Tourney ID: 1790-5762-6055-06
PW: rage
Rules: FFA
Get the fuck in here, you faggots.
On second thought, probably should've made this tourney 2 hours.
It'll be over by the time you guys decide to not be faggots and join.
I'm coming in a few minutes
>>332788937
No, you're coming right now.
Can I join this circle?
>>332789297
Only if you're fast enough.
>>332788262
Are you going to play or am I going to sit in this lobby forever?
>>332789494
Alright, """""""""Rickey""""""""""
>>332789756
>1v1
No thanks.
>>332789861
fuccboi can't 1v1, what a scrub
>>332789983
Please don't hurt my feelings. :(
WHO'S PLAYIN
HOW MANY PEOPLE
I'll join in a bit.
>>332790830
Sounds good, Cedric
bdghb
SONIC SPEED
Post more, faggots.
Wow this lag though
>>332791850
There's literally no lag.
> Ganondorf getting that final disrespect on Link
GG. I need to get better with Yoshi
>>332792067
I died of lag like twice (samus) but I guess that's just my Internet that decides to Shit itself every other week
>a sonic that only rolls
>villager that camps and spams
>a ganon that uses down b to recover
/v/ truly is, a home for casuals
> blew a 3-to1 stock lead
Welp. Better go kill myself.
GG Lucina.
>>332792965
>kek using villager to secure tourney points (lmao) because he couldn't git gud with bayonetta
>>332792965
>a sonic that only rolls
Why are you lying?
>>332793636
oh sorry, rolls AND spindashes
>>332793410
I thought I was toast in that match
You got a good DDD man
>>332793736
Why are you still lying?
should I join now or later?
>>332794761
Now.
>just missed the tourney
where is the next one
Tourney ID: 4162-2572-0177-52
PW: rage
Rules: FFA
I'm keeping it FFA since we don't have very many people yet.
Garrett might be a homosexual but I don't hate you because of it
>>332795392
faggot lover
>>332795392
What makes you say that?
>>332788262
>Everyone is a namefag
This is now /vg/
>>332795586
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
>>332795586
Whatever you say, TERRENCE
>>332795907
London?
pls no bully Duck hunt
Why does everyone play as Ganondorf?
I love all of you <3
>>332796631
He's an ezmode character
>bullying Sanic
Why?
Eat shit sonic
>>332797312
GOTTA GO FASTER
KNOCK KNOCK ITS KNACKLES
>>332796631
All of his attacks kills which helps in a FFA
>>332797312
>u-smash
>u-smash
>u-smash
I dunno, you tell me.
>>332795129
joining! Happy April Fools everyone everyone. Thanks for making /v/eekend fun
What was that, Ganondorf?
>>332797372
I just want to go fast. :(
What happened phil, it seem you didn't even try.
>>332797539
Nigga, I didn't even do u-smash that much. Only at high percentages.
Don't die
Jesus, mii gunner is worse than swordfighter
yoooooooo ganonbro fuckin nice- fox
>>332798784
I died.
Who even picks hyrule temple
> Up-B gets caught underneath the stage
damn frank! dat read!- fox
Is it the villager causing all this fucking lag? I just did a couple of matches where he wasn't present and it was mostly fine.
>>332799915
Me. Every time.
>>332800319
I'm pretty sure Villager can cause real life to lag, so it wouldn't surprise me.
How much do 32gb wii u cost?
>>332801090
Like $200
>>332801090
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+much+is+a+32gb+wii+u
>The momentum of your running speed does not carry over to the speed of your jump
You know, the one gameplay feature that was standard back in the 80's? yeah, this is missing from smash 4
>It actually has a 10 (ten) frame input assist buffer. Ten fucking frames.
>No light shield
>Perfect shielding does NOT reflect projectiles
>Shield is OP
>No shield stabs
>No L-cancel
Have fun with your character having 5 seconds of aerial landing lag
>No diagonal air dodge that you can not spam a million times
>Because it doesn't have Diagonal Air Dodging, it's also lacking:
>Wavedashing
>Wavelanding
>Ledge dashes
>Wavedash out of shield into Anything
From the top of my head. Now, let's continue what else is missing from the game.
>Jump canceled grabs
>Boost grabs
>No Dash Dancing
>No Platfrom cancel
>Nerfed Crouch Canceling so much, it's basically useless
>Shield dropping is useless
>Despite the fact that DI is abysmal in "smash" 4 and doesn't do much, there are still no actual combos
>No Chain grabs
>The ledges are magnetic with a grab range bigger than the fucking blast zones
Add all that with the hundreds of character specific stuff missing, like:
>You can NOT jump out of fox's shine
>No short hop double fair with marth
etc
And it's just very slow overall. The conclusion being that:
>anybody who prefers smash 4 over Melee, has never made it past the super casual level of Melee.
and or
>Melee is actually older than him
and or
>He can't have more than 50 apm
Or..
>It's just honestly a Really hard game that needs thousands upon thousands of hours practice to get good at. So i can understand why people would prefer smash 4.
But, a higher skill ceiling means more satisfaction and in turn, more fun.
This is the truth and i am sorry.
P.S.
The undisputable fact as of why Melee is better than smash 4. You CAN play melee like you would play smash 4. Just ignore everything listed above. On the other hand, you can NOT play smash 4 like you would play Melee. The game won't let you.
>>332801672
Fuck off Michele
>>332801790
>Roy
>"i was only good in PM"
LOL
>>332801672
Can it, Michele
Go take your drama elsewhere
>>332802039
>facts = drama
LOL
<<3333333
>Break Shulks shield but spare him
>Break Kirby's shield and shulk kills me
>Break my own shield and shulk kills me
gg-bowser
>>332801672
But I can't play as Villager in Melee
>>332802234
Sorry man, the lava hit Kirby before i finished charging my smash and you were next to me
>>332801294
Thanks
>>332801294
Fuck off cunt
>>332802116
Yes, Miranda, facts can be dramatic
Now shut up and play the damn game
Tourney ID:4253-7400-0556-80
PW: rage
Rules: Teams
>>332802376
naw dude i loved ever second of it haha
>>332802473
> facts can be dramatic
Go vote for bernie
>>332802542
WHERE'S THE TEAM IMAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>332802596
I DON'T HAVE IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>332801672
Somehow this is related to SJWs, isn't it?
>>332802430
>Says Kelley
Didn't even get to see what place I was in. I guess 1st or 2nd. The SD at the end of the last match was funny.
>>332802542
That's a nice pic Barbara. Can i save it?
>>332802556
What's a presidential candidate have to do with the dramatic fact that facts can be dramatic?
>>332802759
Knock yourself out, Jeremy.
>>332802757
My boy Kek/Candy was in first. I don't know who was in second tho.
>>332802782
Just, go vote for bernie dude, let it be.
>>332802892
I think it was Phillip, not sure tho
>>332802935
But I live in Brazil
>>332801672
>he doesn't know how to tech
>Everyone is this thread is basic bitches
>>332803000
>i am talking o a subhuman bamboon
fuck
>>332803052
what? how so? elaborate please
>>332802892
I can believe that. I dunno if my 2nd place finish in the last match would have pushed me over or not. I know I was first for a while. Doesn't matter anyway.
>>332803052
dumb animeposter
>>332803208
>bamboon
Tracie come on now
>>332803208
>bamboom
thats sounds fucking awesome
Someone post the team image
FUCK MARTH
>>332803241
All these fem names
>>332803268
Whatever, Bill
Don't forget to get your bucket filled next time, Matt
>>332803642
ohhhhhh
QUICK which tourney are we in
Teamfaggots need not apply
>>332804018
Teams IS the only tourney!
HAH
>>332804018
>Teamfaggots need not apply
LOL
>>332802542
Your Robin made me salty ALEX. gg anyway.
>handling two people alone
>>332804156
gg shulk. You should use your Monado arts more often. I had more trouble when you started using them
I'm having terrible lag in almost all of my matches this toruney.
yo ike *thumbs up*- b jr.
>>332801672
I bet you don't even Bidou.
>This fight on Final Destination
Good shit William
>>332805417
Donkey Kong
I'm so sorry
Almost Greninja, I liked the taunt you did to break up the fight
Nailed that eruption.
I accidentally did a cool kill against Mario as WFT, and then died because I had no idea what was happening.
>>332805753
Ayyy at least it was funny
Fucking lag, lol
>>332806128
it happened so quickly
The pink blobs always manage to gimp me. Nice job ryu
That fucking rest Jiggly did to kill her teamate
>Resting your team mate while they are being held
Fuck sorry Bayo
How many /v/ros are in the tourney?
We should do Customs FFA after this.
>>332806597
20 or so
Fuck Marth you have 2 stocks and Im at 100% on my last stock. Don't make me do all the work shit
>This Ness
Cmon Ganon I was gonna taunt.
Who is the biggest faggot currently playing?
can we hurry this shit up please?
I'm so sick of temple, next time I'll just SD
what happened
>>332807350
Johnson
>3 Nines
>Only 1 hits
I ain't even a real dragon
>>332807350
(you)
Only for wiiu? So what about the 3ds version?
>>332807964
Practice with friends or randoms, sorry
Joinan
yooo my boy phil!- fox
>>332808987
Couldn't feel too good. Really laggy.
>decide to join
>only a minute left
kek
Do customs
new tourney ffa. we switch back and forth to keep the momentum ah-rolling
That was a good one, amibutt. You always make a match fun.
>having to do a 2v1 from the beginning whlle you cat keeps hopping on you
true terror
GG Dong and Mario it was still fun
GGs all, always fight for your friends.
We did it, Ganon!
I'd 1466-7357-2770-27
PW is rage
FFa
>>332797415
No one has noticed this golden name yet
Beautiful
>not a single Trey
NT Paradise.
Your Shadow Sneak shenanigans won't work on me
>>332810196
Here's a free (You), on the house kid
I hate all of you
But most of all I hate myself
>>332810540
I love you Sue <3
Sorry oats but that shit was unbearably laggy - samus
>>332811337
Get a lan anon. Because my matches normally goes smoothly
>>332811435
Mine do too, but the Internet here randomly becomes Shit once in a while
>>332797415
>Fernando Wall
>>332810540
Sue best girl
>>332811674
Who the fuck spells it as "Rebekah"
>>332811876Jews
Damn shulk, you destroyed all of us
gg, i didn't stand a chance
>all these undermeme miis
WHY
STOP IT
greninja mad respect for trying that risky pull- Mario
I just want to win one game with Yoshi, damn it
>>332812740
I could play reggie meme
or batman meme
or jack black meme
>>332812789
I felt desperate since Mario is fucking impossible to get a hit in on with his safe options
>>332813494
>Being a flaming homesexual
>stalling this hard
come on guys
i tried sooo hard and got soo far, but in the end it doesn't even MAAATTTEEEEERRR!- Luigi
That was too bad, Shulk. That usually how I die lmao - red greninja
> that last stock
WHY KIRBY WHY
> namefags on suicide watch
Good shit was accomplished on April Fools
>>332814640
>namefags
what do you mean namefags?
>>332814640
>no name/tripfags
>shitposting at an all time low since the 3ds threads
glorious
>>332814838
Fuck off """""""""" Hayden """""""""".People who abuse names to stand out. "My opinion matters more" syndrome.
Good job Dylan
>>332815814
what does the ''''''''''' mean?
>>332816157
No spoonfeeding, faggot.It's a reference to pannenkoek2012's video on Super Mario 64's out of bounds travelling.
>>332816567
Yeah, no spoonfeedinghow the fuck were we supposed to know that?
alsoyou watch other people play videogames? super mario 64 at that. AND you quote them, what are you?a faggot?
that's right
>it's a Samus beats three anime swordsmen episode
>>332817027
you need to watch it. I assumed that it was that at first.
>choosing the same character over and over
I'm sure you're "friends" love playing against you
>>332817756
you do realize that it's easier to read people who only pick the same character, right?
>>332817756
>you're
Fug, downB'd in the wrong direction
>>332817756
Is there something wrong with playing your favorite character?
WHO /JUSTTURNED18/ HERE THO
>>332818295
AYYY WHAT UP SENPAI?
>>332817756
Most of my mains get fucked over when there's lag so I just stick to the safest one
There's like 20+ players here so that's a stupid complaint
>its a game eats your shield input episode
ebin
Fix ur lagg kaiser
>>332818295
turning 19 april 8 :3 c'mon step it UP
That was close, Cloud.
>>332818989
I was waiting for one of our shields to be broken gg
Friendly reminder to always target Villagers first and then play the game normally
Holy fuck I'm saving that shit
Gg aaron and pep
CURSE YOU IIIIIIKEBut nice
>>332819183
I've been doing this to Kek all day lol, goddamn opportunist
>>332819361
you sound mad. get help
>>332819361
ok
>>332819183
except phil
gg megaman
>lose my jump on lag
>get footstooled on lag
suffering
gg dongbro, that was a fun match.
>guy who has no idea how to use Link almost won
>Big Battlefield
I wish I knew how to make webms because, intentional or not that downair chain on wes was hilarious
God damn confusion not coming out until frame 999999
"someone" looks like jontron. hmmm
>>332821492
Fuck, I forgot to save it.The first three were on accident but I gave you the rest
fug
how anticlimactic
I regret nothing.
Joining
>tfw stuck with this bright ass background for a whole day
>>332821642
i saved it just incase but don't have a clue how to convert it or whatever.
FUCK Mario's super safe attacks
Only very important people are allowed into the next tournament; it's super exclusive. No one allowed but the COOL people. That's means YOU. Join the TEAM, to TEAM up and TEAse my giblets.
Tourney ID: 4301 - 2731 - 3733 - 07
Password: rage
TEAMS
Begins in 14 minutes, ends in 2 hrs 10 minutes. Gotta keep those time tables even! Otherwise I'll blow my head out from OCD!
New teamed TOURNEY
ID:13834133629868
Pass: rage
>villager gets both balloon's popped
>survives
>>332823182
Starts in 2 minutes
>>332823156
This in 14
>>332823182
Delete this
>>332823156
Btw, this new board thing better the fuck be an April's Fools joke because it's dogshit and I hate it.
>>332822408
you need a capture card. I have an elgato for things such as does. There are websites for converting files to webm or applications. im not 100% sure, but i think you're able to send replay's to people. If so then i'd be able to convert it to webm for you.
I'm really bad at smash. Can I join or is this only for the pros?
>>332823323
At least it gets rid of tripfags.
>>332823313
No you please.
Mine will start in one minute
>>332823418
PROS ONLY FGT
>>332823418
Most people here are Shit, just spam kill moves till they land so you'll be fine
>>332823182
Delete this please the other one was first and we don't need to split the thread
>>332823418
It's only for super awesome people who are crazy good-looking, wonderful, totally rad and otherwise incredible at everything forever.
>>332823156
>invalid id
>>332823712
Join this
>>332823182
>>332823418
EVERYONE WATCH OUT! IT'S SHEILA PAYNE!
>>332823363
I'll add you next time we play and send it. you can convert it if you want to.
Which tourney do I join?
>Ganondorf, Ike, Dr. Mario, Ryu
>over in 2 and a half minutes
Now that's what I call smash
>haven't played with /v/ in months
Is everyone tournament ready now? Should I give up because I'll never catch up?
> that lag at the end
Oh well. GG Dorf
>>332823156
But seriously, what's the ID? It ain't very cash money of you to mess up the id on purpose.
Jiggs went ham against Shulk
What tourney we in?
>>332824834
gg mate
>>332824494
And another good match
>>332823156
IGNORE THIS
I fucked up the ID by a digit
And this goddamned new theme won't let me delete my post so we're stuck.
>like using mewtwo
>is a light fucker so he dies at 75% easily
Why
New tourney where?
>>332823712
>>332824478
>>332824949
>>332825050
Everyone join this
>>332823182
The other tourney has a fucked ID because I'm a moron who pressed a wrong number once. And I can't delete the post because the new April Fool fucking board theme won't let me 'cause it's shit.
>miis off
>CSS doesn't have that awkward bottom row
