Melee thread since the last one got deleted.
why do japs get all the cool boxarts
>>332470293
Because they know when to stop playing a game.
>>332469723
If it got deleted that's a sign
General threads go in /vg/, for the lat time.
>>332469723
Why the fuck are people still talking about a 2001 game that's extremely outdated? Especially a game that relies on glitches to be competitive.
Watching Maylay matches are so boring. You'd be lucky to see a handful of characters in a tourny. It's so predictable.
>>332471227
We'd need a decent poster base that knows about the general since making a thread randomly would just get it killed of. It could work if we made the thread after or during a major.
>>332471889
Because it's super fun to play and watch shitposter.
Now that Hbox is winning so much im interested to see how the meta evolves
Fox isnt working so well so are people going to find a better combat for jiggly?
>>332469723
Can you faggots just keep this shit on some sort of general in /vg/? Fucks sake.
>>332472026
>legit reasoning
>"shitposter"
>>332471227
All the tr4sh kiddies on /v/ will hate on it.
>>332469723
fuck you
>>332471889
Go watch zero win 75th tourny in a row with Sheik, retarded tr4shfag.
>>332472250
Even 64 was better. At least it's matches have variety and aren't garbage glitchfests
>>332472678
We get it, you're insecure about your slow ass boring Brawl clone dying. No need to sperg out in Melee threads just cause your jealous that your 50 apm snore fest will never be taken as seriously as Melee.
>>332472678
>>332473151
>will never be taken as seriously as Melee.
Only meleefags take melee seriously
>>332472081
Unless a melee general is made, no. /ssbg/ is unironically sm4sh general and actively shun/shitpost any non-sm4sh talk. In the past two days on /v/ I've played and talked about melee more times than I have in months on that general.
>Brawl thread 2 nights ago
>Actual discussion of the game
>Melee thread
>Shit posted into Oblivion
Why can't people just ignore a game they don't like?
>>332473397
I wouldn't be surprised if it was them who shitpost the /v/ melee threads.
>>332469723
Why does all the Melee render art look like a shonen-themed game? Sometimes it feels like it's a Capcom game in disguise.
Rev up those opinions lads
>Main
>Secondary
>Favorite matchup
>Favorite legal stage
>Favorite banned stage
>>332473397
>tfw I've had better melee discussions in /fgg/ than in /ssbg/
>>332473719
>Fox
>Fox
>Fox vs Falco
>FD
>Poke Floats
>>332472053
some people are going peach to deal with puff and icies, i think m2k has even been talking about getting better at peach since he lost to wobbles
samus has also been rising on the dl since the fall of falcon/falco is very good for her, plup has been showing up recently, hugs is no longer busting out of every tourney and duck has been getting some really good placements but has flown under the radar
>>332473783
I wouldn't doubt it at all.
>>332473719
Falco
Samus
Anything not Marth or Falco
Pokestadium or Yoshi's
Pokefloats or Mute City
>>332473380
Yeah that's why we get the sunday slot at Evo every year, BTS events, HTC events, Redbull sponsored players, ESPN coverage, and Invitationals like 5 gods while nobody touches smash 4. Smash 4 will forever be Melee's younger faggot brother.
>>332473151
Yea no, I don't care. I used to love it until people like you killed the game
>>332469723
Truly the worst fanbase in all of video games.
>>332470293
idk
but i wanted those cases, i got a few imports and those cases are fucking PERFECT sized
>>332473719
>Marth
>Peach
>Marth vs Fox
>Pokemon Stadium
>Hyrule Temple
>>332473827
Peach sucks ass against a puff who knows what they are doing.
Just don't respond to shit posters friends, maybe they'll move on and discuss a game that they enjoy.
>>332473719
>Fox
>Captain Falcon
>Tie bewteen Fox/Shiek or Fox/Falco
>Battlefield or bust nigga
>Poke Floats.
>>332474242
>tfw you realize after all that sweetness he even got a misfire down there
Abate is so fucking sexy
>>332474000
It was casuals like you who murdered the series as a whole. Suck a fat dick, Melee is literally the only Smash game worth playing.
>>332474001
Also the hardest to enter. I haven't seen a competitive game with such a high barrier of entry like this one.
>>332474616
>Melee is literally the only Smash game worth playing.
This is why Meleefags are cancer.
Melee is a good game. But being the ONLY good Smash? Go kill yourself
>>332474772
your right PM is pretty good
>>332474616
64 is well worth playing and so is PM. Brawl is great for single player content and I honestly wish 5mash has gameplay anywhere between 64 and melee and has the content brawl did.
>>332474620
Holy shit this.
I'm honestly thinking about quitting because I don't think I can ever be mentally that good.
I've seen niggas from 06/07 struggle to go 2-2 in monthlies and I have seen 2 year player (relatively new) making top 16/8 in monthlies and beating PR ranked players.
Melee is hard m8.
>>332475031
>That feel when there will never be another Subspace Emissary
>>332474616
Stay blasted, fucking faggot. You will NEVER get new content/material for your shit glitchy piece of garbage. Keep living in the past, Im glad Smash moved on and Im glad you will never get a Melee successor.
Casuals will forever be more important that you retards, and us casuals love Smash 4. Get fucked
>>332475337
>Implying we need more content
Quality > Quantity
It's almost as if the core gameplay mechanics are what kept players around for so long!
>>332474772
Brawl and Smash 4 are kiddy shit. I have no interest in playing a watered down slow floaty fag version of Melee. I've never been a Nintendo fan or Smash fan, Melee is the exception. It's so different from every other Nintendo game it should be in it's own series. Nintendo is gay, Smash 4 is gay and you are a huge faggot.
>>332474620
>>332475234
You'll never be good enough. You literally need to be autistic to be considered a top competitive Melee player.
Why is this fanbase so shitty?
Why can't you retards get along?
It's the same fucking series for fuck sake, chill the fuck down and talk about the damn game already.
>>332475550
School children are still awake
Once they go to bed people can actually have discussion on whichever Smash game they like
>>332475508
>Quality
>Fox matches up the ass
>>332475337
That's fine with me my main man. I'm content with playing Melee forever. I have no interest in any other faggot ass nintendo game anyway. I hope Sakurai kills himself.
>>332475532
>Brawl and Smash 4 are kiddy shit.
>Nintendo is gay
>Melee is the exception
>But Nintendo is gay
Where you bullied/abused as a child?
>>332475532
Funniest thing I've ever read
>>332475685
Fox is a quality character Anon
>>332473440
Because ESAM promised to evaluate my match between me and my brother if I buy something to get him into this "Smash Summit" thing?
I don't know Melee so I'm not going to watch it.
>>332475678
This is why these threads get deleted. Start any Smash thread and it derails into flamewar faggotry.
I feel sorry for people who want to legitimately talk about BOTH games.
>>332475778
If you're a tier-faggot, sure.
SPICY DRAMA
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/4cio31/macd_sexual_assault_allegations/
>>332473719
>Peach
>Fox
>Peach vs Falcon
>FD or Pokemon
>Mute City
>>332473719
Pika
Marth
Falcon
Fountain of Dreams
Big Blue
>>332476031
>https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/4cio31/macd_sexual_assault_allegations/
Poor guy wishes he could marry leffen kun.
>>332473719
Marth
Roy
Marth v. Marth
FoD
I dunno lol
>>332475508
>core gameplay
I didn't know glitching the game was considered 'core gameplay'
Also more content AND more quality. 58 characters vs 25. And plenty of those 58 are usable compared to only a handful in Melee.
Also more stage variety, since all of them can be FD.
>>332476017
No, even if you don't care about tiers Fox is still a neat character!
>>332476307
>And plenty of those 58 are usable compared to only a handful in Melee.
I'm pretty sure you can use whatever character you want in Melee!
Same with Smash 4!
>>332476031
>I am also here to discuss how this happened under Sky Williams’s own roof
THIS SHIT IS GOLD ALREADY
>>332476307
>Still using the wavedashing is a glitch meme in 2016
>unironically saying smash 4 has more character variety
>40 copies of fd is variety
into the tr4sh
>>332476031
I would also like to point out that MacD said he hits on boys under 18 on stream at the foundry and nobody called him out on that.
Anyone up for melee netplay? I'm east coast and pretty meh.
>>332477451
>Still using the wavedashing is a glitch meme in 2016
Facts are a "meme" because it's been said for a while? Maybe because Melee is old?
>unironically saying smash 4 has more character variety
Are you saying Melee has more character variety than Smash 4?
>40 copies of fd is variety
Versus 1 copy? I'd say so
>>332476031
tldr
>So I was left alone with drunk MacD who promptly tries to ask seductively, ‘What’s wroooooong?’ I looked away and up at the moon to ignore him. He moved a seat closer to me and said, ‘We both know I’m not going to rape you, so what’s the problem?’ He proceeded to unbutton my shirt and rub my nipples. I thought about putting my cigarette out on his hand but just flicked it, stood up, went back into the house, and cried.”
>MacD took my arms, pinned me to his bed, and started to lick the inside of my ears.
then he calls him a rapist in chat to sky
>>332477730
what the fuck
Why is not this on /vr/?
HAX IN FIRST PLACE
we did it vee
>>332478031
>ESAM 2nd
>>332478031
good job
now better start buying votes to keep him there for 5 days
>>332476031
MacD is a mega homo and I think every smasher has stories where he tries to be cute by touching them. I know leffen complained about some stuff. He openly talks about how he'll flirt with a ton of people as well.
How and what could I practice by myself?
>>332478326
l-canel
wavedash
short hop on fox
shffl
how to chase different DI
approaches
and more
all with 20xx
>>332478172
Now we need to converge on Wobbles
he's literally our guy
>>332476031
>Hey mang0, is macD going to be in rape x3?
>>332478638
I need my dick in her mouth
>>332478776
challenge them to melee
>>332478031
>prof pro about to be knocked down by s2j
noo
>>332478776
Man how many siblings does Armada have?
His parents must be pornstars or horny as fuck 24/7.
>>332473719
>Falcon
>Ganon
>None
>FD
>Poke Floatswith Poke Balls
>>332478776
bitch at the very back looks like a fucking PS3 model.
When did 4chan go from being at least somewhat intelligent in their shenanigans to an autistic vortex of cancer?
>>332479378
lol
could we not shitpost
Mac "drink some tipple, then rub a nipple" D
>>332479410
F of BI
>>332478776
>remember I'm not Alex Strife
>Go back to my match at EVO 2016
>make it all the way to top 8
>Armada beats me but I'm in still in losers
>Face off against hungrybox
>It's a close set but I take it with a yolo knee
>GF rematch against Armada
>bracket reset
>he stops using Fox and goes Peach
>everybody in the venue is chanting my name
>people are waving flags from my state and chanting USA
>win
>hbox comes up and holds my arm up (he's the only person that does this)
>watch hax lynch himself in the corner of the venue
>wake up and grind tech.
>>332479883
That's factually wrong though.
Use a dictionary.
>>332479378
>at least somewhat intelligent in their shenanigans
wut?
when did a melee thread become a jailbait thread?
Macd is alpha as fuck
Grabs some ass whenever he wants
Doesn't take no for an answer
Whining pussies can bitch what they want but he still takes them
Everyone in this thread is a pussy beta compared to the manliness that's Macd
So how many majors is MacD getting banned from
>>332480710
like leffen but times 20
Evidence.zip can't contain the ass raping
>>332480710
Probably none since he's gay and has social immunity. MacD molests guys all the time but for some reason he gets a pass.
>>332481212
booty is more important than food or water
Who here /funday/?
When is MacD coming on to make it more awkward.
>>332480668
Agreed. Nigga's not going to let anything get in the way of his sweet boy pussy.
>>332481743
kek
like those pussies have the guts to let him on stream now
>>332469723
>Mario besides Zelda
>Link beside Peach
Nintendo characters confirmed for swingers
>>332480710
Like 0 once Sky "Mac can have my D" Williams makes his drama video.
same
>>332481743
Im watchin Hugs stream but its ending now
>>332481903
Sky is seriously a gigantic faggit next to ESAM.
Hbox might be annoying but holy shit I don't know any one as bad as those two in the melee community.
>>332482194
To be fair getting good at melee nowadays is super fucking hard.
>>332476616
You don't give a fuck about what Sak says in 99% of situations, so why this? He also said he thinks Smash 4 is
more interesting and dynamic than Melee.
>Smash 4 kiddies resort to posting twitter screenshots and CP because people play a different game than them
This is just getting desperate m8's
>>332482458
What's the point of doing something like that on a CPU?
>>332482453
Great projecting friend.
All I know is that Sakurai considers Melee to be a highly competitive game, as he intended.
>>332482604
I dunno it was just a neat combo is all. Kinda like a proof of concept, although it probably won't ever be seen in a tournament match.
>>332481903
He has needs.
>>332482572
The community wanting Nintendo money so they put P:M under a bus.
Sucks though since Nintendo has no idea how to support the community.
FFS they don't even add prize pots to fucking Smash 4.
guys im in the venue, only have enough bag space to steal all of one game
smash 4 or melee
>>332482458
I play melee. Sometimes I think people hate on 4 because they can't techskill their way to victory. I rely on techskill too much and I don't play smart so maybe i'm projecting
>>332473719
>Falco
>Marth
>Marth vs Fox
>FD
>Temple
>>332483049
Kill yourself.
Could we leave the sm4sh discussion out of the thread
>>332483049
easy to trade in wii u, but melee probably is better for resell
>>332483053
You don't even need good techskill in melee either.
It's not like L canceling is that hard.
>>332482731
And that it lacks dynamic range and that its popularity rests purely on its speed.
He said it, not me :^)
>>332483053
You're just projecting. The best techskill players are dominant in tournaments. I'm by no means a top tier player, but I beat people who can techskill style on me all the time because thinking, movechoice, and stage control are way more fucking important than techskill.
>>332483205
Melee players are obsessed with Smash 4. They cannot go a thread without it.
>>332478031
>some washed up hack getting in over Ice
>>332483035
There was a detailed post after G3 that said they did promotion (tweeting the event). Actual relevant stuff they did was bring in setups, and help secure sponsorship deals. apparently they don't add prize pots because they claim they want to help the community as a whole and not just benefit the top players. A bunch of people posted and said that having higher stakes makes the event more exciting for viewers so who knows if they'll actually listen and become a real force for the community.
>>332478031
WE NEED TO KICK ESAM OUT
FUCK
>>332483218
Yeah I like it cause it's fast.
You're finally getting it Anon!
>>332483318
>>Melee players are obsessed with Smash 4.
>a sm4shfag was the one who started all this earlier in the thread
ok
>>332483049
>All those Melee discs
It's like I'm looking at a fucking chest full of gold.
>>332483205
9 out of 10 Melee threads have a shitposter that succeeded in starting flaseflagging game wars.
I remember that one time everyone actually just talked about Melee, esports were kept to a minimum and baits were ignored.
>>332483291
Half the techskill people practice is pretty situational desu.
Multishining is the biggest meme ever.
Moonwalks are useful in a blue moon.
Shield Pressure is all mental and it's better to go for grabs most of the time.
Shield Drops can be punished if you give up stage control using one.
etc.
People need to pratice BnB's(yes they do exist in melee) and movement options more than anything.
>smash 4 kiddies shoehorning their player into a melee only event
>top players are now literally raping commentators
>one of the best players right now will never be able to return to america because of tax evasion
Is Melee falling apart? Is this the beginning of the end?
>>332483524
I love to watch Chillin getting rekt.
MacD Mackin' his D on some Ds got me thinkin
Why is everyone in the smash scene either fucking gay, a furry, or both?
What's up with that? I tried getting into Melee and the obsession for all that pushed me away right quick. Well, that and everyone smelling like a sock dump.
>>332475234
You can play for 10+ years and just just slide along, but unless you put a lot of thought and study into the game and all it's mechanics, you'll never make it anywhere. It takes more than just playing a lot to be good, it takes thought.
Just look at chillindude. He's been playing since the beginning and he sucks, just playing the game will only take you so far you have to use your brain.
>>332483524
>pop-off
Man, these things are so phoned in it's not even entertaining
You knew you were going to win, why'd you popoff like you achieved something fuck you Jason
>>332483736
you forgot
>best american player right now is Hbox
>>332483707
I had a typo. It should read aren't dominant in tournaments. Being able to techchase and recover properly are way more important than other shit that is actually difficult.
>>332472097
What is legitimate about that reason?
>>332483849
Most FGC communities are full of fags. Just wait until Melee gets some trannies.
>>332484031
Wow, you're more autistic than m2k.
>>332484031
He did a neat combo.
He's miserable enough, can't you let the man have his moments?
Will PPMD ever be good again?
>>332483736
>Hbox might start dominating the melee scene if Armada/Mango don't stop him.
>Mango is washed up and the kid finally grew up.
>Armada cares more about his GF,family, and friends nowadays. Wouldn't doubt he quit soon.
>M2K is dogshit at melee and forever will be until the manchild fixes his health problems.
Yep.
Here's hoping plup/westballz win a major with all the god's there soon.
Someone please post pics of m2ks deleted tweet
>>332484032
kill me
>>332483849
Literally no one in the smash community is gay or a furry except macD and he's just an exception and fucking weirdo.
>>332484257
Bruh
Literally everyone is gay and or a furry
go walk on over to smashboards
shit is rampant
puff porn everywhere
>>332484178
He actually went to the doctor unlike M2K.
Here's too hoping Hax/PPMD make a true comeback.
>>332472053
there is no other character that does well against puff
hbox doing well is only hurting the meta honestly
containment board when
>>332472097
nothing you said was legit, shitposter
bait harder
>>332484257
Strongbad, the main PM guy is a brony with faggot pony avatars. No wonder the pm fanbase is full of literal autists, the mod was created by one.
>>332484398
Falco actually does pretty well too thanks to lasers. Hbox has even gone on record saying he hates the Falco matchup.
>>332484526
StrongBad is one of the worst faggots on there, along with the likes of Inui and unless he changed, Pierced.
>>332484089
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=0XsAWjyYJ6Y
it has already begun
>>332484680
Whose Pierced?
Documentary fag here.
I know StrongScrub and Inui are massive faggits but never heard of this nigga.
>>332484359
most of those people probably don't even go to tournaments so they can't really be considered part of the community. Smashboards is just a containment zone for fags.
>>332472026
>any match with Jiggs, Peach, or IC
>fun
>>332484779
more useless samus tech
nice
>>332484846
>Implying Armada peach games arent fun to wach
>>332484846
>Armada and Wobbles isn't fun to watch
>>332473827
>going peach to deal with puff
lmao Peach can't even punish Rest properly without a good item.
>>332484794
Theorycrafter extreme who puts on a super pretentious online persona and used to write essays about Marth in Brawl. He's been around for quite some time, but I think his faggotry peaked during those years. Also everybody involved in broom shit minus like Mow/Prime/few reasonable people.
You know for a time there were players advocating a battlefield only rulseset? Mostly East Coast falcon/spacies who can't handle it. And I think it was Hax who legit thought that Randall was random and wanted Yoshi's banned.
>>332485325
Hax has always had strange views on the game t b h.
Nigga barely upsmashes or laser camps as fox.
>>332484530
I highly doubt hbox actually prefers the fox matchup to falco, he's just saying that to make it sound like people don't NEED fox to beat his puff
fox has usmash uair and startup hitbox on upb at least
at least getting a grab means something for fox
falco has to play the %game until a bair finish? or a random dtilt? and an offstage falco is so much easier to edgeguard
puff dreamland is a true hard counter against falco, mathematically speaking
>>332485564
He wasn't the only one with that view. It was just funny to see him say Yoshi's should be banned because of that. That reminds me, you newgens don't know what it was like pre-stage striking when all of the "neutrals" were on random and game 1 was totally random.
Good times.
This fucking faggot has ego problems out the ass.
https://twitter.com/PG_ESAM/status/715028001738588160
>>332484846
>I cant combo/chaingrab them to death off one hit
>it's super boring
Meh.
>>332478031
>ESAM over Hugs
What is this bullshit
>>332486070
Tr4sh kiddies think ESAM is good.
>>332485923
>EFAM
I want to feel that this is ironic
>>332486120
He is #81 in the world. He is good.
He's not Summit level though, which is top 32.
>>332486174
>reporting videogames
Oh no! It's retarded.
>>332486174
>glitch
Oh boy there goes that word again. Thanks for the bump btw
Are you all still circlejerking over your bugs and glitches?
>>332486174
go fuck yourself, casual
meleefags will have the last laugh
>>332486520
Yes
>>332486520
Yes. Feel free to leave, jackass.
>>332486174
>>332486520
Just give it up already m8
>>332485949
This.
>>332486120
The Smash 4 kids apparently know ESAM is good in Melee over actual Melee players
Yall are str8 dumb
>>332487009
Yeah, but they think he's a top player
In the process of experimenting a new play-style, I got bodied today by players that I normally beat.
The worst thing is that my only "successful" play-style is mid-range Marth. These aggressive space animals are giving me a headache.
MacD thread evidence was deleted. What did I miss?
>>332487584
Keep experimenting and labbing brah.
Melee is hard game to learn fully.
Play to get better.
Alot of people do shit for easy wins instead of actually getting better in locals/tournies.
Why do Melee players sexually assault people?
>>332483435
esma gay rape accusation when?
>>332487727
>"He touched me so he's a rapist"
Basically that
>>332476031
NIGGER REDDIT MODS DELETED IT
http://pastebin.com/7yPixmWw
http://pastebin.com/7yPixmWw
http://pastebin.com/7yPixmWw
MAC "Shotas get the" D
>>332484201
what deleted tweet?
>Leddit deletes it like 5 hours later
Nice desu ne
>>332487727
So I was left alone with drunk MacD who promptly tries to ask seductively, ‘What’s wroooooong?’ I looked away and up at the moon to ignore him. He moved a seat closer to me and said, ‘We both know I’m not going to rape you, so what’s the problem?’ He proceeded to unbutton my shirt and rub my nipples. I thought about putting my cigarette out on his hand but just flicked it, stood up, went back into the house, and cried.”
>>332488232
Probably cause it was breaking their rules
>>332484201
>>332488098
He made a Facebook post about it, it was just "what is this?" and a link to the reddit thread. I assume the tweet was probably the same thing.
>>332488467
>We both know I’m not going to rape you, so what’s the problem?
>>332488479
is graphic sexual description off-limits or something
>>332488467
>>332488580
Someone draw MacD saying "i'm not going to rape you", while rubbing this guys nipples, and he's looking up at the disembodied head of the player The Moon floating in the sky who is grinning. In my head this is hilarious but I don't have the artistic talent to realize it.
>When you realize you about to be left alone with MacD
>>332476031
>https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/4cio31/macd_sexual_assault_allegations/
oh thats funny, i actually know a guy that got hammered at CEO and MacD was pushing on his ass to get him to his hotel room. Then he saw D1 and mentione dit to him and D1 was avid about "I need to talk to him about this"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJF3FR6fgz4#t=3m31
m2k is cute
>>332488770
Nah, but witch hunting is.
Also sharing that stuff with Reddit instead of maybe telling the police or something is pretty retarded
I met MacD and Sky at a tournament a while ago, I went with my boyfriend. When we approached them MacD looked at me then at my boyfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh MacD you found another goofball?", "Yeah Sky, this one looks like a complete dick head, his boyfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck his asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his boyfriend ass with goofballs so he'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment MacD jumped on my boyfriend and pulled his pants down, I tried to stop him but Sky jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "He's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my boyfriend stared at me in the eyes as MacD undressed him and rammed his fingers up his ass, he was trying to scream but MacD just kept pushing his head down. MacD looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as MacD then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into his anus with his hands. Sky who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "He's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Skys boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.
So does anyone think both Hax and Wobbles could pass Esam in Summit votes?
>>332473719
Marth
Falco
Fox
Pokemon Stadium
Mute City
>>332484031
>getting stoked that you won
>calling it a pop-off
in the FGC a pop-off is when you win an actually callout your opponent
fuckin smash babies get asspained the moment they do a tiger woods fist pump
would you fucks chill the fuck out?
>>332489469
The post said they filed a police report or were in the process of doing so, but you are right. MacD is in seriously deep shit because of how rumors circulate on the internet.
>>332473719
Yoshibecause aMSa is fun to watch
Doc or Luigi, I guess
Not really sure
Dreamland
Icicle Mountain, solely for keks
>>332488045
> MacD took my arms, pinned me to his bed, and started to lick the inside of my ears. He tried to go for my face to kiss me but I moved my head and he went for the other ear. He tried to put his hand up my shirt but I managed to force it away.
>>332472678
>glitchfests
If people don't like Melee that is fine but saying that it's a glitchfest makes no sense
ok, sure. wavedashing might be a "glitch". who gives a shit? why does it being unintentional automagically make it not fun and awesome?
if you want to take away Sakurai's credit because the game is so popular by accident, then go ahead.
but some of the most fun things in the history of gaming have been unintentional or glitches.
"this is awesome but I am going to dislike it because it's a glitch and it's not the proper intention of the developer, who's cock i suck"
that's what you sound like
any of you lads playing friendlies?
>>332479378
Once Smash 4 came out?Once the GG shitstorm happened?Never?
Great, just great.
Before I was called a waifufag.
Then I was called a faggot.
Now I'm going to be called a waifushit fag sexual predator.
All for just playing Peach.
>>332490476
i was playing friendlies at my locals earlier today
>>332490275
fucking peach mains
>>332490528
You deserve it you dsmash spamming nigger rapist
This shit is gonna hit ChuDat Chronicle levels.
>>332490618
I would never rape a basketball american.
I fucking love melee
>>332490706
>The vegetable oil
>>332491187
Who doesn't and nice bump m8.
>>332490528
>puff players are ridiculed and made fun of on the daily for being being lame/cancerous
>for some reason playing peach is completely acceptable
If Armada didn't exist you would already have been lynched. I hope this incident brings you sicko pedo freaks to light and peach gets banned.
>>332490706
https://soundcloud.com/nannose/the-chu-dat-chronicles-as-read-by-nannose
>>332491902
>>332490618
>I'm retard that can't deal with dsmash and cant space moves for shit
At least you're probably spacie mains.
>>332491902
You literally need to get better at spacing to beat peach. Get better at baiting dsmash tool.
Unlike jiggs where Bair is broken as fuck.
Who else only play /melee/ here?
man this fucking macd shit it top tier
>>332473949
*younger faggot adopted brother
Anyone reading this MacD shit right now
>MacD is going to lose his sponsor and be unsponsorable after this
>Sky will be banned from commentating
ayyyy
MacDiddler
>>332469723
no one cares about your shitty party game faggot
