But I could, if I cared to play this shitty game.

>>332956191
>tfw you will never experience something for the first time

>you will never experience Life is Dranks for the first time again

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>Tfw I don't even intend to experience it once
You can keep your time-traveling white girl simulator.

>>332956191
>You will never experience the second half of episode one - episode 4 ever again
Fixed that for you, OP.

>you will never fap to sfm porn of life is strange
>but i will, no i will not post it for you

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>Where's you fucking photo, Max you synth piece of shit

>tfw you experienced this game at all

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>>332956191

Bet you fags haven't even played Oxenfree. It's in the same ballpark.

Post more Max

>>332956191
never did nor want to
>OPs mum will never abort him

>>332956191
>playing.
Watching. you mean watching.

>>332959570
Do I get to play as a cute girl getting in all sorts of sapphic shenanigans?

>>332959570
Does it have lesbians?

>>332959570
Played it.
Really liked how it went through with its thriller elements instead of pulling a bait and switch like Gone Home and Firewatch.

>>332956191
>playing
thats a good joke, son

>>332958982
Mark did nothing wrong

>>332960312
He diddled my waifu Kate with his gross hipster penis

>>332961082
He didn't
He just took a few pics

i've put off beating this game since october, is it even worth finishing?

>>332956191
But never played it at all. All I know is that there is a cute christian girl.

>>332961437
No man would have been able to resist her
>>332961608
It is if you're into waifu and feels simulators

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AHAHAHAHA!! WEEB SHIT AHAHAHA!!

NO

>>332956191
Game was pretty shit desu, was basically just teenage degeneracy simulator

>>332956191
>Wanting to play episode 5 ever again

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>>332956191
>tfw you will never expierience playing Life Is Strange again

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>>332956191
Is webm related part of the game? If so, I'll play it.

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>>332961608
>tfw somehow read that as 'beating off to this game'

Somebody post the webm
you know the one

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>tfw you will never cuddle with Max on a rainy day near the fireplace while she shows you her latest photos

>>332958982
so that's why he's a double asshole.

>>332964503
The one where Mark is fucking Max in the ass and then shoots her?