So... If someone of you get a fucking "Anthony Burch", that means we will have the greatest reply ever on the history of /v/?
Yes.
>>332883519
>Antoinette Townsend
Most definitely
Why even go on living.
>>332883409
You mean just like Borderlands 2 was the greatest game of all time?
Not really, it would be forgotten in 20 minutes at best.
wew
>that feel when no Cole Phelps get
pretty much
>>332883654
>Gerald Hancock
anthony confirmed
>>332883409
It will be a banner, probably.
>>332883508
>>332883519
>>332883771
>>332883905
>>332884258
So we will have an historical day on /v/, celebrated and told in other boards just because someone could have, for one fucking day, the name of the most iconic cuck, king of cuckness, the one that was chosen to be cucked.
Why?
THE SHOW MUST GO ON
>>332884421
Because neo /v/ loves cucks
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>>332883409
BURCH FOR PRESIDENT
>>332884421
The joke is that, no matter how bad every one of us is, at least no one here is Anthony Burch. I'm not Anthony Burch...am I?
>>332884741
Have you ever thought that at every post our chances of being Anthony Burch gets higher?
>>332883409
It's just a meme
>>332885080
Are you, for chance, underestimating our autism?
>>332883409
in terms of (you)s yes
It will probably get deleted immediately
>>332885275
Why?
>>332885051
I haven't been on /v/ when it started, do we know anything about how the names are generated? Are they kind of names and surnames you'd expect to come together (I'm not american) ? I'm trying to figure out if they are taken from some database of actual people names or generated randomly.
Did anyone ever actually get Anthony or Burch?
>>332885415
cause the janitors will be asshurt that they will never have this much fun
>>332885881
That's the mistery, anon.
We don't know nothing at all.
If the Anthony Burch premium name is to be sorted since post 'x', we have to keep posting.
If the premium name was already sorted and we didn't notice, we are searching for a chance already lost.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
>>332883409
It's gonna be worth the wait for sure.
I want the (You)s
No matter how hard you possibly try, you will never be Anthony Burch
>>332883409
Nah, we'll just fuck it up.
>>332886486
There's nothing to do but to keep going. Surely, it probably won't be mine post or yours but one day we will get to him. Let's reach Anthony Burch. One post at a time.
Why do we seek to be Anthony Burch?
Because even as Anthony Burch, we will never be as pathetic as Anthony Burch.
I can not be Anthony Burch
>>332886486
Premium names?
WHAT!
>>332887046
So an Anthony Burch isn't Anthony Burch?
WITNESS ME
>>332883409
It'll be some lame post
>You will never get all those (You)s
Why live?
I sure hope so
>>332886486
EVEN IF THERES ONLY A MINISCULE CHANCE, WE WILL FIND IT. EVEN IF WE HAVE MISSED OUR CHANCE, WE MUST NEVER GIVE UP. WE ONLY TRULY FAIL WHEN WE GIVE UP HOPE, AND THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GIVE UP HOPE, IS ANTHONY BURCH.
>>332887131
Yes. Premium.
Actually, I think I am over-sub-estimatin this name.
No one can be Anthony Burch. Ever.
He's a legend. He's unique. He's the one, the ONLY
The
F
U
KEK
K
I
N
G
King of Cucks.
Born once in a 1000 years.
HE IS...
Anthony Burch.
The premium name.
>>332885881
Someone got Anthony Berry.
>>332887254
I LIVE
I DIE
I LIVE AGAIN
>>332887509
Maybe it is fitting that no one will ever be Anthony Burch.
Only one man deserves such a fate.
>>332887509
>Anons make >tfw you're not Anthony Burch threads forever
>fags (mods) remove name from list
>cuckening occurs
Was getting cucked part of your plan?
RIP
>>332887509
If Griffith could do it, so could I.
Right now I'm holding my cuck behelit.
I've lost hope.
I WILL TRADE ALL ANONS TO BE THE SUPREME MEMBER OF THE C UCK HAND. I WILL BE REBORN AS C UCKTO
>>332887509
I HAVE SOME INFORMATION I FOUND ON MY OWN POST THAT I AM NOW REPLYING TO!
I posted
F
U
KEK
K
I
N
G
But in the "fucking" term I put the term "c. u.ck" in the "c" section.
I was automatically changed to "kek". 2 "k" in a roll, as you might noticed.
Is... Could... Could this be a...
Lead????
no.
>>332884421
Newfags, most likely
Yes, in case I become Anthony Burch, the truth must be spoken
Rei > Asuka
>>332888154
cuck desu senpai baka
>>332887832
Y... You....
We've been outplayed this entire time...
Could this be FUCKING REAL?
there is still time
I am here.
>>332888650
MEDIOCRE
>>332888650
Oh yeah?
So fuck you, Clayton Bradford.
You were not invited to my cuck party.
>>332888458
Face it, you got cucked and you're not even Anthony Burch. Poetic, no?
>>332889224
Post yfw not Anthony Burch
I imagine the mods are lagging their asses off this entire time.
Black people
hate this meme, but still rolling just to see what would happen
>>332889373
>>332889434
they probably don't give a shit
I just want my Wii-U back.
>>332887509
Wow
What if the name is reservered for the real Anthony Burch only?
>>332889373
Dudkdy
reeee or something
desu
>>332889373
>>332888257
/v/ gets another one
REEEEEEEEEE
Doubt is my middle name!
Tbh senpai
>>332888257
What a waste.
No one on /v/ even cares about Jack Kirby.
LA noire was a shit
>>332891843
I do.
>>332888257
HAHA, get fucked /co/
With this post I have become immortal
I honestly doubt it can beat "splatoon is best meme"
>>332889373
>>332892060
Victoria Bell is already dead
>>332892108
Whats that care to explain
>>332888257
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>332892135
>Wu
>>332892354
how new are you?
>>332883409
More than likely, no.
>>332888257
Where is Stan Lee when you need it? Oh right, he is fucking your wife.
>>332886486
Someone got a Todd Burch
My friend asked me to sleep with his wife and I turned him down
Did I do well?
>>332892570
2012
>>332888257
Nice. Get fukt /co/
My wife's son loves this meme
>>332892662
Prove it.
>>332889373
>>332892662
No Todd Howard?
>>332892715
No fagboy
>>332892734
My wife's daughter is offended by this meme. It is uncharacteristic of 4chan and needs to be censored.
feet for burch
maybe. maybe not.
>>332889373
>>332888257
Literally who? :^)
>>332892874
I think /tv/ got todd
Go back to plebbit you plebs.
That's it, final roll before beddy bye
Burch is small time I'm the real king
>>332889373
>>332887832
>this is what Hiro wanted all along with Aprils Fools Day
That's it /v/ this is my last shot and then I'm out. And I'm going to take my Wii back.
kcuc
Guillermo get
last one
>>332893556
THE MADMAN
>been afraid to post all day because I might be
>>332883409
Some faggot will post some lame shit like 'roll' and it'll be the post. Theres no way it'll be something actually funny
>>332889373
/v/ get, for cuckness
You guys were fun, but my bull needs to be prepped.
See ya!
Splatoon is new meme get was bretty gud
>>332889373
I've got no face.
For the first time in my life i want to be Anthony Burch
>>332889373
>>332889373
Yeeeeahhh...
BUT WAIT!
What would happen if anyone replied to you and got an Anthony Burch?
The final hour of this stupid unfunny bullshit
>>332894189
Still posting to see if you're a cuck?
Feel my power
Hello?
>MFW I'm Anthony Burch
burch must be found
I miss moot
give me your wii (you)s
Meme
It's me, I'm burch
source:nvm
They really did remove the name pair from the autogenerated list, didn't they?
someone tell me what to do
Fuck I've been teaching google how palms and street signs look like for hours.
>>332883409
>no fun allowed
u
ALL I WANT IS BURCH
I'LL DO ANYTHING
>you will never, ever be Antoine Birch
Anthony Fuckin' Burch
Bill Wilson got hundreds of (You)s. I don't know if it can be beat.
One more chance.
I will kill myself if this is Anthony Burch
the one who gets anthony burch will have the greatest amount of "you's" in the history of /v/
>>332897516
The question is
WHO will get Anthony Burch? Will he be a big memer master?
>>332883409
No Burch. Ever.
Maybe im the burch?
Cuck.
This "Anthony Burch" shit is not only the least funny thing I've ever seen on /v/, it probably tops anything else on the Internet in terms of cancer
fickety furch give me the burch
BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
>>332898085
>tops anything else on the Internet
That's the important part.
We can only hope so
>>332892737
not that ann but someone got this >>>332896815 instead
This is the last time I'm going to roll.
What if tomorrow EVERYONE is Anthony Burch?
>>332883409
I AM BURCH
Niggas tongue my anus
cmon gay earth just one time
>>332883409
I'm the cuck.
I would do anything for a nice fresh meme right about now.
Who is Anthony Burch?
Everyone sucks but me
so tired...i'm going to sleep. The Burch is just an urban legend.
>>332883409
Did somebody say my name?
BURCHHHHH
Rolling for the crown.
I'm a cuck.
>>332883409
You talkin to me?
>>332898848
I'M NOT A KEK
Crown me.
>>332883409
The spoons, they are rusty
Someone bring me a bottle of liquor
If Anthony Burch is such a cuck, why does /v/ care about him so much?
>>332883409
As Anthony Burch I find this a fruitless effort
I am the real Anthony Burch.
I let men fuck my wife while I cry on twitter about it.
I am the meme master, just look at my name.
tfw you'll never be Anthony Burch
I BELIEVE IN THE MEME MAGICK
MEME MAGICK IS REAL
>implying the devs didn't filter out anthony burch from the names to prevent this shit
memes are dumb
tfw am burch
Your mom
Nippon Punch
Probably.
>>332900014
They should put it back then.
IT'S OVER
BUT WAIT
>mfw Anthony Burch never showed up
Time is running out~
>>332883409
It won't beat Bill Wilson. Baneposting is universal.
Christopher Poole GET
>All these people who think that they didn't filter out the specific string of "Anthony Burch" From the name generate
fuck ya baby
>>332885051
that's not how chance works
>>332883409
Lol fuq off
I wonder if the post rate on this board has fucktupled just because of all the Anthony Burch rolls?
>>332901079
If one in every million posts is Anthony Burch, then that means that the millionth post will be Anthony Burch.
>>332900694
It would be funny if they made it change to something else in that instance, e.g. Memelord Swagster.
Smash 4 > Melee
>>332900347
OOOOUT OF TIIIIME
RUNNING IN AND OUT OF TIME
HEAR THE TICKING OF THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK TONIGHT
WE HAVE TO KEEP TRYING
>>332883409
I honestly don't see the point if someone gets it other than a small laugh
>>332901786
You wouldn't understand, you're chinese.
No.
Cuck.
>>332888257
Get rekt /co/
>>332890000
chequed
>ywn be Anthony
>>332883409
Borderlands is a game with alot of potential but it's not used.
It already happened you morons.
/a/ got it last night in a prison school thread, and we invaded and had a 1000 post thread.
They also got Faye Valentine, Sam Wise, Brianna Wu, 444444 get, plenty of dubs and trips, all in the same thread. It's over /v/, you missed it.
You're not gonna get Anthony Burch because that random number was already generated.
it's not happening is it
Memes shall crown me as a Cuck!
Anthony Burch
Where is da Burch at
>>332909772
Here.
>>332905103
that was Antonio Burch. its not the same fucking thing. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>20 most replied to threads are about Anthony Burch
Truly video games are not allowed here.
>wakes up
>still not Anthony Burch
feels good m8
what the fuck is this?
>>332909874
Seems liegit