Hello all,
Long time browser and first time poster. There is just one quick thing I wanted to get off my chest.
I played Metal Gear Solid 1 way back in 1999. Back then the internet was still kind of new and there were shitty websites you would go to for game cheats and stuff. One of the cheat website said if you crawl at a certain angle, you could get rid of the blur and see this guy's shlong. I don't know WHY (not gay) I did it, but I spent a good hour trying to crawl into his junk. But I was never able to see it. So I guess the point of my post is to get this off my chest and also wondering if I was bamboozled by the cheat website?
Pic related.
>>332222439
You had to use the Binos.
>>332222542
OHhhh damn I didnt know that.
>>332222439
I'm fairly certain you were smeckldorfed man.
Now I need to replay to try this. (not gay)
>>332222439
Reminds me of the "skateboard cheat" for Pokemon Gold/Silver I would often come across on gamecheats.com and gamewinners.com
I wanted to believe back then so badly
There were a few times I'd been had, but I cant remember specific examples.
On a similar note Hot Shots Golf had easily the hardest codes to input. It was like 1 frame linking, only with a 20 hit combo.
>>332222439
>1999
>internet was still kind of new
>>332223124
>Millenials
Not even once.
>>332222439
>1999
>Internet was new
How about YOU were new?
>>332223498
He's right though. Internet was "still kind of new" in the early 90s with shareware games and shit. In 1999 the internet was boomin' and I was playing Counter-Strike like a fag.
>>332223681
No he (you) is not right, internet was invented in the 60s and was in wide use by the 80's, the first MMO was NWN in 1991 and people used to play genesis/snes games online with XBAND.
You underage little shit.
>>332223498
You are a millenial senpai
>>332224294
autism
internet wasn't commercialized until early 2000 you retard.
until late 90s people were still using shitty dialup internet
>>332224506
It was still the fucking internet.
>>332224503
I'm reaching my thirties, so no I'm not.
>>332224506
This is bait
>>332224613
A fucking internet that no one used. Go fuck yourself.
>>332224613
stop being a technical autist. it wasn't as prevalent so it was still considered new.
>>332224669
>Millennials (also known as the Millennial Generation or Generation Y) are the demographic cohort following Generation X. There are no precise dates for when the generation starts and ends; most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to around 2000.
Yes you are
>>332224836
nah you are just autistic.
>>332223681
>In 1999 the internet was boomin'
If "booming" isn't even comparable to what we have now, maybe.
>>332224669
Yes, you are. Millennials=80s and 90s babbies.
>>332224294
>>332224613
https://www.census.gov/prod/2005pubs/p23-208.pdf
Your usage of the phrase "wide use" is very questionable, my uninformed, nostalgic, and probably old, elitist friend.
>>332224506
>internet wasn't commercialized until early 2000
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH GOD MY FUCKING SIDES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>332224506
>internet wasn't commercialized until early 2000
This has to be bait, no one is this fucking retarded
>>332225014
>>332225034
>>332224836
Actually being this autistic. Internet wasn't widely used until early 2000s. get rekt retards.
>millennials calling millennials millennials as an insult
this is the worst 4chan meme
>>332224506
>internet wasn't commercialized until early 2000
Jesus christ just how underage are you?
>>332225169
>>332225193
enjoy being retarded :^)
i read/believed somewhere that the hole in the ceiling in daruina's room in the mountain in OOT led to a room with the triforce in it
>>332222439
you were bamboozled
You're also now gay.
>>332224613
DUDE RANDOM INTERNET PAGES WITH NO SEARCH ENGINES AND ALL SHIT CONTENT LMAO
SO KEWL
SO NERDY
ECKS DEE
kill yourself
>>332225290
actually being this autistic
>>332224294
The Internet wasn't in "wide use" until 1995 when it was legalized for commercial purposes. It did exist before then.
>>332224506
>internet wasn't commercialized until early 2000
You must be 18 or older to post here
>>332222439
you were bloopsfidgeted
>>332225381
Seriously this. Some of these autistic retards are what they are. They are going to go full retard autismo technical and say internet was internet in 60s. No it isn't you retards. Web 1.0 Web 2.0.
Until early 2000s, internet was a piece of shit, no one used it for more than a few hours. You couldn't game at all without disconnects and lag and other bullshit.
Anyway, i got better things to do than argue with autistic retards on /v/. I'm studying for CPA rn, have fun being autismos.
>>332222439
>>332222542
Did he actually have a modeled dick or was it flat like a barbie doll?
>>332225381
Underage detected
>>332225502
autism stop
>>332225634
BTFO
T
F
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>>332222439
Man, back in those days the internet was filled with those type of cheat codes, probably more so then is even now.
Your example is a bit....gay, but back then.. it wasn't uncommon to buy a Tomb Raider game and spend hours trying to get a nude cheat to work.
Looking at a small glimpse of "Daisy's" (?) panties of Twisted Metal was another good example, though that was real.
Then again everyone though the GoldenEye cheats weren't real till years later they released them, first time I saw them was in Tips & Tricks Magazine. Those were some long cheat codes.
>>332224506
>internet wasn't commercialized until early 2000
All these googlefu warriors...
Ya everyone had "internet" in the 90's, but if you didn't have the scratch or if you didn't lived in certain areas then you were rocking phone line internet and that speed was pretty much only good at displaying text.
>>332224917
>>Millennials (also known as the Millennial Generation or Generation Y) are the demographic cohort following Generation X. There are no precise dates for when the generation starts and ends; most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to around 2000.
>>Millennials (also known as the Millennial Generation or Generation Y) are the demographic cohort following Generation X. There are no precise dates for when the generation starts and ends;
>>There are no precise dates for when the generation starts and ends;
>>There are no precise dates
>>no precise dates
GG Millenial try again later.
>>332224984
Millenials can mean just about anything, and on the internet it's always used to describe babbys like you i.e. college age or younger at this point in time.
>>332226045
I'm 28. I'm a millennial, you're a millennial, we are pretty much all millennials except for underage and true oldfags.
>>332222439
>Long time browser
>browser
Lurk moar.
>>332224506
>internet wasn't commercialized until early 2000
Neo-/v/ is not real, they said.
>>332226045
>most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to around 2000.
>most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to around 2000.
>most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to around 2000.
You are a millennial
>>332224506
>internet wasn't commercialized until early 2000
>>332226274
>>332226575
What part of "no precise dates" do you not fucking understand.
>Researchers and commentators
>Fucking researchers and commentators
>Not anyone actually qualified to give input
Hey I'm a researcher for doing research. I'm also a commentator for saying my opinion on this site. Therefore when I state that my "study" conclusively finds that 4chan is actually not real, you should totally believe me. Because I'm a researcher and commentator.
>>332228040
What part of "most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to around 2000" did you not fucking understand
YOU
ARE
A
MILLENNIAL
>>332225592
No dick, but he actually had an ass texture.
Found it when one of the plugins for epsxe fucked up the blur and was "uncensored"
>>332228335
Nope. :D
Eat shit millenialtard.
>>332224294
> people used to play genesis/snes games online with XBAND
5 rich kids?
>>332228040
who IS qualified to set the dates of a generation?
>>332228584
Yes, im a millennial, so are you.
>>332228335
What part of "researchers and commentators" do YOU not understand? That's the same thing as asking the local homeless man his opinion. "Researchers and commentators" means jack shit because it's vague as fuck and by definition can mean any fucktard with an opinion and time to give it to people.
>>332229098
Keep saying it one day it may be true.
>>332229182
>The term Millennials is usually considered to apply to individuals who reached adulthood around the turn of the 21st century. The precise delineation varies from one source to another, however. Neil Howe and William Strauss, authors of the 1991 book Generations: The History of America's Future, 1584 to 2069, are often credited with coining the term. Howe and Strauss define the Millennial cohort as consisting of individuals born between 1982 and 2004.
http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/millennials-millennial-generation
You are a millennial, deal with it.
>>332229098(you)
>you
Nice projecting kid.
ITT: millennials vs millennials
1-4: play Hearts of the Stone
5-9: play Gravity Rush
0: fap
>>332229540
Im older than you fellow millenial.
>>332229525
>>The term Millennials is usually considered to apply to individuals who reached adulthood around the turn of the 21st century.
>>usually considered
Do you always use vague opinions to support your own one's dipshit?
>Millenials are this shit at reading comprehension
>>332222222
>>332229940
>Desperately trying this hard to damage control after getting utterly BTFO
How very millennial of you
>>332229775
In that case, you have water bills to pay, gramps.
Yah don't want that blood pressure to get too high eh??
can we get back to the topic at hand you fucking autists?
from what I remember his dick wasn't modeled, but his butthole was.
>>332229940
find a single source that doesn't include your age in millenials then
>all these niggas talking shit as if they knew
The internet was shit until 2004-2005, period. The popular search engines before google all sucked dick, even altavista. You had to know where to find shit by word of mouth or luck.
It was around 2004 when everybody and their grandmother suddenly started using google and things got better.
>>332230693
No. I want to talk about how no one believes me when I say @prodigy.net is a real e-mail address.
>>332230573
Real talk i have low blood pressure, i get pins and needles in my legs when i take a shit and in my face during sex.
I dont mind being the guy who died during sex but i dont want to be the guy who died taking a dump.
Let's get something straight.
All quibbling about what age range constitutes 'millenial' aside, if you use the term, you need to kill yourself.
Immediately.
>>332230845
Word of mouth, luck or newsgroups, I will add.
>>332230303
>Hey look at this completely opinionated source on what a millennial is
>Gets shown how fucking retarded it is using someone else's opinion to justify your own
>H-Ha I sure s-showed you!
>>332230749
I'm not the one throwing around other's opinions to validate their own.
>>332223124
>>332223579
>>332224294
>>332224506
>>332224613
>>332224848
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>>332225014
>>332225034
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>>332225381
>>332225547
>>332225921
>>332226045
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>>332226575
>>332228335
>>332229940
I hate when threads I am genuinely interested in derail like this...
>>332230879
All this shitposting myst have you flush gampies. Drink more water.
>>332230880
At least generation X was widely hated and had a cool name. Millenial is like a synonym for "the dumb fucks with money".
>>332230845
Hello friend, you must be 18 or older to post on this website, please leave immediately.
>>332231195
Strauss and Howe are about as official as you can get on generation definitions. every word in the english language is just some made up bullshit, but we come to a general consensus on what they mean in order to communicate. it's necessarily going to involve "someone elses opinion" otherwise all words are meaningless
but it seems like you're just SJW tier making up definitions to suit your feefees so there's no point conversing with you. god knows what you think the words you're typing mean.
>>332231240
It's a fucking thread about a fag wanting to see dick. If anything, I'd say it was an improvement.
>>332232103
He may be a millennial but at least he isn't a pizza face like you.
>>332232103
>Getting so assblasted you're now resorting to insults and SJW memes
If anything fucktard, it would an SJW trying to validated their ideas by using opinions which are an extension of feelings. Facts are the exact opposite and go against the very fiber that makes up an SJW.
>Yeah well English language is subjective
Except it's not. Red means red, and die means die. If you're arguing the opposite, then you're the one that is SJW cancer.
>>332230845
Gamefaqs had its message boards and search functions by 2000. I know finding information was really easy when I joined it in 2001, and I was late to the party.
>>332232337
>>Yeah well English language is subjective
This was never said nor was it explicitly implied
>>332232103
>muh official definitions
I officially define you as the model of a genuine cocksucker.
>>332232337
>If anything fucktard, it would an SJW trying to validated their ideas by using opinions which are an extension of feelings.
This would be a great argument if what you've been saying this while time wasn't ALSO opinions which are an extension on feelings.
If you had any proof for what you're claiming, which you obviously don't, you could post it and we'd all agree and this would be over. Instead you shit post blatantly.
>>332232824
>Every word in the English language is just some made up bullshit, but we come to a general consensus on what they mean
>we come to a general consensus on what they mean
Sounds like that's what was being implied senpai.
>>332232337
red only means red because a bunch of people agree that's what it means. It's just other people's opinions.
>>332229940
How does your shitty opinion hold any more weight vs. the researchers who coined the term?
>>332233105
I never once even tried passing of my opinion as fact.
>>332233124
>we [OBJECTIVELY] come to a [OBJECTIVE (meaning not subjective)] general consensus on what they [OBJECTIVELY] mean
FIFY
>>332233178
>Being this retarded
>>332233250
Never said it did anon. GG good reading comprehension.
>>332233303
That should be "FTFH" since I was quoting the original idiot that posted that.
>>332233265
Then you are the master baiter!
Everyone go home.
>>332223579
1991 here..
BBC
>>332233474
DWAI
(Don't worry about it)
None of you geeks have played this game, apparently. You can see him with no blur on, but it's just like crawling on the floor when you're naked Raiden. It's one continuous gooch. No meat or potatoes.
>>332224847
people used internet like crazy back in 90..
What are you people talk about?
You know what news servers are, BBC etc..
>>332233365
Why do you believe that you're not a millenial? Why don't you agree with the generally accepted definition?
The autism in this thread is fucking unbelievable.
>>332233804
Mostly just one guy. One autismo is pretty low for a /v/ thread.
>>332233738
Because millennial has such a bad connotation on 4chan that he doesn't want to be associated with it when in realityit doesn't fucking matter
>>332233738
Because I'm not materialistic, vapid, wrapped-up in social media, constantly having cell phone no more then a few feet away at all times, thinks it's a good idea to elect a socialist >for teh free stuff XD, believing in social just warrior shit, retards that don't have basic reading comprehension as shown in this thread, that make them up. I'm quiet literally the exact opposite. In short I'm stupid but not as stupid and actually am a little bit more aware of my surroundings and situation.
>>332234378
But not every millennial is like that. At the risk of sounding like an SJWmaybe you should stop letting stereotypes define you
>>332223124
Web 1.0 was, BBS, usenet, and other shit doesn't really count as the same as internet today.
>>332232337
>Red means red
>Red color has a predominant light wavelength of roughly 620–740 nanometres.
nice vague definition based on someone elses opinion.
>>332222439
>(not gay)
>>332230845
I was playing CS back in 2000 and it was popular as hell. Hundreds of AU servers with tens of thousands of players, and this was back on Dial Up.
Fucking hell Battle.Net was a thing in fucking 96.
>>332233124
>Sounds like that's what was being implied
only if you're an idiot
>>332234378
Being a millennial doesn't make you those things you fucking idiot. Stop being so insecure and be your own person p
>>332222439
there's no dick just a big pixelated patch of brown, you can bypass the censor by crouching right in front of his ass then zoom in with your digital camera, haven't tried it with binos but you can try it, I have pictures of it but they are buried on another hdd and I'm not going to bother with that.
My dad works at the Konami Pachinko division and I can confirm his early model featured a high-definition dong.
ESRB caught up on it though, so Konami censored the game for all later releases.
>>332231240
just came from another thread arguing about millennials ffs
>>332234378
>In short I'm stupid
got that right
>>332232130
No it's about internet nostalgia with cheat code websites that got our hopes up.
There I go, I'm part of the derailment
>>332236112
>>332234519
I didn't realize I was on tumblr
>>332236735
You should stop forcing your Millenial Meme then.
>>332234706
this
>>332237186
>pretending to disagree with common sense because some stupid SJW tumblr happens to share the same belief
I guess breathing in a tumblr thing too, right?
>>332236735
is it the lara thread?
>>332237681
You just can't stand being wrong.
>>332234378
>This anon is sitting back laughing at how angry everyone in this thread is because of him
God bless.
>>332237913
WHAT?!?!?
