It hasn't happened yet, but it will:
Name gets so far
>>>/a/139416609
>>>/a/139419262
>>>/a/139418138
>>332764582 →
>>332760662 →
>>332763825 →
>>>/vg/137262937
>>>/pol/69569416
>>>/pol/69560374
>>>/sp/66505769
>>>/r9k/27553939
>>>/tv/67709155
>>>/tv/67716826
>>>/int/57218358
>>>/int/57221081
>>>/vg/137252592
>Israel...
Test
>>332809478
Impressive, I hope it happens soon.
Those are some good gets.
Rolling, check my dubs
i hate myself and i want to die
RIP Anon
test
I wonder if Adolf Hitler is possible.
>tfw no name gets
Someone fill me on on whats happening Im on mobile
ebin day for r/4chan
>>332809478
>tfw you're not even misnamed as Anthony Burch
Thank cuck
Hello
>>332810747
Your name idiot
>>332810747
hiro did this thing you see
>>332810747
Nice try Janis Cannon
>>332809478
So close, yet so far.
>years of /v/ saying they aren't Anthony Burch
>surprised no one is getting Anthony Burch
Do you niggas even meme magic? You did this to yourselves.
i am not a cuck
Here's Rebecca Black
>>332810156
I need a name for my wife's son.
>Bill Wall
Goddammit
>>332809478
Rolling for cucks
PLEASE OH PEAS
General Iroh get
But he already happened on /a/
Check other threads directing to /a/
Face it, even if it happens it will be wasted on an actual videogames post.
>>332809478
This is the worst thing to happen to 4chan in a while
>>332809478
Your mother.
No Burch please
>>332809478
post yfw not anthony burch
>>332811391
Hey Borb
>>>/a/139443607
He has arrived
Migga
>>332811346
>Antonio Burch
>Antonio
Close, but no c*ck.
The April Fools day joke is going to end before it happens. Confirmed.
I'm no celebrity, but...
>>332809478
Any Tom Hardy's yet?
Professor Birch?
>>332811392
>tfw no qt latina gf
I agree though.
>>332811630
Yeah, but I am.
This shits gay as fuck
>>332811671
I'm cis
>>>332810156
A new get
>>332811464
>
>>332811735
then fix it, faggot
L A D S
>>332809645
>They added Garrison
Oh shit, Ben ''The Ten-Ton Terror of Tel-Aviv'' Garrison might grant us a visit soon.
stupid meme
>>332811797
Bullocks to that.
>>332811773
Wew
Here i am fags
TODD GET
BURCH GET
hi
BUY MY GAME
>>332809478
FOR FUCK SAKE 4CHAN GIVE ME A GOD DAMN NAME
Maybe it will happen, Maybe.
Whoever lands the name Anthony Burch will be awarded /v/'s highest title, King Kuck
literally who?
>>332811919
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
Days like this just make me want to have my wife violated by 5 or 6 black men, then steal my wii and leave.
>>332811956
more for your collection
What are the chances of even getting some kind of get in this scenario?
>>332811972
Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley.
>>332812016
>Wang
I wonder, will this work?
What's the deal with these names? Are they randomly put together or is there a database somewhere?
Fuck
>>332809478
BURCH GET
>>332812167
Its measured by your own personal cuck level
check
BEHOLD
>>332812115
>tfw wanted Jack Black.
Damn so close. But I know it's possible now.
we need it
>Annie Frank
topkek
>>332812145
i think we can do better. gotta get the legit get
>>332810156
We got another one.
>>332794142
>>>/a/139444351
Two new.
Why have burch when you can have me
>>332811773
F R I D A Y
R
I
D
A
Y
>
>>332775260
Hey guys
WITNESS ME
>tfw you will never be anthony burch
top kek lads
just thinking about my wife getting filled by negro semen makes me hard
Not video games
>>332812167
It probably just mixes and matches a bunch of first and last names from a list.
I hate everything
Eeehhh
>>332812283
Tommy Rush actually sounds like a video game character.
i demand funny names!
I had Graham Bell in a /g/ thread earlier today.
Right here
>>332812412
Remember, two wongs don't make a white.
Keptcha waiting huh
>>332812412
How's this for you man.
Check it.
ayy
MY LIFE SUCKS
I hope I get cucked soon
All of you are gay.
I like the circular previews
>tfw no mad name get
>>332809478
There was a Jonathan McIntosh in one of those /a/ threads.
the next poster goes to the shadow realm
Can I at least get a neat sounding name?
You can only hope and pray you aren't designated as Anthony Burch.
BURCH GET IS KLOSE
>>332809478
Shitty name here.
Burch GET
I WANNA FUCK MY SISTER
>tfw no Pepe name
>tfw no face
>>332812569
So close to revolution.
helo to shits
>>332812569
It's alright, we can't all be fabulous.
>>>/a/332809478
>mfw i'm anthony burch
>>332812725
PEPE LE FUCK YOU
>>332812580
>>139424744
I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED IN 4CHAN HISTORY FOR HAVING A COOL NAME
ALSO CHECK THIS 6
>>332809478
>meme magic
This was fun, now to bed. Goodbye, not-anonymous.
>>332812569
fuck off you're the worst castro brother
i had to do 6 different captchas just to shitpost fuck you
>you will never be a meme
I'll sacrifice myself for the glory of /v/. Come on cuck my shit up!
Groovy
mfw im anthony burch
>>332809478
Shut the fuck up
>>332812830
Indeed
>Tfw names was the most fun you've had on 4chan all year.
>>332809478
What's the statistical chance of getting it? Does someone have the name pool?
JUST
pls git good name
>>332812837
GIDDY UP
Ye
>>332812837
>Posts a picture of George from Friends
>Name is Kramer
/a/ got "Faye Valentine" and "Antonio Burch" on the same thread
>>>/a/139443607
>>>/a/139444351
>>332812802
Shepherd.
>>332812952
This
>>332812837
>Kramer
I don't want to be AB
I just filled up my last piss jug
>all these threads
>still no get
sad times
>>332813024
>Hicks
If I'm Burch then the gaming industry will crash
>>332813004
And fucking Sexts as well.
Just gotta let the luck flow
>>332809478
there was one antonio burch on /a/
No pornstars yet?
what if some dead board gets it an nobody notices?
I HATE NIGGERS
I git the good name?
me
do I have a cool name? I just got here
>>332812946
>Hess
Almost rolled my surname, what the fuck
>>332813098
Antonio != Athony
Maybe the April Fools joke isn't the layout, it's that Anthony Burch can't happen in the code
Are we sure we actually want Burch to show up?
I like to watch my wife fuck other men. I admit it.
Please include this in the next one
>>>/tv/67728131
It's not gonna happen.
I'll never have a good name
At least we know both Anthony and Burch are possible.
It's only a matter of time.
I will ascend
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER I FUCK NIGGERS I SUCK NIGGERS
>>332813224
Athony != Anthony
>>332813224
no shit, but it's the closest one
>>332812831
https://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/139412733/#q139424744
I'm a huge cuck
>tfw wife pees on your face but she's still got some of your bull's senen in her hooch and kinda secretes it out while she does so
Never been harder before, fuck I need to wank again
I-I FEEL
A STRANGE SURGE OF POWER
I AM BECOMING SOMEONE ELSE
IT BEGINS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
IT AIN'T ME
TRUMP GET
>>332813238
>Max Payne's mom
IT'S PAYNE WHACK ER
I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA
MEME HARDER /v/
WHERE ARE YOU BURCH
Woah, hey guys
>>332809478
Too bad, missed oportunity, no Burch today
>>332809478
what if it's me...?!
KEEP MEMEING AND THE MAGIC WILL SURELY FOLLOW
>tfw this is fun
Awesome
>>332809478
Am I, perhaps, Burch?
WHERE IS ANTHONY?
I like Borderlands :)
>>332813264
There've got to be upwards of a million combinations.
Im not a cuck though
I GOT A BONE TO PICK
I DON'T WANT YOU MONKEY-MOUTH MOTHAFUCKAS SITTIN ON MY THRONE AGAIN
Donald Trump get
the burch magic will happen
I never asked for this
>>332809478
Not all GETs are created equal
QP get
nobody is gonna get anything anymore, its over
anthony get
>>332813486
>Maddox
MEMES
E
M
E
S
Meme magic is real
>>332813521
>Sonya Bush
Sounds like a great name for a pornstar.
I'm legally changing my name to whatever I get
Do you people realize that Anthony Burch could be in this very thread?
It could be you!
It could be me!
If only you knew how bad things truly are.
THE MEME MAGIC IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL
WE NEED TO PUT AN END TO MEME MAGIC, OR IT WILL PUT AN END TO US
PRAISE BE TO KEK
>>332813415
DAMMIT SHEPPARD, THAT MEDIGEL AIN'T FREE!
Toasting for ebin name :^)
>>332813649
IT COULD EVEN BE-
>>332813649
It could even be-
I fucking hate april fool
From where you came
You shall remain
Until you are
Complete again.
>>332809478
We got Rebecca Black in another thread that's up now, and Austin Powers around noon.
>tfw ywn be antonio burch
Please let me have a cool name so 4chan posters can give me (You)'s.
There is nothing wrong with sharing your wife you selfish fucks
This isn't even my final form
>>332813514
SO MAKE UPWARD OF A MILLION POSTS DAMMIT!
Memes are a myth.
Fuck Anthony Burch. I just want a ebin name.
>>332813756
>>332813757
>consecutive posts
spymind
>>332813803
Why is Naked Snake in Street Fighter
>>332813750
BURNED
Video games suck.
>>332813808
Have a (you), mack
THE MEMES JACK
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A NAME AS COOL AS MINE
>tfw no cool name
anthony burch here i am
REBECCA BLACK WITNESSED
>>332810156
And apparently Chris Hansen is possible...
>>332813657
>
Damn son, 2 letters off of Rowan.
>>332813803
Keep reaching for that dream and one day you can get cucked.Just like me
>>332809478
I just want a popular name
At least someone whom I've heard of...
>tfw Anthony Burch
Can we agree that pic related was actually an excellent addition.
>>332813808
I'll try again!
>>332813896
Thanks, Bryant.
LITTLE NAPPY-HEADED NIGGA WITH THE WORLD BEHIND HIM
>>332809478
>>332809645
Now I must get!
>>332813938
WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING!?
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>332813514
/sci/ crunched the numbers and estimated 100,000,000-1,000,000,000 possible combos depending on which list hiro used and some other things
>Pre april first
>I'm not anthony burch
>April first
>I could be anthony burch
I'm a straight nigger
ayy
Am I the one?
>>332813938
Mods deleted the thread
>someone probably got anthony burch is some slow ass board like /wg/ or /adv/
>nobody noticed it
>it is somewhere in the archives
Get a load of this >>332800000
>>332809478
You forgot this one, OP.
>>332792196
memes for the memegod