>Gone Home
>Impossible to lose
>Walking simulator
>Gay Themes
>People despise it
>Princess Trainer
>Impossible to lose
>Almost a walking simulator
>Gay Themes
>People love it
Help me understand. Is it just because it's a porn game it is held to lower standards?
Its easier to jerk off to one and also one was free.
>>332465127
People who use walking sim as criticism ar egenerally retards, op
One of them got paraded by mainstream outlets as a masterpiece of vidya
The other was made to fap to and it served its purpose
>>332465127
gonehome: no sex, tumblr themes, $10
princess: sex, humor themes, free
6/10 made me reply
>>332465127
Not a walking sim also you forgot there's porn in it.
>>332465127
>One is a game that has mechanics to push along its gameplay
>The other is an on rails FF tier story
False equivalency and you know it.
>>332465127
People despise Gone Home because it got to big for what it is.
>>332465127
both are shit
i dont understand why people praise princess trainer
its boring as fuck and the sex scenes are just bad
>tfw you fall in love with iris and every time you try to be romantic with her in game the game makes fun of you for being a pussy
>>332465878
S'all about breeding season. The devs just need to fucking get working on those broken animations.
>>332465127
>Princess Trainer
I don't know why I put this here.
>Impossible to lose
Tell that to all the unborn children covering my shirts.
>Almost a walking simulator
That's a fucking big "almost". It has activities and progression, and characters that are fun and sexy. Those latter words will always charm more than tumblr pandering.
>Gay Themes
But the correct kind of gay themes. That would be the kind that make my penis hard.
>People love it
Only a very small handful of people have played it, and yeah most of those love it, but not all.
Has anyone masturbated to gone home?
>>332466106
I'm sure tumblr has.
>>332465127
Porn games never pretend to be anything else, nor do they wear their shitty gameplay (or lack thereof) as a badge of honor.
All Gone SJW had to do was wear the proper VN title, and no one would have given an iota of shit. But, seeing as how there's no way in hell it would sell if the indie clique didn't drum up controversy to draw attention to it, there's a fat chance any of that will be happening in the future.
PRINCESS NEEDS MORE ANIMATIONS AND SEXY MOMENTS OR CG ART OF THE NASTY SHIT!! The ones that are there are great but I want MMMMOOOOAAAARRRRR
Isn't there a Princess Trainer Gold coming? Is it any good?
>>332466363
It's already out. Torrent it.
It's in beta but considering who's making it, we both know it'll never come out of beta.
>>332465127
>Shitposting
>Impossible to fail
>Posting simulator
>Gay themes
>OP loves it
No OP, help us understand.
>>332466435
It's bretty good then?
>>332465889
>>332466723
It is. Adds some nice Lola scenes and a few for the other girls too.
And I don't know why it's in "beta" as the thing never crashes or doesn't work as intended.
It's good enough to be worth your time, but not your money.
>>332465127
>People hate Gone Home
People on 4chan hate it because it's popular. Ask anyone in the game media about it and they'll call it 10/10.
Not that they know shit about games mind you
>>332465127
i personally didnt care for it, too much time and grinding just for some non animated cutscenes
>>332466015
>Tell that to all the unborn children covering my shirts.
God this game made me win so many times
>>332466854
In the first days there was a bug where Jasmine's portrait would occupy the screen at all times, blocking out CG's and stuff. I think someone made a fix for it, but I don't know if it was fixed officially.
>fapping to narratives
There are better options
>>332465127
>walking simulator
>no actual walking
nice
>>332467003
Oh, I just picked up a torrent from KAT, and never experienced that, so don't know if it was fixed or not but it worked for me.
>>332467016
Your opinion is objectively wrong.
>>332467234
well fuck me. let's do some epiphany fapping then
anyone got a CG rip for me?
>>332467763
It's more satisfying when you work for it, Anon.
>>332468005
Just a specific CG rip of the new version with added scenes, not the old one. Afraid that a google search will lead me on a wild goose chase checking out a bunch of downloads of the old version.
>>332467003
>using cheats
It was an issue with the cheat mod that someone released that wanted to try and force a sex scene with Jasmine but for whatever reason didn't want to function properly and instead just left Jasmine up on the screen.that grind was awful and akabur should just put in cheats as a default
>Princess Trainer
>Almost a walking simulator
>>332467763
Why? Half of what causes the BONERS is the dialogue and character build up to the cg wank sessions and then the writing within those scenes.
Witch trainer would be boring as fuck for half those CGs not having the context o how Hermoine has wen corrupted leading up to them.
>>332465127
I narrow it down to a key feature so even you could understand
>Princess Trainer
>porn
>Gone Home
>not porn
>>332470539
>It's porn so it's okay it's not really a game
Maximum kek
>>332470719
Yes, exactly.
>>332470719
Yeah pretty much.
>>332465127
princess trainer is free
>>332466876
>>332470719
>playing porn games for the gameplay
Where the fuck do you get this idea?
>>332465127
The game is dogshit, people just play through it for the porn scenes.
>>332471930
>This somehow disproves that /v/ only hates it because it's popular
lol
>>332470939
>>332471575
>>332472306
I used to think with my penis, but that was when I was underage.
>>332472701
Didn't say that it did. Just an explanation for why reviewers are giving it 10/10.
>>332472757
It's porn, it is LITERALLY the only time you should ever think with your dick.
>>332466265
You sound like one of those niggers that comment on pornhub videos.
>>332472757
There's a difference between thinking with your penis and knowing when you should just let your penis take over.
>>332472757
I assume you also watch porn movies for the plot & acting, right?
>>332472849
I prefer xnxx or xvideos
>>332465127
>Is it just because it's a porn game it is held to lower standards?
Of course.
Porn is porn first and (whatever medium) second.
You might as well wonder aloud why people complained about the acting in the Star Wars prequels but not Cum Hungry Club Sluts 7.
>>332472938
No, but if the plot and acting are good, it complements the porn better.
>>332465889
>Mad at you for calling her beautiful
>Loves it when you call her slut
Its suffering
>>332472849
but he didn't even request the giving of the D.
>>332465503
Those whose statements are misspelled and lack punctuation are usually unintelligent as well.
>>332472306
kamidori alchemy meister, son