http://slither.io/
>>332875708
Fix the lag ans we'll talk.
>>332875708
That lag is horrendous. Fuck that game.
>not a Burch thread
>>332876730
No?look at the top 10 in the OP
This game is fucking broken and unplayable but got I can't stop playing it
I just want it to work
>>332875708
i like your voice desu
>Matt Mercer
YOOOOOU ARE THE OCEAN'S GRAY WAAAAAAVES
what the fuck are these mechanics? if i'm longer i still die if i eat someone?
>>332878616
It's not fucking agar.io you idiot, it's multiplayer snake, you die when you hit a wall created by another snake.
>>332878616
You can't eat people.
Think of it like this: instead of death when you try to hit yourself, like in classic Snake, you die when you hit someone else. You can only eat dots.
If your head hits anyone else, you die and vice versa. Left click to go fast at the cost of length.
How I got to top 2:
1. Get to the center: it's the place where all the fun is
2. Try to cut big guys. How to: run in the same direction, then accelerate and sharply turn towards him. However, if he does that first, you will die. But when you are a tadpole, you have nothing to lose.
3. Encircle small snakes, coils tighten as the time passes, dooming your prey. Careful for gangbangs and don't get encircled yourself.
4. When you have 4000 size or more (possible with 2k, but more is recommended), travel to the edge of the world. It's where afk snakes travel. Catch them and encircle: they are predictable and don't accelerate. However, there is AI that tries to prevent collisions.
I love trapping two snakes and having them fight to the death. I let the winner spoiler]lucario[/spoiler] live.
got to 6th on first try, was pretty fun but not that hard, just right click if anyone gets close yo your face and your safe.
>>332878796
except i just had someone run into me and i died
>>332879374
Forgot image
>>332879223
AI? AFK Snakes?
How seriously do people take this shit? Its worth maybe 30 mins of your time. Tops.
>>332875708
>Matthew Mercer
Your voice is pretty good
>>332879586
Snakedome
>>332879558
>one time I grabbed a star in mario and died
>one time I grabbed a banana in donkey kong and died
>one time I picked up some ammo in doom and I died
That is how you sound.
It really should show when people are killed and who killed them.
>>332879884
>>332877863
Th-thank you.it's actually pretty close to my real name
>>332880308
Please be in Anor Londo
>>332880232
Also the worms should shoot lasers and have explosive suicide vests to take everyone else on screen down when you die.
>>332875708
Nice voice but you're a shit for shilling this garbage
And fuck this new capcha shit. How did Google think this was a good idea? Clicking until the things are gone? That takes time away from shitposting.
>>332880457
I don't get it.
kinda fun, im pretty mad when i die to a reddit snake tho
>>332880996
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>>332880108
and you sound like the game's dev, and also an autistic manchild. go fix your game fag. the basic mechanic doesn't even work 100%.
How the fuck did I just die?
I touched a snake like half the size of me
how do some people have specialized colors? is that some dlc shit?
>>332879630
Yes, there are people who play for hours and take this game seriously.
I forgot to add that when you encircle your prey, you can accelerate, and graphical effects make their computer lag, effectively killing them.
>>332881196
Nevermind im retarded lel
>>332881250
You need to shill it on some social media.
>>332881196
Because you die when you run into another snake regardless of size.
>>332881176
It does, but I'll assume you have a shit load of lag like I do. I see people pass through other snakes, turn, and be completely fine but I so much as breathe in the wrong direction and I run into some bullshit no where near me.
Oh god, another one of these games
Time to lose a lot of time doing dumb bullshit
>>332875708
lmao its just spore cell stage but 1000 times less fun
>tfw when you wreck a bignig immediatelly and kill all the shitter trying to steal your hunt
>tfw when you rubber band and die to a random fuck
>>332881173
what is this fucking london meme
>>332882531
>the random fuck is a 10/20 size who literally appeared out of no where.
who's the cuck now motherfuckers
>encircle a snake that's encircling a snake
>another snake had been encircling us the whole time
>All the reddit snakes
This activates my autism
Power creep is real. It's very hard to battle a colossal snake 1v1.
But gangbangs are possible in this game: it's when you approach the snake from both sides, and he has to turn somewhere or die. Turning somewhere is taking risk, no big player wants to do that.
Too bad no one can't seriously cooperate (using comms and shit) and hunt for the big game.
>>332884138
Now you know why I named myself REDDIT IS THE WORST
>>332885018
HATE REDDITORS here
It felt so satisfying taking down a 3000+ sized reddit as a tadpole
Who /huntsredditsnakes/ here?
>>332885601
I was number 1 on the board about 30 mins ago when I got cheeky and let one kill me.
Someone avenge me.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY REDDIT SNAKES
>>332886624
Cause 4Chan likes to fuck with itself.
I'd love a Yotsuba snake.
>4 Clover leaves bobbing around your head
>Leprechaun green
>Only unlocked by entering the "super secret" code "vidya" on the main page
HATE
REDDITORS
>>332884245
you're supposed to harass big sneks by trailing them and try to capitalize on the inevitable carnage. people are greedy as fuck when a huge snake dies so they're easy kills. be patient
>>332888781
But the thing is the big snakes are waiting on the edges. They use their superior speed and sight range to catch afk snakes. No one is venturing out there on their own will, because of the danger of being eaten.
>tfw meming all over a huge snake as a tiny faggot that just spawned
>eating all of their material with no one else competing for it
EZ
>>332888781
as soon a big guy gets exploded and I follow his trail, I always seem to die in a head on collision with three other sneks. probably should only hang around for 10 seconds before too much traffic
>some huge-ass faggot surrounds me
>swiftly slither infront of him as he tries to tighten his loop and eat his remains
This game would be way cooler if it had more emphasis on the factor of big snakes being part of the map.
Big snakes die too easily to small snakes, so they never get as big as I think they should.
Like, it'd be awesome if big snakes could eat small ones, with the result of the big snake being effectively a new play area.
>Mr Wormy died
I wonder what kind of shit storm that was
Damnit I got greedy, went for a corpse, and ran right into a little snake I didn't see
The name of this game should be changed to "Reddit Hunter"
huh
>>332891076
Picture this:
>Snakes now have self-collision, so no more inward coiling
>You cannot kill a snake if they are twice your size or more
>Snakes who eat their own ass will be locked in place, unkillable, and forming an artificial arena, slowly growing smaller over time until they drop below a certain size, broken with a left mouse click
>If you get huge enough, you can basically turn the game into a movie by encircling the arena and slowly strangling EVERYONE
>tfw you fly past a bigfag real quick and make him run into you
>>332889615
>as soon a big guy gets exploded and I follow his trail, I always seem to die in a head on collision with three other sneks
yes. you're one of the "people greedy as fuck" that i'm talking about. be patient
>>332891801
sounds terrible. glad you're not the game designer
Spawned, killed #2 on the server, lagged into a snake. Gg.
>>332891982
>tfw you come accross a guy surrounding another guy and you start to surround them both
F I X I T
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RIP Snake of the North
How do you kill other snakes?
if this game had 0 lag/input lag it'd be top tier
still addicting
also i'm anthony
>encircling little niglets that try to take you on that normally would be too small to be worth the effort, then let them go, just to teach the fuckers a lesson
>>332893319
>tfw you save a little guy trapped by distracting the other one
Am I the only one who thinks this game would be 100% better without that lag inducing charge ability.
>>332894015
>encircling fuckers and then slowly moving inwards, making them think they're going to die
>start leaving, giving them hope
>your body finishes contracting as you leave and kills them
Fuck you guys
>>332894915
FUCK YOU REDDIT
>>332894052
Without the lag inducing part, sure.
The charge is necessary though.
>took down no name in first place
lmao git gud faggot
>>332875708
SNEK
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it never ends
I never see any of the super-heavies
Are they all hanging out near the edge like pussies or something?
Welp, the king finally fell
>>332896904
Tips for retards:
Don't be ballsy
Take opportunities only as they come
Wall off clumps of food
When you start getting really big, your handling gets super ass, the worst thing that can happen to you is getting boxed in
Keep other snakes off of you, pretend to go on the offensive, they'll probably get scared
When in doubt, just turn around and go the other way, the most important thing is to keep living
One dead snake's worth of food is not worth risking a death over
Well I finally made it to 2nd place, but died recently due to lag. RIP
>>332897431
maybe if you are actually retarded
i regularly kill a bigfag or a smallfag to get just enough boost to kill all the greedy niggers and be huge
then i lag into a rando
Got to first place for a while. Then 2 fags accidentally walled me off, and my fat ass couldn't turn around sharp enough. I don't think they knew what they were doing.
>>332898267
Yeah that's what happened to me when I was on top before you
After a point you've just gotta kind of hope you can keep people away from your front
>>332898267
I would have actually given you my points or whatever they're called like in pic related of this post. >>332897462
My legacy has ended.
>>332899231
Shit name, I'm glad you died
>#5
>die to lag
rip
