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MFW it looks like a good Warhammer 40K game is coming our way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YROOgLD-wtU
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Looks like some good Xenos-purging fun.
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>>332689756

I wish I could find more gameplay footage, youtube hasn't been very forthcoming in that department.

Neither has google.

I want MOAR
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>>332688527
What kinda of music is this?
It sounds like some latino gangster wannabe spaghetti western adele rip-off abortion
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>>332690258

If they deliver a decent WH40K game, they can fill the soundtrack with as much bean-and-cheese-burrito as they want. I will fucking do sombrero dances every night before I go to bed for the rest of my life.

I just want a decent 40K game.
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>>332690258
It's weird but still kinda fits, like it still feels holy.
Latin chanting gets tiresome after a while.
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>not a shred of gameplay footage to even give away the genre

Looks fucking awful to me, why are you excited Op?
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>>332690880

There was a 40K thread on here one time with a link to actual gameplay footage that an anon had found.

It actually looked really fucking good and was squeee-worthy. That's why I'm excited.

I haven't been able to find fuck-all for gameplay footage though. The best I could find on YT was some freeze-framed shit with germans talking the whole video in nazi-speak.
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>>332688527
>dat fanmade cinematic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjaYW5Cnr5k
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BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9v-YUTbzSo
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>>332690880
It's by the same guys that made EYE, which pretty much nailed the "heavily armored spess mehreen purging xeno scum" feeling already. I can't think of a better dev for the IP.
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>>332692079
That brood lord went down pretty easy.
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>>332690445
I'm with you amigo.
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>>332690258
>>332690656

Feels like something out of a tarantino film
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>>332690258
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>>332690656
Should have used bolt thrower for the music
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>>332692079
So... Kind of like Vermintide?
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>>332692079
I hope that crosshair is WIP. Environments look great. Nids look retarded, but that's obviously not Streum's fault.
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>>332689908
>>332690880
>>332691106
>didn't youtube search "space hulk deathwing gameplay"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9v-YUTbzSo

>>332692079
>already posted
My point stands.
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>>332692079
>that footage
Totally underwhelming. Also, I get that terminators are bulky, but I still imagined them moving faster than that.
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>>332692589
>took a direct hit of a warp blast from a librarian
>took a powerfist hit
>still took an assault cannon and stormbolter to finish it off
Sounds about right. IIRC, the heavy flamer alone would usually kill it in a hit in the boardgame.
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>>332693319
I'm sure the game will turn out fine but I want something to give me that "You may be a Dark Angel terminator librarian with centuries of experience but you're still going to get your shit pushed in" moment.
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>>332694060
I remember getting that feeling when the Traitor Marines showed up in Space Marine. Warp creatures are always kind of freaky too.
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>>332694248
Canon-wise a 'Nid infested Space Hulk is a fucking horrible place to be even for a veteran-of-a-hundred-battles tin can.
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>>332694060
Yeah, the enemies certainly seemed scant. Genestealers, and by extension their broodlord, are certainly dangerous when they reach close combat, but the true threat is supposed to be the sheer numbers they send your way, as well as the hidden pockets they wait to ambush you from. I don't mind 3 terminators easily defeating a lone broodlord, but it should be a broodlord surrounded by 20+ genestealers at full sprint.

I'm actually really excited about the hybrids. They do their part perfectly in the footage, using shitty stubbers that at least force you to waste attention aiming at them while genestealers rush you. To think that the devs decided to include the hybrids years before GW even annouced that hybrids are still canon with Deathwatch: Overkill. Even that Happy Jose video from last year has him questioning the frenchie "Are the hybrids even canon anymore?" Also, they announced multiple types (generations) of hybrids. Based french nerds.
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>that moment your tactical dreadnought armor ain't 'nuff

It's a dark, scary, brutal galaxy out there brothers...
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Battlefleet gothic single player looks really fun and true to the lore, can't wait to play it.

Skirmishes and multiplayer are fun too so 40k will be saved brehs.
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Have any of you faggots played Eternal Crusade yet?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNLMW-B7fus
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>>332694543
>>332694734
>>332694741
>>332694060
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>>332694769
It was actually impressed with how well the lore is being handled. Especially after the recent heaping load of shovelware released under the license.
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>>332695290
Is it actually in a playable state?
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>>332695290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eFOotU3QBY
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>>332695823

B-but... muh Ultrasmurfs...
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>>332696001

Short answer: no.

The melee is lol-tier, the game is laggy, and everything good is still locked.
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NO HERESY SO FAR IN THIS THREAD, WELL DONE BROTHERS
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>>332688527
So why didn't they just use the instrumentals?
>I HAVE SHORT HAIR
yeah so fitting with 40k with big giant guys in terminator armor
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>>332688527
more fucking spess muhreens

tired of it now
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>>332688527
Shit music but decent trailer
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>>332696329

Anti-imperium edgelord heresy detected.
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>>332696246
そ う だ ね

>4chan adds a button that auto-replies "soudane"
>actually posting it counts as spam
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>>332694248
>Traitor legion shows up
>Get your shit pushed in by green lasers
THIS AIN'T IMPERIUM-APPROVED FLASHLIGHTS
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Still no good IG games.

There's no hope left anymore, time to go get eaten by a Nid and put an end to the suffering.
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>>332696178
FOR THE EMPEROR!
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>>332696893
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Dawn of war 3 when

And an imperial guard game would be amazing, basically star ship troopers. Old medal of honor style gameplay on a alien planet trying to accomplish a mission against tyranids.
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GREETINGS MY CHILDREN WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE
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>That music
Fits the 40k universe perfectly.

Fuck I hate trailers, it's the same shit nowadays, current popular song everybody's heard, slow mo sped up in increments.
The only thing this trailer was missing is the Inception BWWAAAAAHHHHHHHMMMMMMM
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>>332697351

QUICKLY BROTHERS, PURGE THE THREAD OF TRAITORS!!
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We posting music now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hJVVTSL7nQ
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>>332697291
Or nothing oh Great and Mighty one.

The Eternal War just raging on as always.
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>>332697671
SO I SEE MY DEAR CHILD, STILL I DETECT A LARGE QUANTITY OF FAGGOTRY IN THIS IMPERIAL SPACE, DEAL WITH THIS AND I WILL SEE YOU GET A PROPER REWARD SON.
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>>332698010
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>Not wanting to play as a chaos marine
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>>332697872

RRRRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!
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>>332697872
Fun Fact:
Whenever or wherever Khornates and Blood Angels meet, Ka'Bandha shows up. And in such cases it seems that Tzeentch will screw him over because he had bad luck with the Sons of Sanguinius since M30.

Also Sanguinor dropping him from orbit into a gore-filled crater.

>>332698010
>>332698184
No problem oh Glorious one. Now for some heartwarming.

>>332698193
>Being an eternal toy of false gods...
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>>332698010
Then why don't you leave, Faglord of Fagkind?
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>>332698435
Better than worshiping a false emperor
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>>332688527
If you can't play as Orks, it's not good
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>>332698708

We know, we know. The exponent on your edges is supreme.

Now go worship your shemale demon patrons while the real masters of the galaxy put together our galactic expansion battle plans.
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>>332698708
DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE FALSE EMPEROR
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So it's Vermintide in space?

Pass
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>>332698708
WHAT THE FUCK ARE ON ABOUT DAEMON, IM NOT A GOD, EVERYONE IN THE IMPERIUM OF MAN KNOWS THIS.
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>>332698912
>real masters of the galaxy
Necrons?
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>>332698819
Mah Greenskin
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>>332699067
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, GO DIE IN YOUR SHITTY GOLDEN CHAIR YOU DEGENERATE PIECE OF SHIT.
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>>332699102

But that's heresy
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WE WANT SPACE MARINE 2
>WE WANT SPACE MARINE 2
WE WANT SPACE MARINE 2
>WE WANT SPACE MARINE 2
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>>332699380
NOW HORUS CLAM THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I SPANK YOU AGAIN, OH AND SAY HI TO MALAL FROM ME IN YOUR REALM OF NON-EXISTENCE.
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>>332699469

>these faggots want a sequel to a good game lel

Problem?
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>>332696246
>40k should be super serious
grimderp fags fuck off.
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>>332699574
Doesn't change the fact Sanguinius is dead
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>>332699574
I MEAN CMON GUYS I JUST WANTED TO MAKE FTL TRAVEL MORE SAFE WHY THE HELL DID YOU MAKE SUCH A RUCKUS?!
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>>332696843
>Play as a guardsman who is cutoff from regiment and tries to make his way back.
>Limited munitions, suppresion system akin to Red Orchestra
>Make it survival horror-esque.

Why isn't there a game like this?
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I can't find good gameplay footage of this in english.

There's one video in german and one in Italian and I guess that's it.
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>>332699975

This.

It's like no one wants to nurture a million dollar idea.
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>>332699768
DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT MY FABULOUS HAWKBOY, AT LEAST HE DIDN'T GO FULL EDGY BECAUSE I KEPT A SECRET FORM HIM, I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKES, LET ME HAVE MY PERSONAL THINGS YOU DAMN STALKER.
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>>332696137
They update weekly. I play it once or twice a week just to keep up with it. The community that I've in game chatted with seem ok. All around I'm just excited to play as an ork and stomp som humies har har.
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EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SERVE
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>>332700163

I did not know how much I wanted this, but now I really do. Seriously who would not want to play this?
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>>332700283
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>>332694543
Space Hulks are horrifying in general without even needing nids.
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>>332700736
Yeah, sure. I wonder if we'll ever run into some other things that can be there. Some completely alien ships from beyond the known space, maybe? Disturbing statues, alien geometries, that kinda stuff.
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>2016
>you will never be a bio-genetically augmented warrior
>you will never feel the steady thumping of your bolter as it tears the enemies of mankind to shreds
>you will never travel the stars to march against xenos and traitors on exotic planets

feelsbadman.jpeg

At least I won't get eaten by Tyranids
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>>332690258
more like a dirty brit slag with chav accent
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Fuck I hate Space Marines, they're the single most fucking boring race in 40k next to the Necrons. Why does everything have to be fucking Space Marines?

Even within the Imperium the SoB and IG are a million times more likable and interesting.

Give me a fucking underworld Dark Eldar game already FFS.
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>>332701125
>SoB
>likeable
dude titty armour lmao

they're a joke faction
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>>332700878
>Not being able to destroy degenerate xenos faggots with a heavy bolter

I don't want to live anymore.
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>>332701125

Because they satisfy the cyberpunk/gothpunk and general epic-augment-ultimate-warrior itch
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>>332701331
>cyberpunk
the term is truly meaningless now
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>>332695290
when they'll add the orks
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>>332696246
I was thinking that.
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>>332694769
both games are made by french
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>>332701125
>"Why does everything have to be fucking Space Marines?"

Because that's what most people like. Yeah IG are cool as fuck, but don't be mad because no one wants to see faggy bdsm space elves as the face of the franchise.
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>>332699975
>Limited munitions

flashlights may be shit but it doesn't need ammos
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>not fighting for The Greater Good
Stay pleb Spess Muhreens.
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>>332701692
It eats batteries.

>>332701709
>customized Crisis suit piloting game NEVER
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>he thinks his gay CSM hero can beat Mephiston

good luck
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>>332701709
Oh you poor, ignorant blueberry.
If only you knew how doomed everything is.
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The correct answer is a single player game that has many shorter varied segments. Like the lone guardsman horror game, or the crisis suit fighting chaos, or a ork section where you can be part of a thousand strong ork waaagh. Being able to bounce around and enjotly the infinite depth that makes 40k so fucking beast for all of us.
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>Oh you poor, ignorant blueberry.
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>>332702071
>he doesn't know about the Warp
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>>332701709

Oh look, a bebby bluefish wants to sit at the grown-ups table.
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>>332701709
Fuck you, blue gooks!
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>Why does everything have to be fucking Space Marines?

Because they are a OP as fuck race designed for beginners and thus are the face of the franchise.
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>>332702173
I think he was laughing at the expression, not at the chaos guys.

Also great khorneholio best chaos god.
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>>332701125

Everyone stop getting mad at this anon, he's right.

We need more people to play xenos.

So we have plenty of stuff to kill with our Space Marine chapters.
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>playing Dark Crusade for the 511th time
>attack the big icy region before the Eldar Stronghold
>"the enemy has two bases"
>"the enemy force likely consists of elite infantry and vehicles"
>have a few minutes before a swarm of infantry and vehicles storm my base
>this goes on and on, only slows down for a minute or so every now and then
>starting position has like 2 strategic points
>finally an Avatar of Khain comes and wrecks the base

Anyone else ever experienced this?This aint the first time either. This fucking map.

I'll make another attempt later and try to git gud.
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>>332701125
>Dark Eldar

look at this cocksucker
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>>332702173
I-I was just laughing at the expression
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>>332702621
I apologize.
Taufags are usually more defensive.
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>>332702221
What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of our superior technology ass raping your pathetic, primitive "technology"

Do you even ai?
Primitive, superstitious beings.
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>>332702491
You have to farm honor guards, then rush to destroy 1 base with them, then you go for the other one.
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>>332701125
>Why does everything have to be fucking Space Marines?

Because 40k fanboys legitimately have no taste and the GW's writers are constantly engaged in a giant Space Marine circlejerk (which is why for example eldar codexs are about them being curbstomped by Space Marines everywhere they go and how some lone space marine punches an avatar into unconciousness then drowns him in a river of shit) It's like how Khorne is the most popular Chaos faction despite being fucking boring as shit red Space Wolves.

Doesn't help that every fucking starter kit out there is space marines and space marines are legitimately the most overpowered 40k race gameplay wise as well (3+ saves, cheap as shit, heavy weapons out the ass for essentially no cost). Yes other races can dominate, but only in very specific situations, a mediocre space marine player can take down a skilled Tau or Eldar or whatever player with not that much trouble.
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>>332702858
SAY THAT TO MY FACE, MOTHERFUCKER!
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>>332690258
The start was great then she put on a deep retarded voice and ruined it
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The song in the trailer is modelled after bullfight songs. Kinda makes sense when you think about it.
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The air around you crackles and fizzes with arcane energies as you materialize into a cacophony of explosions and clouded dust swirls around you. As the haze in your field of vision clears, the HUD in your Tactical Dreadnought Armor helmet begins to track multiple buildings and shapes in front of you, Chaos cultists of Slaanesh judging by their garments and iconography, and you take a half-moment to flex your left hand and feel the satisfying thrum of your powerfist before unleashing the Emperor's Judgment on the poor fools standing before you.

You immediately pause when you start to process the full scene, and realize that all of the cultists are baring their nether regions, and were in the process of furiously tugging their genitals when you arrived. An unfamiliar feeling begins to creep into the back of your mind, and you fight the compulsion to take a step backwards away from the amassed group of heretical filth that are howling in hedonistic glee, completely ignorant of your presence.
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>>332692941

>Nids look retarded, but that's obviously not Streum's fault.

It very easily could be. A lot of this is probably coming about literally from them going "Just recreate the miniatures in high-detail exactly as they appear", resulting in stupid stuff like a detail on a miniature meant to convey an action, like a tongue constantly flickering in and out, being interpreted as a permanent feature of the creature, giving us these tongue-lolling idiotic looking Genestealers.

Top it off, they've been given a lot of creative leeway with padding out the sorts of enemies for the player to deal with beyond normal purestrain genestealers and stuff like broodlords, and they've squandered it on things like 'regular genestealers with icky glowy pods on their back'. Gee, I wonder what those things do when they get close: explode?
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Main concern is enemy variety this is gonna be another vermintide

Are there sub species of genestealer?
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>>332694734

>but the true threat is supposed to be the sheer numbers they send your way

I think we're interpreting the data here completely differently.

12,000 Genestealers sure is a lot, but versus 1,000 Space Marines (including a company of 100 veterans, a good portion of which were equipped with Terminator armor), they only left 50 alive.

And these aren't some bumfuck third founding chapter, these are the fucking Blood Angels, the same assholes who will go into a blind blood rage when a heroic last stand is needed - which in the setting of a derelict space hulk, probably happened a LOT.

12 to 1 are the sort of odds that Space Marines are supposed to excel in countering.
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>>332704025
There are varying degrees of genestealerness.
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BUT HOW WILL I KNOW IF MY LEGS ARE OK IN THIS GAME????? PLZ RESPOND
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>>332704395

Painting this shit right now.

Aberrants are hard to get to look right.
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>>332703678

You instinctively raise your storm bolter, but you cannot snap free of whatever feeling is growing within you. As your ceramite plated finger begins to pull on the trigger, you again freeze, this time due to the arrival of another target on your helmet's HUD. The image is unmistakable, as a fully corporeal daemonette walks towards you, slowly, sensually, the foul creature's bountiful breasts fully exposed and responding to every step with a concerted, playful bounce.

Centuries of warfare experience kick in, and you ready your bolter's sights on the new threat within an instant. You catch a glimpse of something swaying between the alluring daemon's legs, and although the sight is not unfamiliar in your previous battles against the forces of Chaos, seeing the thick purple member throbbing in the air steals your attention for more than you would normally allow.
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>>332688527
>New Streum-On game
My Legs are Ready.
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>>332702858
>no melee combat
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>>332702731
Does that mother fucker have a crab claw arm?
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>>332705318
The Dark Gods grant such wonderful gifts to those that serve well!
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>>332702858
That sure will help you when the bayonet starts jabbing at you

wait
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>>332699975
The Codex Astartes would support this game.
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>>332702858
>>I can't hear you over the sound of our superior technology ass raping your pathetic, primitive "technology"
>tau actually belive this.
Nigger, the imperium litteraly set fire to the entire area of space that the tau tried to take over in the third sphere.
The imperium is so advanced it can set fire to the fucking VACUME OF SPACE. Tau aren't advancmed, their just the only ones who actually have room to improve and are actually trying to do so.
Also
>Blueberry thinks it's advanced
>it hasn't even finished science yet
>it hasn't even broken literal gods up into pieces yet
>it's guns don't destroy things at an atomic level yet
>but it still thinks it's advanced
>mfw
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>>332704848

You clench your jaw and attempt to quickly recite the Litany Against Fear silently in your mind, but can scarcely finish the half of it before your concentration breaks and you realize the daemonette is now with melee range of you. You try to fight through the haze growing in your mind, and scream at your hand to fire your storm bolter into the heresy before you, but your finger refuses the command. Your mind races for explanation, for resistance, for the familiar instinct of combat and battle to take control and complete the task at hand, but your entire body suddenly feels as if the unsupported weight of your armor were bearing down upon it.

The daemonette slowly reachs out and tenderly claws at your extended arm, her tongue sliding forward and wrapping around the still barrels of your storm bolter. You are immobilized, and rushes of powerful, alien emotions flood your mind and body. You feel a tangible rise in temperature within your suit. The daemon begins to reach up for your helmet, the softest whispers of velvet and dreams traveling from her soft lips in a dark yet soothing voice.
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>>332704765

My local shop did a day where you made your own deathwatch guy, made up some rules and played the game with them. Was pretty fun

I went full retard and made this guy, hammer with a combi-melta, storm bolter and predator style shoulder mounted plasma gun

The deathwatch shoulder pad is on the wrong side as the shopkeeper told me the wrong side REEEEEEEEE
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>>332699337
God damn that's metal as fuck. Pity what they turned WFB into
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Will we ever find a better faction than the Orkz?
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>>332706416
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>>332701709
Anon, did you screenshot a picture on your phone? In fucking 320x480 no less?
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What if the Necrons replaced the Reapers in Mass Effect?
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>>332706975
Oldcrons or newcrons?
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>>332706975
3 might had been a decent game
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>>332706735
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>>332706416

With a gentle tug and a hiss of escaping air, she removes your helmet. In the process of reaching the height of your head, she has nearly completely laid herself against your towering, armored body. You look upon the creature with your now unshielded eyes, and whatever foul force you suspect rendered you defenseless to the situation suddenly seems to intensify.

You see a small, malicious smile grow on the daemon's face, as she retracts her lengthy tongue from your weapon, and begins to send it traveling towards your face. As the very tip of it makes contact with your cheek, you feel a sudden burst of heat and indescribable sensation. So far gone is your focus of battle, that you fail to notice the encircling cultists that have begun to remove your armor section by section.
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>>332707276
Oldcrons.
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>>332704507
Anon, you are completely misinterpreting it. They killed 12,000 genestealers. How many of them did they not kill? How many were they desperately trying to retreat from? Just because each marine, on average, took down 12 before he fell doesn't mean that's all there was. There are multitudes more than that. A single vessel can hold 20,000+ people before it fuses with hundreds of other similar vessels (space hulks rival the size of small moons). There can be any number of thousands of stealers, daemons, orks, chaos cults, or a combination of them on board.

Secondly, there was a second part I listed in the explanation, which was genestealer ambushes. The old space hulk game used to love demonstrating that, like a terminator firing down a flooding corridor when one bursts through a metal grate behind him and kills him. The story itself says that the BA were doing fine for the first waves of stealers, but then the stealers started using tactics, which would include the cramped, darkened terrain and ambushes. That's when the BA were fucked.

And that's on board a space hulk, which is a dozen times more difficult to navigate than open ground or a city. Have you forgotten how many dozens to hundreds of space marine companies have died trying to cleanse the Ymgarl infestation (all unsuccessfully), which was open ground?

One quick look at >>332695685 shows you what it's like to fight against them on a Space Hulk. Completely outnumbered, and outflanked. Reaching an objective is just a matter of attrition and sacrifice.
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>>332706035
And they had better be in Eternal Crusade!
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>>332707968
Aren't Ymgarl genestealers "special" in that none of the hive fleets want them back into the fold?
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>>332708142
Yeah, they have this weird genetic instability that the Hive Mind worries might infect the rest of the nid species if they reintroduce them. That's the newer lore, anyways, when they wanted to give them separate rules from regular genestealers.
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>>332708261
I like it
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>>332708261
It bounces from fluffy and fun to memetastic and cringey and back. I enjoy watching it, but I wish it wouldn't have gone so far off the edge with Captain Sicarius, Dorn, etc. since a lot of people use it as an introduction to the lore and now think that's "only a slight exaggeration" from what they are.
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>>332707695

The daemonette's tongue continues to caress your face, traveling until it reaches your lips, leaving a trail of utterly irresistable ecstasy and warmth as it moves. Your inner desperation for escape and retribution begins to subside, surrendering to the oppressive force of desire now rising to the front of your mind. You cautiously open your mouth to take a deep, heavy, slow breath, and the daemon exploits the opening as her tongue slides inside of your mouth, wrapping itself around your own tongue.

You begin to give in, and your mind explodes with a firework-pattern of pleasure as you playfully flick your tongue against the daemonette's lips. A sinister, teasing giggle the daemon's mouth, and you feel her hand against your bear chest. You have been completely ignorant to the fact that the cultists have, by now, removed the entirety of your armor. The daemonette slowly and sensually pulls her tongue from mouth and pushes away from you, before slowly turning around and exposing her perfectly round, voluptuous, symmetrical buttocks towards you, looking back at you with a longing desire on her face.
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>>332703678
>>332704848
>>332706416
>>332707695
>>332709161
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>>332708261
Dorn a best.
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>>332703030

>how some lone space marine punches an avatar into unconciousness then drowns him in a river of shit

Avatars are around Greater Daemon tier and they get their shit pushed in all the time.

>Doesn't help that every fucking starter kit out there is space marines and space marines are legitimately the most overpowered 40k race gameplay wise as well

Haha, no.

SM have traditionally been mediocre in 40k, usually getting shit on by Xenos armies.
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>>332709161
>The daemonette's tongue continues to caress your face, traveling until it reaches your lips, leaving a trail of utterly irresistable ecstasy and warmth as it moves.
Yeah, it's called gouging the shit out of your face, and it actually sucks, you drug-addled filth.
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>>332709327
Ignore the heresy.
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>>332709362
I dunno, that guy seems to be having a pretty good time.
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>>332709362
>daemonette is digging it's fingers under his face
Well that's horrifying.
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>>332688527
>posting that trailer
>not this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyfId5ukbwI
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>>332709516
>look at the face of this man cutting off his own hand on PCP
>he seems to be having a pretty good time
>thus, cutting off your hand while on PCP is a good idea
Drug. Addled. Filth.
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>>332709656
>posting that trailer
>not this one
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=YROOgLD-wtU&video_start=0&audio=nOr0na6mKJQ&audio_start=8
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>>332707707
So we trade boring "unknowable" machine monsters for other boring "unknowable" machine monsters?
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>>332709656
Holy shit.
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>>332709656
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Play this with ultimate apocalypse and you will find all the 40k vidya you need
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>>332709828
>"unknowable"
They exist to reap. That's it. Whatever they were before doesn't matter. Nothing unknowable about a race of living metal machines that harvest life every x years for their masters then go back to sleep
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>>332710059
>dem IG leman russ variations
>all the baneblade flavors
>transports
>nukes
>titans

It's great
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New to 40k, don't the Dark Angels kill a bunch of people who betrayed their legion? Think they'll show up in the game?
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>>332691402
This shit has been in production for like 8 years now they should quit by this point
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>>332695290
When they will patch it, playing MoN is getting boring.
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>>332710289
What?
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>>332707498

Kind of surprising to see this posted here

>>332710289

Yes, they're constantly on the hunt for betrayers they've termed The Fallen. They prioritize the capture of them over everything else.
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>>332709161

Without the assistance of thought or will, you watch helplessly as your thick muscular arms reach forward and grasp the daemonette by the hips. The sudden act is met with a soft moan of false surprise from the daemon, as she closes her eyes and allows a smile to spread across her face. The daemonette earnestly pushes her rear end against your exposed penis, and begins slowly grinding up and down.

As if in some bizarre dreamlike state, you continue to watch the scene unfold, as your hands move lower until you are fully palming each of the daemonettes unfathomably soft and full butt cheeks. You slowly spread them apart, exposing her tight, inviting, dark purple-hued anus, which begins to dilate and close rythmically with your breathing as the daemonette lowers herself towards your firm member.
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>Tfw Imperial Guard is your favourite faction because you just fucking love the idea of ordinary humans kicking the shit out of super powered beings.
>Tfw Imperial Guard is HUMANITYFUCKYEAH personified.
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>warscythan
>nano scarab repairan
>tanking the whole wave every wave
>toot toot, this rape train has no breaks
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>>332696178
I agree, we need to be on the lookout for Heresy
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>>332688527
>posts a cinematic trailer
>Looks like a good game

No you fucking dunce it's a good trailer.

I'll wait til I see gameplay
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>>332709656
way, way better
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>>332704848
>>"seeing the thick purple member throbbing"

NOPE.
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>>332688527
>Cholorap
It's like the lowest form of music imaginable.
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>>332693064
That video isn't good though. The developers got pissed off.

Watch it again. Recoil was turned off. AI stuff was turned off. Lots of shit was made easier. Developers said they were thinking about firing the PR team because of that crap.
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>>332710289
The Fallen Angels have no connection to the Space Hulk (either in the board game or this vidya, which is based on it). So no, don't expect any of them in the game.

But yes, the DA do hunt for them pretty much all the time - but since they are a 1st founding legion, they have to do a lot of imperial obligations in between, so they made dozens hundreds of successor chapters to do the hunting for them.
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>>332710515
>Pay2win personified
>10 burgers for a character in a small 2-map survival mode
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>>332701874
Abaddon will kick his ass. Mephiston doesn't have a ++ save, is only T4. Even with Quickening, Blood Sword and Force he isn't good enough. He would need 3 Initiative to beat Abaddon to the hits and it's unlikely they'll outright kill him.

Abaddon only needs one hit to land and Mephy is dead due to Instant Death.
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>>332710526
Greetings Son of Guilliman, have you seen any Alpha Legion traitors around?
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>>332710647
I didn't hear about that (although I did hear they were mad about an early release somewhere). If that was the case though, why don't they just release some gameplay footage on their own terms? They've done private demos and PR copies yet nothing public.
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>>332710719
but necron was free for an entire fucking week.
you just had to go and grab it on the store.
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>>332710695

I could possibly see a Fallen being on board looking for loot or in stasis or something.
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>>332710719
>he paid for free DLC
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>>332710876
WHat the fuck was this?
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>>332710261
I just want a Mechanicum army and knights in it
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>>332694741
THE EMPORER PROTECTS!!!
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>>332702228
>OP as fuck race

No. Space Marines are only OP as fuck when they're the protaganoists. They get their asses handed to them when they're the antagonists. It's the same as capeshit.

Hulk can beat Gods when the writers want him to. Yet he regularly gets owned by weaker people and is the cross-over punching bag for Superman. Another example is Squirrel Girl beating Thanos, defeating Galactus and other crap.

In Damocles Crusade and Damocles Warzone, Space Marines were raped by Tau extremely hard.
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>>332710884
Any Fallen not named Cypher would be dead in under an hour on board a stealer-infested space hulk. I don't oppose to Chaos/Fallen DLC though.
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Anyone hear played Battlefleet Gothic beta?

What's your thoughts? Do you think the game will have enough to actually hold up for a while?

I'm debating between Battlefleet Gothic or Stellaris.
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>>332704761
You have an armour display to show if your legs are damaged or not. So, you go by that. I dunno if the game will say if they're damaged like E.Y.E thou.

However, the last time I played a game that had leg damaging was Operation Flashpoint. If your legs got injured, you should just give up and restart.
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>>332688527
SLOWEST OF THE POKES
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>>332695290
Yea, it's pretty mediocre so far. Handles more or less like Space Marine.

My biggest complaints are some of the maps are really bad. The Customization menus are poor as well, before you could change your loadout ingame, now you have to do it before you play.
The graphics are alright but everything is so BRIGHT. In the grimdarkness of the future there is only BLINDING LIGHT. It's ridiculous.
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>>332710437
Why is it surprising? I'm not him, but I wrote a tickle fetish semi-erotic fic back when /wst/ was just starting for some anon with a tickle fetish.

He even invited me into his tickle fetish forum. They were just rude and said my fic wasn't great. Well duh, I never wrote something like that before and it was like 4am.

>>332710719
It was free for a fucking week, idiot. All you had to do which click "Install".
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I love HMK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwdYft29hSE
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>>332711009
>No. Space Marines are only OP as fuck when they're the protaganoists.
Name a single space marine-protagonist game/book/other media that did not involve all space marines except the individual protagonist being slaughtered all over the place? Every book starts with a cast that gets swiftly whittled down to 1-3 survivors by the end. Heck, Grey Knight started with the protag's squad getting butchered to a man, leading to his doubts that nearly lead him to being the first Grey Knight to convert to Chaos.
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>>332710469

As the daemonette's anus makes contact with your iron-hard erection, your entire body is flooded with waves of alternating warmth and numbing bliss. The creature lets loose another soft giggle and moan as she begins to increase the pressure and you feel yourself about to penetrate her.

A sudden thundering crack of lightning and wind suddenly yank you back to reality. With your newfound freedom of will and returned senses, you see familiar hulking forms as shadows in a cloud of debris and residual energy ahead of you, behind the mob of cultists and daemon. An entire squad of your battle brothers, all clad in Tactical Dreadnought armor, brandishing thunder hammers and storm shields, have teleported into the midst of the heretical scene.

Without a moment's delay, blurs of motions fill your vision, as the Terminators begin swinging their weapons in large swathes, sending explosive waves of gore and limbs flying in all directions. Within mere seconds, the cultists all lay slaughtered, and the squad's sergeant rounded onto the daemonette, now hissing in raw unbridled spite at the Space Marine. With a single, massive swing, the sergeant brings down his hammer onto the daemon's head, crushing the being into a knee-high pile of pulp and blood.
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>>332711041
>not getting both

BFG is more traditional RTS. Stellaris is x4. BFG is fun, but since the beta only had half the factions in it and no campaign, it was difficult to gauge.

It was fun though. Stellaris looks great though. Looks like old Master of Orion.
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>>332710469
you forgot the part where SM don't ave members
you had to make the daemonette grow him one
ONE JOB
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>>332711373
I likely will get both. But I'll probably get one first then the other some time later. I'm trying to decide which to buy first.
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>>332711479
>you forgot the part where SM don't ave members
But they do. They are chemically sterile from all the augmentations, but they don't surgically remove genitals outside of your trashy headcannon.
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>>332711313
Deathwatch: Ignition.
Deathwatch video game.

That's not my point. My point is, Space Marines are insanely powered dudes when the fluff wants them to be. Same as any other faction. You read the Necron Codex and it will have maybe one or two events mentioning a Necron loss, the others will be insane victories. Same shit for every other faction.

If the writers want Space Marines to win the battle, they'll win it. If they don't, they won't. Hence my example of the Tau raping hundreds of Space Marines, millions of IG, tens of thousands of tanks, Knight Titans and so on.
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>>332711479
>Expecting fanficfags to know anything about anything
Might aswell do a Kill la Kill crossover
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>>332711634

>they are chemically sterile

Even that isn't confirmed. They've never been stated as such and it's entirely likely Space Marines could have children, they just have no desire to.
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>>332711540
I think Stellaris is out first, no? April the something? I know BFG was delayed till April 21st. With Warhammer Total War delayed till 24th May.

Which is a surprise. SEGA is usually anal about release dates, so either something was really wrong with it, or CA have begged for SEGA for more time so nobody entering the TW series thinks that bugs are some rare thing in Total War (see Rome 2).
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>>332711734
So it takes a shitton of time, money and whatfuckelse just to make 1 space marine when they could just breed 'em? Yeah, okay
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>>332711634
>trashy
are you calling me a sloot
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>>332711273

Surprising because I was one of pair who commissioned that picture and that Anon you're talking about.
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>>332711851

No, their Space Marine genes are contained entirely within their geneseed, which means they wouldn't pass it along by natural reproduction, fuck-o.
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>>332711342

You fall to your knees, and you feel strength slowly returning to your powerful body. As you rise up, trying to process the full measure of what had just transpired, you hear the heavy armored footsteps of your battle-brothers approaching. You look up to see the entire squad lined in front of you, expressionless faces of their helmets all looking upon your naked, disarmed form. The cogs of your mind turn, and you grasp the ugly truth; the reality of the heresy you just moments ago became a part of. The sergeant, front and center to you, looks to his left and right, meeting the helmeted gaze of each Terminator, before giving the slightest of nods, and raising his hammer high. You understand what will happen next, and close your eyes, taking in one last deep, fresh, breath of air. You have failed the Emperor, and such failure can be met with only one fate. You open your eyes just in time to see the face of a thunder hammer, advancing towards your skull.

At least you didn't get eaten by Tyranids.
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>>332711946
>Geneseed
What do you think is sperm, genius?
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>>332711479
>>332711696
>>332711634
>>332711734
Space Marines have penises. They still need to piss and shit. Space Wolves also have sex. They have 'orgies' with the Fenrisian Women on Fenris. Which is often joked that they're just fucking Wolves, not fucking women.

So, stop claiming shit when there is more evidence to suggest they have sex and have penises than don't. Hell, there is one story of a Space Marine falling in love with Slaanesh because he sees him/her/it. Before all that, he sees hundreds of hot naked women and it says something like "Though he has been conditioned to not think about such things, he is still a man..." or some crap.
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>>332711342
>not corrupting the SM into a daemonette
erection ruined
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>>332712050

...

Look up Progenoids, moron.
Why are you talking about 40k when you know so little about it?
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>>332711685
>Deathwatch
Alright, granted. I want to say that doesn't count because they have such small casts to begin with, but I don't want to be overly picky. Deathwatch itself is usually an all or nothing deal anyways, like in D:OK with the previous team being killed but Cassius' surviving. But yeah, I see your point. It doesn't help that the specifics of their ability are fairly amorphous too.

>>332711734
Right. I usually say "are most likely chemically sterile," but slipped this time. I like to think that Salamanders have children. They do, after all, spend huge amounts of time with their families and directly rule over and interact with their planet. It's not unheard of for a small few of them to go one step farther, even in curiosity.

>>332711851
Just because I cut off your arm doesn't mean your kids are going to be born armless. Similarly, just because an organ is implanted in someone doesn't mean that person's kids are going to be born with extra organs.
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>>332712072
my fucking GM lied to me
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>>332711895
Hah. That was a fun fic I wrote. I stopped doing it. Dropped the trip as well. Probably a good thing, I heard /wst/ got shitposted off the board and died. I miss Lewd Anon.
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>>332712050
Not geneseed.
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>>332693064
> Prosciutto Ferrari Cappuccino Fagiolini Spaghetti.
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>>332712072
>half the people you are quoting say that marines do have penises and can have sex
>tells them to "stop claiming shit" and listen to your shit that agrees with them
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>>332712184
I'm surprised geedubs hasn't released proper schematics and drawings of the geneseed and organs used to create a Space Marine and we only have fan drawings.
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>>332711829
Stellaris isn't out till May 9th. It doesn't even have a price yet on Steam, oddly enough. I might pick up Battlefleet First I think, it'll likely be the cheaper game.
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>still no 40k mmo
>still no tabletop style videogame

fucking why
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>>332712439
>still no tabletop style videogame

Gotta sell dem overfuckingpriced models m8
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>>332712159
That's cool anon. I knew what your point was as well. Space Marines DO die, but I mean, if the writers want them to win. Like Battle of McRage, then they will win. They do lose stuff in the process. Which is then totally forgotten about. Cause like 20 years later they have a full Chapter invasion of Damnos. Good ol Ultrasmurfs.

>>332712171
It's just not a subject that's brought up very often. It's the same meme that SoB don't have sex, yet there is novels of them doing such things. Hell, in the recent Beast Arises series, it talks about a 60 year old female Inquisitor who has regular sex with her bodyguard, who's like 30. It also talks about how the Ecclesiarchy head likes to have sex with young women every night and morning.
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>>332712439
Because it would cut into model sales and we obviously can't have that.
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>>332712072

The SW stuff could very well be referring to before they become Space Marines.

>>332712176

Good to know you at least had fun doing it. I vaguely recalled you having a trip. Can't say I recall what happened to /wst/, think I stopped going to them after you wrote that story.
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>>332712307
I know, I was just including them to reinforce their position. People will follow the chain. Sorry anon.

>>332712357
They have. It's in the Space Marine codex. A vivisection of a Space Marine.
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>>332712609
Which edition?
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>>332712171
That's what GMs do. Don't believe their lies.
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>>332712609
>A vivisection of a Space Marine.
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>yfw Eternal Crusade is actually fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNLMW-B7fus
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>>332703030
>tfw no Gaunt's Ghosts vidyagaem
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>>332712486
They're not overpriced though. If we ignore the fact that a fair price is what the market will pay, which is capitalism at work, they're not more expensive than many others.

Other than Mantic, everything else works out more expensive. GW aren't the best, but they're good price for quality. In 2000, a regular tactical marine box, if applied with inflation, would be £2.50 (so $4 roughly) cheaper. However, in those 16 years, the Marines have been given more options in heads, weapons and shit.

Other than that, you're right. They need to shift models. Which is why Total War: Warhammer has been greenlighted, despite CA wanting to do this for about 15 years.
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>>332712486
>>332712528
i doubt people who play tabletop would just abandon their hobby because a vidya version came out
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>>332712715
I will forever remember this advice
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>>332712804
Do all power weapons fuck up vehicles or is it just thunder hammers and storm shields?
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>>332693275
Depends on the chapter. Some have fast ass termies, while the really fast chapters dont use them, i.e white scars
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>>332712804
Do they have a planned release date? I can't be fucked with early access anymore
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>>332712652
6th and 7th, I think. It looked like this.

>>332712592
Possible, but I'm sure it was mentioned that they were Space Marines are that point. As for the fic, yeah it was fun. I enjoyed it back then. Wish I could draw desu.
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>>332713053
Yep, that's the point of giving your Commissar a power saber; so he can rip open that filthy pile of scrap orks call a tank.
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>>332712072
Not disagreeing with you on the point, but "orgy" has a denotation that is not "sexual orgy." A big, wild party that involves drinking and fighting is an orgy. A bunch of native american indians singing, screaming, and dancing around a fire pit before war is an orgy. Using an orgy to describe a fervent, reckless, and passionate celebration doesn't automatically translate to having sex it doesn't exclude it either, of course.

Just saiyan.
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>>332713226

Writing is a pretty nice skill to have under your belt. As far as fetish stuff goes I lament the fact that my particular tastes don't have many good writers since stories can provide interaction between characters that pictures can't.
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>>332712072
Space Yiffs are Chaos spawn. Don't confuse them with Loyalist chapters.
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