>>332785476
DELETE THIS
>>332785476
Critics love the story heavy games now. If a game has a story that's on par with a CW show then they will call it great regardless of gameplay.
or it might actually be pretty good in which case I'm eagerly looking forward to playing it.
>>332785623
wow. thank you whoever made this
>>332785476
78 is pretty much a fail from major critics. 80-89 is "okay" and 90-100 is "lol goty contender"
I have it pre-ordered. I love Remedy and this looks weird, should be neat.
>>332785476
Quantum Break is only 10 points away from Nights of Azure. A win for titties.
>>332786227
>looks weird
>main character is a gruff 30something male dressed in normal street clothes
Yeah real weird, bro.
>>332786420
>game is a hybrid television show that has light decision making in the year 2016
>not weird
yeahh I can be reductive too but I'm not as fucking stupid as you are, Casey.
Everything.
>>332786517
TELEVISION
in 2016
Wow how weird.
What happens if I don't like murikan television and just want to play a VIDEO GAME?
>>332786581
>sloppy controls
Well that's a deal breaker for a video game
>>332786608
Then you don't play every game ever just because they're what other people are talking about? Did you really ask me what to do if there's a game you think you wouldn't like?
Leave the fucking thread, Ken.
>>332786581
>6/10 is bad
I hate millennials.
>implying Sam "it's not a" Lake will ever make a bad game
>>332786826
Jeff literally has the worst taste in games. I enjoy hearing him talk, but he's a serious contrarian and someone whose triple-A reviews never make sense.
>>332786780
I hate marketers.
>>332786761
>Then you don't play every game ever just because they're what other people are talking about?
What does hating murikan TV have to do with "hating something other people are talking about"?
>>332786780
I too hate everyone born in the late 1980s to the late 1990s.
>>332785476
>IGN Sweden
>>332786581
it's over
>>332786826
What exactly does a non-basic cable broadcast look like? Are there more COLORS?
>>332786780
You are a Millennial
>>332786948
>What happens if I don't like murikan television and just want to play a VIDEO GAME?
>don't play the game
>what does that have to do with playing the game I hate?
>>332787032
Never said I wasn't
>>332787082
if u hate millenials does that mean u hate urself???
>>332787082
That's alright then. A lot of us hate ourselves too.
>>332785476
why is there half a serie in my game
>>332785476
>78 overall
>IGN giving it 10/10
If you ever needed proof the big sites do paid reviews, this is it.
Guess MS couldn't afford to pay for every review, and banked on people following what the big names say.
>>332787080
Sounds like a shit game if you need to like murikan TV to enjoy it
>>332786780
a 6/10 is awful, that's 2/5 worse than a 10/10
>>332787231
You're so gullible.
>>332787250
Then don't play it you daft fuck
>>332787231
IGN gave it a 8/10
Hey we heard you like TV so we put some TV in your video game so you can watch TV while you play!
>>332787250
>sounds like a shit game if you need to like it to enjoy it
ok, you made your point Jamie. Please, move along and make """points""" in the other threads
nothing. Nobody cares about Critic reviews.
>>332787409
>like it to enjoy it
Now the game literally is TV
>>332787469
/v/ sure seems to get up in arms about it even if they're now posting on facebook
>>332787250
>Sounds like a shit game if you need to like murikan TV to enjoy it
>>332785476
>Sweden
>>332787701
There were no men in this webm
>>332787701
I told myself I would never fuck a little boy again.
Pls stop
>>332786581
>Forced, unimaginative platforming sections
So it's another "shoot, move to that edge and wait for the automatic jumping animation and keep shooting xD" game?
Pass.
I love satirizing western tribble A games that do poorly
>>332787871
>this faggot has never played a Remedy game before
You and the reviewer have something in common, faggot.
>>332785476
They paid reviewers enough.
>>332787793
>Again
Anon, I...
Chen is here to save us from this filth of paid reviews that can only push the game to a 78 on metacritic
>>332788016
>implying
Remedy's best years are over.
>>332785476
RIIIIIGGGGGS
>>332788318
I heard it won't install on Windows XP+
>>332788671
You heard wrong...
>>332788778
Ok, let me put it this way, I tried to install it and the installer said it wouldn't work on Windows NT, Win95-98 onry, then it crashed
>>332788671
In case you have sound problems:
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=848215
After that, the game works perfectly.
>>332788998
Did you do some googling?
>>332789065
>tim schaefer
>3.3million
>>332789065
Is that what you do all day tim? Googling better games?
>>332789065
Holy shit it's really him
Looks super linear, and not that fun desu. Also is this april fools supposed to be reddit or google or what, I'm confused.
>>332789245
>>332789352
>>332789434
all these disgruntled backers...
>>332789536
>>332785476
APRIL FOOLS
>>332789065
How did Day of the Tentacle sell desu?
>>332787313
Says the cuck who doesn't believe in paid reviews.
>"REMEDY'S NEXT MASTERPIECE"
>"THE TRUE KILLER APP FOR XBOX ONE"
>"THE XBOX ONE'S 'LAST OF US'"
>It scored a lower metacritic score than Sony's Baseball Rehash 2016
