Have you signed yet /v/?
>>332679148
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/708/952/914/activision-blizzard-please-remove-guns-from-your-game-%22overwatch.%22/
>>332679148
No. It's a MOBA shooter. Taking guns out of a shooter is stupid. Speaking of stupid I hope these dumbfucks know we can still rotate Tracer's model around and stare at her butt.
>>332679520
>>332679520
is joke.
>>332679520It's a troll to see how far Blizzard is willing to go.
>>332679148
Where everything started.
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20743015583?page=1
over/under on these idiots moving on to some other """outrage"""? i give it another 3 days
>>332679148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSVGQXQStKE
Nice intro.
>>332679602
>>332679619
>>332679660
You're replying to what must be baitas am I
>>332679148
Almost 6k motherfuckers!
>>332679148
Why does the goal keep increasing
>>332679148
Yes this game is pretty offensive.
>>332680469
You are missing the point, anon.
People baiting with this and other people baiting the people who are baiting with a bait, pretty meta
This is actually brilliant, except for the fact it's clearly worded as a joke and Blizzard will easily be able to ignore it.
Do it for little Bruce Activision-Blizzard
>>332679148
I wonder how would be a fps game without guns? what gameplay could it offer?
>>332681887
a new and innovative gameplay
>>332681887
Mirrors Edge
>>332679148
How are we going to make change if we can't even hit 6000 signatures in an online petition?
>>332681887
Punching each other to death.
>>332681887
Chivalry?
>>332681887
grenade fightts
>>332679148
>tfw signed
>tfw this will kill blizzard
What if they just replace the pose she already had with one that's completely identical except now she's sticking her tongue out or something. There, now it "fits the character."
>>332682219
You think 6k signatures will make a difference? You think 100k signatures will make a difference?
>>332681887
Elebits style fps. It was a really good game 2bh pham
>>332682219
>tfw they will actually patch out all the guns
>tfw replaced for melee weapons
>>332679148
>She-character
How do they know she identifies as a "she"? Mind your pronouns shitlords
>>332682350
Not with that attitude
>>332682350
If one forum post can get a pose removed then why can't 6k signatures change something?
So how much you FAGGOTS want to bet they'll make an April fools joke about this?
>>332681887
Chivalry
Mount and Blade
I support this endeavor merely in the hopes that it will give Blizzard a headache.
>>332682331
>sticking tongue out
>not sexual
Fucking misogynist
>>332682619
>April 1st
>KEK WE'VE REMOVED ALL THE GUNS AS PER PETITION WE'RE SO CONSCIENTIOUS
>April 2nd
j/k lol
>>332681378
Seriously this. Who cares about ActiBlizzard trash.
>>332681887
>what is dark messiah, chivalry, dishonored, zeno clash
I want neo-v to die.
>>332682130
>fps
>first person shooter
>you don't shoot
>>332682893
it's a game genre
>rts
>>332682841
Please read >>332682893 and fuck off.
>>332682619
Fug it's gonna happen.
>>332682893
>what is a bow
>>332682985
you can shoot in 4/4 of those games, but that's not the main focus of the games, retarded asshole shitter
I want neo-v to die.
>>332682619
>neogaf won't get the joke until blizzard has absolutely spoiled the joke and admitted it
i still want this to happen.
>>332682893
>fps
>not first person stabber
Fuck you, nigger.
>>332681887
(Cross)bows only.
Gee, that was hard.
>>332682893
its a joke you fucking mong
> FPS but instead of shooting you play tag or capture the flag or War with Overwatch characters
Shit, I'd play it.
>>332679148
Such a missed opportunity to go full "think of the children" by mentioning your "8-yo daughter being negatively affected by guns".
>>332683158
If it's not the focus then you can't call it an FPS, mentally ill faggot.
>>332682452
Yes, then we will petition against those too. We will petition this game until it is nothing but squares running around and dong nothing and then we will petition against THAT too.
We will even petition against the very name of the game because the Watch part of the title might be offensive to the blind and Over implies being on top which implies rape.
We will petition until this filth ceases to even exist!
>>332679148
I have no intention of buying this game, and unlike half the people who've signed this petition, that means I recognize I shouldn't sign.
>>332681887
Splatoon. But instead of shooting you throw paint filled balloons.
>>332682893
>archer class
>first person slaughter*
>>332684042
>instead of shooting
>FPS
>>332684037
Yet another idiot who doesn't get the joke.
>>332684198
first person splatter
>>332681887
Engage your opponents in conversations about intersectional feminism's place in a modern patriarchal society. At the end of every match, everyone's declared a winner to avoid hurting anyone's feelings.
The collector's edition of the game comes with a free pair of pruning shears to cut your dick off with.
I signed it
>blocks your signature if it includes bad words like 'fuck'
>Nigger is somehow okay
Which one of you faggots
>I know you'll do the right thing Blizzard. My parents were killed by a gun toting sex symbol. Every time I think of your game it sends me back to the moment when she struck an over the shoulder pose with her guns still smoking from having shot both my mom's husband and my father's wife.
>>332685463
Anon, the entire thing is full of troll posts and idiocy, it's quite amusing really.
>>332679148
>we in the gaming community
>>332682036
Did you even play it?
>I'm offended by hair. Please remove all hair from all characters regardless of species or gender. Thank you! Together we can make Overwatch great again!
Confess, who did this.
>>332682779
The only people at Blizzard I feel sorry for is the CS team. They've been historically great at what they do, and it's a damn shame every other aspect of Blizzard can't be more like them.
>>332681887
Remember that Xbox commerical with everyone playing cops and robbers? Basically that.
>>332681887
Super 3D Noah's Ark
>>332685463
>having shot both my mom's husband and my father's wife.
Kekking hard at the double-cuck jeopardy here.
>>332681887
Hugs. We hug each other to death
>>332681887
devils daggers
>>332685802
Now I want a team deathmatch FPS where every character just holds up finger noises and makes exaggerated gun noises like "PTEW PTEW" and then overdramatically flails to their death when hit
>>332682779
Fucking this.
Those faggots need to learn a lesson.
You don't fuck with /v/.