On Friday I saw a Nintendo of Europe Employee leaving the Nintendo of Europe headquarters in Frankfurt, Germany. He lost a piece of paper and after he was in his car and has left the street, I picked up that piece of paper. Apparently it is about a new Nintendo Direct happening next week!
Sadly it has no concrete information on it, but just a list of games that will be shown. Here it is:
1. Super Mario Sunshine HD - Wii U - July 22nd, 2016
2. Fire Emblem Fates - Nintendo 3DS - May 20th, 2016
3. Hyrule Warriors Legends (DLC) - Nintendo 3DS - May 12th, 2016
4. Picross 3D: Round 2 - Nintendo 3DS - June 10th, 2016
5. Kirby: Planet Robobot - Nintendo 3DS - June 10th, 2016
6. Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games - Nintendo 3DS - April 8th, 2016
7. Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games - Wii U - June 24th, 2016
8. Mini Mario & Friends: amiibo Challenge - Nintendo 3DS, Wii U - May 2016
9. Pokken Tournament (DLC) - Wii U - Summer 2016
10. Star Fox Zero - Wii U - April 22nd, 2016
11. Star Fox Guard - Wii U - April 22nd, 2016
12. Splatoon (new content) - Wii U - April 8th, 2016
13. Super Mario Maker (new content) - Wii U - April 20th, 2016
14. Lost Reavers - Wii U - April 28th, 2016
15. Terraria - Nintendo 3DS, Wii U - May 27th, 2016
16. The Book of Unwritten Tales 2 - Wii U - May 10th, 2016
17. Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE - Wii U - June 24th, 2016
18. Minecraft Story Mode - Wii U - May 2016
19. Super Meat Boy - Wii U - Spring 2016
20. Mighty No. 9 - Wii U - Spring 2016
21. Limbo - Wii U - May 2016
22. Monster Hunter Generations - Nintendo 3DS - July 15th, 2016
23. Disney Art Academy - Nintendo 3DS - July 15th, 2016
24. Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past - Nintendo 3DS - August 2016
25. Metroid Prime: Federation Force - Nintendo 3DS - June 24th, 2016
26. Paper Mario: Color Splash - Wii U - August 2016
27. Project Zero 4: Wii U Edition - Autumn 2016
28. The Legend of Zelda: Lands of Exodus - Wii U - 2016
I mean, it's a good effort anyway, and if it were real, I wouldn't mind Super mario sunshine hd. Lands of Exodus is stupid, come on. It's not a bad idea for a game where the focus is the free-roaming, but it's just deviantart tier. Of course, so was 'skyward sword' and 'twilight princess'
>The Legend of Zelda: Lands of Exodus
fake leakers come up with the darndest things
I'm saving this all under "bullshit.txt"
cant wait thanks for the heads up
>April 2nd
Just because you waited until after April Fools Day to post this doesn't mean I'm going to be okay with believing it.
Thanks for the laugh.
>>332957458
>1. Super Mario Sunshine HD - Wii U - July 22nd, 2016
That game literally can't work without the triggers on the GCN controller. Fake.
>>332957458
>It's now time for more Direct rumours
Goddamn it the time between them gets shorter all the time
>Super Mario Sunshine H-
stopped reading
>28. The Legend of Zelda: Lands of Exodus - Wii U - 2016
Stopped reading there.
>>332959534
I could, just like it does with Nintendont.
>>332957458
>On Friday I saw a Nintendo of Europe Employee leaving the Nintendo of Europe headquarters in Frankfurt, Germany. He lost a piece of paper and after he was in his car and has left the street, I picked up that piece of paper. Apparently it is about a new Nintendo Direct happening next week!
That was my uncle he works at nintendo would you mind returning his paper please?
>>332959950
Good because that's the last thing there to read
>>332957458
>there are people that literally believe the Wii U will get its own Zelda
>there are people that literally believe that Zelda will be out this year
>these people are allowed to breath other people's air.
>>332957458
>27. Project Zero 4: Wii U Edition - Autumn 2016
>Nintendo of Europe
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
Like, I don't believe this but I'd believe that if it were to happen at all, this would be how it went down. Being an NA Fatal Frame fan is suffering.
>>332960434
>there are people that literally believe that Zelda will be out this year
It's been announced that way, so yeah, there are.
>>332960382
>>332957458
> "Lands of Exodus"
I love how creative these people are when it comes to making their wishlists, yet they're so autistic they can't come up with good sounding names.
>>332960434
>(You) don't believe any of these things
Someone get this hothead outta here
>>332960706
I imagine a nov 16 release date, and then it gets pushed to feb, maybe march in Japan.
>>332957458
>20. Mighty No. 9 - Wii U - Spring 2016
>>332960927
Shit's already been delayed a year. It's coming out this November. It's the most predictable thing that could be announced this E3.
>>332957458
>The Legend of Zelda: Lands of Exodus
Ooh, so close.
Why do fake leaks always go for these melodramatic Deviant Art tier titles? It is as if you have never played a Zelda game. Every Zelda game is some variation "[object] of [aspect]", something with "Link" in it, or "[title] of [aspect]".
>>332961014
I remember when people were adamant that Xenoblade chronicles X would come out in 2014 with the exact same reasoning. Nothing is certain until the game is out, and all signs point to it being nowhere near ready.
>>332957458
Didn't they just do one? I doubt we're getting one for a while.
>>332961176
http://www.designntrend.com/articles/72293/20160318/legend-of-zelda-wii-u-dev-game-finished-ocarina-of-time.htm
>>332960828
Why write (You) like that? It's already there since you replied to him.
>>332961176
When was there an announced full-year delay for Xenoblade? It was never supposed to release in 2013.
Ideas for zelda names...
I think OP had the right idea. It's gonna be a sandbox game, so a reference to the vastness of the world makes sense. Otherwise, it would be to a key-item which we don't know about yet. TP was narratively interesting, since, most of all, it was mostly a narrative reference. Skyward Sword was odd, since it referenced a fault in the wiimote mechanic: It would get confused and had to be reset by raising the sword skyward...
Anyway, words like 'fields', 'lands' and 'plains' are maybe a little on the nose, but making the title more complicated wouldn't really be zelda like.
>>332961326
+1 (You)
>>332961326
(You)
>>332959950
Yeah. My post ended there.
