IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE DAY WHERE SOMEONE WOULD ACTUALLY BE ANTHONY BURCH
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BROS?
>>332864712
sorry, here i am
>>332864712
You don't love me anymore
winnar
>>332864712
WE WERE KEKED
sorry I was late, had to find a fitting dress
Here
it can't be helped
It's over guys.
Here I am.
>>332865271
it's not over
NOT YET
We fucking failed
here i am
>>332864712
I WANT MY PORN
5 MINUTES LEFT! WE CAN STILL DO THIS!
>>332864712
>>332864712
Everyone got fucked.
Game over man
>>332864712
there is still time.
ANTHONY BURCH WON GET KEKED /V/
You posted from your PS4 and we all know cucks are poor.
>>332865271
it's never over
>>332864712
The one day we actually wanted Anthony Burch.
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm right here.
MONEY FOR NOTHING
AND YOUR KEKS FOR FREE
never ever
the real april fools joke is that there is no anthony burch
not like this, it can't end like this
Last minute, I'm here guys!
NEVER FUCKING EVER
>>332864712
There was supposed to be a chosen one but he is lost. The gods have left us and nothing remains but despair.
Anthony burch get
derp
Standing here
LORD KEK IS KILL
MEME MAGIC IS DEAD
I WILL NEVER BE ANTHONY BURCH
Just had to put my wife's son to bed
still 4 hours to go
The miracle never happen
roh well
*glass breaks*
pls cuk me
NTHONY BURCH
>>332864712
APRIL FOOLS
BILLY MAYS GET
>>332866135
I want my
I want my
I want my stinky meme
>>332864712
its not too late
only a matter of seconds
The real april fools joke is you will never find me :)
Have faith my friends
>>332864712
We're never going to get anthony burch.
There has to be at least 10k first and last names making this a 1 in 100,000,000 million roll at the very minimum
I JUST FOUND OUT MY WIIU IS MISSING
Still, there were some great gets today. Hope someone has them all archived.
you didn't believe
Anthony Burch never ever.
It's over /v/ it's actually over.
We lost
Go home
WE GONNA DO IT
Guys I've got this.
WITNESS
LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH
>>332864712
FUCK YOU NIGGER
I guess this proves you will NEVER EVER be Anthony Burch
Still...not...him...
dicks ahoy
I just wish everyone was happy
is this the real life
Nobody believed in the heart of the cards
We can do it lads.
ITS JUST NOT FAIR BROS, HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED.
Ain't ever going to happen, nerds.
We all Anthony Burch the whole time!
LAST MINUTE
BELIEVE IT
>>332864712
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
It's not happening.
>>332864712
DREAMS DOn'T COME TROO
I can't do it anymore
LESS THAN TWO MINUTES AWAY
>tfw none of us will ever be anthony burch
oh how karma has backfired on us
>>332864712
But how could Burch be here when he is off prepping bulls?
>TFW Anthony Burch was taken out to fuck with people
How about Anthony Butch?
The dream was not meant to be.
>>332867136
is this just fantasy
niggers tongue my anus
Just kek my shit up
its over
GG
We'll never find Anthony Burch, just give up you guys.
1 MINUTEEEEEEEEEEEE
niggers tongue my anus
>>332864712
Don't you see /v/? It's a miracle!
Even on today, the one day of your life that you're most likely to be Anthony Burch, you are not Anthony Burch! You will never, ever, sink so low.
You still have your Wii, your wife isn't sleeping with another man, you haven't convinced yourself that you're bisexual in a desperate cry for someone, anyone to feel attracted to you.
So chin up!
Everything is going to be okay from here on.
We should feel truly blessed that we all managed to escape the day unscathed.Why the fuck would you want to be Anthony Burch?
Good job, /v/. We came so far, and tried so hard. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
Burch did nothing wrong.
As astronomical as the odds are
There is a chance that any post
literally any post
even the last post before the april fools joke ends
could be Anthony Burch
NYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUHHHGGHHHH
>>332864712
But it is me.
MORE HOURS
>You'll never be Sutter Caine
![[boosting intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/IbAXU2T.gif "[boosting intensifies].gif")
>>332868343
IT'S OVER
THERE'S STILL TIME WE GOT THIS
KEEP POSTING
THE ULTIMATE CUK SHALL APPEAR KEEP POSTING
Japmoot is a disappointment, that's what.
>>332868036
Im in tears right now
THE DAY ANTHONY BURCH KEKED US
hcruB ynohtnA
I fucking give up.
>>332864712
MODS AREN'T SHUTTING US DOWN THAT FUCKING QUICK
IS CHRISTMAS ERRY BODDY
:^)
FUCKING
JUST
FOR GENTOO
>>332864712
We can still be Tony Tree
I wish I had a friend.
>>332864712
ogre
>>332864712
i won't do it for a meme console
We made it
NO
DONT WORRY GUYS IVE GOT THIS
Someone didn't believe. Barry.
Has anyone been Donovan Vanner?
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>332864712
Is it possible that we are the cucks?
>>332869774
HELLO ALLISON
>>332864712
It's a sign, no matter how much of a shit you are. You will truly never ever be Anthony Burch.
>>332868036
Nice words, spic
WE ARE ALL ANTHONY BURCH
>>332866807
>>332866885
Knight familia
>>332864712
WE WERE KEKED
ANTHONY WAS PLANNING IT ALL ALONG
WE WERE THE KEKS THE WHOLE TIME
>>332864712
WHEN ALL YOUR POWERS COMBINE
I AM CAPTAIN C-UCK
I'M A ZERO
LOOKING TO ADOPT THE NEXT FATHERLESS SON.
its not happening
FUCK
>no Adolf in the name pool
It's shit captain.
Is Anthony even a possible name? I've seen plenty of Burches but no Anthonies
I AM THE KEK
>>332864712
kufufufufu
>>332870586
Nope
I am.
BURCH BURCH BURCH
JUST CUK MY SHIT UP FAMALAM
At least Im not him
Never ever
>For even a single minute, someone could possibly be Anthony Burch
I MEME
Thread's moving so fast, nobody will know that I'm actually Anthony Burch.
I WILL SHOW YOU THE GREATEST CUK
>>332864712
>>332864712
You called?
Schopenhauer said nothing wrong.
Cucks always win baby
>>332864712
sorry i was late
NIGGERS
Hello
>>332864712
I want a meme
git
We can all be Anthony Burch together
>>332864712
you will never be Anthony Burch
Hello-
BEHOLD THE KEKOLDRY
This is like a bunch of drunk guys looking for a needle in a haystack, even though the needle was removed half way through.
>>332867050
FUCK YOUR PHONE
>>332870523
>>332871656
Don't let your memes be dreams.
>>332864712
We failed
we lost
we fell victim to the ultimate april fools prank
anthony burch was blacklisted in the database
look at me
look at me
i'm the cucktain now
GOTSR
Don't be sad
that feel when it's over
>>332864712
>tfw no Anthony Burch on /v/
>tfw no Bill Wilson on /tv/
>tfw no Elliot Rodger on /r9k/
>tfw no Richard Stallman on /g/
>tfw no Adolf Hitler on /pol/
