My hope is that one day the woman of my
dreams will come to my house one day and
catches me playing Dark Souls. I would want
her to see all the technical things I am doing
on the controller and seeing me destroy this
game that normal players have trouble with.
She will watch me play through the crack of my
bearly opened door admiring me for who I am
and what i can do with a controller. She would
eventually come in and tell me that she has a
thing for me and would like to start a relationship.
We would go on and play Dark Souls 3 together
when it comes out and have 2.5 kids (the dog
counts as .5). Our kids will be raised to be real
hardworking gamers that only participate in the
most mentally and physically challenging video
games. Life would go on and my children will
have Dark Souls playing kids of their own.
Only then I can die happy.
dark souls isnt that hard
Nice blog, how do I unsubscribe though
>>332212339
I wore that exact knight costume on halloween when I was like, 8.
>>332212452
dark souls isnt hard at all
the controls suck
if it had good controls the game would be piss easy
>>332212339
I feel like PC is going to kill video games. Phone games have been dead since the beginning, but this is actually something I care about
Thanks to the fedoration of redditors that subscribe to the idea of "PC master race" and other ironic shit that people take seriously, they are going to make it so that PC is a monopoly and that every game released every also gets released on PC
On the surface, this seems like a good deal
>"Ayy, I getz to play my vidyer so what's the problem anon?"
Well the thing is, exclusives will no longer exist. Why you might cry in joy, that means that the quality of games will drastically drop. Now that you don't need to make people spend hundreds of dollars on a piece of tech, you have no reason to spend so much time trying to make the best game ever
On the other hand, PC is an oversaturated market. The only thing that succeed there is shitty pixelshit indiefart "games" because they cost nothing to make and ASSFAGGOTS and other MMOs. So Your niche JRPG isn't going to sell anything since it's not what people want. That's like advertising your cock rings between children's cartoons.
And not to mention the whole "Steamsale" thing. Again "blablabla it's good FOR ME, therefore, why not?".
Well because developers will no longer want to make games since people always buy games en masse when a sale happens so they buy them at %75 off, meaning the developer makes jack shit even if they sell a million copies
"But they have to approve it first!" you cry out.
Well the thing is, a copy sold is better than no copies sold. But the reason why no copies are being sold is because people expect AAA games to cost $10
It's like food stamps or other shit. While it's not as impactful there since you NEED to go to a super market, people getting shit at %75 off is going to crash the economy. Fucking Berniecuck logic
ALSO, the online community is even worse. Mainly because of reddit killing every multiplayer game
>>332212339
This is some Reddit shit.
>>332212573
There's nothing wrong with the controls
>>332212595
You have a point there. I never thought of it that way.
>>332212339
Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?
And I’m referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.
eal talk here /v/, I know this is HAHA FUNNY NIGGERS ARE MONKEYS LOL stuff to you, but this is actually a very serious subject. Donkey Kong is probably the most positive portrayal of black people I've ever seen in video games. He's strong, heroic, caring, but not afraid to get violent when someone tries to disturb the peace on Kongo Bongo. I myself am black, and I've always looked up to Donkey Kong because he's a better role model to me than anyone else in my life has ever been. Kids would make fun of me at school when I ate bananas, or rolled like Donkey Kong, or threw barrels, or wore a red tie, but it didn't matter because Donkey Kong was all I had in my life. Without him, I'd be dead or a drug addicted thug like my brothers.
>>332212527
>Skyrim loser detected.
>>332212339
fantastic, just fantastic m8
>>332212527
ur parents literally setting you up for failure
they should have made you wear the soldier
costume with the cigarrete.
and you wonder why you don't have any cred
in the gaming communitee.
>>332212595
>Now that you don't need to make people spend hundreds of dollars on a piece of tech, you have no reason to spend so much time trying to make the best game ever
But that's stupid. You make the best game because the best game sells, most game makers aren't going to see a penny from console sales
>>332212902
kek ur coolnigger
>>332212527
>He didn't wear full havel when he was 8
>>332212760
other than the position of the comands and the imput delay i agree
>>332213248
I've never had input delay on ps3, this may be a steam version issue
Position of commands? What?
>>332212573
or maybe you just suck.
Enjoy your lonley life playing Dark Souls on your own.
>>332213753
>implying i still play that shit
droped after the half fire spider lady who's sister is half wall and not half spider
>>332212339
what the hell
>>332212573
>game is animation locked
>people think its good
hue
>>332215451
>>332217773
GET THESE NOODLE NIGGERZ OUT OF MY THREAD
>>332218113
shut up dumb frog poster
this is now a asian thread
>>332215451
>>332217773
>>332218953
chink, armor, etc.
>>332212595
You're pretty dumb if you think an entire multi billion dollar industry would collapse just because games got released on an extra platform.
>A game made for kids made you feel like a kid
>>332219297
lmao, why are you posting a boy?
>>332219297
That's a man isn't it
>>332219532
because boys are cute
>>332219982
>Thick lips
>Thick ass
>Asian
What's going on here?
>>332220275fat
>>332219297
>jap
>nipple piercings
PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S MORE
>>332219886
It's criminal that the best Rikka cosplay I've seen is by a fucking dude.
>>332212339
>left
Post game
>right
Early to mid game
>>332221336
>>332222706
>kaoru oshima
Thanks.
>>332212339
I never thought that I would have a reason to say this, but I'm proud that I can.
Anon,
>>>/r9k/
>>332223446
>he has a movie with Ai Uehara
Im crying joy tears
>>332212595
But food stamps give stores like walmart a huge profit.
t. walmart manager
>>332223446
no problem
>>332223783
link please senpai
REBLOG! XD
https://youtu.be/a_SVBB69mYg
Playing a game for 9year olds ;)
>>332212339
Tfw you just described me and my gf
Tfw no face
>>332212595
>everyone's an idiot but me the post
>>332212595
>comparing pc users to poor people
top kek m8