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get back in here fags
http://slither.io/
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>>332939921
I'm not playing your games anymore after what you did to agar you fucking faggot

Don't think I forgot
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>Git gud
>Get rekt by someone smaller than my fucking face due to low turn radius
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Don't bother, the game is shit.
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>just got to 3rd place as Snake of the North, then got cocky and trapped 3 snakes inside my coil, trying to get them to thunderdome
>One of them managed to kill me
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>Name my snake /sp/
>Take down another snake called Wojak

Fuck the robots
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>>332940153

>All those other snakes on the screen
>Look at the minimap and you're RIGHT IN THE EXACT FUCKING MIDDLE

You were asking for it anon, we know how this game works.
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post names
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>>332940286
9Gag Army Recruit - Ben
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How do I be a coral snake?
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>>332939921
longest i've gotten so far
there was a huge clusterfuck and they all kept trying to kill me and i just stood there and they all died
got 50th
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>>332940286

I am Snake God >>332940040
or
Ctrl+R = 5sec INVINCIBLE
or
whatever cocky name I can think of for whenever I get in the top 10

>>332940430

Skins
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>>332940496

You'll get better, the longer you play you might realize how to effectively coil someone better. And no I don't mean coil them faster, I was in a 5 fucking minute coil match until the guy inside me died, but there are ways to make it easier to trap people in your coils in the first place.
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>>332940285
>Of course the game crashed
>You went to the fun place

What?
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what's your best length
> 3268.3
got knocked off by some autistic reddit snake
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no reason to get big because of the stupid lag, so I just stay small and try to abuse lag and fuck up big snakes
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This was as far as I could go
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>>332940987
i think i got to 17k
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>kill a giant snek as a babby snek
>circle a dead snek as people scramble for the remains, then slowly realize they're trapped
fun times
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this game is fun but i swear the random stuttering is driving me up a wall
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS LAG
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>circle around 4 sneks as a fuckhueg snek
>let them all go
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>>332940987
I keep getting to 7-8k over and over again but die to stupid mistakes because of how slow I turn
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How do you get skins?
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>poll is saying yes to fb integration and extra p2w shit
>can be killed by a snake 100x less than you size simply due to lag
>server is shit even with good internet

it needs to be fixed. the poll needs to be trashed, you should only be able to be killed by snakes bigger than you or smaller but within 80-90% of your size, and the server needs to be better (might just be because /v/ (and probably reddit too) is giving this game the, and forgive for this term, "hug of death."

That's all it needs to be really fun and good.
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>>332940530
>sharing on facebook

no thanks
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>>332941421
click twitter icon, then reload the game
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>>332940987
>7658.9

I got fucking circle trapped by someone in the top 10, holy fuck they were so goddamn big
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>>332941473
>small snakes shouldn't be able to kill big snakes
Let's just make the game unloseable when you get to a certain size, shall we?
That's a shit idea
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Being big is fucking boring, everyone of your same size is just a scaredy douche roaming around the walls. Meanwhile the middle is lag hell so at best you can only eat some corpse scraps gotta go fast shitters left.

At least you can bully redditors.
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>>332941473
>>332941603
Honestly, if you can't circle in on yourself or get punished by losing size while your head is over your body, not being able to get killed by a midget would be fine.
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Voted for hats
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>>332941473
go play agar.io faggot
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>>332939921

>killed by swarm of new players who were following me for 20 minutes
>biggest player in the game killed by brand new player
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>>332941603
Fixing the lag would be nice though
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>>332941490

First off, this isn't something I'd mind sharing on facebook. Granted I still wouldn't share any game on facebook since that just makes your old highschool friends hate you.

Second, skins are free. Just use free skins that don't involve sharing?
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>>332939921
what skin is /v/ using so wea can represent
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>Be on the leaderboard
>Find another dude on the leaderboard slightly bigger than me
>He's circling a smaller snake
>Circle him
>He dies and I become third on the board
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>>332941961
Why do you even have Facebook?
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>>332941965
the reddit skin
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>>332941965
None because this is a casual fest pertaining to letsplayers and reddit
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>>332941689
you just killed me you christmas coloured fuck
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>>332941965
reddit
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>>332942010

To message friends who don't really use skype, it's just convenient and I honestly don't post info there

>>332941965
>>332942036
>>332942108
>>332942178

I would say inb4 reddit skin joke but everyone beat me to it. I wouldn't use the reddit skin even ironically because it makes you a target more than anything. Just go for whatever's cool. I like rainbow or coral snake, but there's no real 4chan represent skin like there was in agar.io

Implying having a skin will make me spare your ass anyways. Maybe if I was in the top 5, but still probably not.
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>>332941965
fuck skins
everybody name themselves anthony burch
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>>332941741
circles are gay.
snakes are cool.

>>332941603
>Let's just make the game unloseable when you get to a certain size, shall we?
Or just limit the max size.
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>>332941357
nice snek
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>big snake dies
>everyone speeds up immediately
>more snakes die in the chaos
>even more snakes rush to the scene
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am I the only shit head with lag?

Or are there others with lag?
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>kill big snek
>come to reap my rewards
>tiny snek comes in and kills me and takes it all
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>>332942432
I have it too.

>Big snek dies
>Everyone boosts to get the huge amount of pellets
>In the process other 20 snakes die because of lag
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>>332942432
only the dev doesn't have lag, he posted in the previous thread
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>>332942259
You know the Reddit snake is mechanically better than every other snake, right?
The bobber on its head isn't for show, it's an actual object you can collide with.
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Is it my low end computer's fault that the game is all laggy and shaky and I can't move arou d properly or is it the servers fault? Or is it that I'm using Internet Explorer.
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>>332942638
everyone has lag
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>>332939921
The framerate goes to shit after playing for a few minutes, making it virtually unplayable. Tried on two different browsers too.
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How do we distinguish ourselves from the redditors?

inb4 use the reddit skin
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>>332942535
>>332942578
Yeah I was getting long and hard, but kicked the bucket cause I couldn't dodge a really small one.

>>332942638
>>332942432
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>>332942741
everyone name themselves anthony burch
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>>332942741
We don't. We are not legion, we're just a bunch of fags that like to play, talk, and bitch about vidya.
This lag has made the game unplyable though.
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>agar.io
>warin.space
>now this

what's up with all these reddit games cropping out everywhere?
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>tfw I circled around 4 snakes and made them kill eachother off then killed the last one
I'm having too much fun
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>>332942741
my name is 'benis'
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>>332942617

I find that hard to believe, but even then I'm still not picking it.

>>332942741

Name yourself Anthony Burch, I'm down for this idea if we all rename ourselves Anthony Burch just for this thread until we get our own skin.
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>become a goliath snake in the thousands
>little hundreds snake runs into my face head-on
>I die

I get the emphasis on not hitting other snake bodies, but if two snakes hit each other head-on, the bigger snake should always win.
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>>332942814
People like fun
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>>332943021
I like fun. But I'm having none of it.
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>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO teaming up with that other big guy just to kill me
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>>332941473
Nothing wrong with little snakes outplaying the big snakes. What pisses me off is when a 10000+ size snake loses a headon to a brand new snake. In head ons big snake should win the coinflip shit is annoying as fuck.

Tighter controls would be better too. And obviously it'd be nice to get rid of lag. Holy shit so many lag deaths.
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>>332942930

Head on I agree, however smaller sneks aren't going to try to hit you head on, they want in front of you so they can use their sharp turns.

I still think it's bullshit that people under 100 can eat over 10K if your head is bigger than their entire body (reminder we are SNAKES, not CHODES, so you get length tons easier than girth)
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>tfw tinynigga and take out 2 of the top 3
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this shit is unplayable on mobile
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>>332943439
It's unplayable on PC too.
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>>332943251
it's not coinflip shit you retard, the first person to turn when you're at killing range is the one that survives
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>>332943439
Then don't play it on mobile, faggot.
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>spawn
>instantly kill huge striped guy
i love this game
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>>332943646
>>332943669
What do you suggest I play it on? An Atari?
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>get to 21k
>killed by a snake in the triple digits

every time
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holy fuck this is unplayably laggy
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just got to #2 as YourWaifu

it's fun
the lag works in your favour when you're smaller and stay in the middle, easier to clean up the mistakes of the bigger snakes

fuck the lag when you're bigger though
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>>332943669
I'm at work, anon.
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how does this game work?
>run into a bigger one, die
>run into a bigger one, I absorb it
>a smaller one runs into me, dies
>a smaller one runs into me, I die

don't get it desu
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>become long
>I MEAN FUCKIN LONG
>minding my own business
>see a snaek turn right before going face to face
>try to turn but lag keeps me going
>die
>he was 1/100 of my size

fuck this game
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> get 46k
> next on the leaderboard is like 30k
> have to coil in circles all the time because all those tiny kamikaze snakes try to suicide rush me
> eventually fuck up and die
Really not fucking fun with a turn radius that slow
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>pick a Trump-related name
>redditors try to keep eating you
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Welp I finally dropped, it's been fun fags
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>>332944253
You die when your headbutt into someone's tail
Enemies die when they headbutt into your tail

Everything else happens because of the lag.
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>>332944329
same, they're all shit though
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>>332944423
>everything else happens because of the lag

kek
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>>332944253
if anyone runs into someone else they die
basically you have to get people to hit your side
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>>332944253
If your head hits their body you die
If their head hits your body, they die
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> have 30k, #2 on leaderboard
> find #1 finally
> he's constricting another big snake
> circle around him
> takes literally over 10 minutes before the area is small enough and he finally dies
wew lad

that was intense
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Had a nice long run at the top but eventually got kamikaze'd

My only satisfaction is this purple faggot tried to chase me down for about 15 minutes and didn't get the kill

>that based feel when you're huge and some little cuck tries to go alongside you but underestimates your girth and wastes all his boost trying to keep up
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>tfw somebody thinks they're hot shit and tries to jump in front of me
And then I circle them and let them go just to teach them a lesson
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>>332944709
Also I ended up at about 50k which is pretty solid desu

Fun game but laggy as fuck
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> be big snek
> some little shit tries to kamikaze rush me
> dodge it, boost and circle him instead
> don't even make the circle smaller, just let him sit there in purgatory
> eventually he kills himself
Fucking little shit sneks
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The worst part of being big is that your turning radius gets progressively worse.
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>See a bigass snek circling another one
>Go away from them
>A few seconds later a huge lagspike
>Turn around
>Food pellets everywhere
>Get HUGE
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>>332945026
It's calling coiling you dingleberry.
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>>332945114
Not your personal blog, faggot.
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>>332944790
>tfw you let someone go earlier and notice them back again when you're both in the top 10
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>>332945160
I coiled your mum with my snek last night m8
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Post your name and i'll sacrifice myself to feed you
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>>332945382
ayy lmao
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>take some big Youtuber fag name
>snakes start sacrificing
Kek.
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just got to #7 as MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN anyone else in this server
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>>332945494
shill harder dev
now you fucktard made it obvious the greentext stories are by you, like it was with agar shilling
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>>332943074
So don't play it. Hard concept, I know.
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how do i go fast?
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>>332945842
Click and hold the mouse button.
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>>332945842
Hold mouse 1. Uses length as fuel so be careful
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>>332945681
If you weren't stupid, you would realize that this is my first post in this thread.
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>>332943650
Calm your autism faggot. I've been in several clear headons with neither person turning away at the last minute. How about posting some proof you mouthbreathing fuck
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>coil some tiny faggot
>kill him
>collect his orbs
>you grow big and the camera zooms out to show that you're inside an even bigger coil

WAKE ME UP
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>everyone swarms you at 5th place
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>>332945902
>>332945915
thanks senpai
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Any of you know how to play with touch controls on a Windows 10 pc?

It detects everything i touch as a click, and that makes it go fast and get smaller.
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>find slightly bigger guy
>i'm not long enough but he keeps making himself smaller
>finally trap him
>another big guy circles both of us
>guy inside me dies
>still trapped inside big guy
>move in front of his head
>he dies
>i become big
OUT
FUCKING
PLAYED
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damn, i got too greedy.

Cuckold Snake is here.
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Fuck these games make me mad

Especially when I'm getting sandwiched by reddit snakes who don't even know what the fuck they are doing
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Ez
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>>332946236
you faggot keep posting the same shit, get creative with the shilling
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>>332946407
>implying they don't sandwhich their dicks in reddit's site all day

oh boy, you do know you're playing a game they mastered long ago
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>Giant snake is following me
>slowly starts getting closer
>The coil begins
>Nigga is huge and starts speeding up trying to close the gap
>Speed up trying to get out of his coil
>Fuck its gonna come close
>Star Wars.png
>Don't make it and die

I'm having fun.
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>>332941965
USA and Trump as name
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Am I the only one who has never gotten stuck in a coil?

If you're not dumb, you can easily judge their preemptive strike and avoid it.
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this shit is too laggy to be worth playing, and the dev is a colossal faggot to begin with so don't bother giving him your clicks
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>>332946485
pshh...nothing personell
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Its disappointing finding out that that a 30000pt snake isn't that much larger than a 10000pt snake
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>See the top guy getting harassed by a fairly huge snake
>Help to sandwich in the big guy, eat most of him to get on the top ten
>Later when I'm at number 2 I see number 1 again, getting attacked again
>Block off number 1 and eat most of him
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>>332946890
>/v/
>not dumb
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>be huge
>see middle-sized snake trapping two small ones
>try to trap him
>he runs away saving his own skin, freeing the small ones
who /antibullyranger/ here
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fuck you agar dev you sold the last fun thing to fucking normies and god knows youll do it again. Why dont you get right to the big bucks and shill this on reddit
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>>332946890
I generally don't even bother with coils, especially once I've reached HUEG mode
Too risky to just get surrounded yourself
You'll get enough to get big just feeding off of the remains of dumbasses anyways
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The biggest flaw in the current design is that huge sneks have bigger turning radius than smaller ones, because the turning angle doesn't change no matter the size.
This makes it harder to play as you get bigger, because it's harder to avoid the smaller sneks, especially when they spawn in front of you.
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>/v/ is falling for the same jew tactics for the THIRD FUCKING TIME
first that rocket shit
then agar.io
now this bullshit
when will you fucking niggers learn?
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>>332947317
Nigga I've been number one for like twenty minutes three seperate times, twice last night and once today
It's not hard to keep little nigglets off of you
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Does anybody like to bully people? Like coil around them a few times and then just let them go without killing them?
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>>332947391
I'm pretty sure that this one is from different devs
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Rip Dong
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how much 'till you sell this piece of shit to your jew overlords from facebook?
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>open agar
>coins
>shop
>pay money to get coins
HAHAHAHAHA
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>tfw the lag is the deadliest thing in this game
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>little guy and me, hueg guy bump heads
>i die and he lives

WHAAT
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>coil around a smaller guy coiled around a smaller guy coiled around a smaller guy
>lag into my prey's body and die
This'll be better when there aren't lag spikes every minute.
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>>332947317
>this makes it harder to play as you get bigger

this is how it fucking should be, it gets riskier the more points you acquire

it prevents snowballing, have you ever played a multiplayer game in your life?
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>Get big from eating scraps
>All these little snakes trying to speed in front of my head
Like fuck off I can kill you so easily just leave me alone
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>>332947391
I'm giving it the same attention I've given to shit like agar and Nickelodeon Brawl
A flash game where I can whoop the asses of some retards from /v/ then drop it after an hour or two
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>>332947391
I'm pretty sure most /v/ users drop these games after a few days anyways.
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Can't you use some of the money you sold out to facebook for and get some better servers for this shit?

oh that's right, you're just using us to viral the shitty alpha before you open up a cash shop and integrate social media bonuses like last time, right
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>>332947391
voar.io
I still miss it
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>>332948461
...letting reddit pick it up and the devs earn a shitload of money.
This is blatant fucking advertisement and not even mods do anything about it
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>>332948225
The proper way to deal with them is coiling them in a circle that's tight enough to be really uncomfortable, but not enough to actually be deadly. Then just fuck off to do whatever, be sure to not boost and leave him to spin his mouse for an agonizingly long time
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>>332948686
It's fun.
What do you care if people have fun playing the game?
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>>332948592
Not all .io games are made by the same dude, retard.
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>>332947689
Seriously? Holy shit, that fucking anon went full Jew. I wonder if that faggot is behind this game too
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BEHOLD THE TERRARIUM

includes 4+ snakes with most being 1000+ size!
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>you can buy 3x starting mass in agar
what does the XP do?
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>>332948686
It's not advertisement if the dev isn't doing it
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This dev needs to put in some map hazards, like agario. And at something to make the empty 3/4 of the map around the edge attractive. It's worthless except for hiding in once you get to #1 so you can hold on to it longer.
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>zoom past the edge of a giant snake
>come to a dead stop
>slingshot backwards into the giant snake and die
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>>332948775
This one, agario, cursors and the spaceship one are from the same guy.
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>>332948880

aaand it's over

It's just as fun to rocket to the top 5 as it is to maintain #1

this game's pacing is much better than agar
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Best i could get today. Died shortly after.
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this game sucks
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>7th

breddy gud
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the best .io game still was the one with the rockets.
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Open the game in private/incognito browsing. Don't give the dev any google analytics money. Not all revenue is from ads.
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>try it out
>see a reddit designed snake of their retarded looking robot thing logo
And so the downward spiral into utter shit is already in motion for this game, just like agar.
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>finally get onto the leaderboard
>game stops for about two seconds
>play again?
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>>332949603

This, rocket was comfy. Even with the changes, it was the best game. At first you tried to get the perfect orbit, then the moon/poland ball was introduced, then gravity so you can keep clicking to dodge people.

Anyone want to name themselves Anthony Burch with me, not to team, but just to see how many Anthony's we can get on the leaderboard?
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>literal reddit mascot thing everywhere
>share on facebook!
>game is laggy as shit
>swear word filter so nobody gets their feelings hurt
Fuck off.
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>>332949603
Man I miss voar.io
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>>332950173
Let's do it.
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>>332939921
I meant to play my MMO today but instead I have been playing this for hours. God damn it.
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Delcared unplayable due to lag
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Reminder that Agar.io was on House of Cards this season
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>>332949670

these games are literally created in hopes of selling out
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>>332950484
This.

This shit is even worse than yesterday.
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>hunting the depths as a little shit
>find the great purple worm
>stalk it for ages, trying to reach the head
>finally get into position
>zip into his face
>enjoying my spoils until another great cunt comes along
>crashes into me
from 20 to 11k in under 20 seconds
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why is it so fucking laggy today
yesterday it was much more enjoyable
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>>332950173
I feel like Anthony Burch doesn't deserve to get all this attention to his name but it still doesn't stop being funny
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>>332950825
dev here, had to downgrade the servers for financial reasons, because facebook hasn't emailed me back yet.
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>>332951036
go back to r eddit
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>Can't use any words that will hurt someone's feelings
Dev confirmed faggot
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>me and little guy bump heads
>HE LIVES, I DIE
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>reddit gets their hands on it and it becomes unplayable from lag
Why do they ruin everything they touch
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lags like a motherfucker.
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>>332951036
Fix your shit please dev, I doubt Facebook is eager to fund a laggy game with a piece of ass server.
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This shit is laggy as hell
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>See a guy getting coiled
>Begin to coil the other one
>He escapes as does the one getting coiled
>Eventually get fucked by that same fucker I saved later.

I just wanted to be a nice guy.
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>>332951036
trollhader
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>>332951165
This game's fun as fuck with the dick moves you can pull off.

Shame it lags like a spastic walking through a magnet factory though!
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dev here, i suck dicks and this game is about sucking dicks, they're not snake they're dicks
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I dont get how the game works, what do you do to kill someone? just ram their head if you're bigger?
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Fucking bring back voar.io you fucking shit. No one wants to play a shitty agar clone especially after the shit that was pulled to make it the abomination it is today.
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>>332951362
If your head hits another snake's body you die
That's about it
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>>332951409

Dev here, I'm in it for the cash.Thanks for the free marketing as always, /v/ ;)
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>>332951362
get them to run into you
if your head collides with another player it's game over
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make head on collisions cause both snakes to lose their heads (around 10% mass) and be twisted in another direction

right now, especially with the latency issues, it functions like a coin flip which is retarded considering someone who just spawned can collide with #1 and have a high chance of winning
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>>332951494
What if two heads collide
Who wins
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So how long do you think it will be before this game is playable again?
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>>332952020
The one with the most bullshit on their side
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>>332952171
Depends how quick he can jew it out
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>>332952020
Seems to be random.
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I am exceptional.

Atleast, I was.
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>>332952193
>>332952251
Yeah this is why the game feels fucked in terms of balance
Fuck coin tosses give it an actual mechanic like
Whoever is charging wins, but if both are charging, the larger one wins
After all the game is about forcing people to hit the rest of your body
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>>332952020
I think there's a single pixel that determines hits and that most likely no one has actually had a head on collision
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>>332949670
What else did you expect from a sellout?
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>"Dont' run into other snakes"
sounds easy
>people cut you off and it counts as you "running into" them

Yeah fuck this game.
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>>332952306
Nice, I got to like 50k too before I got walled by second and fourth place
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>>332952506
>people cut you off and it counts as you "running into" them
Well yeah. You're constantly moving forward. If you hit anything, you've run into it.
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>>332952506
get good
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>>332952506
Fucking casual
Of course people are going to cut you off, they want to eat you
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>>332952582
Not when some little faggot shoots in from nowhere.
Why can't I just shove him out of the way.
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>>332952506
>Running into snakes counts as running into snakes
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>>332952506
>"Don't run into other cycles"
sounds easy
>programs cut you off and it counts as you "running into them"
>get de-rezzed

Yeah fuck this game grad.
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>>332952725
>>332952669
>>332952634
>>332952607
>>332952582
Don't reply to my posts ever again.
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First time getting first,

got fucked by that turn radius though
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>Get to six
>Ready to take first for Rome as Pompey the Great
>Some little tiny thing that I barely could see got me
A-ah, Rome has fallen
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>>332952858
Goddammit forgot to crop it, didn't even put gay sex with hats
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>>332952858
>google chrome
kek
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>>332953019
Fuck you David
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boost should be removed to be honest
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>>332952858
Hi David
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>>332953083
it lags the fuck out of the game when I'm big and I use it

I think the game might be better without it
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>>332952858
Who the fuck has Paint pinned?
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You got me little green guy, Bobbit has to sleep.
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Are there any other multiplayer browser games we can play while we wait for reddit to leave?
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>>332953265
Uhh
There was that Attack on Titans game that was pretty fun
That or Transformice
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>>332952858
>paint pinned
>achievement hunter
come on now, david
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>>332940012
>I'm not playing your games anymore after what you did to agar you fucking faggot
People from 4chan encouraged him to make money off that, and is it even the same guy?
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>>332953381
it is the same guy and I don't give a shit what neo-/v/ asked him to do, he made the game unplayable
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>These smaller snakes who do nothing but follow you and try to cut in front of you over and over again
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>>332953176
How else would I make shitty webcomics?
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>>332953570
>they accidentally move too far to the left or right and run into you
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Best I got so far.
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That was fun.
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>>332953467
>it is the same guy and I don't give a shit what neo-/v/ asked him to do, he made the game unplayable
>YOU'RE ALL IDIOT, I'M GOING TO SIT IN THIS THREAD AD CRY INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY PLAYING GAMES
>I'M THE ONLY TRUE /V/ GUY, EVERYONE ELSE IS REDDIT AND NEO-V
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>the entire game takes place inside what is a massive snake coil encircling all of us
>the red border is just one of its segments

We fight amongst ourselves, but soon one will rise that will liberate us.
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>>332953921
I like the part where you said all this stuff that sounds silly and pretended I said them, and didn't actually come up with any sort of argument
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>>332953921
To be fair most of the others actually are reddit
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nice laggy mess
btw thanks for ruining agar.io faggot
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I like how this game has the same feel as agar.io

You're doing fine and then someone slightly bigger comes and tries to fuck with you.

That bigger person THEN pulls a jackass move killing you, but getting him killed less than a nanosecond later. Every fucking io game.
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>>332953019

Achievement hunter is cringy enough, senpai
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>>332939921

>can't name myself penis muncher

what is the purpose
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>be in 2nd place
>have to take a shit real bad
>head out to the rim of the worm-hole
>find a tiny snek
>easily entrap him
>spin in circles over and over like he's gonna get fucked
>plow my snek straight into him
godspeed, faggot, enjoy your pellets
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>>332954123
I can't present an argument against someone bitching.
If you post
>waa waa the REAL /v/ wouldn't play this, you're just shilling
Then don't cry further when you get called out for acting like a little bitch
;)

>>332954147
Yeah I guess
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>>332954432
reddit is playing, so you wouldn't want to hurt their feelings
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>>332954296
Nah, in this one it's the smaller faggots that will try to take you down
The bigger ones will generally know that taking a risk like that isn't worth it
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>>332942814
forgot the best one
cursors.io
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>>332954147
>>332954503
>>332953921
/v/ played these shitty small web games since forever, there's always been threads every time someone made a low-effort but addicting game
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>>332948686
Who cares? People have fun for 2-3 days, which is the maximum entertainment a sane adult can get from these games anyways. The dev came up with a unique idea and put work into the game, they deserve the meager revenue from ads and leddits.
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Literally just move in a circle, people eventually will ram into you.
Also boosting means nearly certain death.
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>>332954503
it's like I'm actually on gaf
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