You bought your copy of DoAX3, right?
>>332395803
>>332395803
Yeah, but it still isn't here.
>>332396767
same ):
I canceled mine. Probably would get bored after an hour so I think I made the right choice. The sjw's win this time.
>>332396767
>>332396869
If you got from Rice they should be with you in the week in Europe now that the holiday is over.
no Lisa, no Mila, no Tina, no buy
I want to ____ marie
>>332397367
>>332397708
>>332397708
>>332397798
>>332395803
More fun then I thought it would be
>>332397864
>>332397946
All these screenshots I've seen of Kokoro are making me really like her. Poor Kokoro. How are her swimsuits? The loose tanks I've seen are cute.
>>332398014
>>332398014
I'm waiting forPC version.
>>332398168
Nyo is good
>>332398168
I want to buy the HK version online but I haven't seen a single screenshot of an English menu anywhere on the internet.
I'm starting to doubt it exists.
>>332396890
There us only an hour worth of content. The rest is just grinding the same shit.
Not a fan of the franchise, honestly, but I will defend everyone's right to buy and enjoy it.
Waiting for pic related to come in and waiting for another game to go on pre-order.
>>332398257
It's English you paranoid fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9slFUo00zDY
Honkers pole dancing
No. I don't know shit about those girls and for some reason they all get more nigger with every screenshot I see.
Quality is too low, most of the game is lazy and reused assets, might buy it when it's cheap.
>>332398356
THEN WHERE ARE THE MENUS, KIDDO?
>>332398425
You could have just looked for a stream. Why would anyone take a screenshot when there's no girl on screen?
>>332395803
No, I'm unemployed and broke. It will be one of the first things I get if I can ever find a fucking job.
>>332398048
They are pretty cute. Mostly flowery
>>332398627
>>332395803
>paying for shit games
>paying for games that are not even games
>paying for shit "games" when you can download Sexy Beach for free, porn game that has more gameplay and features than shitty non-game in question
>you can actually have sex with and tease girls in SB
DOAX3 is trash.
Shitty DoA threads and all you idiots post are mostly the pink hair titty cow or the boring, pedo fodder, flat chested bitch.
Every.Time.
>>332398686
Of course. I bought the Japanese Limited Editions for both the PS4 and Vita and am now on my way to collect the Asia region Strongest Package Edition.
>>332398260
I thought so. I think the novelty will wear off and I suck as casino games.
>>332398716
>he likes shit performance and golf ball cum
>>332398758
Kokoro was pretty cute in LR aswell. Tan goes really well with her body too.
>>332398838
Polygon Review: 5/10 - Too much oversexualisation. It's gross, it's pandering and it's misogenystic
>>332398742
k
>>332398916
>Too much oversexualisation. It's gross, it's pandering and it's misogenystic
Good.
>>332395803
No, it's a bad game. Also all the girls are generic as shit. Bought Estival Versus instead.
>>332398960
Honkers is cutest
>>332398971
No
>>332398916
Forgot to add this
>>332398916
I never understood why pandering is viewed as a negative. Particular among sites like Polygon whose existence relies on pandering to a certain group.
>>332398916
I guess the people got what they came for from this game
The micro bikinis don't do it for me, the thought of quater sizes nips on honkers doesn't compute, good shit other wise
>>332398828
>he prefers 60FPS over actual content and quality of the game
>>332399012
yep
>>332399012
>That bikini top
>With those tan lines
Holy fucking shit I didn't know I could want something as bad as I do now.
>>332398902
Say I wanted to buy some DLC for it. Would I need to make an HK account?
>>332398916
I don't want to know if this is real or not.
>>332399034
Yes. They all look the same.
>>332398742
>>332399065
Exactly. I've always hated the way Polygon treat sexualisation as such a priority. I get it that it's dumb and doesn't set a great example but as a reviewer, a chief role is to make a review as accessible to everyone as possible. And because Polygon writers get so offended by shit like this, it gets in the way of people who want to know about gameplay/story and probably don't give a shit about sex/nudity in games.
>>332399187
Yeah you do.
>>332399145
That's my only problem with it
>>332399159
Post more please
>>332399164
Honkers with tanlines or even just full body tan does wonderful things to me
all the older women are used up. It's time for Marie and Honkers to lead the charge of a new generation of hotness to replace them.
>>332399239
here's your reply
>>332399372
>cowtits again
At least our games has Mirai. Team Ninja is incapable to make flat chests.
>>332399372
>press X to purchase Goroyane
>>332395803
New SexyBeach? Cool.
>>332399372
I like the top, even though there is no way they could wear that and play volleyball without it falling off.
>>332399280
>full retard
You make a review that's accessible to your audience. If you are Polygon and your audience cares about sexualization race quotas and muh feelings, you make a review that focuses on those things. And if you as a consumer don't care about those things, you don't go to Polygon.
>>332399432
I like both, flat and cowtits,same for the games, i don't know why you are so upset
>>332400034
More, almost done
>>332400082
fucking retarded
https://digital-complex.com/games/39-featured/127-dead-or-alive-xtreme-3-review
>7/10
https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/consoles/playstation-4/6117-dead-or-alive-xtreme-3-fortune-ps4
>76%
>amateurs giving the game a fair score and acting mature about it while professionals act upset, throw insults, and give unfair scores.
>>332399716
I understand that Polygon is trying to appeal to their audience when they talk about gender politics and relations and I'm all for a critic/reviewer injecting personality into their review. What I don't like however is when a site like Polygon let's shit like sexualisation drag their scores down and take it as a personal offence. In fairness, they aren't as bad nowadays. They mentioned Quiet from MGS being sexualised in one little piece in their article but that was about it. But in older reviews, like the one they did for Bayonetta 2, they had a significantly lower score than every one else and I think that was to do with their belief that the sexualisation of Bayonetta was "gross, pandering, misogynistic, etc." as they put it. Off topic, I think this is the reason why review scores are bollocks and I admire websites that don't have to have a score for their reviews. But regardless, it just pisses me off to see Polygon's stubborness affect their overall opinion on a game. If they want to bitch about gender politics, go ahead. I probably won't read it but I'm sure some will enjoy it. But I don't think it's smart for a website to have this as one of their central points in a review and have that drag down the general consensus on a game when in reality, most people probably don't care.
Fuck, this is really long.
Question Anons.
I got the Asian version coming in the mail today.
Let's assume there is DLC.
What region PSN account should I make?
Chinese, right?
>>332400404
The amateurs don't have an agenda that is about shaming white straight guys for being white and straight.
>>332400468
Hong Kong
I set the town to "Thiswon" and it accepted.
>>332400437
I saw this before I got DoA5LR. Thought Honoka was a cool sexy character.
>She's an idiot
>>332400468
Hong Kong since the HK PSN is in English.
>>332400538
I love her in DoA5 because she barely talks, but it was painful to use her in Xtreme 3.
>>332400509
>>332400552
thanks anons
>>332400538
She's sexy as hell, but yeah I think she's sort of an airhead
is it even a game? what do you do? doesn't look like a fighting game
>>332400602
I havent played her yet in xtreme but her casino comments crack me up
>>332400629
It's like a DoA Mario Party without the board. It's all mini games and photoshoots.
>>332397708
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>>332400629
You wrestle with your dick.
>buying softcore porn
All porn has always been free.
Any good places other than youtube, nico or /v/ to find lots of screens and webms of doax3?
>>332400857
Were you born in the 2000's or something?
>>332400887
This is about it. Although, I made a DoAX3 group with false hope that people would share their pictures on it.
>>332400864
This one is pretty good
>>332401002
Oh baby, do you know what that's worth?
Oh heaven is a place on Earth.
They say in Heaven, love comes first.
So we'll make Heaven a place on Earth...
>>332400468
>>332400509
>>332400552
what does it mean when it asks if I want this to be my primary PS4?
it sounds like its a good idea to select
>>332401147Are those budding breasts?
>>332401150
If you make it your primary PS4 you can share your purchases and dlc with your normal account.
Thank fuck i have a girlfriend or i might have wasted my money on this shit game.
>>332401147
Marie works hard for the money.
So hard for it honey.
She works HARD for her money, so you better treat her right
>>332401150
Yes do it. That way you can play your digital games on other accounts too.
>>332401087
MORE HONK
>>332401234
>>332401325
Damn this is pretty nice actually. Way easier to do than making a Japanese PS3 account.
>>332401292
>I have a girlfriend
>That means I don't need porn any more
kek
>>332401150
>what does it mean when it asks if I want this to be my primary PS4?
It registers that specific ps4 unit under your account as a main, go-to console. Benefits are that if you have honk konk ps plus that all other accounts can acess its multiplayer benefit, etc.
Word of warning is that you can only deactivate a ps4 as a primary console once every six months after the second time.
>>332401363
Of course I still need porn but I sure as hell aint going to pay for it.
>>332401354
>>332401234
So if I don't do this, will the DOAX3 shit appear on my normal account home screen? I wish I could hide that shit so my brother and friends won't see it on my normal account home screen.
>>332395803
>banned in English speaking countries
>still uses English on cover
>>332401386
>Word of warning is that you can only deactivate a ps4 as a primary console once every six months after the second time.
Since when? Or does this only apply to some regions? I'm sure I've activated/deactivated accounts a couple of times in less than 6 months.
>>332401472
>So if I don't do this, will the DOAX3 shit appear on my normal account home screen?
No. Just the icon of the game will be there though.
>>332401292
HAHA! I get it anon, it's like your implying we all don't have GFs cause we bought this game
Solid jape son.
>>332401618
I'm gonna correct myself for a second. The cool down is 6 months IF you deactivate a second time on the same psn. You probably deactivated the same console on different psns.
>>332401618
It's to stop people gamesharing. Shouldn't be a problem if you're just making another PSN to buy DLC for this game.
>>332400409
They are not for the games, or to honour the journalism code, they are for the money, thats all, they found what conflit its going on and they will continue using it until there is nothing more to milk out of it.
This is for all gawker media too.
Post kasumi or ayane pls?
>>332399065
Being hypocrite its the most human trait of all, no other living creature has it.
>>332401960
I'm out, I'll leave you with this Ayane
>>332395803
how to kill doax thread?
>>332396767
>>332396869
Same. Should've been delivered yesterday, but I was asleep when the mailman came (have to sign for it) so now I have to wait until tomorrow 'cause fuckin' I have to let them know I want it redelivered, they can't just try again (which according to my mom, a mail carrier, they used to do).
Why does USPS suck so much dick?
>>332401472
Can't hide it, Anon. Not unless you fire up enough apps after to throw it out of sight.
>>332395803
Yup, have about 20 hours into it
>>332402527
Post marie, that usually ruins them.
>>332395803
>buys a 3D porn game without actual porn
I literally cannot believe there are people this stupid.
>>332397708
>>332397798
Wait, are these from the actual game?
>>332402742
So what is she saying? She seems to be taking off her top then becoming embarrassed.
>>332402730
>Post marie, that usually ruins them.
>>332402801
No, they're from DOA5 PC modded.
>>332395803
I got my collector's edition, yes.
>>332402742
>That clipping
Pre-order cancelled
Marie and Honoka ruined the franchise. They might as well reboot the plot to introduce more characters like them with female tengu,kasumi and ayane having minor roles.
Is the Casino the only way to make money in Owner Mode?
missing link
>Paying for porn
lol
>>332395803
Yeah, but it only got shipped yesterday, so i'm going to be waiting at LEAST another week ;_;
>>332403356
Fun girl not on the fun island with her best friend
>>332403860
We can always hope for DLC or a re-release with more girls.
I'm kind of hoping they do a NA release this fall like that. I know they said never ever...
>>332403641
>no sex
>no nudity
>porn
Do you think bra adverts in the newspaper is porn too?
>>332404003
Yes because its the objectification of defenseless silk and lace, those bras wanted to be cowboy saddles and instead were made into boob holders by mysoginistic men
>>332404003
Don't tell me you got the game for the amazing "gameplay" now, because not me nor your mother would believe that.
>>332400404
We've been around since 1999
>>332403954
>Only time people want DLC
Devs: No DLC
No Mila no buy.
>>332404392
Yeah, they said that, but things can change. Especially if they see demand and they're making money.
>>332402408
Upset that these lovely outfits are on the vita. Gonna have to find someone selling the code. I figured the dlc was going to be different for every character
Not putting these games on PC is damn shame.
>>332396890
Not even SJW win. This game really wasn't worth it in the first place.
Fapbait games are terrible by design since the main appeal of them is locked behinds tedious, subpar gameplay. You're better off just waiting for someone to rip the game models and throw them in SFM or whatever program people use nowadays.
This game is really boring and has even less content than the second and first games. It's clear it was made on a cheep budget and it's sells are only for Nyoyo, Honoka and Marie. The lather to being the ruiners of the entire franchise
>>332403954
>>332404392
>>332404504
>>332404520
>Although it was previously denied that there will be any DLC for the characters and activities, an interview with Hayashi in the March 2016 issue of Dengeki PlayStation implied the possibility of the deconfirmed characters and other DLC activities eventually being included into the game.
>https://twitter.com/no96black/status/708590195734552576
It doesn't look good at all. Titty Ninjas is gonna be my weeb fap game I think.
>>332407002
So there is hope
>>332403356
wait a minute, Lei got in but Mila didnt?
God damn, why do people hate Mila so much?
>>332407525
she didn't
>>332395803
I consulted my wallet and we have no plans at this time.
>>332406656
They didn't have any plans to make another one. It only existed because the previous director enjoyed it.
They only threw one together because fans kept asking for it.
>>332407607
THANK GOD, from that costume I thought she made it in.
>2016
>paying for porn
baka desu lads
>>332407525
waiiiiiit a sec.
Who is second best girl, and why is it Ayane?
There neither is a version for PC, nor a version for Wii U.
I'm not buying a console for a single game.
>>332408198
So who's best girl?
>>332407220
Shouldn't be any surprise. They've shown what whores they are for $$$ with what they've done with DOA5.
Is the volley minigame cool?
I wish you could play poker or baccarat with them in classy outfits.
>>332408345
What's wrong with companies trying to make money
>>332408307
Marie, of course.
>>332408307
Marie
>>332408307
where's the rest of this image?
>>332408307
Kasumi of course.
>>332408489
Nothing at all. PC games have been doing it for years with "Expansion Packs". Console gamers aren't used to buying a base game and then having to pay sometimes $100s more for add-ons. Just would be nice if they'd admit it from the start rather than bait & switching.
>mfw order finally shipped
THANKS PLAY ASIA the packing only took you twice as long as the actual fed ex delivery time
What did i even pay the extra bucks for
>package will be shipped tomorrow
>should arrive within the week
My body is ready.
I would buy it costs over $100 canadian and my university won't give me more grants for sexy anime girls
>>332408862
I feel bad for canada
>>332398686
that's the worst tanning outfit i've ever seen. she will tan very unevenly.
>ACTUALLY BUYING a mediocre titty game exclusively because some hipster fucks on irrelevant websites don't like it
/v/ really is the most gullible board. All you need to do to sell them a game is tell them they'll get back at "the SJWs" for buying it.
>>332409146
But i preordered it back in november
Even knowing it probably won't have jet ski races and reused animations
>>332395803
Jesus, look at that cover-art. Look at it. Look at the non-threatening, welcoming body language with open palms facing the viewer and heads slightly cocked. Look at the smiles and eyes looking straight at the viewer, following you around as you move the picture, trying to make a personal connection with you. And still, the cover present backstory and plot, both dfc and cow-tits all at the same time! this thing hits all the bullet-points of designing cereal boxes. Tn'A cereal. It knows it's audience to a tee, and appeals to it shamelessly. mentally infantile manchildren driven by lust, that would take the smallest hint of percieved rejection as a threat and run away.
This cover is a work of manipulative art.
>>332409146
I don't care about the sjws it just looks a fun ps4 game (obviously those are sparse) that is full of nice fap material
>>332409279
>looks like a fun PS4 game
Why do people do this, go on the Internet and tell lies
i want to see marie's panties
>>332409376
You're on /v/ right now
>>332395803
>See this in the store
>The cashier girl is really cute
>If she saw you buy this she would instantly know how much of a loser you are
What do?
>>332409603
Just buy it. You won't ever have to see her again.
>>332409603
Buy it. It's not like you have a shot, anyway.
>>332409603
>it's for my wifes bull
>>332409603
I wish I had import stores around me. Don't be a bitch baby and just buy it.
>Y-yameeetaaaa~
Fucking Hitomi and her retard girl luck. How many times have I gotten a good hand only to be bested by her in poker.
>>332409864
The key to making money in the casino issave scumming.
>>332409603
She won't care, neither about your purchase nor about you
>>332409376
those minigames actually look like they could be fun, I've never tried these games before. I know theyre intended for dress up and fapping but the volleyball actually looks fun
>>332409603
Buy it anyway, I don't have time or patience for roasties who would get asshurt about imaginary girls.
>>332409949
By that I assume you mean uploading the save to THE CLOUD and then betting everything on roulette?
>>332409603
>be girl
>work as a cashier at local video game shop
>all these losers who buy games lol
>one day, however
>this young man with confidence in his step comes up
>chest out, chin up, he puts his game on the counter
>it's Dead or Alive Xtreme 3
>look at him closely
>his eyes wander to the game package, then fixate on me
>it's like he's saying "Yeah, I'm buying this game featuring bikini girls and I don't care about who knows"
>his confidence in himself and his sexuality makes my panties wet on the spot
>scribble my number on the receipt and hope he will call me
MARIE
PANTIES
PLEASE
>>332407002
I will stupidly throw all sorts of money at you team ninja. Give me Tina and we're golden
I feel it's really hard to make Mila look sexy.
>>332410075
That or a flashdrive.
How come Tina is not in this game? She has an insane amount of costumes.
>>332410336
>implying she isn't sexy just by the virtue of being a tomboy
is no one else here taking the pledge to strike?!
I really got a get a PS4, fuck
>>332410564
Japs voted on who got in, and they couldn't bring themselves to vote for more than one white pig. Or a nigger. Or a Chinese.
>>332409603
I bought Senran Kagura from the edgy blonde girl at game stop. She said she got it too.
>>332410841
Does this ever work on games?
>>332410564
Normally japs would go for a tig-bittied blonde chick, but Tina's too aggressive and confident for their tiny jap penis. They went with the slightly smaller-tittied but far more demure Helena.
>>332411378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVRcxHnQVys
>>332409603
She's a fucking cashier, who gives a shit? When I shopped at Suncoast when it was still around, they were always happy to have a customer at all.
>>332411634
>want to buy a game
>refusing to buy it
Fucking geniuses
>>332411645
weirdo
>>332410564
Kasumi, Ayane, and Lei Fang have more. A shame Lei didn't get in.
>>332410564
This costume is amazing ingame.
>Marie in Helena's swimsuits
MUH
>>332413156
mmm
>>332411645
>be 16
>go to Suncoast to buy some overpriced anime DVDs because I didn't know better back then
>looking at Mahoromatic
>plump, sort of homely cashier with gigantic tits comes over to ask if I'm finding everything okay
>squishes my arm deep into the side of her tit
>"Oops! A little bit of a boobie bump there, haha!"
>start sweating as she starts asking me if I own other Gainax stuff
>buries my arm between her tits as she starts asking if she can borrow my DVDs, I can even come over too
>spaghetti the fuck out and say I have to leave now
>>332409864
It's in her blood to be a cheating little scumbag.
>>332413815
That happened.jpg
>that skit from the /v/GAs that used the UWF theme
top stuff.
>>332410198
anon please, your lies hurt my little heart
>>332414670
tits
>>332395803
>Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 Fortune
So what is this game about a fighthing game, sports game or a poker game?
The name and that cover with the plastic dolls says nothing to me.
>>332413156
Is she the only one with different tits?
And why does she look like a kid?
>not even these screenshots can give me an erection
I am fucked up.
>>332398192
They won't. They don't want you to mod it. They want you to pay hundreds of dollars for dlc.
>>332395803
I'm enjoying it a lot.
I wish there was an island to physically walk around though, and I wish that in the casino they bothered to actually model the girls.
Please somebody tell me if this is going to have english dub, I can't stand 'cute' chink voices for more than 5 minutes.
>>332416139
No and it never will
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