Are there any games that are unwinnable?
>>332268220
Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors
The Game of Life, my anonymous friend
>>332268220
a lot of old games like asteroids and tetris
>tfw you will never be The Guy
Nethack
I've never heard of anyone beating Kid Chameleon without using the level warps (mostly because it's super fucking long), alternatively, you could try beating Friday The 13th without cheat codes.
>>332268220
God this movie was shit
>Spy Kids 3D was 13 years ago
>>332270337
I forgot how many levels this game had, but fuck if I ever beat it, too hard.
Great game though.
>>332269205
>Elijah Wood was The Guy
Holy shit I forgot that
https://youtu.be/aF_Ijr621tM
I honestly can't fucking breath
Impossible Mission
>>332268220
project zomboid
>>332270903
wow what the fuck I don't remember that
>>332270903
>Elijah Wood was the guy for no reason
>bad guy was not one but FOUR Sylvester Stallones
>Khan fights Sylvester Stallone
Spy Kids is fucking bizarre.
It's set in the Tarantino universe so it's canon alongside Pulp Fiction
It's full of big name actors inexplicably
George Clooney was the President for no reason
The Machete in it is the same one as in the Machete movies
>>332271383
*unzips fedore*
>>332268220
Dorf Fort
You can't win dorf fort. Not in any of that bullshit "It's an endless game" thing. No you will eventually lose every fort you build. It will always be because you fucked up. You can have a fortress run ten years and someday you'll wake up, find a lever you forgot the function of, pull it, and see your fortress crumble in on itself.
>in school
>field trip to the movie theater
>all of us wanna see Spy Kids
>we go to see fucking Snow Day
>entire class is setting there
>the black kid with popcorn in his mouth yells out
>"Man how come we aint go see Spy Kids!"
>everyone in class agrees and go "yeahhhh"
>teacher tells us all to hush
Well at least Snow Day had Chris Elliot.
Man I miss that silly bastard.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HOaghum.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>332271310
say that when you're glassed you commie bastard
>>332271506
What was the point of that field trip?
>>332271321
>It's full of big name actors inexplicably
Most of them parents, or planning to have children at some point and time.
I don't know why people kinda go "Why did this heavy camp film done by Rodriguez of all people have this high actor cast tagging along doing these stupid roles?" when the answer is clearly "So they can have a film to show their kids going "Yeah, I was an actor in this" that isn't too adult for them". Like hell, the movie was MADE so Rodriguez could show something towards his kids.
>>332271562
Fun that's it.
Our school would give us like one day in the year to just have fun, and we all wanted to see a movie.
Teacher got permission.
But it wasn't a movie we wanted to see.
I eventually seen Spy Kids, which sucked.
I think Snow Day was actually better.
>>332270021
There is a fucking leaderboards for those who complete the game.
>>332271496
wrong
>>332271562
We had days like that too. It was a "go for gold" thing where if you weren't a little shit all year you got to go to the movies instead of going to glass, while the little shits got to write lines.
I only got to go once, I forget what film cause it was that shit. I actually preferred getting lines, since I could just skive off, go home and play Halo 2
>>332271506
This movie is the reason I have dreams of a girl being my friend because she's head over heels for me but I'm too fucking stupid to realize it until it's too late only to get her back and we have a beautiful relationship together
Fuck this movie for making me want that
>>332271558
Fuck I love that game. Also makes for a super depressing screen saver.
>>332271845
>I have dreams of a girl being my friend because she's head over heels for me
![contra-3-chefe-1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/286rQEt.png "contra-3-chefe-1[1].png")
>>332268220
contra 3 without any type of cheating
i remember it took pretty much half of my childhood to reach like level 4 with a friend - also, there were no memory cards so you had to start from the begining every time
>>332271443
Poorly memed my friend I suggest you look up its meaning
>>332271845
>>332271979
I've had a couple friends in my life that were girls.
It always ends up with you and her liking each other, and not just friends.
It's horrible.
It always ended up with a broken friendship.
>>332272130
>tfw you wonder if you should even try getting a girl
Would it simply be better to get a whore when I want pussy?
>>332272051
It's not that hard. Get gud.
>>332273002
It's funny.
I don't chase after pussy, and the normies give me shit cuz I don't get laid.
Every single one of them tell me to get a hooker.
Like everyone said it.
Normally people look down on your for it, but I guess if you want pussy it's alright.
>>332273141
Wizard who hasn't had a girlfriend since he was four. The only girls who I ever feel like dating are always with someone. Should I just give up now?
>>332273348
Nah, dude.
I'm 26 almost 27.
I been single since my ex left me at age 20.
I'm still holding out for someone.
I'll have sex if it's with someone I love.
I'm no man slut.
It's hard I know, but don't lust for it so much.
Let it happen.
>know a girl since high school
>genuine friendship for years
>one day we're watching television at her house
>she wants to fuck
>i don't
>at the door we just look at each other for a minute knowing our relationship is forever changed
>gradually lose contact
i want to die
Somebody ring the dinkster?
>>332273486
24. 25 in five days. I'm wondering if I dodged a bullet not dating someone in highschool.
polybius
>>332273619
Love is a horrible thing.
It's a magical feeling you can't explain.
But when the love is broken, you feel the worst feeling of all.
Heart break.
I became an alcoholic since my ex left.
She's engaged now but every birthday she is the only person in the world who messages me happy birthday.
It hurts, and some days I regret it.
Some days I don't regret it.
I'm unstable and hurt to this day.
I guess first loves are the hardest to get over.
>never had a girlfriend
>just fap every single fucking day
One of these days I'll hook one.
>>332271620
But would you want to be in a good film tho'? The kid is going to grown and be like "Dad why?"
>>332273486
The last time I had a girlfriend was my freshman year of high school. She broke up with me because 'I act stupid around my friends' and I'm just sitting here like "We've literally known each other since 3rd grade how do you not know how I act"
And then she went to prom with a guy who dressed like Dracula our Junior year
In Space Station Silicon Valley, one of the four robot parts you needed to open the final stage had a collision detection oversight that meant it couldn't be picked up.
>>332273779
I'm sorry man. Makes me feel like an ass for bitching about not having a girl. Enjoy some vidya for us both.
>20 years old
>was head over heels for gf
>cheats on me a year into relationship
>cut all contact, act as if she didn't exist anymore
>2 years later to now
>gotten over my depression, really just enjoy being single now
>a lot
>the mere thought of a relationship disgusts me
>never been happier
I can't help but feel weird since society wants to jam relationships down peoples throats, but I'm okay with it honestly.
>>332273779
>this post
incredibly true, I've broken bones, suffered burns, cuts, bruises and nothing compares to the pain of a broken heart, that first time sticks with you forever unfortunately
Life
>>332273486
>ex
You're a retard. You've had a girl and blew it. I'm 26, never kissed a girl, never held hands with a girl, never spoken for more than 10 minutes with a girl.
Dark souls
>>332274431
Nah.
She was my first love.
I was her second.
She got back in touch with her first love.
She dropped me for him.
Piece of shit.
>>332268220
Against a competent opponent? Tic Tac Toe.
>>332271845Last night I dreamed a girl had sex with me after we talked aboutSerious Sam
>>332274501
Cuck
>>332274670
True.
She denied that she cheated on me.
I'm smart, I did detective work.
Found on some low key website they were talking together behind my back.
Her and him were calling each other babe and talked about how they were hanging out.
All clues led to they fucked.
I should have noticed.
I was too busy trying to 1000/1000 360 games at the time.
Does having a girlfriend for a little while lock me out of wizard status? I turn 30 this year.
I went out with this one girl for a couple of months in high school, but nothing ever came of it. She ended up marrying one of my childhood friends.
this thread is proof that most of /v/ doesn't even like video games that much, it's just all they have and the only place they can talk to people as pathetic as them.
I've been with my girlfriend since we were 15. We are both each others first everything. First love, lost virginity to each other. Etc. We're 20 now and live in an apartment together, things are great.
But sometimes I fear what would happen if we broke up for one reason or another.
When you love someone this long they become a permanent part of your life, almost literally part of you. My life has revolved around US for the past 5 years, and I don't remember what it's like to not be US.
And that scares me, because what if "us" no longer exists? I would have no idea what to do with myself
For me, spending a day being anti-social and deciding to just lay around at home "alone" still involves my gf. I'm to the point where I consider just her and I being in a room together to be "alone" because I genuinely don't know what it's like to be really alone anymore, she's part of me and we do everything together and I'm scared to end up REALLY alone.
I don't know how people recover from heartbreak because the idea of it terrifies me.
>>332274865
If you didn't do anything sexual you still have most of your wizard powers
>>332274902
>tfw at least I'm not Anthony "/r9k/" Burch
>>332274865
As long as you didn't fuck you're good.
Good luck on your powers.
Let us know what wizardry you learned when it happens.
>>332271845
>a girl being my friend because she's head over heels for me but I'm too fucking stupid to realize it until it's too late
The story of my life
>only to get her back and we have a beautiful relationship together
I fucking wish.
It's been years since we last spoke.
The hardest part is there was no dating, no break up, no sad or happy ending, the story just ends. No goodbye, nothing, one day we just never got the chance to talk anymore, and now we don't even see each other.
I'd like to believe that one day we'll meet again and live happily ever after, but miracles don't exist.
>>332275463
>this entire post
JUST
>>332274915
Same boat my friend. Also 20 now but met my gf when i was 16. We both plan on going to med school and I can't imagine what the fuck would happen to me if we break up at one point. It's fucking terrifying now.
I've never really experienced heartbreak although I've had some girlfriends. In the first two the illusion of affection somehow broke for myself ended but then I realized I'm alone again. The third one was with a chick I didn't have any affection at all but I went with it because a relationship is better not being in one. Lost my virginity to her and it was a fun summer. Then it just petered out cause she realized I had no real interest in her. And then I had one clusterfuck where I was kinda trying to get this other girl but ended up fuckin over another one and myself emotionally. Granted all these lasted less than two months. I'd really love to have a long term relationship but now I've been alone for about 5 years at least.
>>332271321
>The Machete in it is the same one as in the Machete movies
Wait, for real?
>>332274902
>he says while the majority of the catalog is vidya
>>332274431
That's because you are fat.
>>332274915
>>332276073
im glad im not alone here. i met her when i was 16 and my depression got a lot better once we started dating. we were each others first everything too, and the thought of not being with her makes me physically sick. if something were to happen to us and we stopped seeing eachother i could definitely see myself ending it all. right now i am incredibly happy with life because of her so it terrifies me to know that i could lose all my happiness so fast
>15 Years Old
>have female friend who's into anime and shit
>I partially relate to her so she sticks by me
>Invite me to work for her sister part-time
>Frequently go to their house to work with her sister who is now my boss
>finish late once so she invites me to sleep over
>I didn't wanna sleep over coz i wanted to play vidyagaems and was generally introverted
>She gets mad when I don't show her I'm interested
>Forced me to sleepover, told me we'll play with her gamecube all night
>She gets dressed in her houseclothes
>She's only wearing a big shirt and panties
>Too fucking beta to understand
>Before settling down, cut my finger somehow
>She places my fucking hand on her lap while treating the wound
>We play Mario Sunshine and Windwaker afterwards until 5 am
>Sleep on the same bed
>We talk a bit then she starts touching my ass "as a joke"
>Don't understand so I laugh it off
>Woke up 9 am, got dressed and went home
Everything worked out fine i guess
>>332276774
Nobody fucking cares you sperg
>>332276774
shit man
now the best you can hope for is some boring normie chick
>>332269979
Why live?
>>332268220
Real life
I've been with the same person for 5 years. We own a house together, though it's in only one of our names. I got divorced 5 years ago and pretty much moved in with this person right after because I didn't have anywhere else to go with my son. He loves me completely and caters to my every wish, but I don't love him back. I told him I did years ago so I had a roof over my head.
I know someday he'll find out and it'll break his heart, and this doesn't cause me discomfort. I tried really hard to love him but there's just nothing there.
>>332273779
I'm in the same boat
Got my first girlfriend and it lasted 2 years before I found out through her friend that she didn't like me anymore and would make up excuses to leave our dates early. And was talking to her ex behind my back. I was so attached that I just held onto her, continued to treat her well until she met someone else and dumped me. I feel broken and sometimes I just scream because of all the bottled negative emotions
/blog
>>332277252
>found out through her friend that she didn't like me anymore and would make up excuses to leave our dates early
Was this out of kindness or by chance? I can kinda relate to this, except I didn't find out through a friend, but through my gf.
>>332277352
Kindness. She felt bad and thought I should know, so she sent me pictures of all the texts my girlfriend was sending. Did you have to probe your gf or did she come clean? If she did, that was very kind of her.
>>332277724
Sounds like a nice chick.
She came clean, but it wasn't in a very kind way at all and it honestly makes me wish she never came clean at all. We worked it out, but it still makes me upset.
perfect dark
>>332268892
get gud
>>332271321
Wait so by that you mean that Machete from the Machete film where he kicks people's asses all over the place is the same Machete that is uncle to child spies?
>>332277925
That's unfortunate. I don't know if you're still in contact with her, but for me, cutting my ex off completely was the single best decision I made in the wake of all that bullshit. Your mileage may vary, granted. Best of luck
>>332278634
yes
>>332268220
life
>>332268220
xcom 2.
fuck that game shit's impossible
>>332271321
>Tarantino universe
>DURR Uma Therman in Pulp Fiction is the same character as in Kill Bill XdDD
>>332273779
1/10. Reads the same as the lyrics of a Taylor Swift song. No discernible talent.
>>332270586
>you were 5 when you watched this
Csgo, dota2 outside of memesports
>>332280383
The machete thing is true, for some reason
hatetris
>>332280383
machete wasnt made by tarantino
>>332280287
Get fucking good you Alien cuck
>>332268220
>Ctrl+F
>no "Battletoads"
>implying anyone actually beat Battletoads
>>332274431
Kissless true wizard here.
Even I feel you're being pathetic. If you really want a woman, go get one. There are a lot of ways to meet a person without resorting to hookers.
I've already trascended the mortal desire to procreate or to need a couple, so I have no detailed way for you to get a sigbificant other, though.
>>332274915
>My life has revolved around US
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>332276774
I thought the MCs of those stupid harem animoos weren't real and that nobody was as social retarded as them.
And then you come and break my beliefs like the bones of a dog in the middle of a highway.
>>332274915
this is legitimate. I did the same thing, spent 6 years with someone I didn't even consider it was a possibility to break up with them. If you're so scared, what's gonna happen when she finally figures out there's all kinds of new and interesting (better) dick out there? you're gonna be fucked. If you need anyone that bad, you're not a whole person.
>>332269416
>Tetris
Jesus Christ, how much of a scrub do you have to be? You really have never seen the rocket and the band and the dancer?
>>332268220
Define "winning". There are plenty of games where there is no real objective, like Minecraft and Dwarf Fortress.
>>332269205
A LIFE IS A LIFE
YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S ONLY HALF
>>332285575
WITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS
The Spy Kids franchise is one of the worst things to have ever been shat out by Hollywood. Ever. If not THE single worst thing.
Every movie feels like it's slowly castrating your soul.
>>332273998
You're getting things mixed up. You can collect all the robot parts and beat the game no problem, it's just that one of the souveniers has no collision detection so you can't unlock the bonus minigame.
>>332273779
I bet you are one of those faggots that never tell anyone when their birthday is and says shit like "its not important" or "i dont care".
Just so you can circlejerk in your misery about some dumb girl saying it to you.
Grow up
Destiny, honestly.
>>332277176
Tell him you cunt.
>>332268220
David Perry programmed a game and made the final boss unbeatable because he hadn't left any space for the credits.
>>332271310
just watched this movie the other day. IT was a lot of fun to watch.
Tfw you can never go back in time to simpler times.
>>332271321
Let's not forget that Spy Kids 2 had one of the deepest quotes ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCypHjKXwis
>>332272130
Once one person develops feelings, it's doomed no matter what happens.
1) The other person feels the same, you start a casual fling. One person gets too invested, it blows up, friendship over.
2) The other person doesn't feel the same. The person with feelings tortures themselves waiting for the off-chance that the other will decide to like them. Friendship ends up falling apart.
Just be friends with people with the opposite sex who are ugly. You're just kneecapping yourself otherwise. I speak from experience.
>>332274915
As someone who has recently had a breakup with a long-term gf, I have some experience here.
The first couple of months are absolutely excruciating, why? The routine.
By now, you have a set routine. Things you do with her everyday. Little things you probably don't even THINK of. I'll give an example.
>wake up
>send gf a bunny face emoji
>she sends back a hamster face emoji
>proceed to have conversation
I remember the first day waking up after the breakup, and I picked up my phone and almost hit send, and I realized "Oh, I can't do that anymore".
I STILL ritually check my phone, expecting to see a notification that she's messaged me. It's just so hard when you're so set on this routine, and then overnight it's GONE.
But once you get over the initial shock period, it gets a little bit easier, day by day.
Don't worry anon, we can all make it.
>>332288468
Yeah, I watched the Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat movies this weekend. They just don't make movies like that anymore. I'm not talking about the bad vidya cash-in movie (even though MK was good), but there's a certain vibe these old action flicks give off that just isn't in movies anymore. Maybe I just don't watch enough.
>>332274661
That's fucking great anon
>>332268220
>tfw saw this in the cinema as a kid
My first and last experience with 3D. Jesus christ the visuals were awful.
>>332272051
>contra (1-3) is hard meme
Never stop moving forward. Play the game a lot. Patterns become very easily recognized. It's not hard.
The PS2 one (Shattered Soldier?) was pretty tough though. And the DS one was bullshit.
>mfw finding out the space between the screen actually existed within the game and bullets would disappear while traveling between screens
>>332289714
It was a product of the 90s desu fampai. Everything feels so fucking overproduced now.
>>332291307
Yeah, that's probably it. Such a shame, I miss the simplicity.
>>332271383
what is it good for?
>>332292041
Absolutely nothing.YEAH!
Anyone else remember that online Spykids 3D game?
that shit was tight.
>tfw never pursued a relationship because you knew your life was going nowhere
Sorry Amy, but I didn't want you to suffer with me.I actually really regret it because my life didn't end up being as shit as I thought it'd be
>>332268220
Yes,The Stanley Parable.
>>332270903
Is this THE GUY thing from some vidya I am not aware of? Or is he an original character for the movie.
>>332292868
"The Guy" is a player that's the antithesis of a Gregor
>>332292983
You mean That Guy?
>>332293028
I don't know, I just pulled that out of my ass
>>332270337
>>332270758
I don't recall ever getting past the second stage.
>>332278582
no matter how good you get the reward is the same for everyone. Death. Life just gets faster and harder until you die just like asteroids.
>>332273904
Spy Kids 1 & 2 were fucking masterpieces.
>>332293241
I couldn't stand the first, but the second was good.
>>332270903
The acting in this, holy fuck.
>That monotone "Oh my" from the kid when Elijah's life is depleting
>tfw Alexa Vega was in the same town as me for spring break last week
>>332294150
>hasn't done nudes yet
Why
