On Friday I saw a Nintendo of Europe Employee leaving the Nintendo of Europe headquarters in Frankfurt, Germany. He lost a piece of paper and after he was in his car and has left the street, I picked up that piece of paper. Apparently it is about a new Nintendo Direct happening next week!
Sadly it has no concrete information on it, but just a list of games that will be shown. Here it is:
1. Super Mario Sunshine HD - Wii U - July 22nd, 2016
2. Fire Emblem Fates - Nintendo 3DS - May 20th, 2016
3. Hyrule Warriors Legends (DLC) - Nintendo 3DS - May 12th, 2016
4. Picross 3D: Round 2 - Nintendo 3DS - June 10th, 2016
5. Kirby: Planet Robobot - Nintendo 3DS - June 10th, 2016
6. Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games - Nintendo 3DS - April 8th, 2016
7. Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games - Wii U - June 24th, 2016
8. Mini Mario & Friends: amiibo Challenge - Nintendo 3DS, Wii U - May 2016
9. Pokken Tournament (DLC) - Wii U - Summer 2016
10. Star Fox Zero - Wii U - April 22nd, 2016
11. Star Fox Guard - Wii U - April 22nd, 2016
12. Splatoon (new content) - Wii U - April 8th, 2016
13. Super Mario Maker (new content) - Wii U - April 20th, 2016
14. Lost Reavers - Wii U - April 28th, 2016
15. Terraria - Nintendo 3DS, Wii U - May 27th, 2016
16. The Book of Unwritten Tales 2 - Wii U - May 10th, 2016
17. Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE - Wii U - June 24th, 2016
18. Minecraft Story Mode - Wii U - May 2016
19. Super Meat Boy - Wii U - Spring 2016
20. Mighty No. 9 - Wii U - Spring 2016
21. Limbo - Wii U - May 2016
22. Monster Hunter Generations - Nintendo 3DS - July 15th, 2016
23. Disney Art Academy - Nintendo 3DS - July 15th, 2016
24. Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Forgotten Past - Nintendo 3DS - August 2016
25. Metroid Prime: Federation Force - Nintendo 3DS - June 24th, 2016
26. Paper Mario: Color Splash - Wii U - August 2016
27. Project Zero 4: Wii U Edition - Autumn 2016
28. The Legend of Zelda: Lands of Exodus - Wii U - 2016
>>332936791
>The Legend of Zelda: Lands of Exodus
Why can't you people come up with a believable name to save your lives?
On Friday I saw a Nintendo of Europe Employee leaving the Nintendo of Europe headquarters in Frankfurt, Germany. He lost a piece of paper and after he was in his car and has left the street, I picked up that piece of paper. Apparently it is about a new Nintendo Direct happening next week!
Sadly it has no concrete information on it, but is just a short message. Here it is:
Hello Anon, Nintendo is a shit company that will never release another good console, but hey, chin up, at least you aren't Anthony Burch.
>>332936791
>Mighty Number 9
>Will ever get out
Kek
>>332936791
>On Friday I saw a Nintendo of Europe Employee leaving the Nintendo of Europe headquarters in Frankfurt, Germany. He lost a piece of paper and after he was in his car and has left the street, I picked up that piece of paper
That's the stupidest fucking "proof" I've ever seen for a leek. Good job.
>>332937172
try make a zelda name that doesn't sound like bullshit. It can't be done.
>>332937792
The Legend of Zelda: Light of Courage
>>332938135
Bullshit as fuck
>>332936791
could've just posted the piece of paper but it has to exist for you to do so
>No Sun and Moon info
>Despite that we know corocoro has new on it this month
GG anon
>>332938401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGYhRYwYhlM
>implying this high quality cutscene is fake
>>332936791
>Sunshine HD
Always the sign that it's bullshit
>>332936791
So... quite literally nothing?
Makes sense.
WHO /SKIPPED THE WII U/ HERE???
>>332938560
That's pretty shit even for 2005 standards of fan made stuff, jesus christ.and yes, I know it's ironically bad
I hope you fags realize we won't be getting a direct anytime soon, the earliest will be a week or 2 before E3 to hype shit up for the NX reveal and they'll blow all their load then.
>>332937792
The Legend of Zelda: Tome of the Ancients.
>>332939081
all their load being?
Nigga the NX is honestly nintendos last chance in the console market. They need to blow us away, which, frankly, modern nintendo is not able to do.
>>332939176
>>332937792
The Legend of Zelda: Make Hyrule Great Again
>>332939178
NX is not a home console, jackass.
>>332939081
They did a mini direct a month before E3 last year. It's not impossible.
But I think they'll be trying to build up hype for the Wii U this year, with all of those new games that they have in development for it.
>>332939178
All their load being Zelda U/NX, the NX reveal and possibly the other games being made for it.
I didn't read the rest of your post because
>MUH NINTENDOOMED
>>332939081
>a week or 2 before E3 to hype shit up for the NX reveal and they'll blow all their load then.
They won't mention the NX at all before E3. If last year is anything to go by, they'll have a small direct where they announce all the smaller games being released this year, then E3 will be all about Zelda, NX and some other big reveals.
>>332936791
Real and not homosexual in any way
>lost a piece of paper
>28 games
>>332939374
>>MUH NINTENDOOMED
It's not even that m8. I am the biggest nintendo fan, thats why i skipped the wii u. Me and pretty much everybody else whos tired of modern nintendo games being shallow, overcasualized games of their former selves. No satisfaction to be had from modern nintendo games. Way too simplified. The NX is thier last chance in the home console market, and you know it.
>>332936791
except that's bullshit becausethe new Zelda is The Legend of Zelda: The Forbidden Kingdom. The new gimmick is that Link has a spellbook that you can write magic signs in using the Wii U gamepad to cast spells, call Epona, etc. The plot is that Link lives in this village on the outskirts of the titular forbidden kingdom that everyone in the village avoids (obvious spoiler alert, it's Hyrule), but then ancient robot monsters from the kingdom start attacking, so Link travels into its depths to uncover its secrets.
>>332939354
>NX is not a home console, jackass.
So they gave up already after the wii u? Would make sense.
>>332939354
>NX is not a home console, jackass.
But it is?
>WSJ: Sony’s and Microsoft’s consoles have far outsold the Wii U. What’s your strategy to come out ahead?
>Fils-Aime: The time frame that these systems are sold is quite long, and right now we’re still at the very early stages of the current generation. The other piece I would highlight is this is a global business. Don’t just look at what’s happening here in the U.S. Look at what’s happening globally.
>From a Nintendo perspective, we clearly have strength here in the Americas, we have strength in Europe and we have strength in Japan. That isn’t necessarily true of some of our more direct competitors. We’ve also said publicly that we are already hard at work on our next home console and that’s another element we’ll be talking about much later.
Source: http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2015/06/18/nintendos-reggie-fils-aime-talks-amiibo-and-the-skylanders-deal/
>>332939618
>and you know it.
Unfortunately I'm not Nintendo, so I don't know it.
>>332939919
I honestly dont know anyone who has a wii u and is still playing it. I can guranteed you that 90% of the wii U's have less than 500 hours of game time.
>>332939269
Build wall around Hyrule Castle.
Make gerudos pay for it.
psst...
illusion playclub is a NX exclusive
>>332937792
Legend of Zelda: Earthern Shield
>>332940083
>tfw you will never get raped by the whole gerudo village
>>332940079
I'm still playing it. Mario maker and XCX alone got me 500 hours total
>>332940079
Are you also the guy that says anyone who plays Nintendo shouldn't be allowed near elementary schools or some shit?
>>332939674
Whats sad is that I can see this being legit with the current state of zelda
>>332940079
I would play it if I didn't have so many exams
Yet I lose my time on /v
>>332940327
what's sad is that we'll never get to play this anon's idea
>>332940187
Cool. That's like, 1% of my playtime with the snes and or n64 and or gamecube. And thats my point. Nintendo games are not easy to learn, hard to master anymore, there is no satiscation to be had because you need 10 minutes with said games to figure out what the game has to offer gameplay vise. Modern nintendo can not make a game like f-zero gx (although that was co-devd with sega) or a game like melee.
>>332937792
LoZ: Hyrule Symphony
LoZ: Oracle Orchestra
LoZ: Soul Storms
LoZ: Fields of Forever
LoZ: The Lost Journals
>>332936791
>I picked up that piece of paper
You should write novels, anon
>>332939674
That sounds like a cool premise, Mage Warrior Link would be badass
>>332940386
And thats the thing. /v/ is more fun than the wii U, let that sink in.
>>332940160Including Ganondorf?
and he remembers everything
>>332940578
and video games in general apparently
>>332940459
I don't care tbqh
Got 15 games that each have given me decent playtime, most are easier than NES/SNES era but you'd have a hard time finding a modern game to give you so many hours by means of sheer difficulty alone - people rarely make games that way these days.
>>332940645
I am at work right now.
>>332940706
i do agree. Thats why i bought an og xbox the other day with NGB. And thats why the last modern game i bought and didn tpirate was mgr.
>>332940735
and I'm guessing all the other anons shitposting here are also at work right now?
>>332940578
I always procrastinate with /v/ instead of any vidya
And why exactly would they just print pieces of paper with a list of gamesi n a direct?
>>332936791
>it's another mother fucking fake leak thread
Why do you keep making these threads? Do you really have nothing better to do?
i honestly hope you didn't go through all the effort to type that out only to give it away with the very first game
>>332940976
Because OP IS A GREAT BIG PHONY
>>332936791
>1. Super Mario Sunshine HD - Wii U - July 22nd, 2016
that how i know it's fake
fuck pisspoor remasters, damn game needs a sequel
>>332940967
Same.
My backlog is huge, but I never get around to it because I'm too busy shitposting on /v/ instead.
>>332940959
Well, /v/ had always enormous traffic.
Maybe they are just taking a break.
>Bayern only won 1:0
fucked up my whole bet
>>332936791
>>332937792
The Legend of Zelda: Time Fire
>>332941907
>tumblrtale
lol
>>332936791
>Terraria - Nintendo 3DS, Wii U - May 27th, 2016
This game is already out.
>>332941962
I guess retail versions are meant.
>>332941956
he's right tho
>>332940079
>>332937792
The NEW legend of zelda
>>332940459
Master of moving the goal posts.
>>332937792
THE Legend of Zelda
Nintendo is going to try and emulate Apples success, just watch the NX will be called the New Nintendo
>>332937792
The Minish Mirror
dicks
I still feel a little twinge when I realize it's someone else between the red bars...
>>332937792
The Legend of Zelda: Big guys revenge
![Leek[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hvdZJzU.jpg "Leek[1].jpg")
>>332937660
>>332936791
On Kinyoubi I saw a Shigeru Miyamoto Employee leaving the Nintendo of Japan headquarters in Kyoto, Germany. He lost a piece of kami and after he was in his kuruma and has left the strasse, I picked up that piece of paper. Apparently it is about a new Nintendo Dairekuto happening next week!
Sadly it has no concrete information on it, but just a list of games that will be shown. Here it is:
DLC
DLC
DLC
indie
indie
indie
shit you already know about
shit you already know about
shit you already know about
STAR FOX ZERO (shit you already know about)
some free DLC
DLC
*This direct will have no information about the NX console or games
>>332936791
I've seen that exact same "piece of paper" introduction before, you're not fooling anyone.
>>332937792
The Legend of Zelda: Shadow of Kokura
>These fucking Nintendo Directs will never stop with their "MUH LEAK" bullshit
God I fucking hate Nintendo fans.
