Maria is very molestable!
>>332935159
>>332934929
does molestation count as bullying?
shh, shes sleeping
>>332935598
I'm gonna draw lewd pictures on her face with a permanent marker!
>>332935360
Not if she's a meddlesome brat
I want Fake Iosefka to experiment upon Maria!
that'd be a fitting punishment
>>332935598
Wake up Maria-chan!
Please do not molest Maria, she's been a bad girl but can still reform.
>>332935598
shhhh don't wake her up!
>>332937410
delete this
>>332937410
>"Only a honest death will cure you now... Why are you laughing? Did I say anything funny?"
>>332937705
Don't make me draw on her again
>>332937784
CUTE
>>332938014
charming!
I'm really surprised at how much fanart this game got. I don't remember DS2 having anything close to this amount.
>>332938186
it looks twice more characterful than DS2, it inspires a lot of people
>>332938186
>>332938186
Dark Souls 2 doesn't have many interesting characters at all.
>>332938479
I want to see Doll spank Maria!
Bunch of weirdos
>>332939251
Doll is cold and hard, and ugly!
Maria-chan is the cutest!
>>332939371
(not true btw)`
>>332935159
>pizza girl
What does this one mean?
>>332939647
Don't pretend to be me you ugly doll-loving freak
you are unwanted anywhere
>>332939850
she's full of tomato sauce and goes down easy under the pizza cutter
>>332939883
Gehrman pls go
you can't appreciate a fair maiden even if you live with her
>>332940152
But this is a console only thread
>>332939914
Ohhh I get it. She is good for holding L2 on the pizza cutter...
>>332940152
Popping in just to tell you to kill yourself.
>>332938014
>>332937410
is she the new guila? CUTE!
>>332940220
And PC ruined the souls community
>>332940338
>Waifufag telling someone else to kill themselves.
Maybe you should kill yourself for helping ruin a once decent community.
>>332940152
>He's never seen people waifuing about the Maiden in Black
>>332940629
This literally only happened once Dark Souls came out on PC in response to the PCuck Waifu threads.
>>332940152
>still uses meme pic
The OCs were great though
>>332940576
but this isn't a dark souls thread, or a pc thread
go away
>>332940981
You're the only one screaming and bugging people about Souls.
LOVE ME, MARIA
LOOOOVEEE MEEEEEE
>>332940981
>m- muh communityyyy :'((
>>332941350
>>332941182
Literally kill yourselves for ruining someone great. you autistic fucks.
>>332934929
>not choosing doll
git gud
>>332940765
Nice revisionist history you have there.
>>332941672
>some sloppy used up sextoy that just gives itself to you
no thanks
>>332940152
are we gonna pretend umbasa and maiden in black didn't exist then?
>>332940152
Fuck off retard.
>>332941796
>choosing heretic with saggy tits
>>332942004
>Saggy
Not likely.
But at least they aren't rock solid.
That's all the doll is, deathly cold skin that is rock hard.
>Did someone say Soul's waifu?
>>332942123
Her silicon skin is not hard!
>>332940152
>Demon/Dark Souls is on console
>No Waifufags
This nigga
>>332940152
That's because console players are normies. If you want some normie shit GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHITPOSTING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Doll isn't for sexual anyway, she's for comfy
>>332942275
Hard and icy like rigor mortis.
Maria is warm and soft, and steamy and moist downstairs.
>>332942275
>>332942123
Doll is firm!
FIRM!
tightest body in the universe
>>332941739
>>332941882
>Denying this wasn't a thing until Dark Souls PC
>>332942208
>>332940152
>>Come on you fucking cunts, don't sink to PCucks level.
What? Bloodborne has tons of waifu stuff and it's PS4 only.
>>332942395
Maria has a dried up well!
>>332942395
Wrong, Doll is warm, Maria is dead and cold.
>steamy and moist downstairs
that's only because she's incontinent.
>>332942395
Maria is cold as a corpse!
>>332942473
>people don't search a literal meme on google before the meme is invented
wow
>>332942509
Maria's wet and ready 24/7but only for me
Gherman hands the doll out to literally everybody that played BB and made it to the hunters dream
>you will never touch Priscilla's fluffy tail
JUST die in my sleep already
>>332940152
Oh you
>>332942353
best waifu
>>332942509
it's puffy!
PUFFY!
swollen with necrotic juices and constantly oozing urine due to post-mortem sphincter relaxation.
>>332942601
>hurrr I got nothing to back my lies up so I'll shitpost
B T F O
T
F
O
>>332942725
He's right though.
>>332942674
by a long shot
>>332942662
DELETE THIS
>>332942773
is that princess?
>>332942773
Chosen Undead you let your waifu die, SHUT UP
>>332942662
>Artist makes a 10/10 Maiden doujin
>This is what follows.
God fucking damn nips and their shit taste.
>>332942858
>>332942601
>Samefagging this hard
Come up with one single shred of evidence to support your position.
Doll is forcuddles
CUDDLES!
ITT: people do their thing while one psycho autistic drakeposter shrieks and cries redfaced in real life that people like something he doesn't
>>332943094
I want to spoon the doll but I also want her to spoon me.
Also she's kissable as hell.
>>332943102
STOP.
>>332943048
>>332943028
That wasn't his waifu. He's gay for Solaire.
Why have you guys ruined exclamation points for me? Something as simple as !
It's frustrating that you people achieve this with so little effort.
>>332942902
Poor Chosen Undead. Left always alone with a gay.
>mfw no cute waifu in das3
firekeeper sucks
>>332943253
There's no reason to be so mean.
We all want to be friends here and do our very best!
>>332943229
>cant come up with a single piece of evidence to back his position
>sidesteps the request
Go on, One.Single.Piece.Of.Evidence
Back up your claims with anything. You can't so you're just shitposting. I'm still waiting.
>>332943117
Another day on /v/. Same old, same old.
>>332943326
are there any notable husbando/waifu npcs in DaS3? i've not seen anyone post about other npcs besides the firekeeper
i'll be shocked if they couldn't do the one thing from DaS1 and give us memorable npcs
>>332943364
Not even the one you were asking.
Calm down, you're clearly upset.
>>332943226
>>332943034
who is worst waifu?
why the bludborne hunter signed the contract in first place and who would want players to go in dream since theres nothing to gain on dream world?
>>332943450
Yet you claim "he's right".
Go on, prove it.
>>332943476
>She becomes the dumpster
Talk about the worst end possible. Why does she get to have all the fun?
>>332943501
Herald.
>>332943274
>implying he didn't get the best
>>332943442
Darkmoon skeleton waifu
>>332943339
I don't care much for you lot.
>>332943476
Stop this right now.
>>332943651
hnnnggggggg
>>332943561
The evidence he's right is in your picture.
I don't really understand what you expect to get out of this.
You're not enjoying yourself al t
>>332943501
Dat fanart.
I like herald. I think she is better than the maiden in black
>>332943274
Blame Lautrec
>>332943715
Sorry anon, I didn't mean to make you so mad!
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>>332943786
>Evidence blatantly shows the exact opposite of what he's trying to pull out of his ass.
>All you cunts shitposting literal lies with zero evidence
>Ruined a great community
>Shitposting the one guy actually posting evidence
Jesus you cunts call us "Sonyggers" the cancer of /v/ when you're literal cancer.
>>332943808
I think you should overdose on crack.
>>332943897
Yes, you did.
>>332943858
Reminder that Lautrec did nothing wrong
Knights of Carim seek their fair ladies but Anastacia resisted and that's why he killed her.
It's her fault so fuck off
>>332943967
>blaming console people for being pc people who ruined the souls community in a thread that originally wasn't about dark souls
The seriously mentally ill should be barred from computers.
>>332943326
What's wrong with her? Can't be worse than Herald
>>332944095
Just because she didn't say no doesn't mean she gave consent
>>332943638
>>332943743
>>332944095
Wow!
Blaming the victim.
>>332943942
AWAY AWAY
I literally want to princess carry Lady Maria to my bed and snuggle with her all night long.
>>332942773
Wouldn't Faraam-bro have the best wife of the lot?
Emerald Herald's got good legs, soft generous breasts and an adorable voice that must be pure sex in the bedroom.
>>332944095
Fuck off Lautrec, gib Fire Keeper Soul
>would rather spend eternity inside a giant tree anus then with you.
>>332938014
>>332943942
Hello!
I am a Yharnamite who has been having an odd feeling inside of my head, kind of itchy but also kind of odd feeling.
I've also noticed...things...around town an on buildings. I think I got some bad blood or something.
Can you help me?
>>332944454
>bearer of the dick...
>seek holes, tighter, more welcoming holes.
>seek the tits
>lest this lass swallow you whole, as she has done so many others...
>>332944369
that's ok, but only because it'll embarrass her and make her feel objectified
I must suck at Souls game, I played all of BB and didn't run into Maria, is she part of the DLC?
>>332944557
CUTE!
>>332944557
GONDOLA!
>>332944627
>is she part of the DLC?
aye
>>332944208
Nope not good at all. I should be the cum dump. Not that disgusting whore.
>>332944557
Gondolas are majestic creatures.
>>332944612
>Implying there's anything wrong with sloppy village bicycles
Emerald Herald's so shameless and I love it.
>>332944576
come on in.
you're perfect.
>>332944095
This is why you do as the messages tell you and kill Lautrec.
>>332944614
I would make her feel loved.
So how about that Ciaran?
>>332944804
>implying that I implied that
>>332943326
>>332940152
>muh pc boogeyman
This is a Maria thread, fuck off.
>>332944860
She's already the patients' cumdumpster and collective waifu, she doesn't need more love, let alone deserve it.
Doll does.
>>332944325
don't be so beastly, this is for your own good, you know...
>>332944945
I did this accidentally too
>>332944861
Used the soul right in front of her, smashed her to pulp.
>>332943715
We need a game based on fantastic planet.
>>332945038
Wasn't an accident
>>332944927
Anon-kun, please. You clearly implied that with references to the whoreald encouraging you to fuck tighter, more eager holes lest the Chosen Undead is left taking her on that rock for all eternity.
Emerald Herald is a slut! SLUT!
>>332942773
>>332942902
>>332943101
If you had to write a book/novel of these games, how would you characterize the protagonists? what personalities would you give them?
>>332944945
Wait, what happens if you kill the doll? does she come back ;~;
>>332945136
The Emerald Herald in Majula is an apparition, she's not the REAL Emerald Herald (you meet that one at the Dragon Aerie.)
This means Emerald Herald is pure and a slut at the same time.
>>332944945
DELETE THIS
>>332944945
>>332945103
delete this
>>332945137
Violent alcoholics with a hatred for just about everything.
>>332944945
>>332945103
Doll is for bullying
>>332944208
>She's saved at the end
A-at least it has happy end. I guess.
>>332943808
I saw someone do a lp of Demon's when they had played Dark2 first, and they called the Maiden in Black, "The Emerald Herald of this game".
It triggered me hard.
>>332945274
>implying that the Hunter drinks something so pedestrian and unfulfilling as alcohol
>>332945293
kill yourself
>>332945103
Fuck you
>>332945136
don't ever fucking reply to my posts ever fucking again
>>332945137
Hunter would be a very shy and naive young man.
>>332942836
Why the fuck would anyone search waifu "souls" when at the time there was only a single "souls" game and it wasn't yet a series?
Jesus Christ /v/ you get worse with each passing day, I can only hope this stupidity will stop at some point, thankfully there's no negative IQ.
And yes there were a shitton of people "waifufagging" maiden back then.
>>332945148
yeah she respawns next time you teleport to the dream and tells you the first line she says when you go there
>>332945345
no
>>332945137
DeS = middle aged mentor figure that is down to earth
DaS = young guy who's got a good heart but is too trusting/naive
DaS2 = slightly older friend of DaS guy who is more cynical but is protective
BB = NEET shut in loner who is terrible around women
>>332945448
no seriously fuck off
> Maiden in Black
> Has no eyes
> Doll
> has eyes on the inside
Coincidence? I think not. Perhaps this is the deepest lore.
>>332945448
Bullying Doll is pointless, she probably doesn't care
>>332943101
2cute
Any more of these?
>>332945038
>>332945103
Why are you doing this. Stop.
>>332945137
>DeS
cute sorceress grill who struggles to remain optimistic in the hellhole that is Boletaria
>DaS1
depressed quality+pyro warrior who's been Undead too long and has trouble connecting with others
>DaS2
big goofy Seigmeyer-like motherfucker. 99 STR, 1 INT. DaS2 is really goofy to me, and so I'm not going to bother with a serious protag
>BB
pure physical huntress, with the 15 ARC tools. Insatiable cat-like curiosity, spurred on by a taste of the Eldritch Truth that you get from the cord you find in the early game
haven't played DaS3, but thinking about a STR+FAI paladin with an xboxhueg shield
>>332942662
>still no amazing doujin with my favorite girl
Fuck this gay earth
>>332945582
> Maiden in Black
> lulls the old one to sleep
> Doll
> wakes a great one up from a dream
It just keeps getting deeper.
>>332945840
>>332945582
Emerald Herald has a glowing magenta eye with a cute little heart in the middle.
>>332945863
>female PCs
wrong
>>332945910
there is a severe lack of quality porn of Souls in the first place. It's all either drawn like trash, and/or incorporates outrageous fetishes
>>332946054
no u
I also wouldn't roll with any of the posterboy weapon setups either. Just the armors.
>>332945308
Arianna is such a qt. Too bad that pretty much everyone in the fucking game is doomed. I did all I could for her and she ended up mad down in the sewers with her very own abomination. Had to kill both out of mercy.
>>332944095
Someone please do a screencap of this with Lautrec typing this
>>332944804
>I'm a dumb beta memer who thinks that encouraging sluts will get him part of the action
How does a man fall so low
>>332945982
wat
>>332945982
No one gives a shit about that hussy. She'd probably retcon Maiden in Black have candle wax over her eyes. Emerald Slut.
>>332945863
For some reason I've always seen the Ds2 protagonist as Vendrick, only younger and a bit less hollow.
Receding white hair, pleasant beard, hollow cheeks with a prominent chin. He's an old soul looking for a good place to die, but he just can't find it.
>>332944095
fuck off lautrec
>>332934929
What is this Maria bullying meme? I just finished the game for the first time recently and I don't get it.
>>332944945
BLASPHEMY
COPS HAVE BEEN CALLED
>>332946345
>>332946430
Spaceballs is such an underrated movie
>>332946456
She's a huge chuuni and she's easy to stagger. She's bulliable and deserves it.
>>332946456
Jealous haters want to bully best girl.
>>332935159
>puffy vulva
how is this a insult?
>>332946092
I know all I want is porn with Yuria involvingmaking love to her and telling her I will dedicate myself to making her happybut according to some other artists it's better to have her eaten or some shit
>>332946414
but how, Vendrick already hollowed before you got there
>>332946613
shut up Gehrman
>>332944993
>more stronger
Holy shit, I've been fighting Ludqig for a while now and I've only made it to his second form like twice, but both times the summon gets killed RIGHT BEFORE THE CUTSCENE
Is that supposed to happen or?
>>332946092
Because the series isn't big in Japan. 99% of its audience is in the west.
>>332946702
I'm not saying the Ds2 protagonist is Vendrick, nerd, I'm saying I envision the Ds2 protagonist as looking like a younger, less hollow Vendrick.
We see what he looks like in the Memory of the King.
>>332946758
It's from some russian guy with mad broken english, but I think it's pretty cute when it's the doll
>>332946578
do not bully the Chosen Undead
>Bear of the Curse
>>332946781
>having the summon
unless you're on ng+7 or something you shouldn't be having that much trouble with him
>>332946658
It's heaping perceived shortcomings onto an already bullied mind.
There is nothing wrong with puffy vulva, in fact puffy vulva is cute, but by acting like it *is* a problem it's turned into an insult.
>>332946054
senpai, a huntress is much more fitting for BB than a dude.
blood magic is feminine, and everything's about childbirth. the game's narrative has way more feminine themes than any of the others.
>bloodborne-bros blowing out a consolewar faggot (probably spammed goldface during pre-release as well)
Love you guys.
>>332946456
She's animoo: the character.And I love her for it.
>>332946878
>tfw the Japanese can't appreciate the Lovecraftian themes and sweeping Western architecture and character design
>>332947064
t. Maria-cosplaying tumblrdyke
>>332947164
there aren't any moeblobs, so they don't like it
>>332946674
>Not wanting your waifu to be mindbroken after countless horrible fetishes happen to her
I wonder what happened to her. I mean, she was captured by those fat fuck ministers. Umbasa only knows what they did to her.
>>332946578
I would love a Souls+BBanimated comedy with these characters.
>>332934929
Kind of spooky desu senpai baka
>>332947198
people cosplay Maria?
>no translated Priscilla doujin
Suffering
>>332946917
Well, I am.
I don't know if there's something I'm doing wrong, but I'm having an awful time fighting him.
>>332946781
BL? He wrecks your shit until you can do some decent damage, at about level 70+.
Would you my hunter?
>>332940152
DeS had waifufags. Denying this makes me think you don't remember much of DeS discussion here. There wasn't as much because there were fewer fans.
>>332947164
Welcome to /v/, faggot
>>332947164
>what is Saya No Uta
>>332947379
Can't even see her face dood
>tfw want to play bb badly but dont want to buy 400e console just for one game
>>332947331
both ingame and IRL. She's got a big lesbian following on tumblr
>>332935159
I want to hug her so bad
>>332947370
74 lmao, I'm complete garbage.
>>332947498
Why would I show you her fair face?
>>332947403
Why would you earnestly reply to such obvious bait? Are you just retarded?
>>332947481
That's only because the Japanese love Lovecraft, since his stories feature creatures that fit very much into the traditional Japanese concepts of Youkai.
>>332947516
is Haruhi worth reading, or should I just watch the anime?
>>332947074
As it should be. Console wars are fucking cancer, that fag was defiling a Maria bullying thread.
>>332947516
same here
>>332947629
How would YOU bully Maria?
Be creative.
>>332947370
I can help you out if you want, I have some characters there.
>>332947629
So when Arianna says she's a whore, does that mean she lets people stick their penises inside her? Or she sticks her blood in them?
Yharnam is weird and I honestly don't know anymore.
>>332943808
I liked all the pics people made of The Emerald Herald pissing into an estus flask when DS2 came out.
![[Coalgirls]_Ore_Twintails_ni_Narimasu_04_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[889646ED].mkv_snapshot_05.14_[2015.10.10_19.27.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZnizoGS.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Ore_Twintails_ni_Narimasu_04_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[889646ED].mkv_snapshot_05.14_[2015.10.10_19.27.36].jpg")
>Mergo's wet nurse
>not a wet nurse
why
>>332947453
>You will never interact more with real Iosefka.
Fuck this gay earth. Fake one gives me boners, but still.
>>332947626
I haven't read the LN, but the animoo is worth going through at least once.
>>332947629
>no spooky adella in the background looking to stab a bitch
For the honor of Cainhurst.
Purge church wiener.
>>332947603
I'm finding it harder to detect bait lately. Some people are truly stupid here, more so than myself.
>>332947768
I would put tampons in her locker at school. Alternatively, at her desk in her office.
It would progress to the point where the hygienic products would beused.
>>332944945
You sick fuck!
>>332947516
>>332947658
Consider this, anons:
I paid roughly $380 for BB and the ps4. I currently have 65 hours logged into it. Therefore, I have paid roughly 5.8 dollars per hour of entertainment on the system.
A 1.5 hour movie costs about 6.66 dollars per hour of entertainment.
Therefore, I have paid less money per hour on BB than if I had bought a ticket to see Zootopia.
That's pretty worth it.
