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Sum up your opinions on this system in a haiku.
>>332217178
It isn't that bad
It's not a cracking system
It had some fun games
What the fuck is this?
Life is too short for handhelds.
Cram it up your ass.
>>332217178
I dont know Haiku
The vita is great.
That bunny.
>>332217178
Memory cards are shit
But still, has enough good games
Inner weeb loves it
>>332217178
best handheld right now
lots of unused potential
shame Sony killed it
>>332217178
Mine's covered in dust
I want to play Dead or Alive
So I can touch tits
>>332217757
It's 5 7 5.
How do you not know this by now.
Try using Google.
>>332217835
250 is OK.
Yet 300 is ass rape?
You're all so stupid.
>>332218004
Its 575 and none of the post so far respects that so none of the posts are haiku.
>>332217178
Nothing but weeb games!
Support dead like falling leaves.
PS1 and PSP at least?
>>332218332
What you on about?
Most of these follow that scheme
pretty bloody well
Not a 3DS.
Nintendo make better games.
The Vita is shit.
Handheld ports are cool.
Nice, but I won't pay again.
CFW?
>>332217178
Fuck my anus
anime tiddies
it's snowing on mt. Fuji
>>332218481
Just look at this guy
He's nintendosexual
I love my vita
>>332217178
Just like trees in fall
Vita has no games on its system
It has no spring coming
okay so it's like
there's no games on the system
and it costs too much
>>332218645
It's okay to love
Complete and utter garbage
If you're retarded
>>332218949
Are you kidding me?
You are a fucking white male
Trump makes anime real
Trash, and you look like an idiot playing handhelds in public.
>>332218645
I do not own a vita, nor have I played one, but that image confirms its status as a weeb system.
Legacy platform?
Well, though Sony might hate it,
I like weeb tiddies.
>>332217178
Best weeb machine ever
Normies will never love it
Baka desu nee~
>>332218645
Ignore him vitanon
You need more moe girls there
Just don't ask for me.
Fuck haikus.
There once was a time when we were all filled with hope
Saying "the NGP looks so fucking dope!"
From trailers to demos, concepts and trials
Now with our dicks in our hands, stuck in denial
We were happy and free
No Phil fish or Anita
Just vidya with /v/ros
We loved our Vita!
But days went on
Then months, then years
Not a single game in sight, only left with our tears.
Now in your closet, dusty, alone
Wanna play a quick game? Then pull out your phone...
;_;
>>332217178
Roses are red
The vita is dead
Memory cards are to blame
>>332219219
No one said it's not
weeb games can be fun anon
We will convert you
>>332219495
That is a scapegoat
Only kids can't afford them
Are you a poorfag?
>>332217178
It's not a 3DS
Any hand held that isnt made by
Nintendo is shit
>>332219594
Sorry if my post triggered you xir
Vita is the best
Only niggers think it sucks
Because they are gay
>>332217178
market it poorly
Americans want shitty ports
and pricy storage
It wrecked my wallet.
Weeb games made me quite happy.
It's a solid 7.
I like the weeb games
but memory cards suck ass
so no vita here
>>332219618
>Nintendo is shit
Yeah, their policies and localizations, especially NoA, suck badly.
>>332217178
Being forced to buy
Speshul snowflake memory
Cards is utter shit
>>332219618
GTA was GOAT.
PSP won the gen there.
Weebshit was also good.
the word memory
just has too many sounds to
make these haiku work
Decent to good games
Nothing really worth the price
Better luck next time
Normies hate handhelds
No Western games to be found
Dead on arrival
holler holler get
mad money mad money bitch
sony fucked up hard
prove me wrong bitch boy
y'all playing a dead platform
PROPRIETARY
aint even cracked yet
been sellin since twenty-twelve
sony fucked us hard
it had potenital
but FUCKING SONY jewed out
those memory cards
oh why sony why
you could have beat nintendo
but you fucked up hardso how'd i do
No monster hunter
The memory cards are shit
Sony, what the fuck
>>332220218
Memory's flexible.
Three syllables, maybe two?
Just be creative.
>>332220502
you just have fucked up
but I guess I must thank you
for proving my point
>>332217178
I bought a vita
To use with my PS3.
Guess the joke's on me.
>>332220710
>To use with my PS3.
???
>>332220745
originally it was going to have the share screen function on the ps3
>>332220868
It does.
>>332220745
Remote play sucked ass.
Only good when you're nearby
PS1 games work
Got yellow lines on my screen after not playing it for a week or so.
Thinking about buying a new one and putting the old one in the box and returning it but it's scratched up and obviously worn.
>>332220904
On like 5 games
>>332221000
hence why the joke is on me
>>332221146
If you get CFW you can unlock it for all games.
Still, terribly laggy. I'd only use it for JRPGs.
>>332220868
see pic
>>332221000
fucking savage
>>332221215
The point is, they advertised that shit as an easy feature you could use with all or most games, and that shit still doesnt even really work with ps4
>>332221337
Are you blaming sony for your bad internet connection?
>>332221215
or be on DEX CFW and have a DEX machine if you're lazy like me and don't want t actually mod it.
I'm runnin Rebug D-REX but hey I like extra options on top of my extra options
>>332221337
they did but the plan was originally supposed to continue, but things got fucky down the line
>>332221646
>>332221656
Regardless of my opinion on Sony they did not manage anything close to what they proposed
I actually still prefer Sony, but you Sonyggers are getting reeeeeaaal fucking defensive shit
>>332221876
im not defensive as one may expect.
i currently own more devkit 360s than devkit ps3s.and i only got them for preservation purposes.rez HD sold me on the 360s
>>332221876
Calm down Jason, i was only asking because it sounded like your problem with it not working was because of bad connections. I don't own a ps3/4 so i have no idea how it would work.
>>332217178
Danganronpa great
Literally no more games
to play on vita
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Sen No Kiseki
Emulation is awesome
Lots of hidden gems
>>332217178
The vita is nice
Sony is just terrible
Not your fault alone
Vita is bad shit
Expensive memory and
Weebshit games
