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Why is this true?
>>332632351
Fuck off retard. All Nintendo games are both marketed and played by toddlers.
>>332632351
Not really true
Both of them are marketed to children and played by children and manchildren only.
Whoever made this image desperately wanted to feel better about themselves.
>>332632351
because kids are faggots.
>>332632703
At least try to hide your underage.
Being adult means doing anything you want, and not caring about the opinions of others/
>>332632351
>something something... kids just want to grow up quickly... something something... you don't realise what you had till it's gone.
>>332632351
Prove it OP
>>332633081
/v/ always confuses the "talks about it" crowd with the "plays it% crowd, thinking theres an 1:1 overlap between them too
>>332632351
Because Pokemon's main audience can't access imageboards to shitpost quite yet.
>>332633081
Diamond and Pearl was over a decade ago. That's only a bit more relevant than posting the demographics of Red and Blue.
Adults don't care looking childish.
Children want to be adults.
>>332632351
>using playstation controllers for a ds game
bullshit
someone post that touhou vs CoD pic
>>332634806
>He doesn't emulate DS games on a flatscreen TV and use gamepads to play them.
>>332632703
Lurk more, retard.
>>332632351
But don't both of those people play both of those games?
>>332632351
It's not, both groups play both games
Why do you want to feel superior for playing a children's game, I don't get it
Because manchildren.
Why anyone would play Pokemon? It's the most boring autistic game ever made
childs that want to feel like adults and manchilds
>>332634275
This.
Adults don't care what they play as long as they enjoy playing the game.
For children and semi-adults it's an infantile form of expression and social statement what they play. I guess this counts also for people who play DS because of the 'oh it's so hardcore XDDD' meme.
>>332632351
Kids are edgy little shits
Teens who play Pokemon are just childish.
Do kids still play Pokemon?
They always seem to be on tablets.
protip: even 12 year olds think of themselves as 'adults' and complain about 'children' (I assume they mean 10 year olds?) ruining their precious vidya
>>332637194
No assumptions but what if you was actually 12 years old yourself? Sometimes the internet can be frightening.
>>332632703
>>332632830
>>332632901
>>332636716
>>332636825
ITT the rising tide of underage and newfaggotry.
>>332637031
>calls other people edgy
>calls other people childish
Oh, the irony.
>>332636825
low brain power and no demand for reflexes
Pokemon and many jrpgs get fans because of this
>>332637664
Back to /vp/ faggot.
Pokémon is shit, if you played Red you already played the whole series.
This garbage should've died a decade ago at least, most rehashed shit ever.
>>332637632
are you scared of little kids, anon?
>>332635461
kek
Replace normal guy in the bottom right with a neckbeard in a fedora and it's true.
>>332637632
When I was 12 I played RuneScape. A year later I joined Rune Village and it was ran by a registered sex offender that had molested boys my age.
The Internet is terrifying.
>all these angry manchildren ITT
Just accept you are too casual for big boy pokemans
>>332632351
It isn't true though. That's just a broad generalization because your heard about few college kids playing it. Then you're that belief to find social acceptance in your immature lifestyle.
>>332640121
Except pretty much every college kid plays it.
Not even joking, I was once an edgy teenager like yourself. But then my current girlfriend got me into pokemon, and I realized the games are actually fun.
Anon, don't be afraid to grow up. There's nothing terrifying about being an adult. If you don't accept that, then you'll become one of those poorly-adjusted, bitter, old men who fantasize about high school constantly.
>>332640272
You can't turn my words on me.
>>332634275
>>332637029
>When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
-The motherfucking bible.
>Call of Duty
>marketed to adults
Right, because adults think Mountain Dew is a reasonable choice of drink
>>332640121
>>332640272
Millenials are manchildren you retard.
It should be
>Cod: for dudebros, played by kids
>Pokemon: for kids, played by manchildren
The first one can be changed for any generic fps/online focused game, the second for any nintendo game
Manchildren have this idea that since kids end up playing violent games aimed at teens and adults, it means those games are for kids.
Meanwhile, the manchildren play games aimed specifically at children, insisting it's okay because they're for "all ages," which is true but then they go and state they're more secure and mature for playing kid's games.
It's weird. And yeah, Eva is for teens, specifically teens who have trouble connecting with other people.
F T F Y
>>332640616
>still generalizing
PROTIP: I'm not even a fucking college kid. Stay mad, underagefriend.
>>332641236
Millenials shit on every other generation despite being the most retarded one.
Gen Z is going to actually grow up and overtake your bullshit, you know.
>>332640417
What an oppressive book
>>332632351
The man is a degenerate
The kid's parents are degenerate
This >>332640892
>>332632351
The guy playing pokemon needs a neckbeard, a cum-stained dakimakura and a shelf of katanas. Then it'll be accurate.
>>332640272
>I realized the games are actually fun
For about 5 hours. Then you realize they haven't significantly improved since 1996 and wonder why the Pokemon fanbase has no standards.
>>332637834
>if you played X you played them all
Did your mommy told you that eating one vegetable made you think you ate them all?
>>332641371
Yeah, that's kind of the way progress works. The new generation has better technology, better information, and better health.
They do better things and pave the way for the generation after them. That's how it's worked for tens of thousands of years.
Are you trying to rustle my jimmies? Because you're doing an incredibly poor job at it.
>>332642364
>he plays for the single player
Quit being retarded. Nobody fucking plays Pokemon for the campaign.
The fun is in the breeding and team-building. That shit never gets old.
>>332642370
That's how my mom viewed it.
She also swore I would die if I didn't start eating vegetables
>tfw science has proven that meat contains the same nutrients but with less fattening starches
Glorious grilled meat every day.
>>332642617
I buy every new pokemon, run though the campaign and never play it again.
I have never played a online battle.
>>332640417
>using the bible as the end all, be all source for how people behave
>>332642370
>Delusional Pokefag that thinks the series isn't recycled for every generation
Here's a spoiler for you faggot. In soon and moon you have to collect 8 badges from gym leaders while some dumb rival challenges you along the way. At the same time some evil organization is doing some retarded shit and you, somehow by youself, have to step up and defeat them. Lastly you go against the elite four.
There, just saved you 40 bucks and time as well.
>>332640417
*tips menorah
>>332642759
That's nice. But you're fucking retarded.
>>332637834
>This garbage should've died a decade ago
They don't keep making pokemon to appeal to existing pokemon fans. They're making pokemon for each new generation. Every pokemon game is some kid's first.
The series is for children. It always has been, it always will be. And as long as it keeps selling why change anything?
>>332642370
>Did your mommy told you
You post like a child. I'm sure that's a coincidence.
>>332642834
>being this vague
Oh, so every Zelda game is the same because you pick up a sword, put on a green uniform, use magic, and travel around collecting green money-rocks to buy arrows and bombs?
Fucking grow up, you moron.
>>332632351
Fixed.
>>332632351
Improved this for you senpai
>>332640417
You're a goddamn moron.
>>332643161
>Oh, so every Zelda game is the same
Yes.
Do nintendo fags really think it's ok to be 16+ years old and play Pokemon? Man you guys really never grew up. I grew out of Pokemon during middle school. Recently I had to pick up my niece from daycare, a lot of the kids were playing with pokemon cards, even my niece plays a little bit. These games are for children, if you have the urge to go in there and start playing with them, then you are nothing but a sick pedo.
>haven't played cod mp for years
>got blops3, it's fun bit no one talks
>first person to hear in game is some kid saying how good he is
>another kid starts dissing him
>next round they are still on my team and start talking which black ops is best and which cod they started with
>one says 'I would buy them if they made a remaster for xbox or make them backward compatible'
>they continue the banter
>mfw I want to mute them but want to suffer as well
>>332642517
Millenials are the first generation in many to have a lower life expectancy than their parents. Educate yourself my man.
>>332640417
>For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death
-The motherfucking bible, spoken by Jesus Christ himself
>>332643161
Pretty much, the only good zelda is a link to the past.
>>332643472
That's probably counting immigrants and aliens in America and European countries, which skew the data
>>332640417
>reading the bible
lmao
>>332643442
This is probably bait but there's a good reason that pokefags were exiled to their own special containment board
>>332643547
Swearing? On my 4chan? Say it ain't so, anon!
>>332643564you are fuckingcorrect
>>332643457
An old school friend of mine messages me on a regular basis to tell me just how much he wants to rebuy black ops 1 on his xbox one.
He still owns his 360 and copy of black ops, I really can't understand him.
>>332632351
>Why is this true?
No, nintendo basement dwellers force it to justify themselves.
It is just like MLP faggots.
>>332643687
>This is probably bait
No, I'm serious. To me playing Pokemon is the same thing as being a pony fag. Evey time you go into a Pokemon thread you find loli porn. It's one thing to hit up the occasional red/blue/yellow/silver/gold on your phone for nostalgia, but to play Pokemon for 400+ hours? You have fucking problems unless you are in middle school.
>>332632351
it's not.
you're really naive to think that Activision isn't 100% aware that children younger than the recommended age are one of their largest customer segments.
