Okay /v/, valve has put you in charge of selecting the 4 players for poker night 3. At least two of them must originate from a video game but beyond that anything goes. So, who do you choose?
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Hades, Ika Musume, John Flynt, Kirby.
Rick Sanchez
Hank Hill
Bayonetta
Sully
TF2 Scout, Soldier, orPaulingor Barney from HL for Valve/FPS
Rhys or Bigby for Telltale/Adventure
Brad or something from Undertale, since it's more well known for inde/RPG
Either someone Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter for the FIGHTAN.
CIA
Donald Trump
Gwonam
I.M. Meen
It will be
Rick Sanchez
A Dota Character
Ryse from tales from borderlands series if not the girl.
And another Pop culture icon. I can't quite think of someone.
Strong Bad
Flint Paper
Eggman
Handsome Jack
The narrator from Stanley Parable as the dealer.
Bigby
Handsome Jack
BoneJohn Marston
>>332454716
Jack is fucking loaded. Why would he willing play poker.
He would take a lose at all either
>>332454863
maybe because he wants to havefun
>Sam again because mandatory Sam and Max reference
>Carl from Aqua Teen
>Either Trevor or Micheal from GTAV
>somebody from blizzard, preferably Overwatch like Gortila or Trace
>>332454863
Fine then, Bounty Hunter
>>332452124
Mario
Trip from facade
Demoman
Detective Pikachu
>>332455115
Every game would end in a gun shot.
Either Him losing and shooting someone or him shooting someone because he got bored.
Having him as dealer would be better.
Nathan explosion
Scott pilgrim
Spy from tf2
Handsome Jack
>valve
>ever doing a third game in a series
It's not even a meme, they've literally never made a third game. You're more likely to get Poker Night: Operation Microtransaction before Poker Night 3.
Tracer - Overwatch
Demoman - TF2
Fry - Futurama
Jetstream Sam - MGR
>>332452124
Carl Johnson, Hoxton, Bit Trip Runner, A worm from the worms games.
>>332453326
>Kirby
You know he's just gonna eat the cards
>>332452124
>>332455409
Valve is neither publishing, nor developing these games. It's Telltale.
Why not have a shop where you can buy characters
>>332455702
that'd be a lot of voice acting for shovelware
Duke Nukem
Earthworm Jim
Manny Calavera
Kane
>>332455702
Because that would be impossible to develop. The characters are talking to each other, accounting for every possible table configuration would be an absolute nightmare and make this simple poker game a $60+ release.
They're gonna definitely put a Dota hero in there most likely
>>332453326
>>332454560
>>332454716
>>332455810
best rosters in thread
coach from l4d2
>>332454710
>A Dota Character
You know, Rubick playing poker sounds hilarious actually.
>>332452124
Smiling Jack
Deadpool
DOUK NOUKEM
Vegeta
Rusty Venture
Barney (Half Life)
Handsome Jack
Carl (ATHF)
Anything with Rusty is a win by me though
>>332456076
>Rusty
>not the Monarch
>or 21
Why
>>332454710
>>332456054
>Not Axe
A nep
>>332452124
Always a telltale character.
Always a cartoon character.
Always a current popular video game character.
Always a Pop culture Icon.
Fill in those blanks.
>Postal Dude
>Dick Kickem
>Jetstream Sam
>Voldo from Soul Calibur
>>332456192
>"AXE FEELS SMUG"
>He screams as every other poker player sits around the table
Poker Night was a shitty idea. They should have literally just made it a Game Night at the Inventory and had different card or board games, they could have kept expanding it as a platform and continually added new characters and games and been greedy fucks and used them as DLC out the ass
Max Payne
Niko Bellic
J.C Denton
Jacket
>>332455810
>impossible to develop
Have set cast
Somewhere down the line make new model and have him respond to what the characters say, and a patch with new speech for set characters, Do it in small increments.
>>332456249
Clementine
Twillight Sparke
the green bird from angry birds
Donal Trump
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>Rhys
>Jensen
>Samurai Jack
>Batman
>>332452124
Sam, Max, Sam and Max as a pair, and Sams hat.
Tf2 medic
Papyrus with sans chilling in the backI don't like Undertale but I think these characters would be a good fit for a poker game
Bradford from Xcom 1
Bigby I guess
>>332452481
>>332453326
>>332454560
>>332454716
>>332454857
>>332454863
>>332455115
>>332455142
>>332455185
>>332455257
>>332455261
>>332455262
>>332455409
>>332455418
>>332455517
>>332455548
>>332455698
>>332455702
>>332455786
>>332455810
>>332456069
>>332456076
>>332456192
>No Jotaro
YARE YARE DAZE
>>332456318
>look at me I suck at poker
>>332452124
Rick Sanchez
Kenny from TWD
Carl from Aqua Teen
Winston from Overwatch
The Narrator from the Stanley Parable is the dealer.
>>332456249
Rhys or Bigby
Sterling Archer
Geralt of Rivia
I don't know who'd go well with the pop culture thing
Carl from Aqua Teen
Spy from TF2
Fantastic from Fallout: New Vegas
Hank Hill from King of the Hill
That's a perfect balance of vulgarity, wit, stupidity and restraint for good banter.
>>332456495
JoJo is garbage, fuck off super best friends.
>>332456376
Donaled isn't pop culture. He's and idiot.
Clem wouldn't be playing poker but I would totally want Lee
Angry birds ain't a video game it is a advertisement
Twilight sparkle is correct but dear fucking god no please no.
>>332456495
>muh jojo
Easy!
Rick Sanchez
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Sterling ArcherTwilight Sparkle
Brock Samson
The Tick
Volibear
Kronk
>>332456338
> jacket
What so he can sit there in silence? And throw a tantrum when he looses?
Least pic related isn't a mute.
>>332456627
>Donaled isn't pop culture. He's and idiot.
>>332456560
Fuck. Handsome Jack, and Archer in the same room. I just can't.
>>332456495
>you can't beat him because he can stop time and just check your cards
>>332456446
Bonus points if Papyrus and Sans only speaks in their text scrolling sound and his font matches their game.
>>332455810
>Manny Calavera
please yes
>>332456593
>>332456654
Deadpool, Boom Sonic, Patton Oswalt's character from Minecraft Story Mode, and Ron Paul. My game is the memest.
>>332456871
Bonus points if they don't make the cut because thousands of better characters were more deserving.
>>332456835
Add Rick to REALLY make it a party.
>>332456446
I100% agreeabout the Undertale characters.
>>332456818
He would have the greatest poker face of them all.
Rick Sanchez
Fiona from tales from the borderlands
Grunkle stan
The Monarch
>>332452124
>Sonic
>Ellis
>Scout from TF2
>Haruhi Suzumiya
And the dealer would be Mr. Foster.
>>332457041
Sterling Archer,
Deadpool,
Rhys,
A Dota Character
By god I think I got the perfect team.
The Dealer is Handsome Jack or Rick Sanchez
>>332457126
Stan would be great, but I think Disney wouldn't allow it.
>>332456818
I'd assume he'd be a tape player on legs, like in payday 2.
Hisoka
Yotsuba
Sans
That guy from the Walking dead whose son was called Duck
>>332452124
Dorian (Dragon Age)
Kratos
Bojack Horseman
Daria
>Flint Paper
>Serious Sam
>Rick Sanchez
>Axe Cop
>>332457484
Flint is such a underrated character
>>332457470
I honestly can see Daria in PNATI.
>>332457470
>Bojack in Poker Night
This is so fitting it hurts. Will Arnett wouldn't be a problem to get.
What the fuck were they thinking with Claptrap? Made PN2 unplayable for me.
Rick
Bojack Horseman
Michael De Santapapyrus or sans
Stanley parable dealer
Shit would sell like hotcakes
Archer
Samurai Jack
Deadpool
Agent York
>Rick Sanchez
>Morte (Planescape)
>Marlowe Briggs
>Atton Rand
Hank Hill
Strong Bad
Duke Nukem
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Duke Nukem
Lo Wang
Caleb
Leonard from Redneck Rampage
And dealer is poorly greenscreened William Shatner.
Archer
Handsome Jack
Baird
Wheatley
Conker
Randy Marsh
War
The Kid (Narrator narrates his thoughts/ actions)
>Kid calls it. He's feelin' lucky...
Drebin 893 as dealer
>>332452124
>valve
why are they in charge now?
>>332456627
>He's and idiot.
pottery
>All these posts where none of the characters are from a TellTale game
are you people fucking morons?
>>332460029
No telltale game that hasn't been represented yet is worth a damn.
well, except puzzle agent I guess, I'd be ok with that.
I don't know about the full cast but Carl from ATHF MUST be in it. His banter and ramblings would be well worth the price tag alone.
Plus, he's already an avid poker player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmd8nfWM1Ws
>>332459852
>>332456825
Are we doing reverse reverse baiting at this point? I'm honestly completely lost.
>>332454548
I like all of it except for the Earthbound shit.
>>332460190
This. He would be perfect and the guy who does his voice loves doing it, even though ATHF is over he still does his nfl picks during the season.
>>332452124
Crazy Dave (Plants Vs. Zombies)
Sans
Morrigan Aensland
Wario
Mostly bad guy poker night?
Negan from the Walking Dead
Littlefinger from Game of Thrones
The Mighty Monarch (or that dick, Phantom Limb)
Biff Tannen
Papyrus
Commander Rimanah
Barney Calhoun
Guybrush Threepwood
>>332460190
This x1000. Great voice actor for this kinda stuff.
>the fat guy from Money for Nothing's music video
>Carl from ATHF
>a generic scientist from Half Life 1 with the Kleiner-esque model/voice
>Manny Calavera
>>332455548
He'd probably end up turning into a major card shark.
>>332461291
fuck man just make a poke game with Carl Handsome Jack, Rick and Sterling Archer.
Comedy fucking gold.
>>332455810
>>332456891
>Manny Calavera
I'd actually consider buying that one.
>>332452124
Keep Brock
Add Archer
Add either Killface or Xander Crews
Add Stormy, Sparks, or Murphy.
You know goddamn well the banter would be great.
Clay Puppington
>>332452124
I'd definitely add Sterling Archer, and for the others, I have no idea.
>>332452124
Spy from TF2
Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Kenny: The boat Master from TWD series
Marcus from borderlands
>>332462803
>adding the only character from Aqua Teen that would have a hard time picking up and putting down cards
>>332463081
>Implying that wouldn't be hilarios
Also, he picks stuff on the show all the time, shit even frilock pick stuff and he desn't even have fingers in his fries.
>>332463373
Shake literally doesn't have arms though, and the games aren't animated the same way as Aqua Teen
Bojack Horseman
Rusty Venture
Bigby Wolf
The Spy
and Sam & Max as the dealers
>>332463583
he has little hands that move around his boddy depending on the angle, it really doesn't matter.
Sterling Archer
Handsome Jack
Hades from Kid Icarus
TF2 Scout
NightMare Enterprises Salesman is the dealer
I can only imagine how much banter could be done with this cast.
Even though Bigby would fit in better with the theme of the game, I would love Lee or Kenny as a TT representative. They could even do the same thing they did with Sam and Max and have Clementine in the booth in the back coloring or something.
Carl from ATHF is a given, would be 10/10.
Nick from L4D2 would fit well.
Rick Sanchez could work pretty well too, that or Bojack or Archer.
>>332452124
>TF2 Engineer
>Guybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island
>Sascha Nien from Psychonauts
>Papyrus from Undertale
Well at least that's the kind of game I want.
Carl Brutananadilewski (or Rick Sanchez) for TV reference for straight humor.
Manny Calavera for stories and point and click representation
Rubick w/Axe in the background for Valve game (and appropriate item tie-in)
Shooter/Action hero, preferably Douk (I'm sure Jon St. John would more than happily do Douk)
Axe and Douk could play off each other's meathead styles. Carl could look up to Douk. Manny could pull all kinds of casino owner stories to criticize the place as well as taunt Carl for always losing his money. Manny could do "You should be dead" shit with any one of them, talk with Axe about always rising to the top and hold interesting conversation about Rubick since the only shit he don't know about is death. Rubick could gain some more personality than just "Loves magic" and if not then at worst he becomes Sam from 2.
>>332452124
>JC Denton
>Sterling Archer
>Jack from Bloodlines
>Manny Calavera
fight me
Adam Jensen
Pinkie Pie
Insert any movie/pop star since I am too autistic to come up with a decent person for it
McCree
For announcer narrator from stanley parable, hard mode Beatrice from Umineko
>McCree: So the previous dealer was a murdurous AI, and now we have this weird one that just narrates everything...
Pinke pie: Oh, oh, OOOH, and there is also this 'Golden Witch' that uses some sort of magic to move cards and make candy out of thin aaaair...I also heard that she had a crazy party on a remote island in a mansion that people still didn't come back, must have been killing crazy, hehe
>Crazy laugh in a background and a candy dropping out of nowhere to where Pinkies cards are.
>movie/pop character: so we had a murdurous one, a weird one and we will soon have best of both worlds?
>Adam Jensen: I never asked for this
Bonus points for Terry Crews as a bartender serving Sans.
If my anime faggotory is too much, ancestor from Darlest Dungeon would be a good dealer, this is probably the only good idea in a whole post.
>opponent reveal slightly better combination
>how quickly the tide turns
>>332467780
>MLP shit
No thank you
>>332461205
>Biff Tannen
Hey th-
>He's from a Telltale Game
FUCK, sign me up.
>>332469081
The question is which Biff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-KGR9lV05I
>Rick Sanchez/Morty (Kinda like Sam and Max)
>The Scout
>Serious Sam
>Sans/Papyrus (Again, a duo)
>>332469931
Replace Serious Sam with Douk Newcum and you have a winning roster m80.
>>332469469
It would have to be alternate 1985 Biff since he owned a casino.
>>332470090
>>332452124
Strong: Judge Dredd
Eccentric: Kyu from HuniePop
Kinda just there: Jacket from Hotline Miami
Smart one: Agent 47 from Hitman
>>332470941
>Judge Dredd
>taking part in gambling
You're just asking for a spot in the cubes.
>>332471459
Maybe Rico or Judge Death. I don't know why but for some reason I feel it would be a nice logical progression as the next comic character.
Generic Bandit from S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Detective Cabanela from Ghost Trick
Gene from God Hand
Blacker Baron from Mad World / Anarchy Reigns
Would you play this game?
Wallace and Gromit (Wallace is the one playing, Gromit sits beside him and will give him suggestions or make expressions at Wallace's play. Wallace is pretty bad at poker, but Gromit is actually a force to be reckoned with. Make sure you pay attention.)
Phoenix Wright (Makes risky plays but has above-average luck of the draw)
Peacock from Skullgirls (Strong player, but she'll fold under pressure)
Bounty Hunter (Obligatory Valve character from their current most popular game. Plays aggressively if he thinks he can win. Can be baited easily.)
> no Nelson Tethers on anyone's list
Plebs
>>332472516
Wallace and Gromit is actually a pretty cool idea and wouldn't be that far off as a Telltale property. Phoenix Wright would be neat, but isn't true multiplat which would be weird once this gets ported to every major console. The other two don't seem as likely.
>>332472949
I'd buy a Telltale Wallace and Gromit adventure game in a heartbeat.
>>332472870
literally who
>>332452124
Nick (Left 4 Dead)
Manny Calavera (Grim Fanadago)
Morty (Rick & Morty)
Jack*Bot (Pin*Bot)
The dealer should be The announcer (The Stanley Parable)
>>332473237
Open your wallet, dumbass.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_%26_Gromit's_Grand_Adventures
>>332473237
http://www.amazon.com/Wallace-Gromits-Grand-Adventure-PC/dp/B002ZOK7GG
Prove itfaggot
>>332473328
>>332473358
oh shit why didn't I know about this
Fuck the characters, I would addmultiplayer.
Red from Transistor, with the Transistor speaking for her
Scorpion from Mortal Kombat, so he can "Get Over Here!" the chips when he wins.
Mad Max
Rich Evans
>>332452124
The Ghost Pirate LeChuck
Cave Johnson
Tony Stark
Master Shake
Princess bubblegum
Shaggy & scooby
Samus Aran
Pudge (dota)
Dealer is Rick, of course.
>>332454305
>Hank Hill
great taste anon
You guys are doing pretty good so I'm going to combine some of the ones I like.
Nick (Left 4 Dead 2)
Rick and Morty
Guybrush Threepwood
Master Shake
>>332452124
What if I told you Valve doesn't actually make every game that appears on Steam?
>>332452124
Valve has nothing to do with the release of Poker Night. They just supply characters.
That said
Flint Paper
Manny Calavera
The Spy
Adam Jensen
>>332477934
With Professor Layton dealing.
