Did you play video games with your girlfriend today anon?
>>332821528
delete this
Good joke OP! My waifu pillow can't play any video games, though.
I always play video games with Jill.
>>332821528
Zach and Nikki are CUTE. My shipping name for them is PsychicCash XD
>>332821528
Why does the picture say dumb idiot?
I don't get it
I just turned down an opportunity to spend time with a girl today. My logic was that we have been together too often and she may have started to take me for granted so she needs some time to miss me. Did a do good, /v/?
Kyle
>>332821939
She went and hung out with Chad instead.
I did actually. Garden Warfare 2.
>Zach hardly ever draws himself and when he does he makes himself a ridiculous caricature
>Nikki literally draws nothing but herself unless she's paid not to
I want to fuck Nikki
>>332821528
Of course I did, how would I play video games without my hands.
>>332821528
No but because of therapy I opened up about the idea that it wouldn't be so bad to have someone who likes you and enjoys being with you.
But this or the last week I accepted that it was nothing but a dream like "I want to be an astronaut when I grow up" and it will never happen
>>332821939
Congrats for losing a gf just so you can feel important for ten seconds, tard.
>>332822019
Fuck off Lula, you gossipy bitch. Your daiquiris aren't even that good.
>>332821970
>mfw the Romans were okay with buttsex but thought that going down on a woman was gayer than gay
>>332822291
>>332822019
Yet she might never like me if she thinks she can have my company anytime she wants.
>>332821528
>implying I'm gay
>>332821528
>>332822474
Romans were retarded and also thought Earth was flat.
>>332822635
They also lined their pottery with lead.
Fucken tards.
>mfw I'm pretty sure this akward shy girl liked me since she gave me her number
>started getting a panic attack at the thought of a relationship with her
I don't get it I thought I wanted a GF? What happened
I never actually played them with her when we were still together. She was poor as hell, so if we ended up spending time at my place I'd let her play the stuff she couldn't afford while I touched her butt. It was a simple relationship.
>>332822792
You happened.
No, I've been at work all day.
We're playing through RE: Revelations 2 and Harvest Moon.
>>332822509
That doesn't make any sense. Are you autistic? Your company isn't worth anything to her if you act like that.
>>332822792
The thought that somebody might enjoy you and your presence is probably too alienating for you.
Why don't you want to be loved, Kent?
Everybody deserves to be loved
>>332822909
Why did you break up? Did you smash?
>>332821528
>>332823249
I moved away and without any physical interaction it was basically pointless to try to keep anything going. My only regret is that I couldn't get her into better video games while we were together.
>>332823072
How isn't it? How will I woo her flooding her with my company everyday? Isn't that the most given advice ever, 'let her miss you'?
>>332823206
Love me instead, Samantha. We will make it every night.
>>332823715
I'm
>>332822275
Why do I get female names?
I'm not even cute enough to be a trap
Does playing games with my wife's son's boyfriend count?
>>332823653
>How will I woo her
How about doing nice things with her like normal people?
Zach and Nikki are not together though?
>>332821528
I've been hiding from mine anon
I don't want him to be mean
>>332821528
have they fucked yet
>>332824201
>being nice
Because that always worked before, right?
Are you perhaps a girl?
my girlfriend "doesn't get" computers and stuff
>>332824224
They are
>>332824431
>Girlfriend
Sure thing Mr Gay
>>332821528
Is anal sex video games?
>>332824452
When did this happen? They stated numerous times they weren't.
>>332824523
No, /v/ gets it all the time, so it can't be.
>>332824201
How fake, basically doing artificial shit just to get them to like you.
>>332824609
He's brought it up a few times before. I think in the Sleepypasta episode.
>>332824406
>girls don't want nice guys meme
They don't want chumps or spineless pansies
>>332824406
>>332824725
If it didn't work nobody would do it. It's not "artificial", you can play video games together if that's "real" enough for you.
>>332824967
This doesn't make sense. How do they know he's chump or spineless in about 10 minutes conversation? They have to rely on stereotypes then, and the 'nice guy' stereotype has always been of the loser.
My girlfriend's son likes playing blops 3. He doesn't like me yet but that's my Xbone he's playing in. I'm sure he'll let me play with him the next time.
>>332821528
Nah I'm Anthony burch
>>332825524
Posture
The way you talk/initiate conversation
I don't know man, I'm not a girl.
But there are enough nice/friendly dudes who have girlfriends.
How do you know that the dudebro doesn't use his dudebro persona as a mask to hide his true self?
>>332825159
BOOKER, CATCH
>>332821528
>Implying I'm not a full wizard with six figure salary and an vidya'n'animu backlog long enough to reach Jupiter.
You disgust me, anon.
>>332825159
No the being nice to them part is artificial.
You're not treating them normal at that point, you're just trying to get on their good side.
I did. I played Bloodborne pvp while she played Animal Crossing on her 3DS. We just got back from having a sushi date.
>>332825910
So then we come to the conclusion that turning her down today was the best choice in the long run, as it stay true to the attractive persona I'm trying to simulate?
>>332821528
This is her third boyfriend counting...
Damn she moves on quick.
>>332824431
Why don't you try introducing her to video games with some simple stuff and form a strong bond over it?
>>332822590
LOOOONDDDDOOOOONNNN
No way dude
>>332826521
Real talk Amy, don't you have standards when dating anyone?
If you found out your current partner wasn't what you wanted you would stay? Why? To spare their feelings?
No we worked different shifts today.
I was 7:30 am till 7pm
She is 3:00pm till 11pm
>>332824357
They both live in New York. Of course they have. Hell, they've probably been going at it for years.
>>332823653
>how will I woo her with my company everyday?
What's going to happen when you guys are dating, living together, or even married?
>hello wife, no I can't come home tonight, I laid down on this park bench after work and im very comfortable, see you in five days
>heh heh heh shes none the wiser totally gonna have le sex when i go back
>>332826378
No, you're giving nice guys free chances to spend time with her instead and cucked yourself.
>>332826521
Wait, fuck. that's not right.
fungasm > lazymuffin > krud > my bearded friend> this new guy
so fifth.
>>332826697
>implying I dated her
Nope, just had a stupid crush on her.
>>332826521
How do you know this?
>>332823715
>>332823206
I'm liking what I'm seeing here.
>>332826884
It's not right to tell LIES, CARLA.
>>332826931
Entered me and my friends' lives awhile back. Caused a bunch of drama in our community.
>>332827071
I really didn't. Thank god I didn't.
>>332827116
Tell us the deets, I love drama.
>>332821528
No, she's getting fucked by a bull that i bought for her on ebay
>>332826782
Don't you agree that for that to happen she has first to like me?
>>332826821
So should I just spend every minute I can with her instead? Wouldn't that just be needy and clingy? How is that gonna help me at all?
>>332827108
I'm a dude so it's alright
>>332822474
They were right. Nothing's gayer than being feminine, and nothing's more feminine than submitting.
I'd rather have a boyfriend.
>>332821528
Yes.APRIL FOOLS FAGGOT I DON'T HAVE A GF AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>332827348
Everything you're doing isn't natural, it's unnatural. Instead of letting things progress you're artificially planning out the relationship. You probably just want to get into her pants.
>>332827392
MARTHA?! WHY IS YOUR NAME MARTHA? TELL ME
>>332824201
>normal people
>/v/
I do hope you realize that the majority of posters here are basically just /r9k/-lite.
>>332822635
Nope.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_Earth
>>6th century BC
cool
>girlfriend
I don't even have regular friends.
>>332827348
Just be yourself.
>>332827184
Sure. I don't think anyone I know minds now that she's not with my old beard buddy.
Basically her and lazymuffin (y'know, that guy from newgrounds) played TF2 on the same server me and some old pals of mine were playing on and I managed to make her laugh a bunch and totally recognized her name and loved her work at the time so she decided to come hang out with us.
She was pretty cool at first. Then she came onto krudman which pissed off my other friend who was interested in him (she was also an admin of the forums) so this caused a bunch of faggotry to go on, and then Nikkinacks went to actually visit krud and this tuned my other friend into a trainwreck... Well eventually, Krud broke it off with Nikkinacks and she decided to date my bearded friend instead... she moved on so quickly it was weird.
Yeah, that's a long story short. I guess.
>tfw no gf
Still, could be Burch
>>332828006
>Just be yourself
Has any phrase triggered /r9k/ as badly as this one?
>>332827695
That's not true at all, I actually really like her. But I had to recognize that acting natural never led me anywhere, so I figured If I get her to like me first then we could progress from there.
>>332828006
Nice meme.
>>332823206
>Everybody deserves to be loved
Don't give me that Samantha.
>>332821528
>>332821528
>posted about having a gf in high school
>mod banned me for 12 minutes for being normal
Can't say that I have.
>>332821528
I played ground zeroes while she slept next to me. She only woke up for the "here's to you" part at the end and started sleep singing it.
I know mgsV was a disappointment but fuck man, after ground zeroes I'm hyped for it to arrive in the mail. Good atmosphere.
Yep.
>>332828335
>>332828231
>I actually really like her
Oh yeah tell me what you like about her
>>332826208
>No the being nice to them part is artificial.
You need a hug man.
>>332828067
Oh, and it turns out this zack fellow's actually psychicpebbles.
Such fun, hooking up with e-celebs.
post more sly dogs
>>332829304
Why do I need a hug? I'm fine, I have friends.
>>332829367
Back then they weren't e-celebs, just assholes who liked making stuff.
>>332829018
What does it matter? But anyway I like how she laughs often, that she actually holds a conversation with me, not only laughs but also jokes back at me, she also seems to care and asks about my interests and how was my day and stuff.
>>332829624
>asks about my interests and how was my day and stuff
But this is how normal people act to each other on a daily basis.
Nah
>>332829624
Do you guys have anything in common? Do you text into the night? Have you hung out at all?
I hate you
>>332829547
I'm not bashing any of these guys, I think they're cool.
It's just this bitch... She's not very good for their health.
>>332829681
How big is the time difference? And how long is it going to be like that?
>>332821528
My wife doesn't really play games. She can't even beat the first stage of Super Mario Wii U without dying about 10 times.
She doesn't mind that I play them, so all is well.
>>332829927
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
rolling for future gf's name
>>332829705
I know, but thats one of the things I like. Can you blame me?
>>332829926
Yes to all, snaps and stuff also. Why do you hate me? I actually like that you're taking your time to talk to me.
>liking 3DPD
>>332821528
My girlfriend left me for another man.
>>332830234
>but it's wearing him down and I can't seem to line up to his likes/needs anymore.
How can you tell it's wearing him down?
Are relationships really about likes/needs?
>having a gf who plays vidya
Fucking pleb tier.
>>332821528
why the girl is always a fatass and the guy is slim and or ripped? I don't work out 5 times per week just to get an underachiver girl
>>332829681
>he seems like he has someone else lined up.
What does that mean? Did you read some texts anon?
>>332830425
Fuck that whore, dude. You're better than her.
>>332821528
He looks like he's gonna give her a nice left hook
>>332821970
moar. or at least give sauce pls.
>>332829624
You're probably asperger as fuck if you just like her because of that. She's acting like any normal and functional member of society would towards a decent and approachable person.
>>332830234
How did you even get together?
I don't think a relationship can work without physical presence but then again my cousin was in a relationship with someone in another country, got a job there and married 2 years ago. The time difference was just one hour.
What's even the plan for you two?
D60528C
>>332830425
was he black?
>>332830623
most guys are willing to settle
girls get approaches way more often so they can be more picky
>get into a relationship with a trap
>tell my,friends and family i have a girlfriend so i dont get assblasted
Shes still a girl,right?
>gf
I wish
>>332831236
What's the minimum needed for physical preference?
Like I work so if by some miracle I was to get someone, I'd only be able to see them like on my days off, so like 1-2 times a week
Is that enough?
>>332830138
>I actually like that you're taking your time to talk to me
Not him, but we want to make sure the girl gets a good bf. Now tell us your body type and penis size, even better if you show us a pic of it.
>>332831225
What is love?
>>332821939
Yeah that's pretty stupid. Women want to be wanted, you should surprise her with something now that she's not expecting it
>>332832024
Okay you're trolling, but I'm actually legit concerned she might be dating an idiot.
>>332831808
It depends on the person. Again, it wasn't like that with my cousins relationship and in the end it worked out.
It's just something I'd like to have but I guess 1-2times a week works. It would be enough for me
>>332826781
Nikki lives in Seattle, she just visits Zach a lot
>>332832084
Won't that be backpedaling? As a man am I allowed to show that weakness?
So what do you do when a girl tells you she can't date you because her life is hectic right now
But then every time there after at work she's playful with you? Like I'm getting confused, she basically said she doesn't like me didn't she?
>>332832047
Baby don't hurt me.
>>332831636No_
>>332832685
Wow dude, it's almost like she's playing with you and only looking out for herself
>>332831292
Kris is that you?
>>332832685
She's probably trying to be polite about turning you down.
But she has turned you down, go look for other fish.
>>332832047
Love is free, free, free...
>>332832685
>So what do you do when a girl tells you she can't date you because her life is hectic right now
>Like I'm getting confused, she basically said she doesn't like me didn't she?
bingo
attraction doesn't follow logic, listen to >>332833275
>>332832685
She probably likes you. You should ask if her life is going to become less hectic in close future.
>>332833275
>>332833054
You don't get it though, at work she plays around with me. Like she'll poke me, punch me, ask me for help with some of the heavier products, she'll want to go to break with me
It's confusing guys
>Having a girlfriend
It's like you want your life ruined.
>>332834083
honestly, it just sounds like she's a friendly person. You could try being friends and seeing how things go from there, but that rarely works
>>332834083
Well her life might actually be too hectic to date, then.
Context matters, not everythings a game.
>>332834189
girls have cooties but boys have the GAY
>>332834576
I'd rather have a qt fuccboi trap than a woman that only cares for money
>>332834083
Sounds like shit thatfriends. She just likes you, but not in a romantic sense.
>>332834809
>qt fuccboi trap
At that point you may as well just date a women.
Only advantage traps have over women is actually having a libido, and even that is quashed out by the insane amount of drama those brain-addled fucks bring to the table.
>>332834809
With a name like Middleton I'm not surprised.
>>332834873
Friends do, rather.
She thinks it's stupid
>>332834873
Man you say that, but then girls pull the same shit with me and then demand later why the fuck did I not ask them out.
Women amirite.
>>332834809
Trannies and crossdressers are fucking headcases the vast majority of the time. It's no surprise that so many of them end up topping themselves.
>>332835236
It's supposed to be dumb.
>>332834873
This, move on.
>>332834470
>>332834546
Don't listen to these guys
>>332835307
Don't give him false hope
>>332834083
If she wanted to be with you, she would've made an effort to be with you when you asked regardless of her situation.
some girls are just flirty, don't let your feelings blind you to the obvious
>>332821528
Nah. She doesn't play vidya and lives like an hour away. What kind of faggot dates a girl that plays vidya? Jesus.
>>332837267
Yeah man what kind of homo dates a girl who has a hobby that isn't reality tv and womens magazines? Lets blow this joint bro, these guys are such fags
....
>>332838157
Most people that play video games are faggots. There aren't many women that play video games. Most of those women are also faggots.
Kill yourself Nathaniel.
>>332821528
>anon
Who are you talking of, Nathan? Is this one of those memes your friends use?
>>332821528
>girlfriend
No gf :(
>>332828801
Oh fucking hell I just fapped
>>332821528
No because I'm a traditionalist Catholic who takes the Bible literally and thinks women wearing pants are committing a sin so I doubt I'll ever meet a girl who wants to get married with me in my liberal city.
We've been playing Guild wars 2 all day.
>Girlfriend
Not worth the effort
>>332843082
What do you mean?
>>332843383
I'm lazy and I'd rather use my time in other, better things
>tfw gf gets sick often and plans sometimes have to be cancelled
>tfw she's usually sick on days off or weekends
>tfw no vidya with her today
>>332843740
Like?
>>332843796
Videogames, music, studies
>>332843746
>she's usually sick on days off or weekends
Anon...
>>332821528
Nikki a cute
>>332843746
Uhhhh Anon, I don't know how to tell you this...I'm not one to play the cheating card but
>>332843891
>>332843974
i mean she's home with me so she's not doing anything if that's what you're implying.
her immune system doesn't give a FUCK if we had plans.
>>332843796
>Like?
not him but lifting, studies, video games, anime, masturbation, mahjong, running
anything really
>>332821528
No but mybfwatched me play Cyber Sluts/slept a bit on my lap.
>"girlfriend"
>want tall big guy bf
>black manlet
>>332843891
>>332843974
At least add in something about her going on a business trip to Detroit if you're gonna keep up the maymays
>that girl who pretended to like you in school so she could laugh at you
>or worse, laugh at you with her friends
>>332843882
Are you one of those hurr music is my life people?
Or are you one of those /mu/ I listen to 30 albums a month (they seriously do that)? Or do you make your own music?
Also what are you studying?
>girlfriend
NORMIES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES
>>332821528
>tfw no gf
>>332844117
I mean as long as you take care of yourself there's not many body types that guys aren't into, being a gay is EZ modo comparatively.
>>332832547
No, you're not.
>>332844084
>anime
>>332821528
Is that Zach?
>>332844084
Out of curiosity how much do you lift and run?
I didn't think you could do both at the same time, don't you have to rest?
Or is it low intensity for both?
Also mahjong is dumb, it's like here match these tiles, how is that better than a GF?
>>332844183
I make my own vidya styled music and I play guitar (both classical and electric)/bass. I study engineering too so time's not something I can spare
>>332824609
>missing the big announcement
anthony burch get
>>332844382
yes
>>332844509
kys pasta fry
>>332821528
>this is the same guy who made Clown Robbery and Pikamon
No homo but damn.
>>332844413
i actually didn't pick up running again until this week, i bulked up the entire winter and now i'm starting to feel fat so we'll see how it goes from here, i've kept up both for a period of maybe 5 months or so before, but i didn't have studies then
anyhow if i can't do both on a busy day i'd skip lifting, since i'm cutting down right now
>>332821528
yeah we played FFXI
>>332844469
What about friends?
trolled
>>332844308
>complaining about anime on an anime image board
my little anon seriously can't be this retarded
What's it like to have a girl have a crush on you, /v/?
>>332844936
Why so many questions? I have some "friends" but I don't go out in my free time so I don't hang out with them
I played lots with my boyfriend.
>>332845095
>anime
>>332845218
When it's not reciprocated? Awkward.
all 3 of them
>>332845275
What the fuck does "friends" mean?
>>332844413
furthermore i didn't say mahjong was better than a gf, but considering i put my testosterone towards myself rather than girls it's just not that interesting to me, not saying i'm asexual but i've never had a relationship beyond the "fuckbuddy" type, and even then i got tired of it rather quickly.
there are many things you can spend your time on, and a whole other person takes up a lot of that time and some people chose to spend it elsewere. maybe that just sounds like an excuse to you and i wouldn't blame you for it, but that's just how i feel. but hey, maybe i couldn't get one even if i wanted to, i wouldn't know
>25 years of never having held another persons hand and no friends
>Start to transition to a girl
>Half a year later and everyone thinks I'm cute and several people ask me on dates and now I'm in a poly relationship with a guy and a girl.
Being a girl is way better
>>332821528
I once offered a girl that I had really hit it off with to come over and play Borderlands with me.
I never heard from her again.
>>332845609
Some guy that I don't see anymore but chat with from time to time and other guy that I chat with between classes.
>>332845996
pics?
>>332821528
6
i want a bf to play video games with
>>332845996
>mfw I can't get a girlfriend but traps can
Where did I fuck up?
No, my gf is a poser and doesn't play games, even though pissed she gets when I call her a poser or a GAYMER GUURL.
>>332845996
>poly
>>332844498
Link?
>>332845021
FUCK YOU STACIE
Normie get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>332846147
no
>>332846385
It's fucking easy mode
>>332847179
I'm a slut that wanted to date two people at once what can I say
>>332848367
>no pics
how do i know you aren't just fantasizing about being a trap on an anonymous image board?
When she gets back from börk. Evening plan is Twilight Princess HD whilst I touch her butt
no but i played with my black bf tyrone
>>332848891
>Playing while someone touches your ass
How the fuck is that enjoyable?
>>332849832
Nigga please, like you need to be heavily focused to play a Zelda game.
I just woke up from a dream where I was really close with a girl. I want to die now. I don't even want a girlfriend, just a girl to talk to. I wish I never had dreams like that, it's going to ruin the next couple days.
>>332850793
I'm not saying that, but I don't know how letting someone else fondle your ass is enjoyable
>>332850840
>just a girl to talk to
How is that different to just talking to anyone else?
