ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
look at all those eggman's robots
>>332190552
ATTENTION ALL UNITS
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MY F
>>332191736
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
GET A LOAD OF GET A LOAD OF GET A LOAD OF THIS
DAMN
ANNIHILATE
ANNIHILATE
CHARGE
FIRE
WORTHLESS CONSUMER MODELS
WHERES THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
ITS NO USE!
FIVE MINUTES SHOULD BE ENOUGH
>>332190552
ITT: shitty Sonic memes.
>>332191609
SUSPECT IS HEADING SOUTH
I rather roll around at Green Forest
>>332192317
You can just say sonic memes anon, the shitty part is implied.
WHOA
A ghost tried to approach me and he got leery
>>332192653
More like head bangin to 'wont stop just go'
>>332191519
SHAA
So, how did you know it wasn't the real one?
>>332193372
BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME FUCCBOI
I HEAR NO SEE NO EVIL
BLLLLAW
>>332192653
Is this the only Sonic level that legitimately gives you an "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" feeling?
>game just constantly freezes from time to time
fucking pc port
>>332195437
Any level where you start drowning.
>>332195565
But you can stop drowning, and Green Forest gives you a persistent feeling of urgency from the beginning to the end.
Sonic looked better with his original shoes
Where's that DAMN fourth chaos emerald?!
>>332196124
>>332192119
TAKE THIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgeXSUQndiA
>>332196239
>look at shoes
>whate-
>that poster
>playing SA2 is habit forming
>sonic's autism ties
they fucking knew this would happen
YOU KNOW ME THE FIGHTING FREAK KNUCKLES
AND WE AT PUMPKIN HILLYOU READY?
>>332196664
yfw that singer isn't black
>>332196124
Those original ones with the belt strap across the top? Fuck those queer kicks, SOAPS master race.
>>332196637
>whate
>>332196841
look anon, i like soap shoes too, theyre comfy as fuck but i cant just let go of the original shoes
NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO STOP ME
>>332196976
Autism Awareness General?
>>332196935
"whatever" but cut off to "whate-"
probably should have thought that through betterat least that wasnt as big of a mistake as saying "gamecube port of windwaker"
>>332196976
the original truck was just a really scaled up metal gun box in back. i rather enjoyed the reusage of it
LET'S GET TO WORK
>>332196976
>>332197104
>not Sonic 2 Adventure Battle
what is that from?
>>332197104
How is this even a game?
You can just put down the controller and it plays itself?
>>332197230
Are you serious?
>>332197230
generations
>>332197305
fun and no
>>332197230
It's a mod of SA2, m8
>>332197230
Generations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfUoXJzff2I
THE
MORE
THE
MERRIER
>>332197230
i really hope this was ironic.
i really hope anon...
>>332197474
boy the HD releases sure got an overhaul didnt they
Of all the series to be autistically dedicated to why did I have to choose Sonic?
>>332196124
>>332196239
>Dreamcast emulator
WAIT WHAT
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
>>332197605
nullDC
Chankast
Reicast (retroarch has the core ported over for v0.1 as well)
Anon where the fuck have you been?
>>332197425
IT'S NO USE
>>332197547
Do you match all or some of these?
Then it was predetermined
>>332197425
>no
But you can't see what's coming?
How can you react?
It's just watching a cutscene with the illusion of gameplay
>>332197605
>>332197763
http://www.mediafire.com/download/cz5dvg0kab9b1ci/Dreamcast+Emulator%5BnullDC%5D+for+anon+because+f*ck+it.rar
Here anon. DC bios and all. Just get yourself some GDI rips and CDI roms and you're set. Just make sure you set it up accordingly. The higher the resolution (internal) the slower a game will run. The closer to native the better it will run
i dont like spoonfeeding like this but fuck it youre probably too behind the times to set it up
>>332198054
if you stop reacting you die
>>332197938
Oh God, I was doomed from the start.
>>332198314
React to what?
You can't see anything coming to react to.
>>332198467
The game gives you plenty of warning in advance. The point of modern sonic is to find the quickest/highest scoring way through the level, and it does that very well.
>>332197368
that was the pet name my sister and I called the game...
>>332197425
ty
>>332197474
k
>>332197514
ty
>>332197536
the name was... the question wasn't...
>>332198602
Ah so it panders to the "Rain man" type of autist, got it
>>332198616
>the name was... the question wasn't...
anon, youre getting by this time, but next time... next time i wont allow it
>>332197938
Are these symptoms or effects?
>>332198616
>k
ah thanks for the reply.
Here's a (you) back atcha
>>332198846
It's a syndrome, so there is no way to tell.
There is no known "cause" of autism.
It's just a diagnosis of a collection of behaviours.
There is no test.
Just observation.
>>332198636
>if i don't like it, only autistic people do
k
>>332199118
Think you're smug all you want.
Obsession with numbers is an autistic trait.
So is repetition.
What I think doesn't matter.
It's a cold hard fact that repeating the same task over and over to get a number bigger is autistic behaviour.
>>332197938
so where does this put me
this is in relation to 360 cpu temps
>>332199357
>liking score attack makes you autistic
So everyone who played arcade games in the 80s/90s is autistic, now?
Man, that explains a lot.
>>332197938
>>332199546
Playing it because the game is fun is normal.
Those people who play multiple hours a day just to get a bigger number are autistic.
Most people didn't play the exact same game over and over again
>>332198809
I apologize
>>332198913
we know we're all here just looking at those tabs for the !
>>332197938
I actually didn't and still don't show any of these, I just thought Sonic was cool.
>>332199760
Nobody said they were playing it just for the numbers, anon. The game itself is fun, and highscores are a fun challenge.
Also,
>implying that one behaviour on its own can determine if someone is autistic or not
>implying that people replay the whole game hours on end just for numbers
>>332199875
I'm just saying, i dont expect you to have sonic autism, but it's one of the best sonic games in recent years and a lot of people own/play it so im not sure how you missed the ride for that one
youre forgiven but just this once.
>>332199875
Yay it happened!
Thanks Anon!
>>332200073
>Nobody said they were playing it just for the numbers, anon. The game itself is fun, and highscores are a fun challenge.
Exactly.
But Sonic is not one of those games, especially not Generations.
Hence, autism
SO FAR SO GOOD...
HEY THAT'S-!
>>332200297
THAT BLUE HEDGEHOG AGAIN OF ALL PLACES
>>332200210
>i don't find generations fun
>therefore, nobody else could possibly fun it fun
>which means that everyone who plays it does so for autistic reasons
You want me to link the PBS "Fact vs Opinion" game for you, buddy?
>>332200437
Nah, I can just use your own words.
>The game gives you plenty of warning in advance. The point of modern sonic is to find the quickest/highest scoring way through the level, and it does that very well.
The "challenge" as you say it is, is doing it fastest and with the highest score.
Not about completion.
Since we've already shown that repeating the same task over and over again for an arbitrary number increase is autistic, can you finally admit that even the gameplay of Sonic, specifically Generations, is autistic?
SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK SHIT ROCK
>>332192123
IT'S NOT ENOUGH
>>332200083
You know, I don't have sonic autism.
Sonic 2 Adventure Battle was my first Sonic game, Sonic Riders my second, and finished with Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)never finished it
I feel I missed out on good Sonic games
>>332200113
let's just (You) each other to keep this thread bumped
>>332200783
It's beginning to seem like you're the autistic one here m8.
>>332200783
Once again
>implying score attack as a whole is autistic
>implying that a single behaviour can be called autistic on its own
>implying that everyone who likes a game you don't has a mental illness
>>332200783
By your logic, playing the arcade Donkey Kong or Ms. Pac-Man over and over trying to beat the high score is autistic as fuck. That's the point of those games though: feed them your quarters, git gud, and beat your score.
Just becuase you're too young to have grown up and experienced arcade-y games doesn't mean they don't exist. If you want a short and fun Sonic game to keep playing, then you can play Generations. If you want a game bogged down by unnecessary bullshit and genre shifts for the sake of "muh experience", then play SA2.
>>332201180
But how do I (you) you?
All I can see is when I'm (you)'d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywYH7Ku1Yx8
>Generations gets Seaside hill
>Not Hang Castle
It could've been prefect.
>>332201180
You should at least give the classics a try if you ever get the chance.
>>332200921
I GOT LEAVE IT TO LETS GO I GOT LEAVE IT TO LETS GO I GOT LEAVE IT TO LETS GO I GOT LEAVE IT TO LETS GO I GOT LEAVE IT TO LETS GO
>>332201039
i cant be the only one that has 0 issue with all the treasure stages.
Like i really dont understand the problem here. even the dreamcast one without exclamation points to say "youre right on top of it you fuck" isnt even that hard. is it really that hard for people?
>>332201180
sonic riders was my shit. adventure 2 was pretty okay but ill assume you havent played the dreamcast version. its a lot more dark (visually) than the rest making space colony missions harder.
>sonic 06
i beat it on both 360 and ps3. trust me after playing both you can find the faults and accept them. the game itself is very much playable if you learn what can be an issue.
>I feel I missed out on good Sonic games
you did, but they were (generally) pre 3D. generations and colours were great shit.
>>332201180
>Sonic 2 Adventure Battle was my first Sonic game, Sonic Riders my second, and finished with Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
Given your posting this doesn't fucking surprise me in the least. Then you have the balls to argue about what makes a good Sonic game, or even a good game in general.
>>332201439
it's "HERE WE GO"
>>332201640its been too long. i need to replay it in english.i generally only play them in japanese so forgive me
>>332201693
i like how you post this
it was intended at one point, but now only doable with mods (of which i doubt actually work or have been made). personally i feel it wasnt worth it and the lack of it felt better.
>>332201439
>sonic riders was my shit.
Get rid of the "my".
>>332196124
I disagree
>>332202094
>model swap
you ever play as knuckles in those speed forest levels? the amount of solid climbable places is insane.
give it a shot
>>332202113
zero gravity sucked dick by comparison
It's a shame that big youtubers can sway other tubers not to play
a game (even though it's the worst version) and jump on his bandwagon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmvy4ACY_wE
>>332202252
Oh I have already
>>332202283
Why is it people like him are aloud to get away with this type of bullshit?
>>332202283
>he didnt play chaotix or rose that much
hes just bad at games right?
>>332202321
>pull out metal sanic
>go to crazy gadget
>boxes must be broken with bounce bracelet
>didnt have the mod available to do it at that moment
i felt like a fucking retard. it doesnt help when i couldnt abuse the geometry and pass over the solid wall because the camera fucked it so much
Farewell, Sonic...FOREVER.
https://youtu.be/2TyzxcYf3OY
>THE STORY BEGINS
>WITH WHO'S GOING TO WIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4mPkze9AEs
>>332202283
Despite only playing the first level Bunnyhop was a bit more fair towards it so that's something at least. https://youtu.be/-kE9BR24XIw?t=15m47s
>>332202283
Who is this retarded neckbeard?
>>332196976
>playing for the first time
>city escape remake
>of course they'd pick city escape, it would be a war crime not to
>yup, the truck is back and this time it's an actual truck
>front end looks differe
>mfw the saws come out
>>332202283
I thought the PS2 version was the worst
>>332202861
It is.
>>332202853
>tfw rocket truck with bigass saws chasing you
now THIS is a fucking chase
>>332197425
oh yeah, I forgot I have more from that fight
don't seem to have the metal sonic/shadow one though
>>332203027
Shame I didn't get the quality quite right, should probably re-record them but they'll do
>>332202796
>Anal bead level design
>>332202861
He is such a dipshit he didn't even acknowledge that he was playing the inferior version
>>332203256
you ever wonder if the game would have been criticized for leaving out sonic 06 related anything? I feel that it would happen so they probably included it to avoid that issue
>>332203308
anal is shit.
I always loved these.
https://youtu.be/ACJ0WVNZemU
https://youtu.be/_c0NQ3xyfT0
https://youtu.be/er4icJy8FMM
>>332203394
>anal is shit.
But he was complimenting the level design.
>>332203394
It's good they not only included it but improved upon it. No better time to right some wrongs.
>>332203539
im not sure about that anon...
>>332203552
improving that mess in itself is a good thing, they didnt HAVE to but they did and for that i give them props.
>>332202853
TONIGHT, ON TOP GEAR
>I PUNCH OUT A GHOST
>JAMES DISCUSSES JEWELRY
>AND HAMMOND GETS IN TOUCH WITH HIS FURRY SIDE
>>332203027
>>332203256
It was bizarre to me that this fight was more fun than the metal sonic and shadow fights combined.
ST just never has any idea what the fuck they're doing. The shadow battle was especially bullshit. Race to the orb and then hit the orb and now you get to attack eachother for no reason.
>>332203308
Feels good man
>>332192653
I recall really liking the music on the Shadow version of this level (White Jungle)
>>332203745
>I ATTACH ROCKETS TO A TRUCK
>JAMES BLOWS UP THE MOON
>AND HAMSTER GOES FISHING
>>332204079
There was this one youtuber that said he found this stage hard to concentrate on because he was to busy head bangin to the music.
>>332204101
>JAMES BLOWS UP THE MOON
>"All of you ungrateful humans, who took everything away from me, will feel my loss, and despair!"
>Oh, cock.
>>332204101
>some say he is attracted to animals wearing gloves
>and that he also saved the world by breaking an egg
>>332204451
All we know isit's not the Stig! It's the Stig's Mobian cousin!
>>332199547
Yes, no, pretty much, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no.
3/10 anon
>>332204758
>Oh god
>He's pretty short, isn't he?
>Yeah, so you two should get along just fine
>>332204321
>Clarkson and Hammond change fix the sound system of the arc so it plays inappropriate music on loop
>All 3 of them have a drag race to where the chaos car keys are stored
>lizard stig appears attached to the cannon shortly after the master key is inserted to override them>clarkson punches it in the helmet and the game abruptly ends
>>332205146
I could never figure out Sonic's convoluted timeline
Are you saying that heroes is good?
You don't need some autistic eceleb to tell you that game blows. As a kid I was a huge sonicfag until that game snapped me out of it.
>>332205297
>We realised we'd have to stop this beast, which made one of us very excited
>I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
>Has he got the emeralds?
>>332205735
meant for
>>332202283
>>332205801
>i thought you had them?
>>332205669
If there is a timeline then you'd want to split any game where their on earth (got humans in) and have them all together in between a specific point. Generations is probably last.
>>332205669
The writers don't seem to give a fuck about consistency anymore so I wouldn't bother.
>CTRL+F "Understand"
>0 results
UNDERSTAND
>>332205853
Sonic Heroes has it problems I get that but this guy had to try hard to make it look bad so he fans would preach Sonic Hatred.
>>33220566
Sonic 4 definitely happens after 3D Blast.
Sonic Story Book series never actually happened, neither did Sonic 06.
>>332205669
>Sonic 4
>Sonic 06
>Sonic Lost World
>Sonic Runners
>anywhere on the Timeline.
They were all spinoffs, with the exception possibly of 06, which was a self-detonating attempted reboot, and Sonic 4 which was a self-detonating attempted sequel to Sonic 3&K
>>332206290
I heard from Sonic Advance the timeline is split in 2
as in Main Story series & Sub Story series with the acception of Sonic Advance 2 kind of branches towards Sonic Heroes
>>332205669
Sonic Rush before Sonic Advance 3? That doesn't make sense.
>>332190552
>>332207465
why does this have to be so grotesque
>>332207585
it's an illogical fetish, they aren't made to be understood, only "enjoyed"
>>332207848
but the way it's drawn
sonic has almost hyper-realistic feet
>>332207928
That's because it's a furry with a foot fetish. The pure autism of the sonic fandom knows no bounds.
>>332202832
Pewdiepie
>>332202283
>I hate Heroes
>>332202796
>I like Heroes
>>332208420
I would go with the one that doesn't speak like a retard.
>>332202832
PeanutButterGamer
>>332207928
because of the different styles of the foot, the rest of sonic and the background, I'm willing to bet it was traced
>>332208259
Disgusting as this is, at least he's aware of the situation. Though thinking about it more probably makes it even worse.
>>332201874
>SA1 almost had it
>SA2 almost had it
>fucking Sonic '06 almost had it
It took them until Sonic Colors to finally commit to it.
