WHY DIDN'T LINK JUST GIVE HER THE DICK?
He had no idea she even existed until after she started waging war. That tends to put a damper on things.
Also,
>sticking your dick in crazy
>>332531668
silly anon, you don't stick your dick in crazy.
>not curing crazy with your dick
>>332531954
but that's the funniest thing to do with crazy chicks
Link is the gay.
>>332531874
>>332531954
>not sticking your dick balls-deep inside crazy and cumming at full force
link is an alpha male. Why settle for crazy chick just cause she wants the D, when he can get whoever he wants, even princesses?
>>332532081
Then he should just close his eyes and think of Hyrule.
If he had just given her the dick, she'd stop waging war on Hyrule and thousands of lives would be spared.
>>332532472
Cia is best girl though
LINK NEVER MET HER, THESE THREADS ARE FLAWED AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
>>332532472
Because he wouldn't be GIVING HER THE DICK for himself, he'd be doing it for Hyrule.
>>332532081
Sometimes you need to compromise
>>332532130
>wanting kids from crazy
You've never had a woman be completely obsessed with you, have ya?
>>332532130
>>332532018
>>332532028
Nigga no, you dont fuck the cray-cray avoid it like the Tray-Tray shoudl've done with the Zim-Zam.
>>332532994
Tray-Tray thought he could get away with a Flim-Flam. I'm just saying you can cure crazy.
>>332532610
AH HA HA HA
>>332532841
>not wanting to spread your genes
>>332531954
the most reddit meme ever conceived
>>332533086
My mom is cray-cray, bitch has been to the psychiatrist to no avail, i really feel for my old man who had to put up with her shit. I seriously hope she dies soon so he can be free.
Dont become my dad.
>Groose is now "possible"
>Linebeck is pretty much in
>Tingle has been in for a while
Who's ready for a new age of 10/10 characters for the DLC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h8N1dr0D0Q
I don't know. I've turned down women I'm just not into, but with tits like those there's literally no reason to not dick it.
Link is an autist.
Why do you think he never talks and only screams?
>>332533446
If the CDi games were anything to go by, he's better off NOT talking.
>>332532472
Because Cia is pretty much the hottest piece of ass in the game aside frombigMidna.
Also 'le dicking crazy' meme doesn't work if their crazy was a result of something outside themselves, and even if it were it has been proven that a good dicking can in fact cure crazy if done correctly.
Do we really need this thread every day
>>332532646
>In another universe, she overcame her turbo autism and just asked him out like a normal person
>>332533086
There are EXCEEDINGLY few kinds of crazy that can be solved with dick. Amy Rose's crazy will eventually be cured with maturity, regardless of dick.
Cia, I'm not so sure. I'm not convinced that Ganondorf wouldn't have seized her ass after hers and Link's first relationship scuffle. Her crazy is a negative emotion, whereas Amy's is just frantic and fairly neutral-to-positive.
>>332533408
IGOS 4 HYRULE WARRIORS
>>332533613
>and he said no
>and Cia proceeded to mercilessly destroy as much of Hyrule as possible BEFORE confronting Link/Zelda
>>332533601
Yes.
Just like Link needed to GIVE CIA THE DICK.
>>332531668
Why would you when there are better options?
>>332532841
sadly no
>>332534237
[lizard sounds intensifies]
>>332531874
>not sticking your dick in crazy
>missing out on top tier sex
>>332534074
Too bad ganondorf gave link the dick eh?
>>332534237
He didn't bone her either.
>DR. LINK, I'M CIA.
What did she mean by this?
>>332534627
What's going on in this pic?
>>332534860
some pre-workout stretching. How do you think Link and Ganon stay so strong?
>>332534646
The fucking ending to TP, I'm sitting there shouting at the TV like "LINK YOU FUCKING IDIOT, CONVINCE HER TO STAY AND SEE IF YOU CAN'T FIND A WAY TO KEEP THE PORTAL OPEN OR FUCKING GO WITH HER, LOOK AT HER FOR FUCK'S SAKE"
>>332533408
>Vaati, Veran, and Onox fucking never because they would be copyright nightmare to try and obtain
>>332532841
Whats it like anon? To have a girl willing to do anything for you? To know you could make any request and she'd happily do it to please you?
>>332534945
Ah ok, why is Ganny shirtless tho
>>332531668
>giving blacks the D
Don't disappoint your old man.
GUYS
PLEASE TELL ME THE SHIT FROM THE 3DS VERSION IS COMING TO THE WII U
PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO BUY A N3DS YET
>>332535045
>black
>>332535128
http://www.zelda.com/hyrule-warriors/dlc/
>>332535128
lol calm your tits, mate.
it's coming.
for a price.
buy the 3ds game and you'll get a code to get it for free on the wii u
>>332535035
Lots of guys work out shirtless, especially if they're not white where every blemish and pore shows up REGARDLESS of hygiene habits.
>>332535337
>>332535245
is any of the DLC worth it? Should I buy the season pass? I really liked the base game.
>>332534627
Gimme' some sauce, Google cannot into webm screenshots
>>332532841
>>>332532130
>>wanting kids from crazy
>You've never had a woman be completely obsessed with you, have ya?
What is the Depo Shot .
>>332533408
Nobody, since this Season Pack is all the DLC they plan to make until the inevitable Hyrule Warriors 2
It's like you don't even know Tecmo Koei.
>>332535045
>black
>>332535450
>Should I buy the season pass?
>Should I buy ripped content sold back to me?
It's your choice, but don't call it anything other than what it is.
>>332532841
yes
my mom
it's terrible
she died of cancer induced by stress
>>332535749
well I have no idea what any of the DLC from the game is, so I don't know if any of it is actually worth it or not. Ripped content or not.
>>332535489
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1734908#search=link%20ganondorf
>>332531668
phimosis
>>332531668
I think link spent extra time with her at the end of legends
>>332538139
Would it be considered a threesome if Link had sex with Cia and Lana?
>>332533653
Yeah, Amy Rose's crazy is solely because she's like, 12 fucking years old.
Cia is a goddamn adult and authority figure who is expected to know better.
>>332538687
Cia is also only crazy because Ganondorf literally made her that way.
>>332534956
I was waiting for him to pull out the clawshot and hook his way in there before it shattered.
I could taste it coming, but the faggot went back to deformed farm village and I lost my shit.
>>332538809
The ending of TP is actually Link leaving Ordon village, not returning.
I always took it as him going to explore other lands, looking for a way to see Midna again.
>>332539226
Just like in OoT with Navi, then?
TP sequel when?
