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>rip orks apart with bare hands
>fountains of blood for the blood god
>codex astartes? fuck dat
>stun enemies with blasts of purple warp energy
>stomp on heads, teleporting skulls directly to the skull throne
>take on chaos sorcerer in terminator armor by myself
>immune to his chaos powers thanks to inner unholiness
>rip his face apart with my bare hands
>get called out by Leandros
>Inquisition cometh
>ohwell.jpg

Captain Titus confirmed heretic.
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Leandros get off the internet
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>>332486984

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Also mfw THQ didn't go out of business, they were actually destroyed for their heresy.
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>>332486583
Fun game, fun multiplayer

SEQUEL

N E V E R
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V
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>>332486984

Fuck off Leandros. You broke the codex astartes
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>>332487085
leandros pls the codex astartes does not support this action
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>>332487085
>talks about heresy
>posts closet heretic
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>>332487206
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>Games Workshop gives license to literally anyone who wants it
>Expect some avalanche of great WH games
>It's all cheap cashgrab trash
Only Deathwing can saver us now
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>>332487358
>The madmen behind EYE are developing it

It may be misguided, but I place my faith behind them and the Emperor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGmmXd8r4YQ

New Trailer When
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>>332487263

>implying the 1st Legion are heretics
>implying they don't vehemently hate chaos
>implying the Lion won't rise from his sleep and backhand you back to the Cadian Gate for your crimes

anon pls, let me help you. you need to run now, as fast as you can.
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>>332486583
The third game in the trilogy was supposed to end with Titus becoming chapter master of his own chapter of warp-resistant marines, so fuck your "heretic" accusations.
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>>332487517
There is some shitty portuguese gameplay around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9v-YUTbzSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZniN_uPge9w
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>>332487610

A claim from the failed heretic dev, that never came to fruition thanks to the divine influence and intervention of the Emperor.
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>>332487517
Not sure, but here's some gameplay; http://youtu.be/ZniN_uPge9w
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I bet you think the alpha legion fell to chaos
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>>332486583
>stun enemies with blasts of purple warp energy
When did he do that?
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>>332487720

>mfw this actually looks really good
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How dare you question Captain Titus of the Ultra Marines?
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>>332487864

when you stun enemies, they glow purple indicating you can do an execution finisher on them. remember?
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>>332486583
>terminator scene
fugging when?
did i pass something up?
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>>332487517
>I am Wrath
>I am Steel
>I am the Mercy of Angels
God damn I love 40k

Whats the deal with the green plasma thing? Grav gun?
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>>332487548
A record of the apparent motivation for the actions of those Dark Angels who would become the Fallen exists: the confession of Astelan, once a Dark Angels Chapter Master. This testimony, extracted by Interrogator-Chaplain Boreas, contains the following claims: Astelan himself is supposed to have ordered the attack on the Lion's approaching fleet, with the approval of Luther, because the Dark Angels on Caliban believed that El'Jonson had fallen sway to the powers of Chaos. Astelan claimed that while the Lion had been lost in the woods of Caliban as a child, he had had a brush with Chaos and had never quite lost the taint of darkness from the incident. He pointed out that while El'Jonson had moved through the Warp towards Terra to join the defense of the Imperial Palace, he had moved at what was believed to have been a deliberately slow pace; a pace slow enough to determine who the true winner of the conflict would be before committing his forces. In other words, Astelan believed that El'Jonson would not have hesitated to join Horus if it had seemed that he would have been the ultimate victor in the Heresy. Why else would the Lion, a man renowned for his strategic brilliance and speed of attack, have waited so long before leading troops to Terra? Astelan believed that by attacking his fleet, the Dark Angels stationed on Caliban were doing the work of the Emperor.
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>>332488038

it was the QTE final boss "fight" against Nemeroth
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>>332487693
This looks rad.
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>>332488038
She needs to be in more stuff
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>>332487998
>punch ork in face
>clearly it was the warp that stunned him
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>>332488083
>Astelan further claimed that Luther never fell under the sway of Chaos but was driven by his duty to the Emperor, fearing the traitorous nature of El'Jonson. Also, he revealed that, apparently, the majority of the men who had been garrisoned on Caliban were original members of the Dark Angels, Terrans who had been inducted before the arrival of El'Jonson as Primarch. This existing form of divide may have also contributed to the conflict on Caliban. Finally, he claimed that, in the ensuing battle between the seemingly loyalist Lutheran Angels and the possibly suspect Lionite Angels, Luther attempted to negotiate with the Lion before any more were slain. Refusing to talk, the Lion hastily ordered the bombardment of Caliban and descended to crush the Fallen in combat. Luther then apparently fought the Lion only as a last resort and mortally wounded him only when he had no other choice.

Dark angels are closet traitors and Alpha Legion are closet loyalists, it's canon.

Cypher knows the secret, that's why they hunt him
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>>332487517
the music kills the whole thing. It really makes me question if they know what they are doing.

but I love just watching it muted, and I do have high hopes for it since EYE was really cool.
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>>332487517
check this one, not even the mexicans want that much salsa
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=YROOgLD-wtU&video_start=0&audio=nOr0na6mKJQ&audio_start=8
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>>332487517
>>The madmen behind EYE are developing it
Battle Brothers report the status of your legs.
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>>332488083

>believing the ravings of a heretic
>believing anything extracted during torture

Oh lord anon, you had best repent fast
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>>332486583
Titus is a Smurf captain, not a mook marine.

A sorcerer even in termie armour is low tier for a captain, who have in the fluff single handedly taken out greater deamons and Avatars
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>>332488103
thinking back
>punch nemeroth off ledge in spaecmarin powerarmor, after killing his off traitors
>fall from sky punching face
ill just replay again because i didnt get to do that
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>>332486583
multiplayer was great until dlc split everyone up and they never fixed host migration
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Is Battlefleet any good?
Seems like an interesting concept
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>>332488221

>it's canon

Source? it's never been outright confirmed by anything GW related. Only open to interpretation.
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>>332488275
Thanks for linking that actually, was going to post this because it does have MUCH better music, but never saved it last time I saw it. Good shit right here.

>>332487693
>>332487720
>It looks...good

My faith grows!
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Captain Leandros did the right thing
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The Ultramarines don't even follow the Codex Astartes to the letter since they have soldiers that are drilled to take on Tyranids.
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>>332487517
>>332487693
squad morale restored
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>>332488410
fug forgod screencap
i missed it then ,because this all i had , and died 6or7 times
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元々クレイジートミーは日本の玩具会社トミーの問屋で働いていた時の話だろ、事業縮小で営業所が潰れ俺が辞めたため、別の連中がふざけて付けたキャラ、このキャラは日常品を集めれば誰でも作れるインパクトのあるキャラだったから個人でも気に入ってるただし登録はしてなかったしボラティア的な遊びキャラだったバリエーションも多い、クレイジーは馬鹿な会社
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>But I am finished with you, Ork.
>I MUST REACH THE ORBITAL SPIRE
I love titus.
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>>332488749
brb reinstalling
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>tfw there's no 40k game that plays out like the cinematics in any of the DoW games
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>>332488221

>Alpha Legion are closet loyalists

my sides went into fucking orbit.

are all their helbrutes closet dreadnoughts?

masters of disguise i say
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>>332488251

>>332488749
Man against daemon.

Emperor against god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhWg7AQLI_8
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>>332488873
Eternal Crusade if it's not shit

It probably will be
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Who /lamenters/ here
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A WH40K thread without Chaosfag spam?

I've reached the promised land
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>>332489295
>Lamenters

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
WHY ARE FAGS LIKE THE ULTRASMURFS AND MARINES MALEVOLENT STILL AROUND
WHILST THE LAMENTERS SUFFER
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>meanwhile on mars
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>>332489509
Marines Benevolent and Flesh Tearers did nothing wrong.
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>>332489509
Some chapters are made to sneak and strike like shadows

Some are made to bear a curse upon their blood

Some are made to be shitty marty stu blue smurfs

Some are made to get shit on to establish how GRIM things can be

Guess which one is the Lamenters?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJNz2QgSNsk
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Lads
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>>332487548
Dark Angels are about as loyal as the Alpha Legion.

Luther did nothing wrong.
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>>332488897
You can never tell with the Alpha Legion, they're 50 layers deep in a lasagna of deception. They'll hurt their allies and help their enemies and not remember why.
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>>332489743

Go away, Alpharius. No one believes you anymore
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whend eos space hulk come out
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>>332489908
He's not Alpharius, I am Alpharius
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>>332487693

That's italian you fucking retard

I need this game so bad
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>>332489715
gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig_64zQBbZU
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Anyone still playing Last Stand? I could always go for a few rounds when I'm bored.
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>>332489968

Go away Omegon, you lying heretical shit mongrel
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>>332489908
Yeah, I'm Omegon.
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>>332490168
Are your sure, your omegon?

I always thought that i was.
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Exterminatus mode was a fucking crazy horde mode.
I remember getting to the final wave for the first time with the hope being to dodge roll and melee whenever possible.
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>>332490269
If you're Omegon then who then am I Alpharius?
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>>332490168
>>332490151
>>332489968
>>332489908
>>332489743

mfw Alpharius is samefagging in this thread.

Alpha Legion up to it's same old tricks...
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>>332490093
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>>332490370
>>332490357
>>332490269
>>332490168
>>332490151
>>332489968
>>332489908
>>332489743

I can't tell who the heretic is and who isn't...

My god, it's so insidious and brilliant...
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>>332490607
It's easy: if they're a Dark Angel, they're a heretic. If they aren't then they're probably not heretics.
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>>332490607
I bet you're alpharius.
Fag.
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>>332490607
What if there are more heretics then loyalists in this thread, AT THIS VERY MOMENT?!?

Fuck it, better safe then sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI
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I'M ALPHARIUS
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Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
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>>332490838
No. I'm Omegon
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This thread requires Exterminatus.

You're all filthy heretics by any sensible measure.

Including me.
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>>332489562
i thought that looked familiar
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>>332490838
>>332490928
Fuck you all, I'm the real Alpharius.
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>>332490951
Get that filthy shit outta here, heretic
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>>332490121
I was thinking about this a few minutes ago
I'd probably play more if the prestige system wasn't shit
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>>332490607
>>332490702
>>332490712
>>332490763
this pleases Tzeentch
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>>332487720
keep in mind this is an old build with shitty placeholder sounds and animations confirmed by developer on their forums that some PR dipshit sent out the video
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>>332491086
Didn't they release a new character for it a week or 2 ago?
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>>332491086

>implying anyone on /v/ actually plays video games

if this were even a remote possibility, you'd already be playing instead of scrolling through /v/ and refreshing threads all day/night.
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>>332491170
Necron Overlord, yeah. He was free from the 10th to the 15th.
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>>332488251
music was fuck awful. when i first heard the first part i immediately thought of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2djDE_kwH3Q

just showing the destruction of everything and how fucked a situation is. really dark shit. something i'd expect space hulk to exactly be. one of my favourite trailers IMO
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>>332489665

Some chapters are made to steal your shit and being the only succesor chapter of a traitor legion.

Based Blood Ravens.
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>>332491243
Is he any good?
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>>332486583
>Mark Strong voice

Who cares, he's great
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>>332491318
If you think being virtually unkillable while destroying literally everything in melee is good, then yes.
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>>332491170
yeah
I get the impression that his best build is available really early on. I don't think I'll buy him, at least not until he goes on sale anyway

>>332491197
I have other stuff to do sadly, committing time to vidya before I do what I'm supposed to makes me feel guilty
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YOU'RE NOT ALPHARIUS

IM ALPHARIUS THE GREAT

IM BRUTAL AND RUTHELESS

im not hurt
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>>332489295
i love them, there the only real good guys
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Mods you should be downloading now and playing in DC or Soul Storm.

http://www.moddb.com/mods/adeptus-mechanicus

http://www.moddb.com/mods/purgation-of-kaurava

http://www.moddb.com/mods/eranthis-project

http://www.moddb.com/mods/titanium-wars-mod-ss

http://www.moddb.com/mods/salamanders-mod-for-soulstorm

http://www.moddb.com/mods/ultimate-apocalypse-mod
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>>332487517
That fucking music

God damn what the fuck were they thinking. The fuck is this Dawn of Tacos?
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>>332491575
I gotta say, that Adeptus Mechanicus mod was really need, even if the faction wasn't my cup of tea.

also you forgot a couple
http://www.moddb.com/mods/witch-hunters-mod-for-soulstorm
http://www.moddb.com/mods/rage-world-eaters-warband
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>>332491575
>>332491736
>Adeptus Meachanicuck lovers

Dont you have some robo bad dragon dildo to be sucking right now?
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>>332491736
>>332491575
They have started rushing it, knowing that this is coming...

http://www.moddb.com/mods/the-mechanicum
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>>332491828
>throwing your meme fetish into a failed insult
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>>332491313
Brother Captain! The proper term is gifted! We were gifted these blessed relics belonging to the esteemed Adeptus Custodes!
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>>332486583
>another 'Leandros was right' thread

I'll start by saying the only two possibilities are Titus was a heretic or the developers just threw 40k lore out the window, since he could not be a blank or latent psyker, ergo the only remaining possibility is he's got some unholiness in him already.

But Leandros completely superceded the chain of command within the Chapter hierarchy, and would be fucking outcast from his Chapter for bypassing literaly EVERYONE above him and going straight to the inquisition.

Leandros might be right, but he's still a humongous fucking tool.
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>>332491828
Nigger, I think the AdMech are a bunch of fucking idiots who's obsessions with jerking off to machines and trying to keep their precious little forgeworlds relevant by not sharing STCs with the rest is a big contributing factor to the Imperium being as fucked as it is.

And how the fuck would you even assume that I love those schmucks just by saying that the mod that added them was pretty neat (yeah, I I know I said need and I blame lack of sleep).
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>>332492071
The Chapter leader was a heretic and Titus leaves that chapter with loyal space marines from it to start a new one

Thats the official story for the second and third game
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>heretics in this thread
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Someone post WH40K reaction pic please, my folder is empty
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>implying the Inquisition didn't just come to shanghai Titus into the Deathwatch

Leandros didn't do anything
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>>332492071
>anon understands the codex astartes

Leandros violated the codex by reporting Titus the inquisition instead of his company chaplain.

They would both have gotten buttslammed for their actions throughout the battle on Graia.
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>>332492175
>The chapter leader was a heretic

>ultrasmurfs leader
>heretic

What.

>Titus leaves the chapter with loyalists to start a new one
WHAT

IT DOES NOTHING TO ADDRESS THE FACT HE HAS WARP-GIVEN POWERS?

ALSO WHAT DO YOU MEAN SECOND AND THIRD GAME
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>this whole thread
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>>332492627
That's a lanklet looking astartes
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>>332488083
It's far more hilarious and grimderp for both the DA and the Fallen to be loyalists, but each thinks the other are traitors. All their muh secrecy faggotry is why they can't get their shit together and figure it out.
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>>332488749
>Doing that last fight with only a bolter and a thunder hammer
>no melta
>no lascannon

balls of steel if you're playing on hard
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>>332492928

I see no problems with that being canonical plot
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REMINDER THAT DARK ANGELS BOMBARDED FENRIS
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>>332493269
Only the Dark Angels stand between us and the foul machinations of furries
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>>332493159
'ere we go boyz!

>>332493269
This never would've happened to a Tau world
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Why are the designs so corny I swear to god. Everything about WH40K screams I'd like it but when I see those god damned 1999 Mattel space marine helments and orks it's just so fucking unappealing
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>>332493346
Some incompetent chapter that got fooled TWICE by a single changeling is going to save us.
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>>332493485
it's 30 years old anon, the designs haven't changed much throughout

make fun of the beakies all you want but you better not be talkin shit about the orkz
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>>332487976
I play that mod for the sole purpose of assraping smurfs with chaos lord Titus.
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>>332486583
It's a shame the mmo died, fuck EA
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>>332493485
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I had a neat thought about possible Slaanesh lore.


I'd imagine any time the warp opens up and spits out the demons of Slaanesh, there is no death, no pain, no harm.
Imagine you're an Imperial Guardsmen, wary and tired from guarding a world that borders the warp, I'd imagine you've been sitting at your post for emperor knows how long, fighting with your own eyelids to stay awake, lest the commissar find you asleep and have you hung up by your feet the next morning, or just outright execute you for insubordination. You've been here for weeks, maybe months, day in day out. They tell you chaos is out there, blah blah, for the emperor, blah blah your job is important since you're the first line of defense. But nothing ever happens. You just watch the eye spin, or whatever warp hole that's sitting in distance.

Then, in the dead of the night, you see a small bit of light in the distance. You nudge your out-post partner awake since he has the binoculars, and ask him what the fug that thing is out there. He gives one look, and grows pail stuttering as he spots what look to be daemons.

You're about to sound the alarm, when you stop, since you hear something odd coming from the direction the light is. It's music. Happy, jolly music, and laughter, and moans too? It sounds like someone is having a party out there. One gigantic, party to end all parties, the mother of all parties. You grab the binoculars from your buddy telling him to shut the fug up, as you look through them. Food, wine, women, hell children too even, all you can see is whatever you want to see, whatever you desire to see is in that festive light before you. Your friend might see naked men, you might see women, you might see tentacle monsters, but you only see what you want to see.

You're so tired, you haven't had a real drink, or a real meal in so long....but that party...they have everything. They have EVERYTHING.

So yeah, entire regiments taken over without a fight. Slaanesh is a peaceful god!
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Get to choosing, friendos.
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>>332486583
Ork brawler rpg when? Start squishy and finish as warboss
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>>332489423
DID SOMEONE SAY HERESY?
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>>332487693
>My bolter, my hate!
Color me hyped as fuck.
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>>332487358
Look up all the shitty iPhone games by russian devs, the mafias definitely using GW to launder money
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>>332493708
>Slaanesh is a peaceful god!
In reality. That's all happening in your mind.

The slaanesh demons picked you up and skull fucked you and everyone else on the planet.
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>>332493675
What did EA have to do with THQ going under?

On another note, is anyone else afraid of Slaanesh getting written out of the plot the same way as in AoS? Could you imagine the outrage from the unwashed masses or neckbeards if they were squated outright? It would be enough to will Khorne and Nurgle into existence.
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>>332487713
One of the more interesting characters from the fluff that will likely never be expanded upon. Shame.
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>>332493708
t. Slaanesh
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>>332493768
this i would play such a thing. Orks really are the best ever.

playing though all of DoW 2 and the expansions just play greenskins.
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>>332486583
It's crazy how every single faction (except faggot eldar) is so interesting. Love 40k
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>>332493708
Execpt slaanesh warbands ravage worlds with unspeakable crimes just like the dark eldar.
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>>332493731
Emperor of course

>loves me
>would probably bestow his powers and also the secret of the universe that won't piss me off
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>>332494092
>not enjoying the the dark eldar trolling everyone.
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>>332493731
>anyone but the immortal Emperor
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>>332493731
Guardsman, Berzerker or Tyranid are pretty good choices I think
Also this made me kek wholeheartedly
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>>332493731
Why not necron?

>>332493961
The mmo was published by ea, the thq one was given to EA, EA scrapped it
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>>332492627
Actually, in a recent Deathwatch game, one of the characters is an Ultra named Leandros.
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>>332494464
murder that skaven
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>>332494486
there better not be or I'll be mad as fuck
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>>332494246
Dark eldar yes, regular boring as fuck eldar? Nope
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DAILY REMINDER THAT GW ARE A BUNCH OF BLOODSUCKING CUNTS
Deathwing is a stolen idea and you should not support GW or the developers who "made" it
http://www.moddb.com/mods/deathwing
HERE IS THE TRUE ORIGIN OF DEATHWING
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>>332493731
Honestly? Tau. Kick ass mech armor and will treat me like an equal.
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>>332494730
t. Thirsty weeaboo
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>>332494663
Oh.

OK.

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Deathwing
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>>332493731
noise marine. already into drugs and would fuck p. much anything.
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>>332494873
EYE OF TERROR
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>>332494663
>implying Valve invented co-op horde shooters
>implying modders are owed shit if actually IP holders come to the same logical conclusion
>implying this and Vermintide don't blow L4D out of the water

stay mad
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>>332494873
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>>332494730
I'm autistic enough to tolerate 40k's designs as a guilty pleasure, but weeb mecha shit is too retarded for me to enjoy in any fashion.
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>>332487517
this will have coop right?
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>>332493731
Emperor and Guardsmen
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There is nowhere near enough porn out there of horrible demonic slaneeshi or slaneesh-esque orgies out there.
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All slaaneshi worshippers are confirmed shemale lovers.

dealwithit
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>>332495589
The only people with talent among the 40k fanbase spend all their time painting or cosplaying. There's like one good artist but all she draws is Horus Heresy homolust.
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>you will never endure the pain glove while your battle-brothers stroke your genetically-stunted supercock with Dorn's skeletal fist
Why live?
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Who is the best God and why is it Tzeentch?
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>>332495862
>not Khorne
I appreciate the simpler things in life, like slaughter.

Thousand Sons are pretty cool, though.
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>>332495829
To wait for the Emperor to reclaim earth
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>>332495742
Honestly I'd settle for demonic orgies that weren't explicitly 40k but were similar in tone but what little of that there is pretty much all garbage.
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Are IG conscripted for life? Do they retire? Or is that no grimdark enough?
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>>332487358
Vermintide was a fun l4d2 clone though it was given to a small studio who can't put it on console.

If vermintide was on console it would be a hot seller.
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>>332487548
>posts Ironhand...
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>>332495
>acknowledging that the Imperial Fists would never tolerate your homoerotic fantasies

You're well on your way to repentance, anon. Stay the course.
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New All Guardsmen Party coming on the 9th boys!
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>>332496036
Being promoted to a navy general or any other off-field command role is as good of a retirement as any man could get.
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>>332486984
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Does the imperium support homosexuality? Or is GW still bullshit facist shit?
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>>332493002
based greenmarine
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>>332496240
>tainted by slaanesh
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>>332496036
after so many years they can retire to a world of there choice, veteran regiments sometimes get rewarded by becoming colonists on a world they recently conquered.
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>>332496240
The Imperium is at war. At all times. Against EVERYTHING. They need new soldiers constantly. Now guess what homosexuality doesn't provide.
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>178 replies
>66 posters

Get the fuck off the internet Alpharius.

Or Omegon.

Whichever one of you it is, fuck off.
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>>332496384
It provides inter-guardsmen bonding.
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>>332487126
>fun multiplayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBuIA39e188
P2P is a plague.
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>>332496036
>Are IG conscripted for life?
They're in it for life and never get to go back to their homeworld again.

>Do they retire?
Not the standard Guardsman, but it does happen, usually what happens is if a Guard regiment takes a world, they set up shop and become the ruling class, but that happens only if the regiment did something exceptionally crazy like taking down a Titan or something.
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>>332496036
I imagine a guardsman walking into the regimental offices requesting to retire and being told "I have records right here saying Guardsman Whosit already retired 13984 years ago. Whoever you are, you need to get back to the front lines before I have you shot."
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>>332496240
Gee Dubs is smart enough not to confirm or deny that. No point in pissing off customers for no potential gain.
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>>332496421
no
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>>332496240
They're xenophobic, what do you think cuck?
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>>332496036
Three ways to leave the guard
1: Die
2: Live long enough/get injured enough not be worth the effort of bringing along, generally you just get left behind when the regiment moves on
3: Do well enough to earn your retirement while still being able to work, generally the regiment has some choice in this matter and is given some land to build a new life

The last unofficial way (besides deserting like a filthy heretic) is to do well enough to get promoted off the front lines
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>>332496421
No fuck you
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>you will never master the art of warfare
>you will never command an Warhost against filthy mon-keigh
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>>332496421
I thought you were Alpharius.
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>>332496475
Somebody post the IG handbook, because I'm certain that he wouldn't even get the warning according to that list.
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>>332496529
As long as its human you're good to go?
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>>332496575
Then who are you?
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>>332496557
How anyone could like such a boring and creatively bankrupt race design I'll never know.
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Can a transgender join the sisters of battle?
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>>332496595
Pretty much, but no fags or fucking out of wedlock or you're a heretic, it's funny because if salanesh or whatever it's called didn't exist, no one would give a fuck
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>>332496703
No
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>>332496384
>oppressive command staff of my IG unit won't let me be homo
>nobody in my squad wants to be my friend anyways
>contemplate life without delicious demonic shemale cocks in my mouth
>nope.jpg
>consider ritually sacrificing myself to Slaanesh
>mfw my plan will work and I get all the Slaaneshi booty I want
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>>332496609
I am most definitely not Alpharius
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>get a 40k itch
>decide to download DoW again
>so much fun, huge battles, pathfinding is still shit (obviously) but otherwise its a solid game
>decide to play DoW2 again
Holy SHIT did I forget how bad this game was
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>>332496720
>wedlock

There's marriage in this shithole existence?
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>>332493731
>khornate
lol

>>332494240
That last part is heresy.
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>>332496686
The same could be said about literally any other race in the 40k universe.
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>>332496776
You'd probably be too pathetic for it and be used by the emperor's children as a fuck toy then they will break down your body for drugs
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>>332491575
You linked the wrong FoK
http://www.moddb.com/mods/dawn-of-warhammer-40k-firestorm-over-kronus
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>>332493961
EA has been known to buy game companies to pad their portfolio and then proceed to run them into the ground on purpose, sue their competition with frivolus lawsuits just to eat up their time and money in court and actually commit corperate espionage by stealing game mechanics designs, codes and ideas from other companies, over working their employees and pay overtime and then firing them when the game releases

EA

Electronics Arts

Did this shit in the 1980's...now looks at the shit they do today?

So yes, just like with Black Isles and many other studios, THQ was killed by EA.
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>>332496836
Hi Alpharius
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>>332496919
I know, but smug ancient mystics with energy weapons and curvy architecture?
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>>332496960
They are merging those mods.
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>>332496703
No such thing, people are usually born with no abnormalitys or are exterminated at birth. No autism allowed in the imperium
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You fools. Disregard the above posts, I am Alpharius.

I have been monitoring this thread for reasons.
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>>332496915
Yeah, especially in high class families
>>332496776
The codex says that usually backfires. You'll get hundreds of spiked daemon dicks, not just one,
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>>332496895
i have the opposite reaction

i like 2 cant enjoy one that much
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>>332497130
Ignore this poster. Omegon here
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>>332496770
>>332497001
ok wow, so the space marine empire is facist? arent they suppose to be the good guys who are badass wtf
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>>332496989
I happen to like elves.
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>>332497152
You have horrid taste but i respect your opinion
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>>332497263
>good guys
>40k
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>>332497263

This anon is the real Alpharius/Omegon trying to subtly slander the Imperium of Man.
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>>332497263
>dis git
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>>332497263
>good guys
>40k universe
40k universe is like Hitler + Stalin + Mao + Mussolini all got into a fight
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>>332496036
It's 30 years of active service, minus travel time, for most enlisted.

If your an officer you might find life better staying in and getting rejuvenation treatments to keep you sorta young looking and alive for a hundred more years.
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>>332497383
Why would a loyalist sully the imperium
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>>332497383
Fuck you, I'm not either of those clever and cunning sounding names. Stop paying attention to me.
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>>332497263
If the Empire wasn't strict as fuck humanity would be wiped out.

Xenophobia, fanatical religion, controlling human emotion, its all done to curb the spread of alien and chaos influence on the population.
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>>332497263
>space marine empire
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>>332497320
im also new to RTS games, if that helps any.
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>>332497509
and the tau dont exist because ?????
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Give me a tl;dr on Alpha Legion, from what I've gathered they sided with Horus because they thought humanity would wipe itself out and take chaos with it?
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>>332497440

>mfw i read the name field

Nice try, you capricious heretical fuck nugget.

Just wait until the Grey Knights get ahold of you. It'll be like watching a virgin ass getting passed around in prison.
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>>332496770
Why?
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>>332495059
>implying this and Vermintide don't blow L4D out of the water

Honestly they didn't/won't I enjoy Vermintide immensely but it lacks quality. L4D vs mode is great, the community turned to to dogshit in L$D2 but the quality of the game is still there. My other issue with Vermintide is it's pushing age of sigmar shit which is awful and it's an example of GW being shitlords.

Everytime Warhammer & 40k games get brought up you know they are going to miss the mark unless it's Dawn of War. Space Marine wasn't terrible. But as I said they lack quality, Total Warhammer looks great. Like Blizzard become a multibillion dollar company by creating a bastardised AAA games of the franchise, so I don't understand why a company doesn't just create AAA warhammer game/games.

tl:dr, need actual AAA warhammer games, Dawn of War: A
SpaceMarine: A-B
Warhammer Online: B+ (would have been A if people actually played it)
Vermintide: B/C
Total Warhammer: AAA (hopefully, actually hyped)
Deathwing: ? (wait and see)
40K MMO: B/C
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>>332496240
Believe it or not the Empire has rather loose guidelines on how a govener runs his planet so long as taxes are paid. It's mostly feudal like and local cultures vary like Tallarans who are basically muslims and do not fighting alongside female guardsmen.

But there are no specific laws against homosexuality but creating children for the future is encouraged.
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>>332497586
They are mind controlled by the Ethereals.

Granted the ethereals seems to buy 100% into the greater good crap but they still hold the freewill of an entire race and then some
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>>332497586
Weebs are the ultimate cancer.
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>>332497602
Hey buddy, don't get mad at me we're doing our duty to the emperor

>>332497593
Alpha legion doesn't exist
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>>332497593

They're confirmed traitors to the Imperium, who joined Horus because of reasons, and continue to use reasons to mask their reasons so they can grimdark their true reasons.
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>>332497602
Grey Knights ain't doing shit, they're to busy getting trolled by this guy.
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>>332497747

That you, Omegon?
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>entire thread
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>>332496060
They are making a console port right now
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>>332497836
... Maybe
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>>332497570
Go play SupCom and Age of Mythology
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Do Chaos Orks exist?
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>>332493731
>not taking the necron

lmao it's like you fags don't even know that there's a necron inside of you right now
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>>332497847

No heresy here, boss.
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>>332497586
being isolated in a warp storm for centuries certainly helps avoid other xeno influence, not to mention the ethereals controlling everything anyway
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Why doesn't EVE make something similar but reskinned with 40K armies?

There's still room for player customization with unique autisticly named chapters and regiments, but maybe I'm making a false equivalency.
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>>332497631
>Vermintide
>on the same tier as motherfucking Eternal BlunderCrusade
You best be kidding nigger.
Vermintide is A- on your score list.

Also
>pushing age of shitmar
In what bloody way? Vermintide is literally the last we'll get of the old fantasy alongside total warhammer
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>From the Eye of Terror, we've come to kill!
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