when someone gets anthony burch, irregardless of the board, we'll make 20 threads about it right?
Anyways, anthony burch GET.
>>332787970
sanders 4 prez
>>332788190
Lucas what did you do to our cat, last time it was seen was with you.
>>332787970
Who?
>>332788301
dindu nuffin
>>332788469
Ingrid you're still going out with Lucas? I thought you dumped him after you caught him with your spatula.
trump get
just look in the cuckshed
>>332787970
Half of these names sound like Fallout names. Someone's gonna get fucking Colin Moriarty or something like that soon.
>>332787970
>tfw any of us could be Anthony Burch
>>332789050
I am
>>332789050
IT COULD BE YOU
IT COULD BE ME
IT COULD EVEN BE-
>>332789106
Christ, you couldn't have gotten a more nignogging name if you tried.
>>332789137
Go away Wilma
fug
>>332789050
He could be in this very thread!
>>332789169
This reminds me of when Jerry was seeing Diana Chang in Seinfeld.
At this rate, no one will ever get Anthony Burch. WE MUST KEEP ROLLING
>>332787970
ANTHONY BURCH GET
>>332789290
Your name is kind of redundant
>>332787970
It is I. The cuckster!
Did someone say MEMES?
>>332789308
THIS
rolling
Will the name ever appear?
KEEP ROLLING
Leave me alone you cucks
>>332789308
Rolling for Burch.
There has been a Cuckening. Can you feel it?
>>332789732
how's your brother's presidential campaign going?
>>332789732
YOU'RE A FUCKING CUBAN MALE
Why are all non scandi names so silly?
Today I learned there's more girls on 4chan than men.
Top cuck. Upboat!
I am sick and tired of everyone bullying me
>>332788190
Fuck. He's retarded.
GETT
>>332790276
>he wants to be Anthony Burch
Why not be someone cooler, like me?
hey guys, its me, anthony burch
I doubt someone will end up with Anthony Burch by the end of today.
But if they do, I'll chuckle and move on.
>>332790154
#FeelTheBern
burch get
I don't know guys I think we shouldn't bully Anthony so much.
>>332787970
>irregardless
You mean . . regardless? You fuckin illiterate
>>332790361
/a/ already got a Jonathan Mcintosh
>>332790457
Why not, isn't he a masochist?
>>332790332
I wanna cuck the bull
>>332790381
ooh, got a Todd
tfw no Howard ;-;
I am Robin Walker
>>332787970
This is the only board that gives a shit
>>332787970
Do I still have my Wii U?
>>332790581
>Shannon
noiceBruce get
>>332790525
Shit, well alright. Maybe it'll happen after all.
>>332790495
fuck off chad
>you could be Anthony Burch
>you could be Patricia Hernandez
>you could be Leigh Alexander
all those (you)s can feed a attention whore for a lifetime
Confirmed hardcoded, tfw you'll _never_ be Anthony Burch.
What the actual fuck is going on with this site right now.
My game has got humour
It’s got jokes I found on Google
Gets everybody's disapproval
But who cares about consumers
The reviewers they all agree
They all really like my mey-meys
And my wife is real happy
Fresh penis in her each week
“I don’t mind it,” you heard me say it
In my house there’s really no taboo
She tells me, “stay out of the bedroom”
The only times I ever get laid
Is when I'm with someone that’s been paid
I don’t mind it
Cause I love dick
But I can’t seem to pull
Gay men. Gay men. Gay men. Gay men.
[Chorus 2x:]
An-tho-ny Burch
I get cucked by my wife, every Saturday night
She likes her penises black
And my penis is white
Post your face when you’re not me
Tyrone, let me give you my wife.
If other writers all went on strike
My writing would still be shite
But people hire me despite
The simple fact that I can’t write
That’s a nice meme
I stole it from /b/
Something shitty for the campain
A few silly-sounding place-names
Who really cares about canon?
When you can pander to fandoms:
LGBTs
Minecraft kiddies
This is easy work
[Chorus 2x:]
An-tho-ny Burch
I get cucked by my wife, every Saturday night
She likes her penises black
And my penis is white
Post your face when you’re not me
Tyrone, let me give you my wife.
She won’t let me in
When he’s penetrating
There is nowhere to hide, when Jamal does his thing.
I can not do my work, while my wife’s getting D
I can not copy memes
While the ceiling’s shaking
Ooh oh. Gay men. Gay men. Gay men.
[Chorus 2x:]
An-tho-ny Burch
I get cucked by my wife, every Saturday night
She likes her penises black
And my penis is white
Post your face when you’re not me
Tyrone, let me give you my wife.
>>332790495
God damn it Chad, you fucking elitist. Nobody likes you.
Can you guys stop trying to be me?
>>332790774
>Todd
nice
why would anyone want to be anthony burch?
>>332790774
TODD
>>332790843
>Ayy me
>>332790883
that's savage
>>332790774
Oh shi
>>332787970
desu senpai
i'm a cuck
>>332789656
I know I've seen last names Buckley and Preston already. It's somewhere out there. Just need to get rolling against the odds. /pol/ even got Richard Nixon already.
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.
shit son
knowing how no fun allowed the mods are, they probably disabled anthony burch
How have a seen the same name multiple times but no Anthony Burch?
The chances of that happening are insanely low.
>>332789050
It's Russian Roulette day on /v/ right now.
i dont like the new 4chan wtf
this website is becoming more like reddit
>>332791376
THEY'RE ONTO US
>>332791537
spin the gun and pull the trigger
This shit is rigged. Fuck.
I just don't get this meme.
>>332792059
Anthony Burch? Why, he's the biggest cuck of them all!
Mind you, I don't have the images about it, so I can't explain why. Just be glad you're not Anthony Burch.
>>332791750
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO.
>>332787970
>yfw another board gets it
It's not gonna happen
>>332787970
Please. The chances of that happening are astronomically small. I have a better chance of winning the lottery.
IM NOT ANTHONY BURCH!
plz no nig name
Just a prank
>>332792691
Hey bb you're house or mine?
>>332789732
t. Carl the Cuck
BIBBITY BOPPITY BURCH!
Anthony GET
I'm hungry, I'm gonna go eat. Later guys.
>>332787970
it will probably happen sooner or later
just like getting the golden ticket in charlie and the chocolate factory
>>332787970ayy
>>332793253
then you take off the wrapper and its a bar of shit
This level of shitposting
>>332793449
I know, it's great.
>>332793449
We have become shitposts Cameron. Join us.
>>332787970
If Anthony Burch get, also suicide get.
Antoinette Burchenheimer
>>332793550
This is why no one likes you Lucy.
>>332787970
anthony burch assist
>>332793649
>Maria
london?
>mfw I'm Anthony Burch
>>332793635
Gross
Thanks
Hitler was right.
ñ
>tfw not anthony burch
JUST POSTING TO KNOW THE NAME OF MY FUTURE WIFE'S SON
>>>/y/ just got Anthony Burch
No one is going to get Anthony Burch.
>mfw I'm not Anthony Burch
My name is not Anthony Burch.
>>332793969
KEKED BY SHITTY HINDU
Burch get
At least I'm not Anthony Burch
>>332794032
Link it nigga
>>332787970
im dirty dan
B U R C H
I wish Ape Escape's Spike was my son
>>332787970
I'll be amazed if anyone gets it by the end of the day.
>>332794919
Given how hard everyone is shitposting though....
im burch
>>332789169
BOOM
IT WAS OBVIOUS, HE WAS THE ANTHONY BURCH
Watch, he'll turn any second now.
Annnyyyy second now.
SEE KOTAKU, no wait, that's blood.
>>332795029
no IM burch
wut
>>332795151
>>332795029
NO I'M BURCH
I'm surprised someone hasn't gotten it yet.
Could this be it?
Am I Burch?
>>332795254
I AM THE REAL ANTHONY BURCH
WITNESS ME
Never ever
>>332789342
Close, you got the spanish version
rolling for burch
Heard you were looking for me
>>332789169
Right behind you.
>>332796339
No we werent fuck off
You guys play this retarded game but shit on my Borderlands masterpiece fuck off
I really hope I'm not burch
>>332795109
IM BURCH
>>332787970
>we've evolved past number gets
>its all about the name gets
4
Orions
has anyone seen any anthonys or burches? do we even know thats a possible name?
>>332798023
I got Anthony Atkins
>>332798023
They're possible separatel
>>332798023
I saw a butch this morning. OP of the thread told him to get out
anthony get
>>332798337
Fuck I mean BURCH
>>332798023
Sure, I've got one right here
Who is Anthony Burch
Rell
I hope I'm not him
>>332787970
I can't be Anthony Burch when I'm the guy who cucked him.
If I am Anthony Burch I will anhero.
The potential flames of eternally damnation are favorable to being that faggot.
>>332789050
Not me famalam
If we get The Burchmeister as a name, do we have to get a gf then make her sleep with other dudes?
>>332787970
>TFW not anthony birch
You guys are idiots anthony burch doesnt browse 4chan
>>332799501
But here I am
>>332799376
MENDOOOZZZAAAAA!
I don't have the GIF but if someone does...
>Anthony Burch
>mfw I'm not Anthony Burch
Boy it sure does feel good not being Anthony Burch
>>332789050
Hey guys
So, what's the name rolling code doing anyway?
Is it purely random or is it based off the post number/content in some way?
It's definitely not the IP address, though, or if, then only in part.
>>332787970
>irregardless
Fucking idiot.
>>332801060
>Dane Cook
>>332787970
>irregardless
>tfw not Anthony Burch
No one is getting Anthony Burch. No need to worry friends. The chances are infinitesimally small, close to zero I would say.
Im glad to be clean
>>332801712
Like a Million to One chance perhaps?
>>332789050
>tfw every post you make, you could be Anthony Burch
Today is going to be a nightmare of a day
>>332803037
>Alien Hunter
Cool
>>332803037
Watch out everyone, we got a real badass over here
B I R C H
>yfw he is anthony burch
If I'm Burch, will my next post erase who I am?
Who the hell is Anthony?
More like Memelands 2
More like Borderlands The Pre Memequal
More like Bordermemes
More like memes memes memes memes memes memes
>>332803235
you
>>332803345
dont plagerize my posts please
fuck me
>>332803037
What do you do with the aliens when you get them? do you eat them or sell their bodyparts?
Realisticly speaking
What would happen if someone DOES get Anthony Burch?
>>332801712
That's why we must shitpost like we have never shitposted before
>>332803668
Be a cuck
>>332803668
A giant wall of replies and multiple linked threads to that same post. The person who gets Anthony Burch commits suicide in a bid to stop the virus.
>>332803668
The equivalent of an atom bomb dropping on an major city.
Pulling the trigger.
what's good niggas
>>332787970
räl
remember to drink milk kids for calcium maketh the strong bones
doot doot
>>332804056
>Burch
Yeah I bet you drink a lot of milk
>>332804056
We're getting close boys
>mfw I'm not Anthony Bitch
>>332804056
Fuck you, where is your brother?!
>>332804056
are you anthony's wife?
>>332804056
Anthony in drag detected
Literally can't wait to count my (you)s.
>>332804191
You will be, Hitler.
You will be.
>>332804252
I bet hes raising her kid right now while shes getting railed by Tyrone
Leave me alone you fucks.
>>332787970
nobody will get it. just bee yourself ok?
Just fuck my wife up
>>332804374
sleep tight ducker
A frieghtening thought just occured to me
>one anon becomes the anointed Burch
>everyone that responds to him are renamed Anthony Burch
>everyone that responds to them as well
>>332804448
YOU ARE NOT THE KEK
Are names unique to our IP, assigned by thread, or completely random?
Hey is Silva in the name list
I want to shitpost in /int/
>irregardless
>>332804519
Completely random
>>332804374
sleep tight, ducker
>>332804507
No.
Woah wait is cuck filtered again?
>>332804656
>Ricky Morton
>Rick and Morty
FOUND THEM
>>332804668
when everyone is Anthony Burch no ones a bitch because everyones a bitch
I want to die
>>332804742
KEK
>>332804742
Test
KEK
Cuck
cuck
>>332804448
I'll leave you alone when you tell me what I did wrong
>>332804252
Can I buy some propane from you?
>Christopher is a possible first name
>Poole is a possible last
you guys are forgetting something
baka desu senpai
burch probably isnt even in the database from which the names are rolled, its way too rare.
still i better check that i wont get anthony as the first name
>tfw you are Anthony Burch but no one knows its you because name filters
>>332805021
I have already seen a burch fagzo
>>332804992
I wonder if the names overwrite eachother
BURCH GET
>twf
>>332804847
So cuck in caps is filtered but any other way isn't.
For what purpose?
this is dumb
>>332805303
A post with cuck spam on all caps must have specially triggered someone
>>332790525
Dude we go Christopher Poole.
/v/ wins today
>>332804992
Either /a/ or /v/ had a "Christopher Poole" already.
Needless to say the thread exploded.
At least I'm not Anthony Burch
>post yfw the mods turn everyone into Anthony Burch once this is all voer
hello?
>>332805806
>the cuck board gets a cuck
Like pottery
why the fuck is EVERYONE on here obsessed with anthony burch?
and why are you trying SO HARD to get his name??
go back to /b/ you fucking retards
rollan
>>332806124
IT'S ANTHONY IN DISGUISE GET HIM
>>332806124
>why the fuck is EVERYONE on here obsessed with anthony burch?
>and why are you trying SO HARD to get his name??
Because talking about videogames on /v/ is forbidden
>>332787970
true that
uhoh
>>332805096
Fuck off Anthony
>>332806124
You wouldn't know. Your not Anthony Burch.
>>332806124
It's an excuse to finally commit suicide.
>>332787970
Okay guys this isn't funny. Please stop making fun of me.
>>332806424
>Quinn
I think we know our new target
Pls no