/v/! Video games are good again!April Fools
>Illinois got fucking Watch_Dogs
There has to be a good game set here, right?
>>332722641
I don't understand what this image is based on.
>95% sports games
please stop
>>332722853
driver 2
>>332722990
the main location of the plot of the game.
>>332723080
Nobody would want to actually play a game set in those states.
>>332722641
there's an actual game that takes place in Idaho? wow.
>>332723193
There has to be a decent civil war game out there.
>North Dakota
>cabelas
Not a single one here. Maybe scheels big game hunting
>>332722641
>Oklahoma's worth is based on a basketball player from Texas
Sounds about right
>>332722641
I didn't realize The Last of Us was set in PA. The first thing I thought of was Left 4 Dead.
>based Flo
>Vice City
yeessssss
>>332722641
that sure is a lot of Cabela
are the games any good?
>>332722641
>gta5
not bad I would've also accepted san andreas
>>332722641
>AK
>Not MGS
fuck off
>>332722641
>all those cabelas
Last one was even good IIRC, they should make another one.
Guess I'll post one for the Euros too.
>>332722641
>Oregon trail
>taking place in Oregon
>>332722641
>Every state gets a popular Sports/Racing/GTA game based off it
>Kentucky gets an obscure Steam game with the word "Kentucky" in it
As a Kentuckian, I feel offended.
>>332723845
>Sweden
>White
where is alaska and is it real
>>332722641
Oregon should be Life is Strange
>>332723869
Sleep tight, pizza.
>>332722641
>Red Dead Redemption
>Texas
>all those shitty sports game
dropped
>>332724129
>Life is Strange
>Gone Home
Oregon hasn't got shit to pick from. Especially since The Oregon Trail takes place 99% of the time outside of Oregon.
Does Gravity Falls have a video game? I'd much rather have that.
>>332722853
>>332723162
I hated Watch Dogs. One of the worst games I have ever played. why would you portray Illinois as a crime-ridden shithole? Also what's up with killing blacks left and right in this game? shit game
>>332722641
>Michigan
>Deus Ex
Lol no. Its one of the few games to take place in Detroit, but it doesn't represent Detroit at all. It should be Saints Row or one of the Fallout games.
>Washington is Infamous
>Not Deadly Premonition
I am more upset about this than the sports games.
>>332725180
>one of the Fallout games
>none of which take place in Detroit
>>332725180
>>332725401
he was making a joke about Detroit looking like a post-apocalyptic wasteland. which it does. but he's still a retard.
Oregon should be Alan Wake.
>>332724619
It's as wrong as all of the GTA games.
GTA V takes place in San Andreas, not California. It's a fucking island.
>>332722641
OP youre not a faggot!April fools!
>>332725494
Alan Wake is set in Washington.
>>332722641
>Washington gets one shitty sandbox game
>game takes place in one city, and proceeds to get half of the city wrong
>>332722853
Hitman Absolution, which isn't really much better.
>>332725504
Except San Andreas is clearly meant to be California and Los Santos is very obviously meant to be LA. RDR takes place in the Wild West, which means it's going to be California/Arizona/New Mexico. It's the "Wild West," not "Wild Bottom Middle."
>>332723845
>not just Crusader Kings 2 for the entire map
>flyover states are almost all sports games
kek
>>332722641
>actually going to Las Vegas in three weeks
>been playing the shit out of New Vegas to get hyped for it
>gonna be bummed when I get there and my social anxiety kicks in hard
So what is there to do while I'm there? Definitely going to Hoover Dam to see how it compared to NV.
>>332723162
> oregon trail
>taking place in oregon
Try again.
>>332725676
Don't be an idiot. New Austin is clearly supposed to be Texas.
>It's the "Wild West," not "Wild Bottom Middle."
You realize the idea of the "Wild West" was formed when most of the country lived east of the Mississippi? And that Texas is considered part of the Southwest?
>>332725793
>Minnesota
>not full of dumbfucks
>>332725504
GTAIV is accurate if you consider NY state = NYC
>>332725591
I always assumed Cauldron Lake was supposed to be based off Crater Lake, which is in OR.
>>332723349
Bullrun probably
>>332723349
Here ya go.
>>332725803
Las Vegas is an entertainment city. Even if you don't like gambling there is a ton of shit you could go to, even as a socially anxious loser.
>>332725793
Yes WI made the fucking list
Why the fuck is Iowa and Florida there
>>332725504
>literally named after a defining feature of California
>three cities with similar names to all of California's biggest cities
>it's not California
>>332722641
>all those barren literally who states being represented by sports games
California and New York are laughing at you.
>>332725793
>Texas is a flyover state
>But Iowa is not
That's also a really outdated map, bruv.
>>332725803
Hike the Mojave, even though its like, 50 minutes away
Otherwise, stay on the strip, get drunk, eat buffets all day, see strippers and stay hydrated.
>>332722641
>not a single good videogame in sight
I hate this country
>>332725793
>liberal faggots and Canada Jr.
>good
>conservative values and christians
>bad
>>332725803
Get drunk/drink in public.
>>332726079
I just google searched Dumbfuckistan since I couldn't find the original pic I was thinking of
>>332725056
Im gonna have to check this one out.
>>332726108
>muh church laws
>>332725865
This. Over half of my town is full of rednecks as funny as that sounds.
>>332725793
What are all these shitty flyover states doing in America?
>>332725793
Why are there a few states straight up missing - like NC and Arkansas?
>>332725056
>Why would you portray Illinois as a crime-ridden shithole?
Because Illinois is a crime-ridden shithole.
>Also what's up with killing blacks left and right in this game?
Ever listened to a police scanner in Chiraq?
That map is fucking shit
>mostly sports games
>games that take place in fictional states (GTA, Infamous 2)
Come the fuck on
>>332725982
I'm not saying it's not supposed to be California, only that RDR is in the same situation as GTA where its a fantasy playground version of the place, not the actual place.
Plus in San Andreas, Las Venturas was part of the state, and Las Vegas is definitely in Nevada and not California.
>>332726094
look at this fuckign PLEb holy SHiT
>>332725793
>New Mexico, D.C., and Florida in America
>Texas, Alaska, and Louisiana in Murrika
It's shit. What a shit map. Fuck you.
>>332726145
Is it this one?
>>332726170
>not taking a destination trip to Wisconsin Dells, water park capital of the world
>>332726170
Colorado and Illinois are certainly not flyover states, and are definitely much more relevant than Nevada or West Virginia.
>>332726191
I would assume they are swing states.
The fact that Virginia is counted among the Democrats shows how inaccurate this presentation is.
>>332726275
>Texas
>not the capital of fucking Murrika
>>332726275
>Texas
>not Murrika
jej
>>332722641
>RDR
>Texas
FUCK YOU
>>332725645
Absolution is set in South Dakota
The South is better than every other region no matter what. I win.
>>332725793
>California
>America
>>332726253
>GTA
>Fictional states
The locations in GTA are so obviously parodied of real locations, they basically are those locations with different names. Come on faggot.
>>332726387
>>332726394
Texas is way more relevant than most of "America" considering it has more than one city that is important.
>>332726253
GTA games are based on real world locations (Liberty City is undeniably NYC) and last I checked Infamous 2 either takes place in New Orleans or is based off of it
>we get Madden
WHY? WHAT DID WE DO?
>>332726458
The Pacific Northwest is the greatest part of the United States.
>>332726387
>>332726394
The major cities are fine. Shit, at least I can find Texas on a map.
>>332726541
Litterally nothing.
>Tfw Utah
BEST STATE
>>332725803
Get drunk and fight a midget street performer.
>>332726464
This. California is its own shithole of a country and this is coming from someone that used to live there. The libcuckery/hippy faggotry is taken to a whole other level in that state. Very very similar to the UK's ideals come to think of it.
>>332726478
>>332726521
Yes but New York and California have a ton games ACTUALLY set in them and not some weird fictional not version.
The map should be if it is actually set in those areas within the game's canon
>>332722853
>watchdogs
>bad
Shit taste confirmed.
So what if they lied about the graphics, the modern game has been updated to better graphics than the trailer, and its fun shooting ghetto blacks.
>>332725982
>Las Vegas
>California
>>332726650
>Oregon's game not being Simpson's hot and run.
>>332726709
I lived in Utah for eight years and it was literal shit. Legitimately the worst state I've been to in my life.
Does have good gun laws though. Or, lack thereof.
>>332726805
California got San Francisco Rush. That's actually set in real California.
>>332726843
Even though its based off Groenings hometown in Oregon, and that the geography makes no sense, I believe Springfield is on the Eastern seaboard according to the producers
>>332726808
0/10
>>332726749
Outside of the major cities California is pretty much Republican though, dude.
>>332726889
Thats because
>Mormons shooting eachother.
>>332725803
Aw shit nigga I'm going in a month and a half. Been there dozens of times before though. There's literally endless shit to do in Vegas. Just go on the official site and it has lists of all kinds of stuff that you can do. Going to the Hoover Dam is probably the most boring fucking thing you can do in Vegas.
>>332726749
>tfw not even American and I make that commentBut yeah good luck to you blokes keeping the degeneracy to a minimum
>>332726453
It's set in both, actually.
>>332726749
Only in cancerous central California.
Northern California is full of lumberjacks and white trash to offset the hippies, southern California is full of central americans.
>>332725793
>Oregon
>liberal cucks and hippies
Ask me, I live with them.
>>332726984
Oregon would actually make sense, since it gives them at least a degree of flexibility in terms of them having forests and desert badlands right next to each other.
You're gonna have to show me where they said the east coast, though.
I remember in the one Behind the Laughter episode they end it by saying its in northern Kentucky.
>>332727006
It's really not. Maybe way up north it is but for the most part California is infested with jews and their libcuck propaganda.
>>332726315
>>332725793
but californians are some of the most retarded people in america
>>332727150
They literally only congregate along the coast, dude.
Just fucking go east in the states and you'll find people who don't live in cities are pretty much always conservative.
>>332727034
I don't know, it was just ugly as fuck, and the people even if they weren't Mormon, were just soulless husks of humans.
>>332726984
>>332726843
Pretty sure it's Springfield Illinois, unfortunately.
>>332722641
>PA
>Last of Us
>Not Resident Evil
>>332723316
2T represent!
>>332727228
Too bad that list is actually bullshit
There not that bad compared to the other extremes. Unless you ARE the other extreme, in which case pls mpve to texas or something.
>>332727150
I live near Portland, and I've also lived in Southern Oregon. As far as I've seen, it's only up North. Not nearly as bad as Washington though.
>>332727040
Hot damn, seems like everyone's using going in May.
I understand its an adult place but is there anything else to do other than strip clubs all night? All my friends want to go, but I'm not fond of titshows.
>>332722641
Forza Horizon was pretty nice.
>>332727403
How is Idaho?
>>332727498
Vegas is normalfag paradise. If you're a normalfag, you'll find some way to have fun.
>>332727498
>titshows
Straight up legal full prostitution.
>>332727498
I reiterate
>>332725957
Vegas is dedicated to entertainment. It's not only gambling and strippers.
There's a fucking rollercoaster at one of the casinos. See a goddamn magic show.
>>332722641
>Kentucky Route Zero
jfc I know its boring here but c'mon
>>332727631
Prostitution isn't legal in Las Vegas. You have to drive pretty far out to find legal brothels in Nevada.
However, they're way more lax with prostitutes in Vegas simply because there's so many and it would be pointless to seriously try to stop them, especially when they're a part of the tourism.
>>332727498
GOOGLE NIGGER
Aside from the shit tons of shows, you got Circus Circus, The Stratosphere, the Mirage zoo, the aquarium at Mandalay Bay, Wet N' Wild water park, the Bellagio water show, etc.
>>332727725
>jfc
What.
>>332727525
I've lived here my whole life, it's nice because all four seasons are very distinct and it's really Republican but also so many funding refugees.
>>332727705
>ONE of the casinos
There's a rollercoaster at 3 different casinos off the top of my head. Circus Circus, Stratosphere, and New York New York.
>>332725963
I suppose Florida is there just because it's "somewhat" important and there's shit to do there. Its a big go to for tourists I guess. But the people who live there are next level idiots.
>>332728049
>Circus Circus, Stratosphere, and New York New York
Don't you mean "Stratosphere Stratosphere?"
>>332727954
Thinking of moving there from NYC, really hate city and i'm burnt out working in a cubical. Want to just get some land and chill
>>332722641
>Colorado
>Not Dead Rising, at least
Fuck you.
>>332728049
I'm just thinking of Stratosphere because the shit is on top of the goddamn thing.
>>332728139
Funny. Not my fault they call these places retarded names.
>>332722641
Any Wyoming bros here?
anyone? ;_;
>>332723845
>GS games
Thats cheating.
>>332725803
Hungry? Thirsty? Horny? Las Vegas can cover all of that. Just google things you like to do and Las Vegas guaranteed has it. just go to an arcade that has a bar get drunk and play vidya even
Vice City reporting in
>>332728213
But that's what's great about it...
Now think if there was a hurricane or earthquake while on the ride.
who nebraska here
>>332728114
It's because of Miami, Disney World, and the space program.
>>332726709
Eh, its okay I guess.
>>332727339
>soulless
What?
Arizona a best.
>>332726889
I live and Utah and mostly agree
Salt Lake and Moab have some decent landmarks but the people are dull as dishwater. Friendly enough but the only things they will talk about is sports or Mormonism.
Also this state has more bitchy soccer moms than anywhere else I swear.
Can someone explain why Ohio's is Madden '12
The Browns are just like /v/, they've never been good
>>332723463
>KD
>from Texas
Yeah, he played for UT in college but he's from D.C.
>>332722641
I fucking hate Illinois casual shits. At least make it a fucking Resident Evil game like fucking 2, or 3. Watch Dogs? Fucking cancer.
if your state doesn't have an alpha city, it is irrelevant
>>332728465
It really shows that Utah is the tightened anus of the US, especially with the alcohol laws and Christianity bs
>>332728535
Resident Evil is in PA you fucking retard
L4d1 > last of us for Pensylvania
>>332722641
>utah gets dlc
>but it's still better than all the shitty sports games
>>332728612
My "state" IS an alpha city.
Also fuck this "plus" shit. It's like socio-economists work the same was as Japanese developers.
>My city is SSS rank!
>>332728612
what the fuck does that mean? amount of jew concentration in the city?
>>332728903
GDP
>>332728648
>the alcohol laws
Don't get me started.
>>332728535
>Resident Evil
>Illinois
Because of those wonderful mountains of Chicago, yes?
>>332728684
This is more accurate but I'm pretty sure its in Colorado, dude.
>>332728947
>GDP
Don't you mean GBP?
>>332728612
>Hicks from Nashville made it to the list
>Louisville didnt
>>332729050
First time I ever seen Colorado
>>332729086
Why would every country use sterling as their economic success indicator?
>>332729154
>Louisville
If it wasn't for baseball bats, nobody would even have heard of you.
>>332729086
>implying he's not a dog
>>332729375
Don't you mean tendies?
>>332727228
>TFW live in Mississippi
>>332729264
According to the games its supposed to be in the midwest (which I admit is pretty reaching for Coloardo).
I can easily see Pennsylvania, especially since Romero set his movies there and it has all the required geography (river, mountains, forest).
But since they nuked it, I doubt its in Pennsylvania.
>>332729671
>Saddest
>Fattest
>Poorest
>Dumbest
No wonder you got the blues.
>>332729794
I'm frantically searching for the interview for when Mikami said it was in western PA. Dead Rising 1 is also PA
>>332722641
Ive never played my state. So, is splinter cell any good?
>>332723845
>>332729904
>Dead Rising 1 is also PA
Lol dude its in Colorado.
>>332725793
>California, New York, Florida
>CALIFORNIA
>Not full of dumbfucks
>>332722641
Aww shit. My state has Red Dead Redempt-
>Arizona
>Darkwatch
I want to move. This is second on my list of games that needs a sequel. Right below Dragon's Dogma...
>>332730071
Way to use a map that is old enough to have Yugoslavia on it
>>332728465
Used to date a girl from Utah.
Super fucking crazy and huge daddy issues.
Always wanted to just go back to Utah and was continuously either trying to get me to buy her shit or threatening bodily harm upon herself.
Utah, not even once.
Tits were good though.
>>332729972
>is Splinter Cell any good?
I thought people had to be 18 to post here.
>>332730981
Mormon girls are the best anon, pure but crazy and white.
>mfw best state gets best Rockstar game
Alaska, home to Shadow Moses island, got a fucking Cabela game
Shit infographic
>>332725793
>Minnesota
maybe at one point but as someone who lives there it might as well be renamed New Somalia
>>332722641
>NJ is only a portion of game chosen for NJ.
:[
There has to be a better representation for the GOAT state then Godfather. I liked the game on Wii, but you were in NY most the time.
>>332722641
>Colorado
>not Super Columbine Massacre RPG!
>>332726315
>OH part of Dumbfuckistan
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>Darkwatch
So based.
>>332731548
I feel you bro. NJ here as well. We really don't have any good games.
