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Penny>Leah>Haley>Maru>A*igail
I know nothing about this game other than the image in OP but
Penny>Leah>Abigail>Haley=Maru
can you be a homo in this game
>>332566547
Yep. You adopt kids instead of inseminate your wife in that case.
>>332565572
>token punchable faced douchebag
>generic middle-aged pretty boy (white steed and unbuttoned shirt not included)
>loser nerd who's never heard of a razor
>vegeta
>sasuke
could there be any worse selection
>Unmodded models
>>332568390
>sprites are now models
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>>332565572
>best girl last
>likes video games
>wants to fight monster
>Crono drawing on wall
>SNES in room
>>332569264
She's also 14 and fights with her parents over chores.
>>332569264
>She would trade you for an amethyst if she could.
Elliott > Sam > Alex > Harvey = Sebastian
>>332565572
Emily > Shit Bachelorettes
>>332565572
They all look fucking awful
>>332569389
Gotta get that prime teen pussy bro
>>332569680
>inb4 animu portraits
>>332568276
Yes, try
>Tumblrina
>Generic double d blonde, straight guys like those right? I hope I don't get too much shit for caving in so hard to tumblr
>Tumblrina 2 : cuck edition
>Tumblrina: strong independent womyn edition
>Wait, is this redhead the cuck choice or the other one? Who knows, the tumblrified portraits all LOOK THE FUCKING SAME
Emily > Penny > Leah = Haley = Maru > Shit > Haley
>>332569856
>Let's copy everything from the nip games except for decent art
Why would anyone play this as opposed to RF?
>>332570039
mouse controls
mods
steady framerates
no hand cramps
combat is barely there but at least its not forced on the player to beat the shitty game
variety in crops
real farm animals instead of shitty monsters
its on the PC and doesnt need to be emulated or fucked with
1080p resolution at 60fps
its not on the shittiest handheld since the fucking n-gage
just a few reasons
Leah could have been my waifu had it not been for her horrible, crippling fault
>>332565572
Abigail > Leah > Penny > Haley > Maru
Alex > Harvey > Sam > Elliot > Sebastian
Is co-op out yet?Also can you do it in the missionary position yet
>>332572552
>Is co-op out yet?
No, I think first he's improving npc interactions, relationships, marriage, and adding 2 more candidates.
>Also can you do it in the missionary position yetWait for mods.
Is there a mod to burn Demetrius and marry Robin yet?
>>332565572
Haley>Leah>Penny>Abigail>Maru
Sebastian>Alex>Sam>Elliott>Harvey
Sebastian looks like he plays and hates video games. Harvey's a hipster douche.
>>332573130
Nope, but there seems to be a strong desire to break up relationships or expand on who you can romance.
Honestly annoyed that you can't romance Emily.
>>332565572
Abigail > Leah > Penny > Haley > Maru
>>332573731
>Abigail
>above anyone
Shit taste.
Kill yourself, my man.
All the men are white.
Why is this allowed?
>>332575290
Because bro, fair representation and all that shit. Kill yourself black male.
>>332575290
Mod it to make them all colored.There's a mod that makes Maru whitehttp://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/131/?
>>332575290
They aren't though
On the sidenote, I just went to see if there are good mods and saw this. Modding goes in the right direction, I say
http://community.playstarbound.com/threads/non-binary-farmer-is-it-possible.110327/
>>332575625
Why not make a mod where we can have polygamy? Who's to say I cannot love more than 1 woman or man at a time? Huh?
Also this game lacks lolis and shotas. Fucking modders, get on it.
>>332576000
But loli/shota would be okay.
Also checked.
>>332568390
>DrakeMeme.jpg
>>332575290
Demetrius isn't white.
Are you color blind?
>>332569389
You had me at 14.
>>332565572
How do I get kids in this game? I just marriedMarulast month. Now how do I breed?
>>332578048
You gotta stick your wiener in her butt and a stork will fly in and drop you babies.
>>332578048
Keep talking too and gifting things to your wife, randomly one night after 8PM, I think, if you go to bed you'll trigger an event to have a child or adopt, if you marry someone of the same gender.
>>332578392
>>332578498
Alright thanks mates.
Why is Sam a super saiyan?
>>332578702
You also have to give her another bouquet after marriage saying you want to get it on.
>>332580563
That is incorrect. The bouquet only triggers that you want a relationship with said person before buying the Mermaid Pendant to trigger the actual wedding.
>>332565572
Haley > everyone else
Who else thought Leah and Penny where the same person when you started playing?
Shane romance when?
>>332581023
>If you maintain a good relationship with your spouse (hearts maxed out) and already have the nursery, once again you can give your spouse a bouquet. It is a sign for him/her that you're ready to have a baby.
http://stardewvalleywiki.com/Children
I don't know man.
I gave it to her again after 12 hearts and got unique dialogue about wanting to go further.
>>332581849
Suppose that giving them a bouquet just triggers it instantly instead of being random. Well learned something new today.
>>332568276
>loser nerd who's never heard of a razor
He only has a stache you jackass.He's clearly the generic big dicked nerd self-insert.
>>332582138
No, it still comes randomly.
S-So don't you cross me again, b-bitch.
>>332573731
>Haley not best
Get taste you faggot.
>>332565572
Abigail is a fat bitch with a shitty name.
Abigail. Jesus. It just sounds like a fat person's name.
Just play Harvest Moon or Rune Factory.
>>332565572
looks like a fuckin kids game.
faggot.
>>332582702
Y-you too
>>332582306
Well of course it's still random, there's no other way to explain how I have children on 2 different saves.But feel free to call me a bitch, anytime.
Atleast Pennys hymen is intact but fucking hell she is a wreck of a person.
Always sulking like a retard.
And if you marry her you'll have to do with her fucking mother, clearly she's shit tier compared to Leah.
>>332581273
The only people I mixed up were Robin and Leah. Btw I can't wait untill expanded romance mods. I want to cuck Demetrius.
>>332582345
>>332581112
Best taste right here, best girl by far.
>>332582702
Your mum looks like a kids game... ON MY DICK!!!
>>332582992
>not fixing Pam
>>332582345
>>332581112
>>332583257
>Wanting a pampered child as your wife
>>332582864
Gay.<3
>>332582992
I can't help it, I've got saviour complex.
>>332565572
Abigail = Haley >>>>>>>> Everyone else
>>332583463
While she does get better as you progress with her, it wasn't enough for me to pick her over Abigail or Leah.
>>332583463
>Not wanting the Aryan
>>332565572
I don't know Abigail was the meme choice when I picked her I just happened to have amethyst and spicy eel in my inventory
>>332583808
Excellent taste.
>>332583854
/pol/ you are always my greatest ally.
>>332582992
Penny just lives at your farm if you get married, you don't even have to talk to Pam if you don't want to.
>>332565572
Abigail looks like a chubster.
>>332583994
It coincides with my taste in woman. /pol/ wouldlynch [spoiler me anyway.
"go help you're mum in the kitchen"
"BAH, GENDER ROLES"
Just go do some fucking chores, holy shit fuck you feminist dog.
>>332565572
Haley>Leah>Penny
Then it gets tricky.
Abigail dyes her hair, but Maru has poor eyesight.
Maru>Abigail.
>>332584212My nigga?
>>332584404Mah man.
>>332584379
It's implied that she's actually the wizard's illegitimate daughter. Wizard says that he has a child and Abigail says that her hair has remained purple and unusually long time. Wizard has purple hair too.
>>332584753
Kents actually haleys fathor cause of blond
>>332584753
So Pierre got cucked? Serves that nigger right.
>>332584753
Oh so her hair is actually naturally purple?
Abigail>Maru then.
Maybe even above Penny, but I don't now.
Abi has better hair, better lips, worse eyes.
>>332584618
demetrius go home you already got your white bread
>>332565572
Best girl
>>332584960
I don't think she was born with purple hair, but the fact that her hair is retaining its color despite not being dyed is a pretty good sign that there's something magical going on. In fantasy it's not uncommon for hair or eye changes to occur in magic users. Abigail is obsessed with geoengineering and magic too. Sound familiar? The wizard shares those two interests as well. It's also a common fantasy trope that magical powers flourish in a magic-borne individual at puberty or as they are becoming adults.
>>332585337
I didn't mean geo engineering, I meant dungeoneering. I think it auto corrected
>>332569870
>cuck choice
what do you even mean
>>332585581
There is a special cutscene where you get cucked. One of the girls is revealed to have an illegitimate child.
>>332585815
I'm curious. Elaborate please.
>>332585815
>I don't know what a cuck is
Confirmed for pure faggot.
>>332585179
Agreed with this post.
>>332585179
>the amount of fanart and r34 is increasing
>>332585815
>One of the girls is revealed to have an illegitimate child
Which one?
Top fucking kek, the mods for this game.
>>332586536
Thanks for the fucking present, Robin.
Just starting out, I guess I'll have to figure out what everyone does and at what times if I want to become friends?
The hobo camper in the woods seems pretty chill and he's always around the same spot so he's easy to keep track of, but I really have no idea where anyone else goes currently. Seems like there isn't enough time in the day where you see people until they just retire to their houses.
>>332587301
Just stalk 'em bro
>>332565572
Haley > Leah > Penny > Abigail > Maru
>>332587301
a bunch of them go to the saloon every friday
penny and the kids are often together inside the library
really as the game progresses i cant help but wonder after farming and mining and fishing i ought to actually devote a day every week to tracking down everyone and throwing gifts at them
>>332587301
Wizard keeps to his place as well.
Best thing to do is focus on a few people at a time if you're wanting to build up friendships/relationships.
>>332586823
Waiting for more than just a cheat mod and portraits/skin swaps to get added.
Is anyone else totally uninterested in these stuck up bitches and just chills on the farm or in the mines?
>>332586823
>slaying monsters
Acceptable
>making the women attractive
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>332565572
>western """""""""""""""""""art"""""""""""""""""""
>>332565572
>harvey
literally who would pick this guy
>>332589568
he's a doctor
>>332589568
There's a bear mode mod and it's fucking great.
>>332589568
numales who think they look good
Alex > Elliot > Sam >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sebastion > Harvey
>>332589791
Link please
>>332590457https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/48ih2m/mod_no_mustache_harveyscrew_that_lets_go_full/
>>332589568
>He doesn't want to fuck Gary Oldman
kys.
>>332565572
Maru>Everyone else
I fucking love Black Girls man, every other girl pales in comparison.
>>332594274
>getting BLACKED
>>332594274
>every other girl pales in comparison.
>>332594274
Then why are you posting her worst appearance?
Long wavy hair or bust.
