WOW I HAD NO IDEA SHE'D ACTUALLY DO IT
They're the one's that are getting hea- I mean getting ahead
>>332601294
Who is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3z8UK-lmasJAM ALERTJAM ALERT
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
>this piece of shit goes for 250 dollars on amazon
>>332601294
and whats wrong with the filters?
>>332603176
that review was some good shit.
>>332602008
JUST LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU SICK PERVERT, PUTTING A POOR AND HELPLESS GIRL INTO SUCH A SLEAZY SITUATION
>>332603363
One of his best
>>332603463
>>332601294
Thinly veiled AVGN thread? Thinly veiled AVGN thread.
>Toxic Crusaders worst episode
>>332603463
I'm taking over this story!
>>332603621
that one gives me such secondhand embarrassment.
>>332603725
I'd fuck karate narrator.
>>332603725
>yfw the chicken mask guy was the exploding doormat salesman in Ricky 1
>get it?
![1415246139283[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mQpF5Dj.jpg "1415246139283[1].jpg")
>>332603176
Where did the hair go?
>Tfw AVGN will never be this good again
It hurts /v/... it really does.
>>332603621
I know
I respect Lloyd Kaufman and Troma a lot, but god he really shit the bed making that video with James. I think even James knew it was painfully unfunny, but didn't want to say anything about it since it's pretty much his filmmaking hero.
>>332603621
IT'D TAKE ME A LONG TIME TO BEAT OFF TO JUSTIN BIEBER
>that sharp drop in quality starting with Episode 100 when he stopped filming in 4:3
What happened?
>>332603725
>yfw based narrator kills feminist interloper who tried to hijack the story
>>332604481
>sharp drop in quality starting with Episode 100
Nah, it started with Kid Kool.
>>332601371
Oh god that was terrible.
>>332603621
>worst episode
Not while this and the Nerdy Turd exist.
>I've been looking for me--for you
MINEYCRAFTA
>>332604481
Same thing that happened to the rest of Youtube. All the charm of 4:3 home movies filmed with with poor quality cameras got replaced by snazzily lit HD faux professional videos.
>>332604682
I don't think there was a drop, there was a hole, and his latest reviews, while not exactly golden, they're better than fucking Ikari Warriors and Toxic Crusaders
>>332601294
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
>>332604883
man, can't even remember that format now. All I remember is being pissed off every time Youtube changed its layout (and still am).
The nixing of the 5-star system is still unforgivable. There was no reason to go to a gay facebook Like/Dislike other than not hurting peoples' feelings with low stars, which was half the fun.
>>332604868
can this guy just leave and make his own channel?
he completely assimilated the AVGN site with his shit
>>332601294
pinnacle of the AVGN
>>332604883
>evolution of dance is 10 years old
>>332604883
Once everyone got enough money to afford a Canon 60D and iphones it stopped being any fun, it always stops being fun when people feel like they need to control what's going on.
Remember those blocky as fuck 240p videos made with a 2005 cellphone camera? there was a very clear line between internet videos made by people with no resources but a shitty digital camera and people that made up for their higher production values, like, instead of using some fancy handcam and expensive stand to film a fucking vlog they were trying to do some creative shit with it.
All the best AVGN's are the ones where he's talking about vintage accessories and history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kBMscW_dVg
>>332605086
The like/dislike is the only change that actually made perfect sense. 99.99% of people just rated one star or five stars anyway, but you never knew what the distribution was by looking at the stars.
Seeing a 4.5 star video told you nothing about how many people disliked it. Now its very clear, X people liked this, Y people disliked it.
>>332604868
MIKEYKEKTA
>People complain about video games costing too much for such little content.
Imagine the poor fucker who bought PDWT for $100 back in the day.
>I DONT FINK SOOO
>>332604793
I want to like these 'guest' skits, because I know james likes this sort of thing, but they really aren't funny
also
>AS THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON BREASTS
>>332605373
They're the most fun and informative because they're longer than the average episodes where he takes on a single game, he's doing jokes from under his breath rather than stop and generating another combo.
I don't mind the episodes where he fights some guest like Bugs Bunny, Jason Vorghes and a Klingon, it always looks like they had fun doing those
>>332605578
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>332605578
you'd have to imply that someone was rich enough to own a 3DO back in the day, as well as for buying games for it, whatever the hell they were sold at.
>>332605632
>the actress from this never did porn
>just softcore stuff for TV
fuckballs
>>332605846
>GET ON THE STICK AND MAKE SOME BABIES FOR YOUR POOR OLD FATHER
>>332605716
Edit it.
>yfw a few years from now young Jamie Rolfe will ask her dad during dinner one day
>''daddy, what's a fuckball?''
>>332605945
did we ever find out whose nose this is
>Atari Jaguar
>X-Men
>Terminator
>Transformers
>Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
>Crazy Castle
>Super Pitfall
>Godzilla
>Wayne's World
>the four Castlevania videos
>Little Red Hood
>Street Fighter 2010
>Hydlide
>Ninja Gaiden
>Swordquest
>Pong Consoles
Season 4 is the best season. Only bad episodes were Odyssey and Winter Games.
>>332603463
YEAH BABY
>>332606164
>Winter Games
>bad
BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN
>>332606134
>look up the uncensored version of the shower scene
>the vintage quality makes the nudity barely visible anyway
>>332606164
>tfw i just watched season 4 yesterday
>It's a Mike & Ryan only video
>>332605754
>whatever the hell they were sold at.
The 3DO was $700 at launch
>>332606725
>It's a one person knows more about the topic and the third wheel awkwardly sits there nodding and going "yeah" video
when those dogs started clapping
it changed me forever
>>332607060
it is a life changing moment.
>Way back Retsupurae does a video for Plumbers.
>Can't wait to hear Diabeetus commentary on the whole thing.
>They stop just after the shower and don't pick it up again because it's offensive.
Fuck Slowbeef.
>>332607060
>IT'S AN INTAKE OF AN OUTTAKE!
>>332604793
I liked Shit Pickle. I didn't like the Nerdy Turd.
>>332607107
I miss Retsupurae.
Them mocking bad games like that underwater RE game was okay. Them mocking bad Kickstarters is okay. But fuck off with not making fun of bad LP anymore because it hurt peoples feelings.
>>332607298
Your opinions is shiiitpickle
>>332607306
>yfw the real monster is clancy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBMO8F1I-h4
>>332607306
They can get strikes now for taking people's reviews.
I'm still fucking mad they removed their Eternal Darkness RP making fun of that chick with autism. Luckily I found a mirror. They went from ripping on people who make shitty LPs to "oh my god our Sonic 06 LP is so baaaaad aiuuuuugh I didn't save again!"
>>332606725
I love James and Mike, aswell as Mike and Bootsy. Mike and Bootsy has a very calm feel to it but I like it.
But Mike and Ryan I cant watch
It must be so comfy to have so many vintage games and accessories to play that you've never played before ever.
YOU'RE DISGUSTING!
*punch*
>>332603621
It was terrible. So, so baaaaaaad.
>>332601791
sik jamz
>>332605846
...huh. Had no idea she had done softcore stuff. What I knew of was that, years before PDWT, she was on that all-female wrestling federation, GLOW. And it's 80s-tastic.
I had a link to a pic of it but it no longer works, sadly.
>>332605846
She does weird torture/wrestling porn these days.
I don't quite know how to explain it, nor do I remember the link. Maybe it was Clips4Sale.
>>332604883
>>332605342
>Early 2000s
>Tons of creativity and content from the massive Flash game/animation community
>Youtube was still interesting and all kinds of weird, interesting stuff could be found
>All of this done out of pure interest, not for money
>2007-now
>Let's Plays, vlogs, reaction videos
>All done by shitty e-celebs for profit, and countless copycats trying to be like them
>Entire Internet now dominated by smartphone culture, social media and stupid memes
I often wonder where it all went wrong.
>>332609818
Blame corporations and monetization.
>>332603621
The first half of it is really bad but then I think they find a little rhythm as they go on
>I take it he doesn't like AI
>What? I love AI! Look at those toilets!
>>332609183
I looked and found some videos of her wrestling porn. it's some weird shit. It has that creepy snuff film vhs quality thats hard to wank to.
>>332609818
Viral videos like Star Wars kid or La Caida de Edgar were hard to replicate, and people would try to do their own viral videos, and that's what made the creative juices flow, however once people realized that lps, reaction videos and vlogs, were a nice middle ground, because while they wouldn't be as popular as a viral video that had 7 million views, it wouldn't be a forgotten video with 43 views, and it wouldn't require as much effort to churn them out, and to bring in a new point of view, imagine it being pretty disappointing and frustating when someone makes a video that has never been able to break past 100 views, and resort to making vlogs and lps? It's either that or complain about it on places like 4chan
>>332609818
blame the capitalist mode of production
>>332610365
Yeah I remember it being just bad and fucking weird.
Didn't turn me on at least.
>>332610365http://www.youjizz.com/videos/embed/6037961
it reminds me a lot of gachimuchi. they must all have the same director.
>>332609183
>>332610365
>>332610458
What the fuck am I watching.
>>332610553¿ʇi ʇǝƃ
>>332610490
>>332610553
Should've just done regular porn 20 years ago.
>>332610692
That made me laugh way harder than it should have.
>>332604091
James never knew that the song was about his head. What a sad, sad story.
>>332610692
NO, I DON'T GET IT.
>>332610553
Seems like she looks alright for a 40+ woman. Any other screenshots to verify?
>>332610692
I don't fucking get it floating panda head
>>332610553
Why is porn on clips4sale always so goddamn expensive.
Always annoys me when it has that one video you can't find any torrents of anywhere else, but it's against my principles to pay for porn.
>>332611283
I hope no one actually pays for porn. that's just depressing.
>>332610692
NOO?!
>>332610490
I find it amusing that her rival on that one also used to be a wrestler.
(pic related. God bless 2000/2001 WCW, it was so bad)
...also, Jane herself admittedly still looks alright.
>>332611283
>Why is porn on clips4sale always so goddamn expensive.
Because they know desperate retards who do shit like buy porn tokens will get their videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05cLsf-a1T0
Elliot Rodger before Elliot Rodger.
>>332603621
Seriously and it wasn't even james fault that director was a total sperg.
>>332611428
you're naive as fuck
>>332605945
DONALD?!?!?
>>332604883
I mean I also think the real beauty was just the insane variety it had, you'd get introduced to so much insane new stuff. It just slowly became more and more homogenized with everyone doing the exact same shit, skits, then vlogs and now lets plays just came in to ruin what was left.
>>332605113
Its around when I stopped watching, mikes content is really garbage compared to james no matter how big his dick is.
>>332611283
>tfw try to watch porn
>go to xvideos
>40/20 minute borefests, 3 minute clips with no orgasm, 8 minute clip of a video you have to pay to see it full, and even then no orgasm
>video fades out right before the orgasm
>the orgasm is faked
>the guy won't shut the fuck up, moans more than the fucking girl he's fucking
>video has them fucking in all sorts of ways, but they never fucking orgasm
I fucking hate porn, whenever I look up porn videos I despair, because I know I'm not gonna make it through a single video because I'll get hopelessly bored and turn the video off, even if I skim past it to see if there's anything interesting I'll still only check 2 or 3 videos.
>>332610692
NO I DONT
>>332612147
My REAL problem is I am OBSESSED with giant tits but whenever you look up giant tits or huge tits or whatever you get a couple of milena velbas or leannes but then the vast majority of the models have regular tits and just put huge boobs on the title to make it sound better.
>>332612147
Are you new to porn? Maybe try going somewhere else than xvideos, there are plenty of full length videos you can stream everywhere.
>>332612147
The women scream like mules at times but Japanese porn really is the way to go. The beat ones are fellatio centered.
Try School girls Favorite Pacifier or Fellatio Inferno.
>>332612147
>camera slowly zooms in on the guy's taint
>>332606083
*Jayquann Rolfe
>>332612490
Yeah too bad japanese women are pretty fucking boring to look at
>>332612490
>mosaics
>KIMMOCHI
no
>>332612490
>Japanese porn really is the way to go
>majority is censored
>covers lie
>replace "OH YAH FUCK MY PUSSY" with constant F1
>if they're not squealing they look dead
>>332605028
What a pervert!
>>332607725
I really like the Guitar Guys cover of Double Vision.
>>332603176
Best episode from him
>>332612994
not to mention
>actress seem to deliberately not take a shower, shave or brush their already ugly fucking teeth before filming
>guy is either a fucking greasy dweeb, may be fat or no, or a creppy 50 year old grandpa
>camera always creeps near them, you can hear them grunting and get glimpses of their faces
>they hump on the same goddamn position for 5 hours, the air conditioner and shity orange-tinted lightning making it the more awkward
>suddenly he pulls out, camera zooms in the girl's hairy dirty cunt to show the yellow-tinted bubbly cum dripping out sticking in the ass-hairs of the actress
>>332612994
>>332613437
Japanese lesbians covered in oil my friends. Your dick will explode.
John's mom gave me a surprise boner
>>332613663
If you like lesbian porn you're 12.
Most boring shit ever.
>>332613827
Cut the crap
>>332613827
>>332613663
Japanese lesbians are fucking boring.
The camera spends hours on them awkwardly frenching and then a minute for everything else.
>>332613832
I'll admit, the asian ones can be a bit to gentle and slow for my taste. Femdom helps.
>>332613832
Tribbing scenes are pretty great
>talking about pornEEEEYYYYY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>tfw can't find any pictures of the great pen chase
We need to do a mosaic of this
It has potential
>>332603621
>thinly veiled
>its obviously avgn
are you retarded?
>>332614250YOUR FOOD
>>332613437
Sounds like you haven't found the good stuff yet.
>>332614803
FUCKING FRIED CHICKEN
>>332614876post some
>>332613437
>tfw all incest videos are fabrications
If it's going to be fake, I might as well stick to doujins. Never found any real-deal videos.
>>332615298
>step-sis/mom/dad
>>332604883
>Myspace - THE MOVIE!
fuuuuck
>>332614593
I want this to happen.
>>332614593
might be cool
I'll probaly be sleeping or working when the time to do this comes, just so I can't witness it being made or make a panel for it;_;
>>332612147That's why I prefer furry porn
>>332611283
this
Doesn't help that the pay form is web 1.0 as hell, and I don't trust anything that's web 1.0 on principle. They don't even take paypal, what the shit
>>332601294
Say what you want about AVGN, but I laughed my ass off during this video
>>332609818
It's probably because he got older and tired and ran out of games from his childhood to really bash or talk about
>>332616227
AVGN was fucking hilarious, still is but it's clear old age and adult responsibilities have gotten the best of him, also, the Movie drained him more than anything else
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR ME- FOR YOU
>>332616475
Yo, just leave it in!
>>332614593
oh god I can already tell someone would replace the part with the girl showing off her cleavage with "a deals a deal" girl
>>332614702
It's a joke cupcake, calm down.
>>332616475
LOL
>>332614593
>>332616648
can we do this please
>>332612147
>3d porn
go full 2d, I've already accepted the fact that the only women who will fuck me are the anime girls in my dreams, and you should too
>>332604481
There were still some good episodes after 100, though.
Atari Sports and Tiger Games are some of his best reviews in my opinion.
>>332601294
GET IT?
>>332616957
NO
I DON'T GET IT
>that random battle of the narrators
this game is truly a postmodern masterpiece
>>332617061
Wow. I guess i gotta do it now.
>>332617061
>mfw the 2bestfriends referenced thisit was an okay episode
>Theres a gay ending with the harasser and the plumber
LEWD!
Post AVGN quotes you know from the heart
>A good Back to the Future game? Somebody made a GOOD Back to the Future game? (pause) What the fuck is wrong with this fucking world? We get THESE shitty games, but not that one? Like, what the hell, why would you do that, it's good! I mean, it's not great, but it's the best goddamn Back to the Future game I've ever played, it's actually a game! Why bury the gem and dig up the turd? Innocent people suffered from these fucking fuck heaps, people developed fuckitites from this shit, people went on to live horrible lives, kicking babies in the balls! If you ever get back in time and say ''Hey, hey, there's a GOOD Back to the Future game, PUT THIS SHIT DOWN, and go to Japan'', they'll look at you like you're telling them to teabag a goat on the surface of Mars. So thank you for taking a fucking SHIT on us all.
>>332617660
>I killed something! The only thing you can kill...in the whole game...and it's a little tiny stupid FUCKING bee.
>>332617660
It fucking sucks, it sucking fucks! And I don't like it.
>>332617660
I CAN'T TOUCH THAT RED POT
>>332617660
>You're dead, your friends are dead, your family's dead. Your fucking pets are being skinned alive. Your mom's a fucking whore. You suck at life, the whole worlds hates you, you're going to Hell. Deal with it, GAME OVER.
>>332617660
Not necessarily AVGN, but from one of James' Q&A videos.
>Live like a windrammer as you fuck.
Words to live by.
>>332618153ASS
ASSSSSSSSS
Posting best episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eegQI9WM6mk
>that feel when your Uncle that had a really well-paying job had a 3DO back in the day
That Killing Time game was weird as shit
>>332618449
nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWltQ9UN5vE
>>332618103
This ones my favorite
>>332618153
I remember wanting AVGN to do Sonic games. Then he did it as James Rolfe and goes, "What bad Sonic games?".
>>332617660
>DIESES SPIEL IST SCHEISSE! DIESES SPIEL FICKT DICH HÄRTER ALS DAS LEBEN
>>332603176
>>332603363
What review what that?
>>332609818
>I often wonder where it all went wrong.
fucking retard can't even read his own post
>2007-now
>>332618730
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
>>332618730
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.
>>332603621
Toxic Crusaders isn't really an AVGN episode, it's just James getting to hang out with one of his biggest heroes while he plays video games.
I can respect Toxic Crusaders for that alone.
>I could have bought Plumbers Don't Wear Ties in a store years ago
>I didn't
I don't own a 3DO, but maybe I should have bought it just to say I owned it.
The reviews I didn't care for were Ikari Warriors, Hyglide and the one with the over imaginative kid. He just seems really dull in those episodes and they were forgettable.
>>332619202
I remember it was possible to "play" on youtube but I don't think its there anymore.
>>332607905
>Dark Souls death #98 - I fell in a pit again
>14 viewsI also binge watched a lot of old retsupuraes. 90% of them were unfunny, and with the good ones they either had a guest or the player was funny on his own
>>332617660
>But that's the only beginning to how atrociously ass this fuckfest is.
>To shoot up, you press select and up in a very specific way. You have to press select slightly before you press jump. If you press them both at the same time, you just jump. That's a good reason why the jump button should not be up! Why can't it be one of the fucking buttons?! Having the fucking up button jump is fucking fucked up!
>Another problem is the fucking foreground is blocking me it's like get that shit out of the way!
>THIS IS FUCKED BEYOND BELIEF
>Batman Forever: it sucked back then, and it sucks forever.
Batman Forever is still my all-time favorite AVGN video because it's the only one I remember where I felt like James was legitimately furious with the game. Not playing the character, just absolutely fucking angry. He was mad at shit like Jekyll and Hyde but Batman Forever feels like it's just pure, real rage. At least it's the most memorable anger to me, the one that felt the most like James Rolfe was actually pissed off.
>>332618449
God I love how LJN pops up everywhere. How notorious they are for shit. Wish he did an episode about their history and whatever fucked up shit went on there.
>>332619382
>THIS IS FUCKED BEYOND BELIEF
That look on his face before he said that, just the dramatic Batman Forever music playing in the background, man, it was fucking great.
>LIKE GEEZ, THERE'S 4 BUTTONS RIGHT ON THE FRONT OF THE CONTROLLER...BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO WORK WITH?
>>332619382
>it's the only one I remember where I felt like James was legitimately furious with the game
Dick Tracy.
>>332612994
>>332612490
Am I the only one who actually gets super turned on from the stereotypical JAV moaning?
I got a huge erection typing this post, just from remembering the voices
Anyone played ASSimilation already?
I enjoyed the first one so i might pick it up
>>332617660
>Hideo Kojima himself said that it slurped anal grease through a warthog's dickhole
>>332619820
I watched a playthrough of it.
It looks a lot better than the first game (still has some death block shit though) and has more references to things James has done.
>Nostalgia Critic shows up
Is he even relevant anymore?
>>332619552
>that fucking scream
>>332619953
Fuck that actually caught me off guard, good one, Anon
>>332619960
>NC shows up
dropped
>>332619960
They are both friends still.
Kinda miss the old days where the channel awesome members didn't hate each other. The crossovers just feel weird now.
>>332620134
Yeah, he's like a shitty Protoman. He just shows up with his gun and goes "fuck youuuuuuuuuu".
Though I guess that's literally all his character is.
>>332607905
I kinda feel bad for Retsupurae, because they had something like 150k or 300k subscribers once, and then youtube purged their subcount when they got too many strikes. I believe that's where the old Retsuplay account came in (and I think it's even still up) and since they got the main channel back, they've barely been able to break 120k.
They just sort of fell by the wayside into sort-of-popular-but-not-really-relevant land.
>>332620165
I miss the old days when the only crossover he had with NC was the ultimate battle thing, I just can't take Doug anymore and his ugly balding face.
>>332620278
Is it a voice clip of him saying that? because it sounds absolutely terrible
>>332620520
Nah, it's text at the bottom of the screen like the first game.
>>332607905
I've never ever seen Retsupurae other than that ''Adults react to Pewdiepie'' video where you have people cringing unrealistically to the mere utterance of ''rape'', 16 year olds in a video that says ''Adults react'', overreaction, and my favorite, and by favorite I mean lose all hope in humanity, the guy that has his Oscar moment whenever Pewdie says something retarded but harmless like ''Mr. Chair stop raping me!''
>>332619960
>>Nostalgia Critic shows up
Why? what the fuck happened through James brain when he decided to make videos with NC, Jontron and AlphaOmegaSin
>>332620710
>Why?
So you can shoot him and the AVGN can not give a shit.
>>332620682
Daily reminder slowbeef got mad at some stranger because he named his character rapist in an arcade game, and the guy's gf found it funny.
>>332620710
Doug and him have gone way back, I'm just glad James doesn't dare become part of TGWTG, Jon I can appreciate because even though Jon is awkward as fuck while talking about movies and VHS tapes, something obviously after his era, it's still somewhat enjoyable
>>332620856
Dude, they still had blockbusters and VHS tapes in the 2000's.
>>332620856
>movies and VHS tapes, something obviously after his era
Isn't he in his early 20s? I'm pretty sure he grew up with some VHS. The thing is he's not a movie buff like James.
>>332620965
Yes, it was the tail end of that era, but James' stuff was more about old Universal monsters, japanese monster movies and forgotten video formats like Beta, laserdisc and CDD or whatever the hell it's called.
>>332607905
I loved old retsupurae and they had a lot of funny moment but looking back, all of their stuff was painfully ad-hominem and they used a lot of insults high-schoolers would use
A big low point was where one of the dudes made a joke that involved the episode's let's player "sleeping with his wife", and the other guy was like "sleeping with his wife? c'mon dude"
Like, c'mon. Be a sport. Don't go out of your way to make sure that you are explicitly implying the subject of your ridicule is a friendless virgin. It's insecure and bullyish.
>>332621156
They're goons.
>>332621201
Exactly.
>>332621156
The big problem with Retsupurae is that automatically, before you even click play, half the video is not funny. We call that Slowbeef. He's just not funny and he rarely ever is. His only job is to keep yammering until Diabeetus says something funny or the actual content they're watching shows something funny. Once this goes sour in the slightest, the whole thing is fucked.
Giant Bomb's review of it was pretty damn goodWhen Giant bomb was good
>>332612147
>3d porn
I don't think I've viewed 3d porn even accidentally this decade yet
>>332603363
Almost killed me.
>mfw I used to go to cinemassacre.com every single day hoping for a new video
>if a new video was released I would feel excitement
>before playing the video I would get some food and plug the laptop to the tv to watch the episode
>comfy as fuck
Good old times, such a shame I will never experience that again.
>that feel when his episode on Big Rigs
>>332623574
that one was fuckin great. The best one is ones you can tell James has some energy.
>>332623574
DRIVIN' AROUND IN FUCKIN' TRUCKS
>>332605373
I love the episodes where he's actually passionate about the subject, not just some stupid request
>>332623574
>the fucking cat's face
>>332623574
>alright let's go in reverse
>his fucking face
>>332623574
BIG MOTHA FUCKING RIGS
>>332617660
>Yeah, I'm shooting ducks with a piano!
>>332617907
Ya blew it.
>IT SUCKING FUCKS, IT FUCKING SUCKS, IT FUCKING BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT
>and I don't like it.
>>332617660
>Number 52: Cheetah Men. This is like the feature presentation. There's a comic book that came with the game, and plans for a whole line of Cheetah Men action figures and merchandise. They must've spent all their focus on this one game. So this one's gotta be good. Right?
>Dies
>IT SUCKS, MONKEY, BUTTS, LIKE ALL, THE FUCKING, REST
>>332618103
He says "Live with it", not "Deal with it". I only remember because it always tickled my autism, since it starts with "You're dead".
>>332617660
What's this keypad for? Calling space aliens or flying fuckernauts or astrobastards?
>>332617660
>if I ever have to play cheetahmen again I'm going to staple my fuckin ball sack to the ceiling
>Whoever came up with this is an ass****.
>Ass. Hole? Ass****.
>Television makes a lot of sense.
That joke always ruffled my feathers since it just comes out of nowhere. He's not even being televised.
>>332625998
Joke doesn't make sense if you watch FX
>>332625998
>>332626318
the joke doesn't make sense period
the episode wasn't even about television or censorship
it's like the buffalo taking a shit, just thrown in
>>332617660
>I'M DRINKIN' ROLLIN' ROCK ON THE ROLL 'N ROCKER
>ROLLIN' ROCK
>ROLL 'N ROCKER
>YEAAAH ROLLIN' ROCK ON THE ROLL N' ROCKER
>>332626625
>guy holding the camera can't quite keep up
reminder that the actress that played the blonde went to become an erotic actress that does wrestling/boxing/catfight video
>>332626815
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
James actually got me into watching more movies
>>332617660
>Whoa, that's deep man... but it's bullshit!.
>>332618449
That's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4QBeADNM34
>>332626815
Her boobs like like they're fighting to not be attached to her body anymore.
>>332627596
that's called implants, anon
>>332617660
Yeah, there's Jekyll, you see him?. He's just walkin', fucking walkin'. I don't like him. He, he's an asshole. I bet he wears his underwear backwards. I bet he has eyeballs for testicles.
>>332614250Hey nigger, did u fucking fuck in my fucking ass?
THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIDER BALLS
>>332617660
>You can just WALK over it?
>You can just walk over it.
>...
>You are scum.
>>332603621
>you loved this episode.
guess im the odd one out.
What was your first episode /v/?.
I think mine was Mario is Missing. Very underrated, 'cause nobody comments it here. I lose my shit with the King Kong at NY part.
>>332617660
>"now you're playing with power"
>NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE BETTER OFF FUCKING SHIT THAN FUCKING WITH THIS FUCKED UP SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT HOW FUCKING SHITTY THIS FUCKING SHIT IS
>IT'S SO BAD IT SUCKS. IT SO FUCKING SUCKING FUCKS
>and I, can't take it anymore
>>332631614
The first one. I thought "hey I never watched him I wonder what the fuss is all about", grabbed a playlist and watched all of them in chronological order.
>>332603176
His reaction to the chicken mask always gets me.
Best episode is Dick Tracy.
>>332611428
>>332612147
>>>/gif/
It's handy because clips usually contain only the best parts, but I sometimes watch scenes. But I skip around. The thing is, there's so much annoying stuff or boring shit I don't want to watch. A girl drooling and shoving a dick at the back of her throat, and not actually sucking it? Guy screaming out of the top of his lungs or girl wailing like a cat? Fucking hate that shit so much.
>>332612390
How giant are we talking about? I like huge tits too, but there are very few that are as big as I went them, *and* look good at the same time, which is fucking depressing.
That time again?
>>332613437
That's one thing I hate about Jav, it seems so dirty. And the guys are always so boring.
>>332604176
I wish he'd go back to weird games instead of bad ones. The Seaman review was step into the right direction, but then it turned to shit again.
Or hell, more looks into consoles that didn't get so much attention. Even more episodes like Sword Quest would be great. I'm just tired of "THIS GAME IS ASS", it's nice when the Nerd is more positive about something.
>>332618449
>This one's cool, cus it has an owl. Owls are cool
based
>>332604524
>He's a plumber, and I don't see him wearing a tie- WHAT THE FUCK
>>332631614
Gotta go with Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, that's what originally sold him to me.
But most of pre-100 episodes are really strong, even weaker ones have some pretty good skits. I don't really like the Oz episode that much, but Lion always makes me lose my shit.
>>332617660
>It's proof that Jesus Christ died in vain and legally changed his middle name to Fucking.
¿ʇi ʇǝפ
>>332603176
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