Something's wrong here.
We've found Timothy Schaefer, John Romero and even fucking Steven Armstrong, but no Anthony Burch?
>>332899338
God does not will it, but I will change that.
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
>>332899338
It's just not to be.
>>332899338
Fucking shit
Is Anthony even possible as a first name?
Maybe that Antonio Burch is the closest possible
Anon, I don't think you understand.
When /v/ said that no matter what you will never be Anthony Burch, they meant NEVER.
We can do it
it's happening
In truth, God is taking pity on us
I would not wish being Anthony Burch on any of my greatest enemies
>>332899338
some legends are forged and others are born.
>>332899624
I've seen both Anthony as a first name and Burch as a last name. It should be possible.
WE ALREADY FOUND ANTONIO BURCH AND TONY BURCH. CAN WE PLEASE STOP IT
The day /v/ didn't get to be Anthony Burch
>>332899624
I've seen both Anthony and Burch. We just need RNGsus' blessing.
>>332899839
You know it doesn't count.
>>332899839
not until i see something amazing.
Is there a list of all the names we've found so far?
Jack Frost
>>332878136
>>332899338
Even when we try so hard, deep down, nobody wants to be Anthony Burch.
>>332899717
So close
hehe
>>332899338
333000000 will be Burch
>>332899839
Do not fall for such false idols.
There is only one Burch
>>332899908
>>332899937
well, these names, right here, pretty close to something amazing.
Don't give up!
>>332899903
>Bridget Wu
JESUS ANON YOU WERE SO CLOSE
>>332899903
>DIANNA WU
>BRIDGET WU
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
Reminder the cuck mod took it out of circulation
>>332899338
Don't you get it? No one can ever be Anthony Burch EXCEPT Anthony Burch.
THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF "YOU WILL NEVER BE ANTHONY BURCH"
>>332899338
Where was Timothy Schaefer?
>>332899338
/his/ got Todd Howard
>>332900127
That's how it's meant to be.
has anyone gotten john bain?
Not unless I authorize it.
>>332899908
>not Randy
I had one fucking job.
>>332899338
KEK ME, CMON IM HERE, KEK ME NOW, DO IT CMON, IM HERE
>>332899338
What if I don't want this Anthony Burch stuff? /v/ autism is off the charts today
>>332899338
I'm right here, pal.
>>332900384
Shut up Clark! God, you are such a Mendoza sometimes
Do you think Anthony Burch has been posting on /v/ all day just so he can see what it's like to not be Anthony Burch for one day?
Bane?
>>332900462
Nobody called you, pissant Gonzales
what the fuck even rhymes with burch
>>332900595
Yes, I have been, and let me tell, this has been the best day of my life.
We are Burch
>>332900695
LOOK AT THE MONKEY
Might as well see my name
>>332899903
>Bridget Wu
So close.
Didn't realize people finally cared about me.
rollin'
Cuck Trek III: The Search for Burch
It is a sign.
No one is Anthony Burch.
>>332899338
Cocks and/or dicks.
ARMOK PLEASE
>>332899338
check this burch
>>332899338
We also got Ebony Koch and Minnie Cox.
Have we even seen anthony as a first name yet?
In this moment, I am Anthony Burch. Not because of any phony RNG’s blessing. But because I am enlightened by my cuckoldry
BURRRCHHH
>>332900986
Mega test
I refuse to die until I am found
>>332899338
We saw Timothy Bradley and Thomas Jefferson
>>332901061
maybe.
>>332901046
We also got Ebony King
What significant names have you found yet, /v/?
>>332900762
Church
>>332900762
Perch, search, and lurch.
>>332901061
Just saw someone called Anthony Yu in another thread. We've had both names, just separately.
How do I?
>>332899338
anyone have a screen cap of Armstrong?
(You)
>>332901524
(Jew)
>>332901524
(Me)?
>>332901589
(Sue)
>>332899338
Life requires balance
>>332901695
(Poo)
>>332901805
(Loo)
>>332901836
(Misconstrue)
>>332901836
(Clu)
>>332901963
(Who)
The universe itself doesn't want to be anthony burch.
All right, I've gotta see the fucking Steven Armstrong post. Where the fuck is it?
What the FUCK do you guys want?
Leave me alone god damnit.
>>332899338
I give up. We'll never find Anthony Burch. I'm going to bed.
I'm the real anthony burch
>>332899338
Theory.
A pseudo-random number generator determines the names. If the name Anthony Burch is formed, it checks to see if that string is equal to Anthony Burch and then if it is either rerolls into a new name or pulls out a random name from a special array of names
>Timothy Schaefer, John Romero, Steven Armstrong, Jack Frost, etc.
either case Anthony Burch will never appear
Hey everyone...
I hope the mods deleted it instantly and never told anyone.
Wonder if John Galt has appeared
just saw joe best and steve hawkins.
>>332899338
Anthony is hiding
>>332903049
I hope someone gets Ray Sipe.
>>332902695
Yes?
I believe
>>332900260
i JUST DID
Nobody can be Anthony Burch
>>332899338
No anon is as big of a cuck as Anthony Burch.
>>332903581
>implying
>>332900695
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>332903581
No one can be Anthony Burch, even if they tried, even if they worked with countless shitposters on a Bengalese fly fishing board they just can't
It defies all reality
>hardly on 4chan today and pretty much ignoring the whole name thing
>randomly check a post's name and it's the name of the person in the room right fucking next to me
>>332905143
Did you fug?
I just want either someone to get it or for this april fool's thing to end.
It's time to go back to regular /v/ shitposting.
I have come
JUST
>>332902201
I'm about at my limit as well, maybe have ten more minutes in me.
Don't worry. He's here
ok
>>332900695
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>332903581
The universe isn't cruel enough to make two anthony burches.
cuckold mod made it impossible to get the name
>>332906684
come on, the world is plenty cruel. I bet my name will be chad, for example.
two Anthony Burch cannot exist
>>332907046
really?
>>332899338
His wife got the rights to the name in the divorce and wouldn't license them to 4chan.
mmmhhhhhh
>>332907195
So what happens if you clone Anthony Burch?
>>332907462
You mean to tell me she got his name, his nigger dick and his wii u? Christ the courts really don't play fair do they?
hey
There
KEK KEK GOOSE
>>332908667
we even got a jack buer somewhere around.
no david hayter or kiefer though
It's over guys.
So it's over. Has he been found at all?
>>332900695
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
Say my name
I've arrived, cucks.
Check me out.
>>332909225
It's you
H̓̚E̝̣̱͙̲̬ͮͩ̐ͫ̈ͅ ͎̲̰͇̜̎ͥ͗H̵̩̏̽ͤ̒͂̚A̛͍̳̐ͅT̮̖͕̹̺̙́͋̈́̏͗̐ͭH̠̀͆̂̌͋ ̳̞̭ͣ͗̑̒͒̔̋B͇̗̘͔̋ͯ̎ͥ̋E̽E̫̠̱̦̳̖̽ͅN͎͇͙̭̯͖ͭ̃ͭͯ̔̈́̃͠ ͎̤̠͈ͫ̈́̂̊R͈͕̺͖̜̀ͦͫ̌̐Ẻ̸̥̱̗̺̝V͉̘̱̜͓̬̥Ḛ̛̙͊̾ͥ͆̈́̈́̓A͍ͅĽ̴̬̫̤͇͒̽̐̌E͍͚͖̱͍ͫD̼͉̖̬ͬ͌̏̇͛̾́
What kind of a sick man would want to be Anthony Burch anyways? I'm glad it didn't happen.
>>332899338
who ?
>>332899338
we got so fucking close and so many random names of other people, that i'm pretty convinced that mods got triggered halfway through by people having fun and made it impossible to get
fuck modsthey better do the same shit for next year's april fools
Now the dust has settled can some mod/admin confirm if anthony burch was removed from the possible names to get?
An extension that keep the random names would be cool.
>>332899338
Even 4chan does not want to be Anthony Burch. God bless this site.
>post yfw literally nobody on 4chan is Anthony Burch
Birch
>tfw even through this stupid name system you will never have to worry about ever being Anthony Burch in any way shape or form
