Who is the best animal-partner in vidya?
>>332194412
you know that guy fucked his dog right
>>332194520
If I was a dog I would fuck him too
>>332194412
D-Dog, best dog.
>>332194412
hands down the best
>>332194412
Snakes, they will just sit on your shoulders and soak up the heat while they watch you play.
They eat and shit once a week and are extremely hygienic, so there's no worry that it will sour your experience mid cutscene.
Any other reptile would dig its claws into you while resting, so they take big negatives for that.
Other pets are either too active or too needy to sit still and enjoy watching you play.
Except turtles, if you set them on a table with bumpers on it so they can't hurl themselves face first into the floor.
Spiders might be fine too, but they scare the hell out of me, so I wouldn't know.
leg day m8
Looked like a miminga from the thumbnail.tfw no mimingas in real life.
>>332194412
damn this guy is ripped
>>332195791
My leg day was yesterday.
Today I did a upper body/cardio mix for something new.
>>332194520
but he's hot, so who cares
>>332194561
I'd fuck him even not being a dog
>Those chicken legs
>>332196484
>Tfw I don't even have a leg day and I have monster quads from walking and biking to/from work
Beats taking the bus, fuck people. Gives me more time for upper body.
>>332194520
>>332196484
what a wise cat
Agro!
>>332194520
I fucking hate JoeysWorldTour, I hate that fat sack of shit. He makes me physically ill just looking at him, with his cold dead eyes and twenty chins. I swear to god one day I'm going to kill that fat fucking pig.
>>332197489
Missile
>>332197682
![Fiona_and_Hewie_Concept[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4uAV5gC.png "Fiona_and_Hewie_Concept[1].png")
Hewie, by virtue of being the only character in the game who doesn't want to rape you.
Nick from Zootopia: The Game
>>332194520hot
>>332197787
I'd like to add Brown for the same reason.
that dog is hot
>>332197489
Doesn't he legitimately have a mental condition?
>>332194520
this is why i inherently don't trust dog owners, if you have a tiny toy dog you're either a queer or a dumb whore. People with large dogs are either weirdly sexual towards it or in some other aspect of their life. People with cats seem like some of the only non sick fucks with animals in their houses.
>>332196484
>wanted to do swimming for cardio today
>gym closed for Easter
I'm pretty sure Jesus would want people to be fit rather than eat ham and shit.
>>332198745
There's a guy who sucks off his cat who posts webms occasionally. I've seen him in /vg/ and /trash/
>>332198745
as long as the dog likes it then its nbd
DD from MGS V
>>332198745
Mid-small dogs are best dogs. Corgis just want to love you and eat your scraps. And also bounce up and hit you in the nuts when you come home.
>>332194412
everyone will say dog
but I say otherwise.
>>332199373
>laying in the middle of my bed
>dog hops on right side
>decides he needs to be on the left side
>crosses over me and steps on my balls in the process
every fucking time
>>332200107
It's revenge for getting him neutered
>>332200242
Hey I didn't do it, the shelter wouldn't give me him unless they did the snip-snip. The other one got spayed and she doesn't do that shit.
>>332200993
She knows you're already a pussy removed from society so there's no point.
>>332200107
>sleeping
>poodle decides to wake me by hopping on the bed
>she's not even allowed on they're because I'm allergic to her
>poodle starts loudly grooming herself so that I can't go back to sleep
>fucks off after 10 minutes once the damage is done
>>332198745
cats are reddit tier pets
>>332202006
Worse. /b/ tier pets.
>>332201573
fug
The fuck off to /an/ not vidya animal.
>>332199184
>tfw 4chan fucked up once and attributed their ban to me, which let me see one of their posts
I didn't realize this shit happened, and I hope it stops.
>>332198969
jesus has magic if he want to be fit he just need to will it.
>>332198745
Ignore catposters
>>332194520
No he didn't.
That guy is from a Current Body thread on /fit/ from a few days ago. That's where this picture is from.
There is literally no way that you could know or prove whether or not he fucked his dog.
>>332194520
[citation needed]
>dem skinny legs
>being a fucking manlet
>>332194412
Why are guide dogs so sad?
Anyway, for the question, the batmobile from arkham knight.
>>332202408
Didn't he also say something about how people with faith can do anything, so it's possible for us to just will ourselves into fitness as well? I've even heard that thinking about exercising is almost as effective as actually doing it, though I'm not sure I believe it.
>>332203196
>Why are guide dogs so sad?
Because they have to tell people not to pet them.
>>332203484
>mfw I pet guide dogs for shit and giggles
Step aside, Boney was the ultimate dog companion. Rush is close though.
>>332203196
Lots of people hit guide dogs to see how they react because they're not allowed to make sounds or sudden movements.
>>332194412I want to thighfuck her so hard
>>332203375
> though I'm not sure I believe it.
That's why it's not working. You can lie to anyone but not yourself anon. You have to REALLY believe it.
>>332194412kobolds/lizards
>>332195698
What's a good pet snake for a beginner like me?
>>332204650
the trouser serpent is a decent beginner snake
>>332198713
no, stop watching h3h3 you fucking reddit cancer. he just said that to garner sympathy and hate towards that other fucking faggot.
>>332204650
Ball python.
>>332204553
Those aren't real. Fuck off to /tg/.
>>332205071
>> >>332194412
>> >Anonymous 03/27/16(Sun)13:25:59
>> >Who is the best animal-partner in vidya?
hi
>>332194412
elizabeth
>>332204650
>>332204976
I've had mine for about 18 years 10/10 snek would recommend
Koromaru a best
>>332194412
from the thumbnail i taugth this was dodger and her boyfriend
>>332198745
Catfag please go.
>>332205498
almost the same color
>>332205638
Holy shit, she really is a midget.
Man, she's going to be fugly later in life.
>move in with my gf because her family is rich and bought her a house
>have to deal with her annoying as piss cat all the time
>ignore it and it still gives me attention and wants me to give it attention
>play tug of war with my dog using some clothes while my gf is at work
>blame the cat and mention that its also stressing out my dog
>tfw she handed it off to her mother that lives like four hours away
I'll never have to see that piece of shit again
>>332203196
Because they are just tools for worthless blind humans
>>332205638
>you will never have a threesome with two sub 5' girls
why live
>>332198745
>people with cats
>not sick fucks
>>332205638
what an ugly cheap looking dress lmao
>>332208730
What the fuck man, the cat just wanted attention.
