Is there a manliest job than being a blacksmith?
learning basic english
Finding your radiant sun.
>>332459551
Giggolo.
>>332459551
Is Andre a god? How the fuck else is he still alive?
>>332459551
Lumberjacks in Dark Souls when?
>>332459551
Actually using the swords.
>>332460613
that's for wannabes, blacksmiths got shit to do no time for faggy sword-slapping
>>332460613
Anybody can use a sword. Not many can take a bunch of crap in the dirt and turn it into a weapon.
>>332460569
There is a theory that he is the first born and not Solaire, but he is alive in DS3 because a lot of dead people are coming back. A lot of those being people who have linked the flame.
>>332460569
His soul has been imbued with fanservice - now he cannot die
>>332460772
>born to pleb
>>332460772
What are strength requirments?
>>332460613
>>332460772
Anyone can swing a sword. Knowing why is what makes you a man.
>>332461030
A sword is like 2 pounds. Even an office worker could use that shit.
>>332461289
In fairness the Dragonslayer barely counts as a sword. It's just a giant thick slab of iron.
>>332459551
why does the stereotypical blacksmith have a big old beard? it seems impractical if you're dealing with fire all day
>>332461289
>not posting Dark Horse version
>>332461763
Blacksmiths around today tend to have beards as well. Maybe to insulate against the heat?
>>332461763
A little singed beard never killed ya
So how far forwards in time is this? Because Andre doesn't seem a day older.
>>332459551
using a warhammer to murder fools
>>332461763
to protect your face
>Thought about taking up blacksmithing as a hobby
>Have no idea what even do aside from.making swords
>No one needs swords anymore
>There are no adventurers needing arms for their travels
I'm struggling to find a hobby to care about.
>>332462763
They mostly make small metal items for the home. Some still make horseshoes.
>>332462705
No.
>>332459551
sucking the blacksmiths dick imo especially when they don't want it sucked. Shows him who's the boss
>>332460976
He was originally supposed to be the first born but that part of his story was cut out. So now hes just a dude.
>>332460976the firstborn is in 3, it's neither of them
>>332462763
no one needs swords anymore, but a master crafted sword can sell for thousands of dollars as a decoration piece which there's actually a market for
>>332460143
Who pays you for doing that?
>>332462915
Yeah, now the firstborn isa boss called The King of the Storm
>>332462860
yes, you neo /v/ shit head
>>332462952
God that fight looks like it will be amazing. Perfect aesthetics, visual and audio.
>>332463025
You meanthe Nameless King. The King of Storms is his pet bird-wyvren
>>332462954
I don't care about money. I want something I can feel passionate about to make life stop feeling so dull.
>>332462763
I've heard that there are blacksmiths who make good money from decorative wrought iron
>>332463112
Whatever. You know who I meant.
>>332462763
Mostly just decorations and art pieces these days. Most of the metal works that people need, like nails, screws, utensils and machine parts come from factory assembly lines and other automated machines. You could still make swords and all that cool stuff, it'll just be hard to make any money with it.
>>332459551
Learning Grammar?
>>332463042
Fuck off, idiot.
>>332463195
then why are you complaining about people need instead of doing what you want? i think your issue is that you're useless and want to feel useful
Stonesmith
>>332463495
no, you're the fucking idiot you neo /v/ shit head. beards protect from the sparks and pieces of metal. instead of burning your face they just burn the beard
>>332459551
>there are """people""" on this very board who killed DaS' blacksmith bros
absolutely haram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMwkE-M2H6A
Where the winds sing
The laments of times long gone
Where the elves dance
Their dances of solitude
Hearken to the mountain
Can you hear the echoes
Of the hammer's beat
From deep within the shadows?
The lord of the blacksmiths
Keeps forging on
Through the endless time
Master of the anvil
Allys the metals
With an essence of magic
With wisdom and sorcery
From the beginning of time
Magnificent mworks are forged
For gods and for mighty kings
Uncrushable shields
Powerbelts and magic rings
Swords that never miss
Sceptres and crowns and other things
There is a holy
presence in his hidden existence
Listen to the hymn
It sings in the galleries
Powerful runes
he carves into the shining steel
To have protection
From the powers of mystery
>>332463704
You're retarded.
>>332463527
Not him, but blacksmithing seems like an expensive hobby, especially in this economy. There ahould be at least some ROI to make it realistically pursuable.
>>332460976
>people who linked the flame
SOLAIRE CONFIRMED
>>332463704
Fuck off, idiot.
>>332463042
>neo /v/
How is that relevant? Do you even know what that is?