Giant Bomb thread
>Adventure Time: Magic Man's Head Games, Chronos, VR Tennis Online, Omega Agent, Smashing the Battle, Radial G, Elite: Dangerous, Project CARS, The Vanishing of Ethan Carter, Dead Secret, Dreadhalls, Lucky's Tale, Fly to Kuma, EVE Gunjack, Darknet, Windlands, EVE Valkyrie, Pinball FX2 VR, AirMech Command, FarLands, Shuttlepuck Cantina, Subnautica, Proton Pulse, Crystal Rift
So, is VR gonna be a shitty fad that will pass quickly? Or will it actually turn into something worth a shit eventually? All of these games are either shitty or made worse with the VR inclusion.
For free
>>332342605
they seem to be some of the only people that weren't happy with VR that much
Dumbfuck Janny at it again. Someone should report him.
kart shit was the only fun thing in the past 3-4 hours
VR is a meme technology that isn't actually any good.
If it was good, they'd have ONE fucking game that is even slightly ok.
>>332342605
>shit janitor deleting a thread about one of the first streams showcasing the launch lineup of the rift
jesus fucking christ
>Mary will never shit on your face
>>332342710
I really enjoyed the retarded terrible Legend of Grimrock copy with maximum scares.
This should really get a sticky instead of hotpockets'd.
>people actually talking about vidya related things
>impression of the "next big thing" in gaming
>threads constantly deleted
for what purpose?
>>332342605
It isn't going to be a fad because nobody can afford it or the pc to run it.
Maybe in 10 years there might be something cool.
>>332342834
Sure you did.
>>332342809
Why must life be so cruel
>>332342910
>nobody can afford it or the pc to run it
Nice projecting, kiddo.
Didn't Dan say that he barfed after playing the entirety of Half Life 2 with an Occulus and felt like shit for days?
Dude is such a retard.
>>332342710
What was even in the last 3-4 hours? Just kart and that fucking Airmech?
Have they played anything that 1) is an actual game AND 2) genuinely depends on VR?
I haven't watched the stream. Are they having fun?
CAN I PLAY CHRONOS WITHOUT THIS SHITTY OVERPRICED GIMMICK?
>>332343060
If you mean "is an actual good game", then no.
They've played plenty of terrible games, and they've played games that "depended on VR", only instead of depending, it's made much worse and clunkier.
This is straight up Kinect 2. It's not even Wii levels.
>>332343060
Yes, no.
I've liked a lot of what I've seen.
>>332342863
i'll explain it once since you asked nicely.
you want to talk about VR, talk about VR. there are threads for it.
leave the eceleb faggotry on your reddit tab.
>>332343161
No.
>>332342910
Isn't it past your bedtime kiddo? Not enough allowance to afford a decent PC?
>>332343106
They're having a blast right with no technical issues at all
>>332343106
They liked airmech
>>332343060
no
>>332343106
It's Giant Bomb, so no.
>>332342605
>e-celeb shit
Kill yourselves
There are like three seemingly decent games on the Occulus Rift. The 3D Platformer, the Dark Souls rip-off and the Lemmings with bunnies.
And all of those games are exclusive to VR for no good reason whatsoever.
It's like a fourth fucking console just showed up.
>>332342798
>>332342863
Maybe call them "Oculus Launch Stream Thread" instead of "Giant Bomb Thread" and stop posting Mary and they'll stop.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHONE GAME
>>332343206
You can just ban eceleb shitposters and delete their posts, not the whole thread.
>This framerate
That would be sickening.
that stuttering is nasty
>I have a pistol
>Can I use that
>MOVE HEAD TO AIM WEAPON
VIRTUAL REALITY IS HERE GUYS
>field running simulator
dan must have an iron stomach to be able to withstand this horrible framerate. i'm not surprised though, the guy says he's finished half life 2 in a dk2 which is notoriously nausea inducing.
>>332343473
>Am I a dog
Wow, that was the game that lasted the least.
How many more of these games are there? They're really scrapping at the bottom of the barrel now.
Have they played Subnautica? How was it?
>>332343581
>stream fps matching what he is actually seeing
fucking moron
>>332343626
I don't think so, it's probably exactly how it is on PC, except that moving your head pans the camera.
>>332343639
He said the fps was shit though.
>>332343626
Ran like shit
>>332343581
He said he barfed and felt like shit for days, though. Maybe it built nausea immunity into him.
>>332343639
the game was dropping frames all over the place you numpty, they even asked him and he confirmed.
>>332342605
I'm pretty sure everything is a tech demo for now. VR is brand new. VR really needs a big new game to promote it.
>>332343581
He's also eaten fried eggshell, dude has a lead belly.
>>332343626
>How was it?
completely and utterly broken
>>332343626
They tried putting the settings on highest and the game fucked up beyond belief.
>>332342910
I'm sure millions of people can afford a VR ready PC.
>>332343693
>consoletards
>recognizing framerate
>>332343751
>I'm pretty sure everything is a tech demo for now.
people have had dev kits for years - things should really be further along by now.
>>332343868
>>consoletards
You mean Dan? He mostly plays on PC actually.
>>332343868
reminder that sony will not accept any games that drop below 60. meanwhile you get unity games that run at 40
#4theplayers
>>332344056
Sony has reference hardware though, Oculus would not.
>Dan's bald spot
Jesus christ.
>mechwarrior remake for VR
Needs to happen
this is actually cool
>>332344196
Dan:
>Retarded
>Bald spot
>Missing tooth
>Eats taco bell regularly, is a disgusting person
>Has a GF
You can do it too, anon. I believe in you.
>>332343287
They're exclusive because facebook paid them to be. I hope none of you faggots are seriously considering purchasing a facebook rift.
>>332344313
Dan is relatively in shape and has a steady job.
>>332344483
>>332344313
He also has basic social skills.
>>332344483
he is living his dream of working in the game business with people he likes and involved in wrestling in a serious way
Dan is a shitter but from his point of view he has a great life
>good aesthetic
>good control
>no walking
This one actually has good potential.
Is Brad taking a nap somewhere?
>>332343287
Why do you only consider shit from the jewbook shop? You can play elite, autism truck simulator, assetto corso, mirrors edge and probably a lot more of decent games.
RIP Frank.
Frank ;_;7
This blood shit makes me feel uneasy.
>>332344313
What's wrong with Taco Bell? I go there sometimes for the bean burritos and they're great.
>>332345280
he eats it every fucking day
>>332345335
No he doesn't, but he said he would for a year if it was a bet. More like twice a week which is still bad.
>>332345335
I see, so that's the problem. Poor guy.
>>332344815
they couldn't get steam to pick up the oculus
pretty sure assetto corsa doesn't support the new runtime
ats vr support last i checked didn't support the new runtime
they tried elite earlier i'm p sure
mirror's edge has no official support and you have to use that hack jobby plugin thing - also a nausea simulator
Just a reminder all those games were approved to get into the store.
>>332345783
Where are the drivers for CV1
>>332345883
not sure. i believe all their rift came with was a piece of paper that told them to go here:
https://www.oculus.com/en-us/setup/
why does the fat guy look so fucking miserable all the time?? I haven't seen him smile once in 5 fucking hours.
Does he have some kind of disorder?
>>332346435
you haven't been paying attention then
>>332346435
Because his best friend and former head of giant bomb died, also the fact that video games have been shit for ten years but he has to pretend they aren't.
This is incredibly boring.
Drew looks like he is actually nodding off.
>>332346861
(You)
No point in the oculus when I can watch VR porn with google cardboard
>>332346435
>best friend died
>second best friend moved across the country
>married to a fat chick that loves bbc
>has to deal with dan almost every day
Why is this a VR game
>>332347190
why are any of these VR games
>>332347287
those are some hot graphics
I really wish Dan would be quiet,
>>332347190
The jews paid them for exclusivity.
What games can you make in VR? I hope you'll enjoy the other mobile tier games for the vive, where you stand in one place and spin around shooting at the same enemy over and over.
>runs away at 10 fps
>VR games that don't need nor benefit from VR
Like platforming I can understand having a benefit due to the feeling of depth and shit but that.
>>332347394
I don't watch Giant Bomb, I don't come to these threads but I still end up recognizing your posting.
Give it a rest.
>>332347482
It looks cool.
>Take her to Zack's island and put some swimsuits on her
Now we're talking.
>yeah it looks cool and fun but lets move on because its shit
>every game on the list
Not just a game but an EXPERIENCE.
>its a 599 us dolalrs mouselook
Most of this has been complete shit.
>>332347649
Brad liked some games, Dan liked Firma.
>tfw Giant Bomb single handedly set VR back 10 years.
Fuck you /v/. Obviously that experience was just too deep and philosophical for your minds to comprehend.
Anyone got their email shipping confirmation yet?
>>332347875
Retard in charge of store content has.
>Have to be 13+
>All these features are for children
Why
what the fuck is this shit
>>332348051
They said preorders will be mid week, only kikestarter backers atm.
brad is fucking dead
This is pretty much an expensive Kinect
Another game that would control a hundred times better if it didn't have this retarded VR gimmick.
>>332348285
he is in a meeting
>>332348392
Which is why Sony is waiting on games to release with their HMD instead of indie-crap.
>everyone hates waggle controls on the wii
>somehow people think head waggling is a good idea now
>>332348427
To be fair, this game would be shit regardless.
I haven't been to giant bomb for some years now. Has Jeff found love yet?
VR confirmed for no games
> Standing in one place looking at shit happening around you
> Throwing balls simulator
> Kiddie shit
> Cell phone games
> F2P game made P2P
Sure is the future of video games guys. Glad I didn't buy into this garbage.
They really fucked up shipping it for all that shovelware without controller dildos.
How much longer are they going to stream? I've been watching for 10 hours straight
599 US DOLLARS
>>332348569
He's married to a tumblr chick who used to review sex toys and has pictures of herself getting fucked. He's also talked about boning her on the bombcast.
>>332348569
He got married recently.
>>332348534
>sudden strong head spin kills the user
sounds good, every idiot that buy this is going to die and the VR meme with them
just release smething sword art nline related so you make sure to kill all the cancer, .hackfags gave up a long time ago
>>332348698
I seriously doubt Jeff gives a fuck. I'm sure he's had worse ghetto chicks.
>>332348698
Wow, another 2deep4u experience. Cant wait to experience that experience myself.
>>332348698
Post them
Majority of these are really bad but I didnt want this for video games anyway. How long until the porn scene picks up?
>>332348534
I wonder how many lawsuits there will be from people getting neck injuries.
>>332348698
You made up 3/4ths of that
Dan: No I haven't seen that movie, but let me just spoil it for everyone.
>>332348969
It's already picked up.
>>332348969
>First VR sex game comes out
>Start fucking the girl
>Suddenly swap views
>You're the girl getting fucked
>>332349046
Doesn't the device weigh like a pound? Are people's necks really that weak?
>>332348698
>>332348736
Well good for him! Hope she's not a cunt.
>>332348969
Japan already has a market for it.
>>332349084
Have they figured anything out for penis tracking?
>>332349075
No, I didn't. Which part do you think I made up? She reviewed sex toys (video of clit pump review), has pictures of her ex fucking her & Jeff talked about fucking her in a shitty hotel on their honeymoon.
>>332349141
But anon thats exactly what I want.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS
IS THIS A BIOLOGY LESSON
>>332349224
It's all just fancy videos, a couple have different poses.
>>332349230
Post links or shut the fuck up.
>>332349176
Try wiggling your neck for 10 mins without wearing anything and report back.
>>332349141
>not putting yourself in the middle of a train
>hooking up a fucking machine to your ass and a fleshlight to your cock
>>332349243Gender bender is actually my fetish.
>>332349176
Eh, you never know.
I'm sure some scrawny faggot could get injured.
>>332349075
She used to have a tumblr and did review sex toys. I never saw any pics of her being fucked and I stopped listening to the bombcast like a year ago so I can't vouch for those claims but the first 2 are definitely true.
>>332349327
You weren't here when we found her tumblr?
She removed it.
>>332349327
She deleted/changed her name on tumblr after we found it. It was up for an entire evening and lots of people here saw it. I didn't save anything, but I know others did because they get reposted sometimes.
thats a nice turtle
>>332342605
You're overly negative to VR because you insist on thinking of it as a new videogame peripheral gimmick instead of it's own thing.
VR is good for certain things. For the kind of videogames /v/ is used to and wants it's kind of bad though.
>+1 Turtle
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>332349357
You must have issues if your neck has problems from moving it for 10 minutes. Are you really expecting to be snapping your neck back and forth the entire time?
>>332349314
How long until penis tracking
>friendship emulator for "catass" manchildren
>>332349569
We won't know until body tracking starts taking off.
Pray Leap does well.
>that much blood from a turtle
>that perfect circle
>someone though this looked good
>>332349567
Pretty sure your neck isnt supposed to move non stop. Always appreciate some assuming from faggots like you.
>>332343626
Almost killed a man
Only three games left.And then Keep Talking
>swimming simulator
SHOTS FIRED
>>332349798
I sit on my couch for most of my day and don't move my neck. When I go to concerts 2-3 times a year and headbang non-stop, I experience no neck ache whatsoever.
>>332349532
>VR is good for certain things.
Which things?
Because all the games I've see so far look either shit, or would work better with regular controls.
>novelty of being inside the game is already gone
why saturn have a nipple?
>>332349798
Have you never gone outside and looked at your surroundings? Oh wait, you're a basement dweller so you don't spend any time going outside.
>No games with human interaction
Why is this allowed? I don't need to spend $599 to be alone.
>>332350031
>i equate my reception to watching other people's receptions through a livestream its totally the same thing!
>this 3-5 game list is totally all that will ever be offered by vr and nothing will surpass this representation of vr
Are you guys seriously expecting VR to be good? Like, what in your head do you believe this newfangled bullshit to be good? I played Oculus for 30 min at a conference in NYC, and it was fun for a gimmick, but then realized there's no point.
AR will be the future. VR is a meme
>>332350221
Fuck off shill.
>>332350164
>trying to turn this into a gamergate thread
go away
>>332350164
>ONLY PEOPLE WHO NEVER USED VR SAY NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT VR !!!
>BUT BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT THEY'RE NOT IMPRESSED !!!
>>332350058
Took your mom to a dinner last week. Made sure im turning my head all the time while trying to look at her.
>>332350164
>pic
It's funny how those GG retards treat that as damage control while the articles were just clickbait so those GG retards spam them around the internet.
Is this the worst they've played so far?
>>332350221
Autism Reality?
>>332350221
>AR will be the future. VR is a meme
That's my impression too.
>>332350145
AirMech.
I'm sure that Kart game has multiplayer.
Project Cars.
Elite Dangerous.
>>332350396
>diversionary tactics
so it wasn't damage control?
uh ok
>>332350403
Nah, that zombie bullshit was worse
>yeah
>yeah
>yeah
>YEAH
>yeah
>yeah
this guys are bored to death
>>332350392
Sorry anon, your post made me burst into treats. But seriously a 1 pound device isn't going to break your neck, and I doubt any well designed games are gonna force you to swing your head all over the place.
>>332350221
For video games? No I dont. I think this will turn out like the kinect. Popular for a couple of years and then completely dead. But I am interested in VR movies and other that uses.
This is worse than Disneyland
>>332350554
They've been at it for 10 hours straight.
>>332350619
This is the future of Disneyland. Not even joking
TWO GAMES LEFT
Herobound first (Probably a shitty game)
AND THEN KEEP TALKING AND NOBODY EXPLAINS.
>>332350221
What is AR?
>>332350652
>>10 hours of games
>>literally not a single good game, except for KTNE, on PC already
>>332350652
>tfw I've been here watching since the beginning
Was Valkyrie shit?
>doesn't show the bomb
AMAZING
>>332350731
Don't know if you've heard of DisneyQuest, but hopefully they use this or some other headset to replace the ones they have already, those things are ancient.
>>332350773
Augmented reality
>>332350806
Jeff said he wasn't impressed. I think it felt too arcadey?
Is VR still going to be good for porn? Please say yes.
JEFF'S LOOKING! JEFF'S LOOKING! I'M TELLING!
>>332350773
it's when you have tiny japanese anime chicks dancing on your pizza box
Internet stopped working for 10min, what did I miss?
>>332349798
Have you never been to a rock concert, faggot?
>>332351086
you missed the porn games, it was only 5 minutes because he came immediately
>>332350456
>Nothing with human NPCs
Still shit. Where are the RPGs?
>>332351201
Go to sleep, dad
"equal sign with a slash"
C'mon, Brad. It's the cross of lorraine.
>>332351086
Nothing. All experience shit and bad games.
>>332350929
Absolutely. Porn and cockpit games are going to be great.Also sauce
>>332351261
There's a Dark Soulsian game with people, and Adventure Time.
>>332350929
Soruce my man
wow, this game sucks balls
Another game that makes NO FUCKING SENSE WITH VR
>>332351410
So do you think it's a good game or.. ?
>makes me want to play another game
already heared this 11+ times on a single stream
>>332343241
you're more likely to be able to afford a high spec PC if you live with your parents you retard
us adults who have to work for a living and pay for rent and food can't afford to drop 2000 bucks to play VR half decently
LET'S PLAY A LEGEND OF ZELDA GAME WHERE THE CAMERA IS FIXED AND MAKE IT VR BASED
BRILLIANT!
>this is the best idea this company had for VR
>>332351572
wat
oh cmon this looks like it was made with unity, it isnt too hard to put the camera on the PC head
So was Valkyrie the only real game? All these look like tech demos.
I watched the entire stream
the entire
fucking
stream
like 11 hours
not a single worthwhile game
fuck this has been a depressing stream
The guy that is playing is not very bright, isnt he?
At some point Jeff is going to get up and smack the fuck out of Dan.
>All these tech demos and non-interactive videos for a launch day.
Absolutely disgusting desu. Worse than Ouya launch?
>>332351852
The only EXCLUSIVE real game.
Cool this is like Dark Souls.
>>332352050
I wish I could slap you
These are the same dudes that made Darksiders. Nice. Ripping off Zelda for the third time.
The Dark Souls of VR.
>>332352109
It's about as hard as Souls.
game is a labor of love
is not designed by comittee
>>332351973
Apparently, a new sdk was just released today and none of the good shit works because of it or whatever.
The game itself doesnt look bad but it doesnt work for VR.
>>332351397
>2 games
>one "atmospheric" and the other one /co/shit
Guess I'll have to hold off on Oculus until there's good character driven content, everything looks empty as fuck right now.
>>332350929
>>332351369
Not really on upper tier systems. Too much hassle with cords, etc. Not to mention that the videos in VR are ridiculously difficult to produce. Other niggles: a lot of the time women look gigantic, can't really move around a scene, and there really isn't any more feeling of "presence" than you get from regular POV shots.
>yeah
>yeah
>yeah
>a'right
>yeah
>we've been in this room for eleven and a half hoursI wonder how Drew's butthole smells now
>palmer has been waiting five hours for them to play VR tennis with him
>>332352440
i bet it's tangy
>>332352403
It's basically a ten hour stream for Steam shovelware. What do you expect?
>want to watch
>three tests this week
>two of them are finals
I guess I at least have something to watch now that the doc is useless
>>332352339
>videos
Who gives a fuck about 3dpd vr porn
Jeff's gonna kill Dan soon.
What a disappointing stream. Barely anything interesting or so bad it's good, just shit. At least the major starts in a few hours.
>>332352549
Yeah.
>one of the head titles is p2w shit
>>332351937
Can't come soon enough. Dan is a dumbfuck with these menus. Also the worst jitter for head, he'll never fly a VR quicklook
>>332352608
>doc
>useless
I've bought fucking premium so I could download the videos and upload them to a youtube channel. No idea how long that's gonna hold, but it's the best we got for now.
>>332344313
His gf is a pornstar that has taken miles of black dick that has stretched her out. Shes leeching from Dan's stewady paycheck from CBS. If you call that a gf, OK.
Got in now. Any mech games from the pilot's point of view? Slow large mechs seem like a safe bet
>>332352785
You are a good man, but they will be deleted from jewtube. You would be better off just uploading the HD versions to MEGA.
