Are you a bad enough dude to get you and your posse to Oregon?
Need 5 names.
>>332567184
Chef Vortivask
>>332567184
Big Moist
>>332567184
Chinese moot
Beef Testosterone
>>332567184
Solid snake
Mean Joe Green
Punch Rockgroin
>>332567184
Golden LEL
NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN DINNER
>>332567184
Queefer Sutherland
>>332567434
>>332567461
>>332567509
>>332567529
too long, sorry.
>>332567531
>>332567539
What is Chef Vortivask?
Dick Weed
Whore Haus
Ass Butt
Doodoocaca Weinerpants
Mother Fucker
>>332567724
teacher.
>>332567724
Teacher
>>332567724
Vortivask is obviously a doctors.
>>332567817
>>332567871
Alrighty then.
>>332567724
Just use moot instead then faggot.
When do we leave?
>>332568017
August, the manliest of months.
>>332568017
April
>>332567184
APRIL
>>332568017
Right now, March
>>332568000
I meant, just beef testoserone was too long.
As you can see.
>>332568094
>>332568105
What do we buy on our meager teacher's salary?
I'll add in order you reply until we're out of money.
>>332568274
Oxen
>>332568274
Max bullet
>>332568274
FOOD
CLOTHING
AXLES
WHEELS
OXEN
BULLETS
>>332568274
400$ of bullets
>>332568329
>>332568370
>>332568391
How's this?
>>332568274
1 OXEN
NO FOOD
NO CLOTHES
NO BULLETS
NO AXLES
NO WHEELS
NO TONGUES
FINAL DESTINATION
>>332568538
No food. 2 more oxen.
>>332568538
YES
>>332568658
this.
>>332568658
>>332568708
You got it.
Set pace and speed.
>>332568818
greuling, meager
>>332568818
Gaben. Sanic.
>>332568818
fastest, meager.
>>332568818
You better hunt constantly nigga or you gon' die.
>>332568873
>>332568875
>>332568961
Alright.
Meager, and grueling it is.
And so, Chef Vortivask sets off with his merry band of pussyfarts. Will he suvive? Or will he die?
First hunt goes well.
>>332569076
>200 pounds of bullets
>>332569240
Fucking fantastic
We've reached the first river without incident.
What do we do?
first to 3 decides.
>>332569362
FORD ALWAYS
>>332569362
FORD IT NIGGER
>>332569362
Cock
>>332569362
full force ford baby
>>332569362
>>332569428
>>332569430
>>332569467
Jesus fuck. 2 men down and like 1500 bullets lost.
>>332569603
SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>332569603
you chose this life
>>332569603
Rip in peace gentlemen.
;_;7
also, we're down to 2 oxen.
>>332569362
FORD IN MEMORY OF ROB FORD
>>332569603
>Solid Snake drowned on the tanker two years ago
>>332569603
>2 people died
>1 set of clothing gone
??????????????
>>332569603
We are gonna make it though.
>>332569736
The weak have been culled, onward!
Nature may have taken 2 of ours, but I'll be goddamned if I won't pay it back 1000 fold.
Ah shit.
We got no spares, so we'll have to try to repair.
Or else trade to filthy Indians.
>>332569936
>Lose two people
>Still carry the same amount of food
Well they were dead weight then.
>>332569936
>shot 3780 pounds of meat
>only brought back 200 pounds
Fuck, no wonder buffalo are extinct.
>>332569603
didn't ford it fast enough.
>>332570051
Fix it Fix it Fix it Fix it
Where can I get this game?
>>332570051
Goddamn it.
>>332570127
http://www.myabandonware.com/game/oregon-trail-deluxe-1h9
Do we trade with Aziz Ansari?
>>332570127
Your local library.
>>332570153
FUCK
WHY DID YOU FORD?
>>332570280
Yeah do it
>>332570280
YES
>>332570280
A deal's a deal, anon.
>>332570153
>>332570372
>>332570420
We did so.
And fuck. Damn Indians gave us infected wagon wheels.
>>332567434
Hi critikal
We've reached the 2nd river. The scent of death is heavy in the air.
What do we do?
>>332570735
ford it , its only 5 ft
>>332570735
Let's wait till the river evaporates
>>332570735
caulk.
>>332570735
FORD
IT
>>332570735
F O R D
O
R
D
>>332570735
FORD AGAIN
>>332570735
Caulk
>>332570735
Ford
>>332570735
Fcaulk
>>332570834
>>332570860
>>332570862
Not moist enough. Not moist enough.
Down to 1 ox now.
>>332570735
You know the drill.
>>332571004
its only 5 ft deep. is your party a bunch of dwarves or something ?
>>332571004
>Hey everyone, this is Cr1t1kal, and this is drowning for the PC. Lets do this shit.
We play Big Moist a nice recorder solo before setting off.
;_;
>>332571004
>>332571128
The ironing in this screen cap is overwhelming.
>>332571004
i believe in you chef! not as much as i did a second ago but i believe
I thought teachers were supposed to be smart.
>>332571004
> 5.6 feet
> drowned
Manlets BTFO
>>332571128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVHB5c1irbQ
Nothing like a nice massacre to ease the pain of losing a trusted teammate.
>>332569830
>It was really naked snake
What's going on in this thread....
>>332569603
>>332569936
>>332571004
Ah shit nigga.
>>332571513
And apparantly, the life force of all those buffalo has healing effects.
The ghosts of the buffalo impede our progress.
Lucky I can't kill you twice.
Well shit. Our luck might just be turning around.
>>332571916
Inb4 chinese moot gets typhoid fever again
>>332572005
Close.
>>332572039
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Can this dynamic duo make it?
We're going a mile a day. Let's trade for more oxen.
Honest Abe here strikes a hard bargain.
Yay or Nay?
>>332572270
Yes. Gotta go fast
>>332572270
Yay.
We must become sanic.
>>332572270
4 sho
>>332572270
go good goy
>>332572369
>>332572402
>>332572407
We do.
And gook is well again.
We've reached the first fort.
Do you want to change rations and/or speed?
>>332572682
Let's up rations, we have less people.
>>332572682
Max food. Set off.
>>332572834
>>332572846
And off we go.
Better get to hunting.
WHERE ARE ALL THE BUFFALO?
>>332573001
That son of a bitch has to pay
>>332573001
Oh, we're going hunting alrightFor him
Wow.
>>332573283
But he came back?
What are you even doing moot?
How the fuck do you keep getting sick?
I swear to God you better get your shit together.
>>332573283
Are we fucking cursed or something, holy shit
>>332573419
God damnit
Nevermind.
;_;
>>332573530
HIROOOOOOOOO
We made it to Chimney Rock.
Do we do anything before setting off?
>>332573530
Hallelujah
>>332573984
ok.
Let's see if some hunting will make you feel better.
Despite being sick, he carries as much as 4 other teammates.
>>332574167
It will.
>>332574470
Nope.
I just tried the original DOS version and damn, it's way harder than this one.
What will our epitaph be?
I assume it's written by our vengeful ghost.
First post ending with an even number.
>>332574649
Subscribe if you want to see graves similar to this one
>>332574649
HE NEVER FORDED
>>332574649
Never travel with midgets.
>>332574734
That's all for now.
cool thread
>>332574819
Perfect.
>>332567184
I'm usually the guy who does them but fuck it. Ford this shit
Does anyone know what the actual gameplay mechanics for clothes are? Like do they prevent your characters from getting sick less often or what?
