>That one guy who never turns off his mic
>That guy who never turns on his micit's me
>enter lobby
>vacuum cleaner
>kids crying
>woman shouting
>shitty music blaring
>consistently at the bottom of the scoreboard
literal subhumans, every time
>that guy who queues his mic to cough
>>332820508
Of course its you
Cause you can't stop talking about yourself
now turn off your fucking mic
>>332820772
FUCK OFF RANDY
>>332820447
>you can hear him cough, sniffle, chew, and breathe RIGHT into it
>>332820772
Fuck off you fat cheeseburger eating fuck
>>332820721
you forgot him addressing everyone as nigga
farts and sharts
>>332820721
Even better when the chimps in the background are speaking Spanish.
>>332820447
>the girl that does nothing but softly chuckles under her breath at even the dumbest joke.
It's a mix of ASMR and the irritation of someone smacking their lips. It infuriates me but you only have to deal with it until they open up to that particular social circle.
>Push to talk is set to no by default
>guy complains about how they're losing
>starts giving people shitty advice
>directly tells you how to play
>you're on the top of the scoreboard and have been capturing every objective while they're not even doing shit
>>332820721
>>332821118
>>332821796
I usally get white people with this, you guys are weird
>>332823108
I was actually referring to white trash when I wrote that, not sure how they turned it into a race thing
>that one guy who asks if you're voting for Bernie Sanders
>>332823108
It's literally always Mexicans with me every single time.
If I even see one person with a latency above 200 and mic on I do myself a favor and find another server.
>shitty crumble-quality rap playing over some shitty nigger kid's mic
>That guy who plays his fucking guitar over mic
>>332820721
>Mexican joins
>plays well
>two women arguing
>tiny dog barking over them
>soap playing from a TV in the background
>UN DOS TRES QUATRO
>that guy who eats chips while talking
>that guy who leaves his mic on to fap while talking to you
>>332823108
Subhuman ape detected
>can hear echoed gameplay coming from speakers through his mic
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT COUPONBUG.COM?!
>no mute all button
>you have to individually mute everyone
