We all agree to buy the Simon in this thread a game.
>>332785262
Simon can fuck off
>>332785262
Simon says?
>>332785262
Fuck off Chris you retarded weeaboo.
My Steam name is Sairith
Dragon's Dogma would be nice.
Pls be simon, I'm a poorfag
If I'm Simon then I'll buy everyone who posted above me a gaem.
nobody in this thread is gonna have the name Simon.
Who am I?
>>332785681
so close
I'll take a DaS3, thanks.
>tfw your real life name is Simon
GIBSMEDAT
>>332785262
Simon says buy me a Russian mail order bride
>>332785925
I really wasn't. I just want friends.
it's me give me the games
I dont even like video games
>not a cuck name
Video games are evil, Simon days.
>>332785262
OP has my actual real name
HUEHUEHUE GIBBE GAME
I REPORT YOU
Simon says fuck off.
Simon saysloan me $20
Steam: Catus_Carnival
even if i somehow get it
i know that everyone would gift me bad rats because it's april's fools
>>332786276
And you has my actual real name, lol
>>332785262
>>332785912
>Jesus Bates
Thats a winner in my book
>>332786514
Tomato thread
hehe
I'm poor, I hope I get a poor name.
I don't need your charity
Rolling for Thomas
>>332786514
One more time
>>332785262
Nah fuck simon
No one can confirm they won unless they post their ID when they first post because the names are randomized
I hate video games
I hate video games
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kawaiianimeshoujo
add me up Lesters
>>332787810
>last played on Mar 15
How about you play some videogames, nerd
>>332788054
add me up fred
Fuck you, I don't need your pity games.
Let's just go to the pub until this all blows over
Simon here
you're all cucks lmao
>>332788104
Add me up, Patti
>>332788295
add me up gregg
>>332787810
add me up Jacqueline
>>332788441
add me up sophia
How do we even know Simon is in the possible pool these names draw from
It can't be completely random, otherwise it would generate mostly garbage
steam is imugbabies
I, Simon, want The Division
Simon here
Buy dark souls 3 pls nerrorki steam
winner is me
>>332788506
Let's do this again
>>332788480
I saw it earlier.
>>332785262
Starsector.
Simple simon ass muhfugga
I'm Simon
Don't buy me anything
>>332788675
No, I'M Simon
Don't buy him anything
>>332785262
Buy me Battlefront 2.
>tfw real life name is simon
>tfw no one ever buys me games;_;
buy me games you faggot nerds
reddit ftw
>>332788851sent :^)
Get me Dark Souls 3 you losers.
Easy game easy life
Who you calling Simon? The hell do you think I am?
>>332786619
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WAIFU
>>332789217
CZ SKINS CZ LIFE
Ark: Memevival
ye
SLOT WINNER DATE WARFARE BASE
Im simon, give me dark souls 3
>>332787540
One more time (I'm not begging)
I have money
>>332789224
Simone*
>>332785262
I don't want any stupid game you buy me
I'm Simon, suck my nipples
>>332788851
Damn son.
I don't want it
>>332789617
No deal.
>>332785681
W-what's the Price, Todd?
>>332785262There is actually no randomly generated first name as Simon
buy me games dweebs
>>332789703
>>332789617
I want to make a deal
>>332789759
tes
>>332789759
There is, I just checked.
I'm simon
>>332789759
Check thisSimon
>>332789514
Shee-moan*
a deal's a deal anon
Who else Simon here?
Alright kids, fork over the games
>>332789854 >>332789857 >>332789962
wat are ya'll niggaz talkin bout
Simon says xrd on steam
Am I a Simon?
Someone get me Gone Home right now
Simon says put something in your ass
>>332790114
roll x2
>>332790193
No, you're Miriam
Simple simon ass motherfuckas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBagXrMlYcU
If he was fed up we could call him Sighmon
Simon will never post. Rip
>>332790246
ON IT
fug
>>332790279
If there really was a Simon, how many of you would actually deliver?
Simon says take porch monkey back
>>332790293
are you sure
hi
>tfw no wimpy little brother to make a man
I want guilty gear Xrd
id/GoodGoob
>>332790430ZERO
Simon is dead
>>332790484
>>332790534
Have a pity (You)
>>332790579
I'm right here nigga
>>332785262
+(you)
>>332790642
thank (you) sandra, do you want to suck my balls to?
would somebody kindly buy this Simon a better game?
>>332785262
Go fuck yourself
It's only fair.
>>332785262
You fucks can't buy me
How about we just have Tony pay for Simon's game all by himself.
>>332790840
Whaddya mean virginia?
payday 2 would be nice
>>332790840
How much?
>>332791110
>jewel
god dommot fronk
>>332790531
reroll
Check this name.
>>332785262
>"STOP TALKING TO YOUR ONLINE FRIENDS AND COME EAT DINNER"
>"CAN'T MA IM ROLLIN"
break the heavens or some shit
>>332791325
Pierce*
RIGGED
>>332785262
I WANT FUCKING GUILTY GEAR GODDAMN IT
ITT: there is no simon in the pool
I'm Simon
>>332791325
>>332791421
>angelina dubs
>>332791475
Yep
is it even possible?
>>332785262
Sure, somebody get me something nice.
ok
Might as well roll.
Steam:Daw King Slieve
GG accent core is on sale~
>>332791632
Let's think of how many first names exist.
Now what are the chances of getting Simon?None
Flick my bean
I don't have steam. Could you mail me a ps2 game?
>>332791903
Which game?
oniichan gaimu
>>332791903
I could fax you one
Greatace53
SIMON GET
im not simon and i dont want to be simon
>>332785262
Simon? I hate that guy.
I am Simon. Buy me games.
>>332792319
>>332792275
What's wrong with being Simon?
>>332791475
There is. Just checked and found one in the first thread I opened.
>>332792340
Fuck off, Katie. Don't make fun of Simon.
Bullshit you will
>>332792340
YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER
>>332792371
simon is an autist
tfw real name is simon
>>332792371
He's pitiful, y'know? I think I can see where they're coming from. Dude's a NEET. Survives off of noodles and pizza pockets.
>>332792624
I am...
Disgust.
You're Simon! He's Simon! I'M SIMON!!
>>332785262
>>332792716
You know...
We all Simon.
>>332785262
gibe me dork soles too
How do we know Simon's steam name?
>>332785262
>mfw mexican
>mfw my name have almost zero chance to appear
>mfw my second name is not that common even in spanish
>>332785262
5 days till my PS4K arrives
(exxxcited =D)
>>332792707
Of course you would be, Gertrude, you old hag.
>>332792839
no gief me dork solez too plus won
inb4
>>332792845
Efrain, right?
>>332793016
Damn why does it always sound like an old lady's name?
Like no young chick will ever have that name...
Hey guys
I don't need games, buy me a coke instead.
Dont buy me shit
>>332793479
She'd probably go by " Gertty" unyil she gets old or something like that.
gimme the games
100% orange juice
>>332793581
how many kgs u need bruv
Waiting for someone to get simon so I can slap my steam profile under their name (desu) (you)
>>332794042
You BUKKAKE LOVING son of a bitch lying cock sucker two timin NO GOOD JERK
>>332785262
Hello i`m za simon.
i would like the, what do you call it
Unzertale that /v/ loves so much
>>332792845
>Common Muslim name
>Everybody not Muslim can't pronounce it except for like 1 or 2 rare people who actually try to get it right
>Will never appear in vidya unless it's a terrorist character or something
dark souls 3 plus dlc
Give that sweet dark souls 3 m8.
>>332794213
Holy shit, Byron. Calm the fuck down, nigger.
>>332794343
Hello,Samir
i can break these cuffs
aererrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
I am the Simon
steam: hanako69
bazinga
>>332794476
I hate video games.
Buy me Xcom 2, thanks.
Don't Be Thinking That
dark souls 3 niggas
Is this the Sheeky Forums
>>332793391de la Fuente
>tfw no money for neptunia u
>tfw missed the sale
>>332794428
Nope.
>>332794739
Dawk SLawz TREE babi
>>332785262
Dis gon be gud
roll this shit
Katawa soujo pls
Positively STUNNING, Simone!
i`m simon
just give the game to charity or something.
>tfw no one will get Simon
>>332795001
>Myrtle
Sounds like somoene's 80-year-old grandmother
Somebody got Marcus Rubio. I can't remember where.
Does anyone know where the list of names is from
im gay
>>332795001
Good lord.
Are we all really this kikey that we can't afford like ~60ish bucks or whatever for an interactive computer simulation?
Pokemon xD
I am Simon, but I don't want games.
Hiro shows more love to 4chan in 3 months than Christopher "Moot" Poole did in his last 3 years as owner
Give me the video game :D
pls
>>332795226
Oh man that made me lol irl.
>>332795226
GIRTH STATUS: NOT IGNORED
War hammer collection for me please
fuck video games
Can we get Christopher Poole?
C-can I be your Simon tonight?
Rawlin'
Max Payne trilogy please
c'mon Simon
>>332795496
I've seen Cheryl Poole
200+ posts and still no simon
NIGGER WHY
Buy yourself Nuclear Throne.
The next thing you're going to say is
>there is no Simon in the pool
TENGEN TOPPA
I like games.
hoes
>>332795779
LITTLE MARCO
Watashi wa Simon desu
>>332795749
"There is no Simon in the pool!"
*giga gasp*
>>332795701
>implying Simon is actually in the pool
>>332795749
H-HUH?
go
Buy yourself a ticket to go see Zootopia.
>>332795779
is your brother recording another video one of these days
>>332795851
EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS AFRAID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sX3fjpkFwk
fuck me senpai
Buy the guy below me his/her game.
>>332792504
Why do they say that? Is that rock and roll guy named alexander
>>332785262
Gonna go ahead and claim Simon.
Instead of vidya, y'all can make a small donation to a children's hospital of your choosing, Simon Says.
>posting without a method of contact
You could be throwing away your chance with every post
>>332785262
Simon here, video games are for fucking losers.
>>332796062
>Using drawing skill to draw that ugly abomination
>>332796331
No one gives a fuck about what you say, Kenneth
>tfw you had a Simon get in another thread
The wasted potential
Buy me games please~
Rev up those buyers
s i m o n