zzzzz...
Maria is edgy! She's so edgy that she makes Shadow the Hedgehog jealous!
Leave the corpse well alone onegai
Do you think maria can feel all the hunters using the doll as a cumdump?
>>332199043
Who said that?!
>>332198906
I want to spit in Maria's mouth.
>>332199191
The doll can feel hunters using Maria as a cumdump
>>332199191
there's a subconscious connexion between them, so probably yes.
>>332199043
But I don't see any black or red
I want tocuddleher.
>>332199261
Which is why she feels liberated after you kill Maria.
>>332199215
NO BULLY!
>>332199364
wait until she transforms into her bloodfire vampire-angel final form.
>>332199396
But that would make her feel very embarrassed and uncomfortable!
>>332199598
It's time to play KICK THE LADY!
>>332198906
WAKE UP ANIKI
Remove vileblood vampires
>>332199043
>>332199215
>>332199261
>>332199191
>>332199696
N-no bully!
>>332199905
FACT: Logarius acted without the Church's approval and as a result, was never canonized.
FACT: Alfred unwittingly made you kill Logarius
Which makes Alfred a double-heretic.
What are Maria-chan's favorite anime beside Kill la Kill?
>>332199928
>puffy vulva
W-wait is that supposed to be bad?
>>332200062
Logarius lost it, Alfred finished the job he never could.
>>332200243it's actually a diaper bulge, but don't tell anyone!
Why are Maria and Doll such sleepyheads?
Does Miyazaki have a fetish for sleepy girls or something?
This thread is a giant dejavu
Is this some quality reposting from previous threads or was that a dream?
>>332201459
It's all a meme, Anon.
>>332198906
Don't be fooled guys!
>Killed Maria-chan with the Chikage/Simon's Bowblade
>mfw reading the Rakuyo's item description
>>332201942
What happens if you throw a pebble at her from afar before the cutscene can start?
>>332199928
>puffy vulva
>maxi pad
why?
>>332200704
sleep tight, dollie
>>332202214
she's got a puddle of blood underneath her, meaning that she has torrential periods.
>>332200704
sleep tight, dollie
>>332200704
sleep tight, dollie
Why is Maria such a bully target?
Maria-chan is cute! CUTE!
>>332202767
because chuuni are made for bully
and also because she deserves it for being a meddlesome, self-righteous little pest.
>>332200704
Sleep tight, dollie.
>>332202912
Only when bullied and belittled.
>>332202958
>a meddlesome, self-righteous little pest.
Nani?
>>332200704
sleep tight, dollie
>>332202958
>chuuni
Fuck is this?
>>332202767
Because low stagger resistance and ez parries for days.
>>332203107
She tries to prevent you from fixing the nightmare because she doesn't want you to discover her nasty secret, but claims that she's doing it for your own good and that she's in the right (which is a really tiresome cliché of japanese villains)
>>332203240
is Japanese word for "edgy teenager".
>>332203276
Also she literally stumbles in fear if you shout at her.
>>332203240
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Chuunibyou
>>332203482
Was it her secret or burgerworths?
>>332203661
Hers, everyone knows that Burgerworld is full of crazy people.
>>332202053
I need to throw a molotov at her now. Time to start NG+3.
>>332198906
Anyone have the waking version?
>>332203482
>She tries to prevent you from fixing the nightmare because she doesn't want you to discover her nasty secret, but claims that she's doing it for your own good and that she's in the right
Where the fuck do you get this? The only mention of her is the item description on her outfit and the Rakuyo.
>>332203661
tl;dr
>>332203781
report on the result mang.
>tfw will never fight memeria because can't get past ludwig
>>332203808
From her dialogue and the descriptions, duh.
What would happen if you fed Doll a few energy drinks?
Would she become genki?
She's not preventing you from discovering her secret in particular, she's hiding the secret that byrgenwerth, as a collective partook in, which might be one ore more of the following: the experimentation and manipulation performed upon the fishing hamlet, the defilement of kos's corpse, the killing of kos (somehow), the murder of the orphan, the dissection of the orphan
Anybody have some Bloodborne artwork/fanart to share? I'll dump some that I have
>>332200704
sleep tight, dollie
>>332204304
Dark Souls III is fine as well
>>332204304
>>332204405
>>332204160
Sounds unlikely, knowing that she spent the rest of her life after that motivated by guilt and shame.
Assuming that this isn't her main motivation would be really far-fetched, especially since she knows firsthand how horrible Byrgenwerth really is and has no reason to protect them, in fact, if you took her dialogue seriously, she considers the researchers so horrible that she's willing to kill anyone who would follow their footsteps (even though there's really nothing to learn in the fishing hamlet except her involvement in the atrocities).
I like this one.
>>332204483
>>332204029
Her dialogue implies this in the slightest? You're reaching so far you might just be an Amygdala behind that monitor.
>>332204304
>>332204474
Remember when everyone thought bloodborne was gonna be a werewolf game?
>you will never bully Maria
>>332204576
>>332204526
She was obviously very ashamed of what she'd done, the atrocities performed in the fishing hamlet were fairly fruitless, i reckon, so she helped form the medical labs in the cathedral with the purpose of making something out of that atrocity. I don't think she protects the secret out of loyalty, but entirely out of shame and out of desire to not let history repeat itself.
>>332204704
>>332204646
>mfw got to Byrgenwerth, Yahargul and upper Cathedral Ward
Shit hit the cosmic fan harder than ever
Never really got into the souls games, should I get BB?
>>332204578
Dude. it's very simple.
Her dialogue is some cliché self-righteous anime shit about killing you for your own good.
but we know that she's disgusted by what she did and tried to atone for it afterwards by throwing away her weapons and becoming a nurse.
And the secret she's trying to hide from us cannot possibly harm anyone except Byrgenwerth and herself. There's nothing there that would make you go insane or power-mad.
>>332204805
>>332204914
>>332198906
dlc was garbage
>muh maria meme!
>final boss is fucking hard man , 5 parry later he is ded
is the worst FS dlc.
>>332204752
See that's the issue there.
>and out of desire to not let history repeat itself.
Even assuming that it's the case and not just a cheap excuse she's making to justify her actions, she's still in the wrong because you're just a random-ass hunter.
>>332204862
If you have a PS4, sure.
Its a lot different from Souls though, so if you like BB you might not like Souls - and vice versa.
Its my favorite series and BB is my favorite game. Its really good. I bought my PS4 for BB and I don't regret it in the slightest
>>332204904
To be fair she's trapped in a Hunter's Nightmare.
>>332204690
you can, for a few hundred dollars
>>332205038
>memes make the content itself bad
>Orphan dies in 5 parries
Weak bait
>>332205079
Well, she's hardly "herself", you know? She's dead and stuck in a half dead form in a nightmare, it could just be that she's stuck in a perpetual state of grief and shame and that's all she can feel in her undead state. I'd imagine that being stuck in that nightmare for (presumably) decades can reduce your mind
>mfw she starts using fire
how is this fight possible?
>>332204947
>>332205132
That's not a justification though.
>>332205225
I-frames and parries.
>>332205224
Yes.
Which is why she's now a meddlesome self-righteous little pest who deserves bullying. Just because she can't help it doesn't mean she isn't a terrible person.
>>332205273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWHsP9XWXHE
>>332205378
>parries
WHEN she is using the fire? She is bad enough to try and parry normally
>>332205220
>first boss is a horse. Easy as fuck
>Second one is celestials 2.0
>3 one is a edgy meme
>4 one is jump-back-parry-repeat guy
>5 one is a fire cleric beast
yeah nah , i waste money on that shit because i fell for the "dlc is the best part" meme.
Are there any good fan-arts of Lady Maria or the Doll?
>>332205489
>not pouring boiling hot water onto insects or other pests
>>332205489
>nope.webm
>>332205470
You're getting better at posting bait, keep going.
>>332205621
I posted some, might have more
L O L
>>332198906
Thick, puffy vulva!
>>332200424
>>332205858
that lumineko is a weird one.
it's really sad that demon's souls is STILL the best in the series, 3 dark souls games + bloodborne and none of them are better than Demon's.
>>332205921
I love that pic. Its my current lock screen
>Ordered the Bloodborne official artworks almost a month ago from amazon jp
>Pic related
Sure is taking long. Here's hoping they announce DaSIII Design Works soon and release this bad boy in the west.
>>332199396
Who wouldn't?
>>332205858
Thanks for the wank, mate.
>>332206502
Dumping some of my own
>>332206675
>>332200704
Sleep tight, dollie
>>332206774
>still no porn of Maria
I'dhold handswith a doll
>>332206875
>Tfw no Plain Dolldoll
>>332207361
>>332207361
>You will never be an eldrich horror that falls in love with a cute doll and assumes a human form to tenderly impregnate that doll with your terrible children
>tfw playing through ds3 now and all i can do is compare it to bloodborne
i wish i hadn't played BB first; it's literally so much better than ds3 that it's lessening my enjoyment of the game
>>332207620
>>332207516
>I just like this pairing
>>332207850
STOP BLOODBORNE THREADS SERIOUSLY STOP
>>332207742
I haven't played 3 yet, what's the problem? Is it because it's slower?
>>332202053
It triggers the cutscene
>>332207742
It looks so fucking good, I want it fucking now
Stupid japanese release fucked me up, 15 fucking days to go
>>332208046
you upset famygdala?
>>332208046
>Stop liking what I dont like!!!
>>332208046
>stop talking about video games
????
>>332205397
I wasn't aware that we were having an "is she worthy of bullying" discussion here.
>>332208017
NOT THE BEES
>>332207742
>15 more days
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>ds3 doesn't have as much blood
Why
>>332207306
Doll's hands are very sexy
>>332200704
sleep tight, dollie
this thread needs more webms
>>332208363
>>332208134
aww...
well it's still a more enjoyable way to start it.
>>332208046
Someone's upset that mom didn't buy a PS4 yet to make up for the divorce yet
>>332208081
that's definitely part of it; weapon arts are kind of a shitty version of trick weapons, parrying is more of a pain than it was even in ds2, poise does nothing again, rude-ass ambushes around every corner, lackluster soundtrack (some tracks, at the very least; i can't think of a single bad/non-memorable track on bloodborne's ost, though)
>>332208136
it's still super fun; i like all of the souls games a hell of a lot, but i think bloodborne's literally my favorite game ever
>>332208318
it is kind of surprising that there's not even an uncracked pc upload yet; game's buggy as fuck on xbone, though. my favorite is this weird blur effect that appears where skeletons' pelvises will go when they assemble (but the effect appears before they actually assemble)
>>332208363
>tfw you'll never hold the soft, smooth, slightly warm hands of a qt doll
PRAISE THE S-GOOD BLOOD
>>332208017
I just like this scene
>>332208594
>it's still super fun; i like all of the souls games a hell of a lot, but i think bloodborne's literally my favorite game ever
Thats why I want 3 to be great anon, I want it to exceed my expectations and surpass BB as my favorite game of all time.
Doing a 150 hour LVL4 NG+6 run in BB just made me realize how much I love everything in it though - I hope 3 can surpass it.... but I don't think it actually will.
>>332200704
sleep tight, dollie
What meme-enemies from BB?
Is anyone here really good at the defiled amygdala fight? I'm getting sick of this boss and just want to progress on this character.
>>332208351
>Your character won't be covered in your enemies' blood
>Level up grill looks like a cheap mix between Doll and Maiden
Feels bad man.
>>332204304
If you saw the doll sitting alone in an alleway with a broken leg, what would you do?
>>332208482
yours did?
>>332208850
The snatchers
The brainsuckers
The bloodlickers
The chalice madmen
>>332208850
Spooky werewolf man who tells you to go away
>>332208784
BB did something clever for me. In DeS and both DaS games I was a sword n board tank. In BB you HAVE to dodge and become agile. I never did in the others. Id grind until I could block anything.
That is smart game design and I hope 3 can do something like that. Give me a reason to use magic or something.
>>332208046
I bet you like Splatoon and you're incredible salty that no one talks about that shit anymore
>>332208973
Ignore it I got shit to kill.
>>332208973
Carry her home and feed her a bowl of eggs.
WHO /ONEPUNCH/ IN HERE
>>332208784
i mean, i'll be interested to see how it is after some balance patches; as it is, faster weapons, and everything except the absolute strongest sorceries i've found deal so little damage that i honestly wonder if they might be bugged. farron dart/great farron dart/farron flashsword/farron hail in particular really had me excited, but even with a ton of int and a +7'ed S-scaling staff, they do fuck-all, and my lothric straight sword shits all over them. gonna do a strength build on release, i think; there's a weapon called the executioner's greatsword that looks fucking super cool, but i don't really like its weapon art. definitely not trying sorc on release, though; maybe pyromancer? i think their damage is better, and some of the new pyromancies look really cool
>>332208850
Ayy lmao
I wanna lube Doll's joints with wd-40
>>332209135
I don't know how about I feel about that.
I'm going in as a fast rolling dex/str quality build my first run anyway.
I'll definitely miss R2 backstabs, dashing and transform attacks though
>>332208972
Holy shit that face just screams pain and agony, i feel bad for hunter-kun ( ;_;)
>>332200704
sleep tight, dollie.
>>332200704
Sleep tight, Dollie.
>>332200704
sleep tight, dollie
Man I fucking hate Paarl so fucking much. He would be SO much better if the camera's interaction with him wasn't totally shit and would just make it impossible for you to see anything when you're under him because of all that stupid hair, but he's just a total crapshoot DPS race because his second form is just retarded.
>>332209268
Supposedly the pre-release version is gimped somehow in difficulty, or are you on xbone/ps4? Depends on the version you have I guess.
Nevertheless, its a souls game so we can indeed expect some patches for it down the line.
>>332209378
>>332200704
The doll's life is fueled by your presence. When you're not around she goes back to being a doll.
>>332200704
Sleep tight, Dollie
>>332208972
>Visceral attacks are regular hands and not transformed beast hands
YA BLEW IT
>>332209480
Just unlock man, hes a fun fight if you know how to control your camera well.
>>332209529
>>332204304
>>332204582
Here's a better one of Hunter's Nightmare.
>>332208437
She'd look better in that type of lingerie honestly
>>332209529
>tfw coming up on the river of blood the first time around and see the clocktower in the distance
Holy fuck that was awesome
>>332209593
I do play unlocked, especially vs paarl, but I quickly lose coordination because of his shitty visual design and I just miss my attacks, and seeing as I'm very low level at the moment I run out of stamina after a few hits. I don't enjoy this fight AT ALL.
>>332209480
get ready forpontiff sulyvahnto give you fucking motion sickness, then
>>332209503
yeah, i'm playing the press patch; enemies deal about 80% of their normal damage, and bosses have almost halved health, is what i've heard. i don't know how far that extends, though; like whether it's through the entire game or just up toabyss watchers, maybe? as it stands, i have 20 vigor, anddancer of the frigid valleyone-shot me in embered form with her grab
>>332208678
her gloves are like lingerie for hands.
I want to caress her little porcelain fingers.
>>332209639
>>332208973
Carry her home obviously. Poor little doll.
>>332209831
The fuck? Where's that green mist from? I've never seen it
>>332200704
sleep tight, dollie
>>332209831
>>332209779
>her gloves are like lingerie for hands
Hue
>I want to caress her little porcelain fingers.
Tis never to be, friend
Based /u/ at it again
>>332209687
>bulging GAP
wew
>>332210119
This isn't a /u/ moment, this feels more like a "what the fuck is going on" moment to me.
>>332209964
>>332200704
Sleep Tight, Dollie
>>332210119
no /u/
Doll and Maria are heterosex only.
Post yfw DSIII turns out to be complete shit and PC redditors start to cling for Bloodborne again
>>332205858
even edgier than maria
>>332210119
What's it like to sit in a big girl's lap?
>>332210259
My blood echoes are channeling themselves on their own!!!
>>332210184
More panorama?
>>332210171
>>332210212
If /u/'s archive wasn't complete ass, I'd be able to find the original /r/ in their drawthread for this
>>332208868
Keep your distance during the first phase. Bait out hi attacks but never hit more than 2x at a time. Once you get him to his 2nd phase and e rips off his arm, run straight into him. Position yourself so your right under his ass (in the center of his legs and tail) and start attacking. Youll be doing piss poor damage but its the safest way. In that position hell try to stomp on you but that's easy to detect. Avoid his attacks and keep wittling his health down. If you hit a limb enough he'll momentarily stagger. His he does his super jump DONT MOVE. Stay where you are and turn around (unless if youre against a walll. If you do this his jump will miss you completely and his head will be right in front of you. Take a few pot shot at it and the run under his ass again. Rinse and repeat. But dont get cocky. I once got him to literally a pixel of health. I went for the final blow and wound getting one shotted by his stomp. Almost snapped my controller in half
Whosediaperswould you rather change? Doll's or Maria's?
>>332210259
Get this 3d shit out of here!
>>332210505
Gaskween
>>332204646
Tbqh it was better when it was a werewolf game. All I wanted was to explore Yharnam, hunting increasingly deformed beasts until the night of the hunt was over. Everything after Amelia is a huge disappointment. I like Lovecraftian horror but Bloodborne isn't very good at it.
>>332209230
I tried to get into the stake driver, but the range is so terrible I just couldn't put up with it.
>>332209703
>his shitty visual design
I dont know anon, I can read him just fine.
You just need more experience in fighting him.
>>332210612
> I like Lovecraftian horror but Bloodborne isn't very good at it.
The initial reveal was neat but if you knew anything about Lovecraft shit then you basically knew what was going on.
>>332209592
>not knowing Maria has a special viseral attack animation
You lack insight, dear hunter
>>332210328
depends on your own size
If your small, its fairly comfy, as if your snuggling into a large pillow
average size is a bit uncomfortable, but you'll fit with the person better than if you were smaller
autistic faggots
>>332210693
Really? Cause I completely lose orientation when I'm beneath him (which is pretty much the only safe position to hit him, to me)
>>332210759
Waht if ur a squid???
>>332210580
Damn it Woolie you had one job!
>>332210943
In that case, it's perfect, considering you can just stay in the center of the lap and lie down
>>332211042
>>332210812
Yeah, I can still see what hes doing.
Its just a matter of experience anon, trust me.
I had to fight the Loran version for about 3 hours on my LVL4 character, I got to know him very well.
Its pretty safe to only go for a couple attacks once under him, and then if he does the AOE just run away from it. If he does the 180 swipe, roll once and you should be pretty close to his legs to do more attacks.
>>332211375
I should pobably post some DS art too
>>332211448
I think my biggest issue is the DPS race of beating him before he reaches his second form, because his second form is just fucking bullshit incarnate and I have an easier time fighting laurence than paarl in his second form. I have gotten to know some of his attacks pretty well, but he's just such an unfun boss to me, particularly after the first 3 bosses which are all so great, particularly gascoigne.
Which BB girl would win in a bikini contest?
>>332211560
>>332198906
I want to bully that chuuni
>>332211643
Ebrietas
>>332208868
I spent a long time trying to beat it as well. If you don't mind me shilling, I recorded the fight and can show you how I dealt with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmf_BAvFqLU
Some pretty good images here, need more funnies to make up a BB folder to accompany my DS
>>332211696
>>332211643
Fake Iosefka.
>>332211560
This image irks me because I really feel that in his prime, gwyn was fucking huge, like, gwynevere huge, and only due to the passage of time and his sacrifice at the kiln was he only ornstein sized.
>>332211795
Got that covered too
>he thinks the doll is real
>>332210505
I tried that and it didn't work out as it takes like 10 minutes of hitting him to get him to 25% health. I beat him before the DLC came out and I remember it taking awhile but I must have been a higher level or something as I didn't struggle this much.
>>332211948
>>332211872
>Seeing her squirming in doggy style position
Jesus that was so unnerving, but knowing miyazaki that's part of the point.
>>332211643
Doll
perfectly-shaped, firm and tight body
>>332200704
Sleep tight, dollie
>>332200704
Sleep tight, dollie
>>332211643
Doll because she's the only firl that doesn't have man shoulders
>>332211991
What weapon are you using? Thrust weapons work better (like the holy blades r2 stab) or long weapons like the axe/scythe/pickaxe. Basically anything that can reach its fat head
>>332205470
I'll watch you stream the DLC areas if you're under level 100, Anon.
>>332208850
The kidnappers aka sackmen