>play video games all day, no other hobbies
>accidentally get a girlfriend, I hope I can finally end this video game madness
>she actually digs it, but is horrible at games, so she just wants to watch all the time
>whenever I even get close to finishing a game, she buys another one I'm supposed to play for her
>our realtionship is now that she watches me play video games
>I don't even get random blowjobs like in people's stories, she just likes to watch me play them
I have become the very personification of Let's Plays. My life is over, I'll spend the rest playing video games for her. I don't know how to feel about this.
replace her with an onahole. Heat it up for 15 seconds in the microwave first then lube it up.
>>332648963
Like usual, first post is 100% correct
>>332648609
ree
>>332648963
first post, best post
>>332648963
>>332648609
I did the same thing, but got my girlfriend hooked on Xcom and Morrowind for a while. We have two laptops, so it works. I think she's on Darkest Dungeon now.
>>332648609
Ask her to give you random blowjobs sometimes
>>332648963
/thread
>He fell for the girlfriend meme
>>332649063
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>>332649361
that looks a lot like samefagging, that post wasn't even that funny
>3DPD
>>332649304
I got her to play Dark Souls 2 for a while, but she stopped after finishing half of the game. Then she bought a WiiU and played Wind Waker, but stopped after half of it and now I have to play that one, too.
>>332649309
Sounds like a plan. I'll do it.
