so, regular or reverse mermaid?
zoras are sexier
>>332549508
regular, assume they aren't the kind that'll lay eggs in your ass
>>332549730
id fuck a zora, but the answer is regular mermaid.
matt is a normalfag fuck, he sees the fish/dolphin pussy as the bad part, but thats exactly WHY you DO want regular mermaid, reverse is boring old human pussy with a fish head. regular is hot face and tits with an exotic dolphin pussy.
why are all of matt's opinions shit?
>>332550067
Matt in general is a loser
>>332549508
Regular with a dolphin bottom
>>332550067
Patrician taste
Reverse
>>332550067
This
>>332550776
He's a footfag isn't he...
>>332551573
Regular. Even if the fish pussy turns out to be shit, I could still get head and titty fuck her.
Also think about this. Read it and take a moment.
Underwater blowjobs. Underwater titty fucking with a blowjob.
Answers fucking simple senpai. Regular mermaid all the way.
Would youat least pity fuckher, /v/?
>>332551710
>>332550067
Matt is the necessary evil, we need him to exist so we can hate him so that we may forgive the fault of the others.
>>332549508
>actually fucking reverse-anything
nope
>>332551848
>sticking your dick into animal pussy
Bestiality man.
>>332552762
It's not bestiality if it's at least half humanoid.
>>332549730
>>332552762
zoras aren't animals, theyre people too!
>>332549508
Regular because they could be like dolphins and not have to lay eggs; and are actually capable of sex.
>>332549508
thanks for making me feel shit about myself
i'm already suicidal now i come here and you make me feel even worse
there are no "regular" and "reverse" mermaids we're all mermaids, some are homoaquatic and some are aquatichomo
it's taken me a long time to write this with my feet so don't disrespect me again with your ignorance
>>332553021
>There are not many things as disappointing as knowing that shota like will never get it in an adult ruto
>>332552220
>>332549508
>reverse
You don't have to look at the fish part of a mermaid like 90% of the time, even while having sex. reverse however, the fish is RIGHT THERE and will want you to look at her face most the time, just like most women. Unless they're a slut they don't like you staring at their legs or ass 24/7, which is great for mermaids because the top is the human part.
>>332554493
I chose video gameshttp://exhentai.org/g/771086/10206e2110/
I cannot fucking stand Matt anymore, I don't even think he did anything of particular annoyance the past week or so but while listening to the podcast yesterday something just clicked in my brain and I couldn't take it any time he started talking about anything.
>>332554909
Still haven't figured out how to get past the panda.
>>332554909
>legs are separate at the top but fuse together a little of the ways down
this rustles my autism more then it should
If it has a fish-head doesn't that mean it also has a fish brain?
>>332555065
Seconding this poor fellow.
>>332555065
How new?
Regular always.
Why don't people realize that dolphins have vaginas also?
You can still fuck a regular mermaid
>>332555369
Buddy i've been using the net for over a decade and I still haven't bothered to figure it out.
Not that guy.
>>332551368
>You will never fug Gar******
>>332555065
think there's an addon for plebs
>>332554795
>>332555065
>>332555340
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=exhentai+sad+panda
>>332555401
Mermaids are part fish dumbass, not part dolphin
The best you could hope for with a regular mermaid is cloaca sex
>>332555473
You're fucking retarded because it takes 2 minutes to learn how to do it
>>332553021
Man, her dress/breasts thing will never not be weird.
>>332549508
Both. Have 'em lez out. Up close, it's indescribably hot. Far away, it's a long fish.
>>332549508
regular for oppai
>>332555692
>>332555728
> haven't bothered to figure it out =/= too stupid to figure it out.
>>332551710
>>332551848
>>332552220
Mero's side-gills are gross. You would always have to be incredibly careful when holding her, because the wrong move could seriously harm her when you accidentally shove a finger inside her.
>>332549508
Reverse. Fuck the bottom and get fish blowjobs.
I don't understand how anyone could prefer the other
>>332555970
I'm guessing you're too stupid to figure it out if you complain about not being able to get on the site when it would've taken you less time figuring it out than replying to my post
>>332552762
>calling a furry an animal
>thats racist and furryphobic!
>im triggered!but thats okayi want to fuck feral animals too
>>332556097
So your ideal mermaid would be half-blowfish?
>>332556138
It's more entertaining for me in the short-term to call you a faggot.
>>332555519
Poor unfortunate monsters
In no conceivable way is this video games.
Fucking arguing on 4chan? Congrats! You're both tied for Gold in the Special Olympics!
I just want to be fucked in the ass by a futa shark girl
>>332556624
then you can't see her shark boobs
>>332555949
>>332556482
>zora
>>332549508
I choose shark tits.
The real question is, would you a mutant fish woman?
>>332556752
He can if he lies on his back.
Mermaid a shit. Lamia master race.
>>332557136
Yes. Blue Sub 6 on Toonami gave me one of my earliest boners when the MC or whoever pulls the fish girl out of her mech or rubble or whatever.
Fuck man where does the time go...
>>332558025
This
>>332558578
She is a cute
>>332558025
>>332559236
>meme monster girls
>>332550776
thats one ugly foot
>>332550067
>Dolphin pussy
No dolphin
No pussy
Just fish and egg
>>332549508
Just give me a fish
>>332561242
Fish woman asks you to cum on her eggs. Do you do it?
>>332549508
Fishgirl
>>332551750
I'd fug a snek then cuddle in her coils afterwards
>>332556938
yes, but what do you want on the bottom half?
>>332561414
If she can beat me off then sure.
>>332561414
>>332549508
I'm more of anNingenguy myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_S4YwHDtvI
wanting scales/sharkskin overfur
>>332561963
>>332561963
Damn that's actually kind of spooky
>>332561987
Wow zootopia truly is cancer.
>>332563672
wouldn't know, haven't seen it
just have the image
