Hello friends, just picked up this game from the shop because it looked quite fun. Any advice for us older gamers? :-)
Put your own ass in your butt
>>332343110
This
>>332342979
trash game
throw it in the fire
Try not to have a heart attack or blood pressure spike when shooting a gun
Fuck you Thompson
At least gramps is only running over civilians with his car in a video game rather than real life.
>>332343194
That
>>332343332
>>332343406
>There are already people on /v/ who don't remember Jack Thompson
I should be happy, right?
>>332343780
>wow...I'm so fucking smart
We remember faggot, stop thinking so fucking highly of yourself
>>332343910
It's not really a question of intelligence, but alright.
>>332343780
Well they can't remember if they weren't born yet i guess
>>332343780
>caring about some old out of touch fuck
I really miss the days when Thompson was the biggest threat video games had to deal with.
>>332344221
You're not very good at parsing meaning. Why do you think I'm conflicted over it?
>>332343910
He was implying that there are people too young to recognize him since a majority of his high profile shit happened in like 2003-2007, so about ten years ago.
There's no need for anger, buddy.
Daily reminder that Based Jack Thompson did literally nothing wrong.
He just wanted to stop retard kiddies buying GTA. He wanted stores to actually enforce age restrictions.
You have to be literally retarded to disagree with that.
>>332344287
I don't think anyone else has taken anyone to court over them since.
>>332344647
>implying 4chan is just burgers
What does he even do nowadays? I haven't heard much from him since that Hot Coffee shit way back when.
>>332344647
Obama happened.
>>332344438
This is the height of contrarianism.
Jack Thompson called video games murder simulators that literally trained people to kill, claimed they were responsible for school shootings, and got himself disbarred for wasting everyone's time with frivolous lawsuits.
>>332344647
A democrat became president.
Don't worry. Once Trump gets elected, everybody will go back to being bleeding hearts again.
>>332345045
Liberalism is going to get such a huge boost after Trump to overcompensate, it's going to be insane.
>>332343780
I forgot about him completely t b h
>>332344438
He would find people who were charged with murder and, regardless of if they approved or not, would try to force his way onto the defense team to argue that violent video games had caused them to have stunted mental growth and they couldn't be held responsible. He did this numerous times, mostly with kids but occasionally with adults.
He also wanted to ban stores from selling any games where you can kill a cop, regardless of age.
>>332344647
I live fifteen minutes away from Pat Robertson and my girlfriend went to his college.
I never stop making fun of Pat Robertson. That dude is always doing or saying something fucking nuts.
>>332344438
Fuck off he literally wanted to ban Manhunt 2 and GTA IV, not to minors, to everyone.
>>332345313
>liberalism became social justice under Obama
>hur under Trump it'll get even worse!
Yeah yeah, liberals are always right and never lose. Fuck off faggot.
>>332345317
He wasn't exactly on my mind before this thread, either.
>>332345583
>>332345583
>Social Justice was created within the past 8 years.
You know you have to be 18 to use this site, right?
>>332344325
You might aswell add a point to your internet arguements won because I am not gonna take the time to google half the words in that sentence
>>332345886
I'm not going to write a bunch of fucking retards on /v/ an essay about every detail of where this mental illness comes from.
The bottom line is if we had a President that enforced our laws and did his job against roving bands of criminals like BLM social justice wouldn't be the all powerful infiltrating ideology it is right now.
>>332344647
People started pretending to be extremist conservative, and the actual extremist conservatives thought they were in good company. Word spreads and you wind up with the leaky stormtard KKK container known as /pol/.
>>332345906
Are you not a native english speaker or something? The only remotely "big" word I used was "parse." Either way I'm not sure why you get to be mad over it.
>>332345457
>ban Manhunt 2
thats not a bad thing though
its the worst game ive ever played
>>332346081
No need. I already know the gist of it anyway.
Blah blah jews blah blah niggers.
>>332346595
Where was it implied that I blame niggers, other than the nigger in chief? Or Jews?
I hope you kill yourself someday when no one's around to console you you worthless sack.
>>332346482
It's not a fun game, but it's not the kind of victory you want to be giving away. Unless you want to live under a nanny state that determines what ideas you are and aren't capable of consuming as an adult.
>>332346721
>Not blaming jews.
Well I don't want to hear the theories of some blue pulled sheep.
>>332344647
There was always spillover from /pol/ but after Anita Sarkeesian became big and especially after Gamergate this place became one of their top priorities and they haven't left.
>>332346385
You clearly try to make your sentences seem complex to win arguements, you know it
Now I'm off to add a point to my arguments won tally, goodbye my fellow fedora wearing warrior
>>332347646
And here I thought I had a pretty natural method of speaking. Not enough curse words thrown around? And shit?
Please teach me to be as pleb as you.
>>332346482
>>332346729
I enjoyed Manhunt 2.
>>332342979
Isn't this fucking Jack Thompson?
>>332348054
>implying anything on 4chan is natural/ normal
>>332348054
Don't fret, anon. I've had people get mad at me for saying "arbitrary" and "distinction".
>>332344947
>In February 2008, the Florida Supreme Court ordered Thompson to show cause as to why it should not reject future court filings from him unless they are signed by another Florida Bar member. The Florida Supreme Court described his filings as "repetitive, frivolous and insult[ing to] the integrity of the court," particularly one in which Thompson, claiming concern about "the court's inability to comprehend his arguments," filed a motion which he called "A picture book for adults", including images of "swastikas, kangaroos in court, a reproduced dollar bill, cartoon squirrels, Paul Simon, Paul Newman, Ray Charles, a handprint with the word 'slap' written under it, Bar Governor Benedict P. Kuehne, Ed Bradley, Jack Nicholson, Justice Clarence Thomas, Julius Caesar, monkeys, [and] a house of cards." (see [144]) Thompson claimed that the order "wildly infringes" on his constitutional rights and was "a brazen attempt" to repeal the First Amendment right to petition the government to redress grievances. In response, he sent a letter to U.S. Attorney General Michael Mukasey, referring to the show-cause order as a criminal act done in retaliation for his seeking relief with the court.[6][145]
seriously dude was a total nut
>>332342979
I miss the good old days when games where being attacked by conservative activist for promoting violence because back then devs and video game "journalists" called out their bullshit unlike to day when liberal activist say that video games promote sexism and everybody falls over themselves to agree because being a regressive lefty is apparently more important standing up for your work / favorite hobby
I remember going to Gamepolitics just to see Jack basically stalk every single article that even mentioned him.
>>332348746
>a handprint with the word 'slap' written under it
Why is this so funny?
>>332348746
>seriously dude was a total nut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5jq8RuYXwA
Jack x Anita OTP
>>332344647
Conservatives are literally less intelligent than liberals, so of course they become NEETs or stay at home all day every day to shitpost on 4chan.
http://www.businessinsider.com/proof-republicans-really-are-dumber-than-democrats-2012-5
>>332350404
Nope
>>332350404
I think the causal link is probably the other way around. Less intelligent people make nothing of their lives, become useless NEETs, and then they complain about minorities getting free rides.
>>332348924
Leftists infiltrate and subvert organisations to which they are ideologically opposed.
They got into the Republican party and called themselves "Neocons" for example.
They've infected Wikipedia and occupy virtually all positions of power within the moderation team on there.
One of the first things they took over were the universities.
Anywhere you see an industry cucking itself, you can bet they've been infiltrated.
At least Jack Thompson has a sense of humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKnpc9geN8M
>>332344425
Yes
>>332350404
Universities are leftist indoctrination centres. They're the first thing the Cultural Marxists targeted for subversion. Naturally intelligent, albeit impressionable, young adults are not going to easily survive 3+ years of being told what to think with their critical thinking skills entirely intact.
>>332342979
Don't pursue Legal Action
>>332351574
lol
>>332345886
Groups similar to SJWs have always existed, just under different flags. The movement we see now may have existed since before Obama, but it didn't really get a foot in the door until after his presidency.
That being said, the two are entirely unrelated.
>tfw remembering when the industry united against censorship when Thompson was around
>tfw the industry is now united in favor of censorship now that SJWs are around
I miss back when Adam Sessler wasn't a faggot
>>332353012
MGS4 was a masterpiece
>>332343780
I miss him. Sure he pissed me off when I was a teenager because I thought he might do something terrible to my favorite hobby, but he turned out to be a harmless nut. SJWs have done worse damage than he could ever dream of.
>Back then
>Jack Thompson
>Remember him as the worst person alive
>Remember a fucking Destructoid(gizmodo?) article where the author was in some court hearing recording his case, was incredibly civil and fair about it(and had his phone go off after laughing at someone else for their phone going off)
>Now
>Jack Thomson
>See him as a harmless old coot too crazy for anyone to have ever taken seriously
>Destructoid(gizmodo?) is now full of clickbaity, agenda pandering writers
I want things to be like they used to.
Simpler times.
>>332353012
Yahtzee is right about MGS4
>>332350404
>implying you need to be intelligent to graduate from most american colleges
>implying you need to have above average intelligence to graduate from non STEM colleges to begin with
Wew, laddio. All it takes is dedication.
>>332350404
You realize that study's false, right? It's been debunked for a very long time. Don't get me wrong, I don't like conservatives either, but come the fuck on
>>332350404
>not republican
>still think you're a retard.
How do you suppose that is?
