Stand up... there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?
I'M ANTHONY BURCH
>>332835783
I'm not sure...
Anthony Burch.
/v/ decides my name
>>332835783
W..where am I? ...and why IS THERE A FUCKING ELF HERE?!
>>332835905
That's one hell of a porn name
>>332835783
BUIJ
I'm Henry Firth
A slut name
Why I'm George Bush.
I'm Ashley Burch
Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go...Quiet, here comes the guard.
>>332835783
BETTING ON A MEXICAN NAME
>>332836343
Get yourself up on deck and let's keep this as civil as possible
I'm Bradley!
>>332836526
You've finally arrived, though our records don't say from where.
>>332835783
Im the man you went balls deep in while I "slept" dont lie, I know it was you, I'm ready for round 2
>>332836664
>Missing the "Ahhhh yes,"
You stupid faggot.
>>332836863
>implying that doesn't come after
>>332836863
That's not what he says retard
>great, I'm sure you'll fit right in. Follow me up to the office and they'll finish your release.
>ah yes we've been expecting you, you'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours
>very good. The letter that preceded mentioned you were born under a certain sign. And what would that be?
>interesting, now before I stamp these papers make sure this information is correct
>show your papers to the captain to get your release fee
yes I typed all that from memory
>>332837156
Wait, you are right.
Fuck, I'm so stupid. I bet I'm Anthony Burch.
>>332835783
My name is.....
I forgot my name.
>>332835783
If you must know...
>>332835783
ANTHONY BURCH
le name
>Tfw trying to mantle Anthony Burch
>>332835783
I am not sure what my name is. i hope it isn't Anthony Burch...
>>332837570
Nice try. You can't be Burch because I'M him.
You decide
gimme a name, name wizard
I just wish that i used more of my spare time kissing boys
>>332838137
You can't be me, because that's literally who I am.
Testing
>>332835783
I dunno you tell me.
idk
I'm Burch.
>>332835783
I... am Matthew Broderick
My name is... Chris... Wens-
I mean, Christopher Poole.
>>332835783
I'm no one and everyone at the same time
>>332835783
Definitely not Anthony Burch.
Anthony Burch
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>>332835783
My name is not important
I'm Last Night's Storm
>>332835783
I AM THE LEGENDARY BURCH
Dragonborn
ooo
WAKE ME UP
>>332835783
Please... I need this
>>332835783
You've probably never heard of it.
I'm the Burchevarine
Alberto Barbosa
>>332835783
Who is anthony burch :^]
>>332841403
me :^)
roll for new life
Snake.
/v/ decides my name
Not important
>>332835783
My name isn't what matters. We'll never see each other again so let's start with the rapin'.
>>332843348
Anthony Burch
My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
