Pong thread
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Discuss Pong.
Left side is overpowered.
>>332282801
I already discusses some pong with your mom last night.
>>332282939
Elaborate
>>332282801
game full of trial and error bullshit and artificial difficulty
>>332282801
Why the fuck is the net a hashed line? It's not anywhere close to being fucking realistic and I bet this shit doesn't run at 60fps
>>332283371
Because nets have holes in them, it would look like a wall otherwise.
>>332282801
my father still owns his home pong
>>332282801
You saw my fucking post about not discussing pong anymore didn't you motherfucker
>>332282801
>You now realize that people used to meta game pong
>You will never know the intense mind games of competitive pong in it heyday
>You were born in the wrong generation
>>332283491
>>332283371
I never even realised it was supposed to be a net. I've never needed to visualise what was happening in pong, I'm happy with just paddles and balls floating in space.
>>332283894
I don't know what you're talking about, I just wanted to make a Pong thread.
>>332282801
>Keeping count of the score for you assuming the player is too stupid to remember
>Unnecessary sound effects
>Not slapping a plastic sheet on your TV for bright and colorful graphics.
>Restricting the two lines to either side of the screen instead of allowing full movement.
Casuals are turning this industry into garbage, Pong is a downgrade in every way from Tennis on the Magnavox Odyssey.
>>332282801
Meme game
>>332282801
Can't beat the game, I'm sure the computer is cheating.
Is there any mod to increase my paddle size?
>>332284973
Nope. No mods for that; sadly it will retain it's abysmal size, much like your penis.
>>332282801
needs better graphics
>>332285432
When's the HD re-release?
sequel when
>>332282801
>cant put spin on the ball
pretty lazy
Pong isn't a good game and was never actually good.
Tell me, do you actually fucking think you could have fun playing pong in this day and age?
Tetris is amazing still. I can have fun with the original super mario bros
but not pong
because pong is garbage
>>332282801
no 60fps no buy
>>332285873
fuck you pong is fun
>>332285873
You can make it good with mods.
The male rape mod is honestly the best for long term gameplay and the 4K texture pack is great for immersion.
>>332286551
hey fuck you right back you stupid fucking nostalgia goggle wearing fagola
you probably think ET is good too you fucking idiot
fuck i wish people like you would just die
>>332286667
True, but that's not a fucking excuse. Any shit product can be made good with mods. The original product, what the developers actually made themselves, is garbage.
>>332282801
>staying in the middle
Plebs
Follow opponent paddle masterrace
>>332286762
I don't know, I had fun with it.
It's good with friends.
>pong
>didn't move on to Tetris
Seriously, you nostalgiafags should kill yourselves. Tetris is the superior timesink and you know it.
>>332286924
finally, someone else with a brain
pongfags need to die
>>332286924
>>332287038
Fuck you Tetrisdrones.
Pong is the superior game; Tetris is just a shitty streamlined version of Pong with no ball or paddles.
They even removed the net for casual babbymode play.
>>332287232
>tetris is just a shitty streamlined version of pong with no ball or paddles
are you legitimately retarded?
>removing the net makes it worse
the net was fucking useless and only served to clutter up the screen and make the game run at 15fps
i fucking hate people like you
>>332287409
This!
I bet you only played Pong so you could ERP you fagot you.
>>332287409
You modern casual "gamers" disgust me.
My newsgroup is gonna hear about this shit, just you wait.
>>332287596
>"m-muh personal army will get u!1!1!!"
confirmed for butt blasted pong poofter
>pong
>not casual
pick one
>>332287714
>implying
Tetris is Pong for pseudo-intellectuals.
>>332287857
>he says while playing a pretentious minimalist artsy game like pong
>>332288263
Pong's aesthetic is timeless, it's visuals don't age unlike certain other games.
Atari shills please leave.
>>332288375
Only because there's nothing there to fucking age.
You poor soul. You're confusing the developers lack of trying for an attempt at timelessness.
>>332288467
Now I know you're just baiting you Tetrisdrone.
Close Mosaic right now and go cry to Alexey you butthurt red bastard.
>>332288719
>red bastard
>implying communism isn't the best
everyone look at this capitalist pig and laugh
Right is CLEARLY the best waifu. Just LOOK at those bits.
>>332289065
Bad case of sameface to be honest
>>332285842
You can. This is what hitting it with the corner of your paddle is. Who's lazy now?
>>332282801
i think its never gonna leave early access
fucking always online pong
what kind of dlc are they gonna release?
probably pay to win shit
>>332289716
The dlc will be half a line or a horizontal line.
Trust me, my dad works for atari.
>>332282818
Right side > shit >>>>> Left side
>>332282801
Did someone say Pong? Royalty shekels pls
>>332283041
He fucked your mother.
>>332293095
Elaborate further.
>>332292582
What does the English knob do?
>>332293163
He ponged her in her pong hole.
>>332285873
I would get my parent's Nokia only to dry their battery by playing pong.
>>332294587
Dougs. In English.
>>332286924
>SPbabbies
Did your ass got whopped and now you're crying out here?
Tetrisfags have no dignity
