Who /having a shitty Easter here/?
>Sister got a new iPhone and 20lbs of candy
>All I got was $300 and some shitty candy
Fucking hell, I asked for video games. Meanwhile my roomate at college got a fucking PS4.
Thanks for outing me as a poorfag YET AGAIN mom
Anyone get any good loot? Cheer me up...Yes this is a troll post. I got some candy and thats more than I expected. However apparently my friend's brother threw a fit because he didn't get The Division.
I didn't even know people got gifts for fucking Easter after the age of 10. I remember getting a Batmobile one year, and Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2 once. Other than that its candy and maybe $5.
Is this because my family was poorfags, or is it just this generation who expects fucking fits on Easter. Shit man, I didn't even get a day off of work (and i work an actual office job, not a McJob)
Expected nothing, got nothing. Solid Easter 8/10. Will raid stores tomorrow for cheap shit as usual.
When the fuck did Easter become Christmas 2?
>>332188013
I forgot to check down stairs.
Laying in bed browsing /co/ about Zootopia.
>>332188013
Must suck being a part of poor family anon.
I got a new Mercedes as I'm graduating from school this year.
I hope you get something better next Easter!
>>332188185
>when did the rebirth of Jesus become the birth of Jesus 2
Now I'm not saying I think it is, but it makes sense.
>>332188013
I got a dark chocolate bunny
Pretty good easter for me. Never had more, never had less.
>>332188013
>Getting fucking money at easter
Fucking hell yanks. whats wrong with you.
>Getting gifts for Easter
What the fuck. I only ever got chocolate eggs
i bought a logitech momo force and epoxied the parts that were broken and now it works perfectly 10/10
>All I got was $300
fuck off
>>332188013
I used to get gifts on Easter. Not a poor family. Not a religious one either. Family stopped celebrating Easter.
>>332188013
I'm having sweet potatoes with my dinner! Yum!
My dad
>Holidays are for women and children
My sisters and mother got some shit, I haven't spoken to them in a few weeks though, I have more important shit to do.
>Get fuck all for easter
I didn't realize this holiday involved presents but apparently we've been doing it wrong all my life. How the fuck can you have a shitty easter if somebody gave you anything?
They fuck, since when do people get presents for Easter?
>>332188348
>He didnt read the spoiler
>>332188013
Wanted nothing, got a basket, feel bad because I don't want to spend any time with my family seeing how I hate most of them.
Anybody else have that amazing cousin they can't compare to in the ways your family cares about? (Financial prospects)
>>332188013
>getting anything other than candy for easter
What
Didn't get anything since I don't live with my parents any more. We sent each other cards at least.
REV UP THAT DISCOUNT CHOCOLATE ON TUESDAY THOUGH
>Don't celebrate Easter.
>Just go to Wal-Mart and buy a fuckload of candy half-off.
What a life.
>>332188013
>I didn't even get a day off of work (and i work an actual office job, not a McJob)
Does anyone really get a 3 day weekend for Easter?
people get gifts for easter?
>>332188348
nice job not reading the post you fucking idiot
>>332188013
OP Here:
Oh fuck, my parents threw a baggie of those Malted Milk Eggs at the bottom of my Easter bag.
Shits tight, got a bag of York Peppermint Patties, a small dark chocolate bunny, and a little baggie of these eggs
>>332188013
>Stuck in Germany away from my family
>Everyone I know is busy today
>Nothing in the fridge except leftover pizza and beer
>Been browing /v/ since I woke up at noon
Golly gee I wish I was dead.
>>332188526
Kids in grade school.
My mom likes to get everyone small little gifts around Easter, so she bought me a Roy amiibo. Didn't even know they were out yet. Also got cheep candy, but that's par for the course.
All I had was an alright family dinner, like every Sunday except with more prayers.
I'm an empty shell of man.
>>332188013
Senior at University here. I don't expect any gifts, but the past couple years my mom sent me a heavenly ham and some sides. Feeds me for almost a week. Good shit.
>>332188013
Sounds like you're underage desu senpai
>>332188526
>>332188574
Most places around me that aren't convenience based jobs get Good Friday/Easter Monday off
>>332188302
Yank here, never received shit beyond candy for Easter. Holds true today as well.
>>332188526
>Does anyone really get a 3 day weekend for Easter?
most office jobs
I'm in bongland and I got a four day weekend (friday and monday)
>>332188529
And what's the point OP is making here, that no one comprehensively reads errant off topic shitpost threads?
I hoped for a comfy family reunion and good food, anf that'twhat I got.
>>332188652
You have to understand that Americans have literally no workers rights.
They don't even get paid sick leave or guaranteed holiday entitlement.
>>332188013
(You)
>>332188824
Why the fuck do you cucks still live there?
>>332188548
>Nothing in the fridge except leftover pizza and beer
What else could you want?
>>332188263
No, it doesn't.
The birth of the Messiah on earth and his resurrection and ascent to heaven are not the same thing.
And his resurrection was not a "rebirth". Rebirth is a thing in Christianity and it refers to acceptance and faith in God, which Jesus obviously already had. That's what all that "born again" stuff is about, you are physically born and then spiritually born.
>>332188263
What did they meant by this?
>>332188013
Anon, that isn't a troll post. No one is being trolled and you aren't trying to troll anyone. It's almost like you don't actually know what it means to troll. Like you learned the word from some place like reddit where everything gets labeled trolling. You just want to talk about easter with /v/. That is off topic but there are off topic posts on every board.
Enjoy your Easter, anon.
I'm sick as fuck sitting alone playing SFV, who gives a shit about Easter anyways?
is this thread a joke
>>332188013
Im at my grandma house
Luckily i have a new smartphone and can shitpost with free wifi and masturbate with an elizabeth porn dump on a peruvian woodcutting forum
The future truly is now
>>332188880
Because I can't afford leaving.
I got Goldeneye for Easter when it came out.
>>332188952
>bunnies are a 10+ commitment!
he's right you know
>>332188013
>trying to lose weight
>all my family is eating chocolate and shit
Should just kill myself desune~
>>332188150
pretty much the same. read financing and enjoyed some hard earned carbonated water.
>>332188824
I work for a literal jew who is BEYOND NOTURIOUS for having the shittest employee benefits in the city.
I get:
>5 paid vacations days a year
>5 paid personal days a year, +1 every 3 months
>Floating vacations if we have to work a holiday
I'm slowly but surely phasing Easter obligations out of my life. I understand using it as an excuse for a gathering, but there are a lot of birthdays around Easter when everyone gathers anyway. One Jesus birthday is enough for a year.
I got Tomb Raider 2 when I was like 8. My parents already put the disc in my Playstation and told me that I haven't found all the presents yet. Took me forever while they were cracking up watching me trying to find it. Great times.
I still get stuff, but usually it's just a little bit of candy which is totally fine. Heck I'd be fine with nothing at all. Happy Easter /v/.
>>332188013
>sisters kids birthday party on saturday
>family wont give me any real details other than "you have to take friday afternoon off work so we can drive down there early to help"
>setup took 5 minutes
>spend most of friday evening and saturday morning not doing anything
>party lasted a whopping 2 hours
>now sitting here waiting to get to leave since I rode along instead of taking my own car
I could have not taken time off, had my friday evening, driven up on saturday for the party, and taken off after. Instead I've done a lot of sitting around doing fuck all nothing. They wonder why I never want to do family stuff, and it's always because of shit like this.
>>332188884
Nah man, it just reminds me of those fantastic easter brunches my mom used to make. I came from a family of fatasses with good taste.
I bet they're having a rack of lamb right now, maybe some eggs Benedict and some scalloped potatoes
I haven't had a home cooked meal in a year.
>he celebrates meaningless christian "holidays"
*tips*
I got cancer.
Oh and a cadbury creme egg.
People get gifts for easter?
I didn't even know it was Easter untill this post.
>>332188952
>people who don't realize that most of North Africa and The Levant/Arabia/Egypt was white as fuck because of Alexander
I bet these are the same idiots who said history was boring
>>332188824
>You have to understand that Americans have literally no workers rights.
I'll take "stupid fucking shit that is not even remotely true" for 500 Trebek
>>332188548
>nothing in fridge except pizza and beer.
Add Easter candy and we're perfect.
>>332189232
faggot
>>332188824
>working part time jobs
Stop being such a fuck up and get a real job.
>>332189232
I'm giving (You)s all around in this thread! Happy Hanukah, people!my friends thought Hanukah is around this time of year :| what a bunch of goyms!
>>332188487
>pos family breeds pos autist
Who would have guessed
I got a gunpla and a chocolate bunny, thanks mom and dad.
>>332188013
I don't know anyone who gets easter gifts. I thought that practice died out long ago.
>>332189202
Ahhh I see. My family never really did the Easter brunch thing; all we're doing this year is going to my mom's house and grilling random crap for dinner.
>>332188824
>Americans have literally no workers rights
Thanks for letting us know you don't know what you're talking about.
>obvious joke thread
>devolves into arguments about religion and workers rights
>on a fucking video games board
>>332189518
Whats the matter?
Did I strike a nerve, Christfag?
o i am laffin
>>332188487
I have a younger brother who lucked out big time in every regard. Meanwhile my gf died, i went off the rails and "celebrate" the neet life. My family doesn't hate me because of that but I do feel bad most of the time for being such a huge disappointment for not getting my life back in order.
>>332189541
Are you a jew? If so kill yourself
I used to get some candy as a kid. Nothing big. Of course That stopped when I was an adult and I dont care at all.
>>332188013
Well I'm 33 so I didn't get shit. Didn't give shit either.
Who even does this anymore? I'll get my daughter some candy when she's a little older but I thought Easter wasn't a big deal anymore. Are there still that many diehard Christians around?
>>332189976
Not who you're talking to, but most of the people who celebrate Easter don't do it for religion. We do it as a reason to spend time with family and shit.
I'm gonna guess your family would be grateful if you just stayed home instead though.
i'm a shlomo.
i got coal and the opportunity to celebrate a presumably lamer holiday
>>332190083
There is nothing wrong with being Jewish
My mum gave me a tenner to get a fancy ass egg but I put it towards salt and sanc instead. It's fun, good easter so far
>>332189976
sure
>>332188013
>cat died
>dad died
>on the same day
How
>>332190193
>he celebrates Easter
I don't think I have a fedora big enough to tip, holy shit what an autist hahahahaha
>>332188013
It's easter today?
>>332190132
Over the last decade or so, it's shifted more to a "hey, we paid off our credit cards from Christmas, so let's go buy more shit" holiday.
>>332188013
My family stopped celebrating Easter after I turned like 14.
I got the best gift ever for Easter when I was young though, Blood Omen 2.
I know it's the worst in the series, but it introduced me to it.
>>332188013
My mom was sad she didn't have time to make baskets for us this year, I'm 25 this year and I don't even ask for it. She usually gets us candy, water guns, and bubbles and we play with them when we go to her house for dinner, which is surprisingly more fun than you would think. When I was younger we'd get movies or a handheld game from the "bunny" though, easter is a pretty chill holiday desu
I'm buying a guitar off Craigslist in a few hours, other than that pretty uneventful.
>>332189959
Welcome to /v/.
My mom sent me candy and some birthday letters from my aunts and uncles. Wish i could be home. I should have went to church but all the services were so early
My parents got me, my brother, and mygfbaskets full of candy and an emoji pillow, which I really don't mind. We're having chinese later tonight, too.
>>332190132
is your daughter cute?
>>332190527
>emoji pillow
>>332190369
I'm having a rad easter because we have bunnies.
Note that we didn't get them for easter, they're 1 1/2 years old
Pretty much every day is rad if you have bunnies, but at least today it's topical
>>332188013
I had to go to a church, I didn't even know there were easter gifts.
>>332188013
Chill as fuck. All the family came round and had a decent roast pork.
My motherboard died on my computer however and the new one wont arrive until Tuesday. So I'm using a laptop and running through Doom 2 and watching random films to kill time.
Still it had to break when I wanted to play more Battlefleet Gothic Armada, especially with the new update which added the orks.
>>332190765
My parents are old, and Facebook-tier, man. Gotta cut them some slack.
I'm 29 and I have Autism. I get paid $80 today, which will go into getting groceries for the week and possibly RPG Maker VX Ace, which is $6.99 on Steam until tomorrow morning. My mother will wish me a happy Easter and we might talk for a bit when she's done with church. Other than that, I'm just trying to beat that one fucking level on DEADBOLT I have to beat in under a minute.
>getting gifts on Easter
You have to be 18 or older to post here
>>332188013
>$300
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
IS THIS A JOKE?
BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY.
That shit does not happen around here, all anyone ever gets for Easter is some candy. Maybe a basket's worth.
>his mom isnt cooking a massive dinner
who cares about gay gifts?
I got 20 peeps which I don't know what to do with because I can't eat all of them and if I open the package then they harden the next day
Haven't got shit since I was a kid.
>>332190527
could be worse, one year my parents gave me an "<AFK>" and "Pwned!" pillows "as housewarming gifts" when I moved into a house with some friends in my second year of uni.
They were decent pillows but I always kept that side of them facing towards the sofa.
My mom will send me a little care package now that my sister and I don't live at home anymore, so at this point it's more for her. It should come sometime tomorrow and it will probably have some candy and maybe like a gift card for iTunes or GameStop.My girlfriend's mom makes me baskets, though, which is cute. She's a bit older so she'll give me candy, lotto scratch offs, and misc. vidya stuff, last year she got me Pokemon Cards and a little Kyurem figure.
There are actually people here who think OP is not baiting. Com'on guys
>>332190964
what did the part about having autism have to do with the rest of the post
I have a nigger roommate who I just found out failing 2 classes. So a good Easter so far
Spending time with extended family. My cousin got our branch some candies and my uncle is grilling a leg of lamb outside. This is comfy.
didnt even go to a family dinner this year
0 fucks given anymore
I had sex. Great easter.
I got a bunch of stuff but only because it's actually my birthday.
>>332188013
It's fucking easter.
Who the fuck gets anything at fucking easter?
Is it a burgerland thing?
>>332191532
the easter bunny brings candy on easter
as scripture foretold
>tfw cant find any chocolate covered marshmallow candy anywhere
>>332188013
>getting presents on Easter
Where the fuck do you live?
Eating pizza by myself and watching Half in the Bag. I'm going to play TPHD later.
>>332191317
I'm really fucking high on my anxiety meds right now. Also I get SSI because I can't work, hence why my mother gives me some of that money every Sunday. I'd work if I could, hence why I might try to become an indie game dev, hence RPG Maker VX Ace. I want to make that game I wanted to make in high school but never did.
>>332191317
The reason he's getting paid is probably because of his autism. Dirty neets and all that shit. I hope he has a happy holiday regardless though.
>>332188013
I never got anything for Easter that wasn't just some chocolate eggs.
How fucking old are you? 14?
Anyone else working an 11 hour shift today?
>>332188013
>Complaining after you got $300
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My parents got a new dog. She's cute. CUTE
>>332188548
>in Germany
>away from family
Hello achmed, make sure to ask your parents how Syria is
>>332188013
>tfw people are getting gifts for easter
>>332189959
What did you expect from /v/
>>332188574
Tripfags in charge of being shut-ins and/or burger flippers.
>>332191918
>>332191883
>>332191992
>>332191747
read the rest of the post you idiots
>>332191969
Fuck the dog on a livestream for us anon.
I got a blowjob and Deus Ex for the Wii U
>>332191078
>Tfw your mom wants to go to a 3/10 resturant for Easter Dinner ;_;
>>332192115
>a blowjob
What a fucking lazy gift. Must suck to have a whore as a girlfriend
>>332191807
>I'd work if I could
you're a high functioning autist, not helen keller
>Got Trump Cologne
I'm definitely happy
>aunt cooks massive dinner
>turkey, roast beef, potatos gravy other vegetables
>each plate is like 1000 calories and then there's always dessert on top
>they always complain cause they cant lose weight
>>332192127
>tfw Easter """"dinner"""" is at 2pm
>>332188960
It's bait.
If you picked it he would have trolled you.
>tfw all stores closed on friday and today
>tfw forgot to buy snacks
>tfw only things open are pizza places because lebanon owners/workers
>tfw not even tim hortons open
>>332189232
I get 2 days off from it anyway.So thanks, Jesus!
>>332188013
My mommy gave me a basket of candy and a stuffed bunny because I got kicked out of my dad's house two weeks ago
I'm homeless, unemployed, sleeping on my friend's couch, and considering hanging myself
But at least my mommy did something nice for me
The gift of God's love is the only thing anyone really needs on Easter.
>>332192246
I'm also diagnosed with schizoeffective, bipolar, Depression, Tourette's, OCD and PTSD. Didn't want to mention all that because it's not your business, but there's more than just Autism wrong with me. Also I think you mean Temple Grandin, not Hellen Keller.
>>332188013
People get gifts at easter? What the fuck? This is something new for me, I thought everybody just ate eggs and some chocolate eggsand chocolate easter bunnies
>>332191807
>that entire post
I must of missed something. When did easter become a gift giving thing? only thing my family does is paint eggs for the littlest one and give her candy.
my parents gave me twenty bucks
I don't know why but I mean I ain't complaining
also got some snickers and twix bars yesterday (those bags are fuckin expensive I shoulda waited until tomorrow) so that's good times too
I know all you fags mentioning getting presents are baiting, but I'm still fucking triggered by it.
>>332192728
Oh fuck off. You neurotypicals need to be put in your fucking place. You bigoted millennial bitch babies need to fucking die.
>All the rabbits that are going to be adopted today and eventually abandoned
I hate retards
>Yfw atheists will never understand love.
>Yfw atheists will never understand empathy.
>Yfw atheists will never know the joys of Easter chocolate or dinner.
>Yfw atheists sill have to go to their wageslave Gamestop jobs today.
>>332192820
Yes. Society would be better if mentally stable people died and everyone were like you.
People get gifts?
hol up, people get gifts for Easter?
>>332188604
>has a family dinner every Sunday
>thinks it's something to complain about
>tfw as I kid I'd get fucking videogames and shit and like, 4 chocolate bunnies on Easter
>Even got my GBA on Easter
>Now all I get are those fucking nasty generic jellybeans and a chocolate bunny
>tfw got tabasco flavored jelly beans for easter
literally what the fuck?
>>332193273
at least it isn't those beans flavored after vomit and mucus and shit
>>332188013
Underage b&
My Easter is shittier than yours, punk. I live alone several states away from my family because of my job. My family is celebrating together and getting to hang out with my niece and nephew, hunting Easter eggs and shit. It's warm where they are, and it's fucking freezing here. I haven't made any friends here, even going to church or anything where it's like their job to be your friend, so I'm spending Easter alone like any other day. Fuck off, kid, and be thankful for what you have.
I'm in Puerto Rico for vacation
>>332188013
I got a bag of candy.
However, I'm still pissed because yesterday I discovered my FE:Fates game cart was missing! Also, I went back to the movie theater to see if they had found it, and didn't want to waste a trip, so I saw London has Fallen. That was also bad!
My family typically does easter baskets with candy and a few small gifts (my sisters got some socks and kites). I got a big bag of pistachios and a variety six pack of craft beer. Bretty gud desu
eating edibles and 2 g of shrooms.
Happy Easter
>>332188013
Who the fuck gets gifts on Easter? If you're lucky you get 1 chocolate egg and that's your whack
Wife is at detroit to see family. I'm stuck with her son. He's cute and trans, and as you all know being trans takes some serious mental strength and you should all be proud of him.
>>332193461
can i wear your sister's socks on my face or something haha like between friends
>getting gifts for easter
My parents would always just hide eggs around our house. Some of them were plastic eggs filled with candy but a few of them were just regular, raw eggs that my dad dyed to look like plastic eggs. Really fucked with me as a kid, I still have trust issues.
>>332188604
Fuck off. What I would give to have an "alright family dinner" what's left of my family.
>No grandparents
>Father died on boxing day 4 years ago
>Uncle lives in Canada but now has dementia
>Two half brothers, see them once a year at Christmas
>mfw all these cadburys creme eggs
I know they changed the recipe and people hate them now but I still fucking love them.
Hate that they don't sell them all year round.But it's good because I need to cut back on snacks starting next month, or I'm going to put all the weight I lost back on.
Mom used to hide Easter eggs in our yard, they'd have candy and small amounts of money in them.
Few years back she let me and my brother hide eggs for my little cousin to find.
I hid them in trees
>>332188013
>and I work an actual office job, not a McJob
Thanks for the laugh op
>>332194048tfw it's difficult to put weight on although being average weight, always see friends complain about their weight/diet and needing to exercise to keep weight down
>>332194048
>changed the recipe
when?
i havnt noticed a difference
>creme egg flurries
>>332188013
>gifts
>for easter
For what purpose.
>>332188548
do you have access to a whole foods kind of store?
go get yourself some unwashed poppy seeds and get high on the tea
>>332194224
stop shitposting metrid
>>332188548
>pizza and beer
based
I have a pretty shitty family desu. We aren't even getting together for Easter.
Every easter I'm reminded of the fact that I stopped having to go to church years ago and it fills me with euphoria
10/10 easter like the last couple years.
>>332194208
Me neither honestly but everyone's been whining about it the past few years.
What does suck is that they're smaller than they were when I was a kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FiA57ir5QM
>>332188013
Do people give gifts on Easter?
My family always just ate a lot of food.
>>332188013
>All I got was money wah
Shut the Fuck up kid.
>>332194505
smaller and i think they put less in a pack
![Picture19[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ehQMwQ5.jpg "Picture19[1].jpg")
>>332194624
Man fuck that shit, it was two years ago there was six in a pack and now there's only five?
Cheap bastards.
>>332188013
I forgot it was Easter until Friday when people were all leaving work to be with their families/loved ones.
I jacked off to She-Hulk porn.
wife left me, she's back in the UK
first easter alone in 4 years
gonna get high on opiates and consider suicide
You sound like a little spoiled shit. Iphones are shit and use that 300 for videogames.
>tfw cant find those reese mallow eggs anymore
>>332194224
Corporate America has turned it into Christmas 2.0, it's fucking insane. I have nothing against gifting t-shirts or something small but I don't get people buying $300 gifts for Easter of all things.
>>332188013
My Easter has been pretty good so far.
I got free food, I bought .hack//G.U. and Final Fantasy 7 for a bargain.
Everyone has been pretty generous and I'm liking it.
>back in the day
>parents accidentally buy the cheap noname brand eggs
>rip teeth
>impossible to get foil off
Peeps are fucking shit.
>>332188013
>He isn't Orthodox
Fuckin degenerates all of ya
t. Putin
>>332188302
It's really just determines what family you come from, I usually just got candy and then there was an egg hunt with more candy and then there's a BBQ
it's more of a family reunion for the nation than it is a fake Christmas
>tfw those giant bags of cadbury minieggs
>$20
i have to just walk away from them at the store
>>332190268
My man. Love that game. Light armor + poleaxe forever
>>332188302
Growing up my mom put quarters in those plastic easter eggs and we did an easter egg hunt.
>gifts
>on easter
Huh?
Anyways pretty good, went to eat at grandma's on friday and today went to parents to eat. Got a single Mignon egg. Sisters kids got some smaller eggs, but no presents of course. Tomorrow I'll maybe go cross-country ski with dad. 5/5, everything was delicious.
![[Coalgirls]_Fullmetal_Alchemist_Brotherhood_44_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[61C7C3AD].mkv_snapshot_04.14_[2016.01.28_10.37.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wXqZYxb.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Fullmetal_Alchemist_Brotherhood_44_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[61C7C3AD].mkv_snapshot_04.14_[2016.01.28_10.37.16].jpg")
Wait...wait..
People get gifts on Easter? That never happened for me.
>egg hunt
>tfw still finding eggs for weeks after easter is over
>>332190765
You know, I'd normally be upset at a picture like this, but that fish does look like an asshole.
>>332188302
I'm American and I have never gotten anything beyond some candy. I haven't gotten even that in over a decade. I didn't know some people got Christmas amounts of shit.
Got nothing, I just used to get some chocolate but I already have it so I didn't get any more
I remember one year I got Golden Sun: The Lost Age.
That was a good fucking Easter.
I didn't even know parents gave gifts on Easter, but holy fuck was it a good surprise.
Tryin to get fit so no candy, just guna have a lunch with family. Im just happy i got a sunday off of work thats the only gift i need
>>332194816
>Fall for the marriage meme
>Whore goes to the UK for that sweet paki dick
>Consume drugs and kill yourself
Like pottery. You're so stupid I'm surprised you didn't do it sooner
Do it faggot, kill yourself. Nobody will miss you anywaycertainly not your "wife"
>>332188013
All I got has an expired chocolate egg, and I don't even like chocolate.
I don't even give a shit about Easter, but fuck you anyway.
>>332188013
Not sure why, seems like Easter's been commercialized like Christmas too. I never really liked the holiday outside of celebrating Christ's resurrection.
I filed my taxes, about to listen to a church sermon, and playing Pokemon on the side. Dream Radar is a pain in the butt, but I'm so close to getting all the legendaries.
>tfw you're so beta you're uncomfortable around your own family
FUCK I'M SO HUNGRY
>>332195939
>live alone
>hardly every visit family
>tfw eating at the table with alot of people
>>332195426
One time I got Croc for Easter and then cried because I used cheat codes to skip to the end and that it was already over
>>332188013
But like for real tho who the fuck gets gifts for Easter?
>>332188013
jesus christ you are both clearly spoiled rotten millennials
i got $50 and some chocolate bunnies and you better believe i thanked my relative for it
$300 fuck you
and fuck your sister
This hread offended me
all of you go to hell
My friend got a copy of Daytona USA for the Saturn from his uncle
I'm so fucking jelly I could die, I've always wanted it too
>>332196106
Step up your tab game you faggot
>>332188013
My family lives a few hours out and I have work.
On the bright side, i'm starting a new position today that comes with a pay raise and I still got to call my mom and say hi.
Got FE Birthright, some candy and slim jims. Breddy gud,
My mom got my brother and I some macarons.
>>332196106
>no gay sex with hats on
fucking newfag
>>332192713
Yes, your autism is so acute you have a condition people get from combat. Have fun when the Xanax runs out. Make sure your sitying down.
>>332188013
>I didn't even know people got gifts for fucking Easter after the age of 10
I didn't even know people got gifts for Easter at all
>>332196376
FUCKING WHERE
I'm going to watch BvS and laugh at Jesse Eisenberg playing Zuckerberg, Mk. II.
Since when did Easter become Christmas? My family treats as any other day.
Nothing will compare to the year I got Donkey Kong Country: The Legend of the Crystal Coconut on VHS in a basket full of candy.
>gifts other than candy or a stuffed bunny on Easter
Is this really a thing?
Anyway, its 64F out and I didn't burn my eggs this morning so I wouldn't say its so bad.
>>332197114
>its 64F
Freezing as fuck.
>>332197213
>tfw got a snow storm few days ago
>>332188013
>people get presents for easter
What?
>>332197213
Considering yesterday had a high of 44F, I disagree.
Warmer would be nice but I just want to go biking.
>>332197259
>>332197464
>tfw socal
Don't have to worry about hazardous temperatures. Feels good man.
I got ~4-5 dollars and a sweater+chocolate.
>>332188013
You know what I got for Easter? A car wreck. My wife and I are okay, I know you weren't going to ask because your worried about your material possesions.
>>332188013
>being a child
>>332197786
I don't care.
This is a thread about presents,not your family matters
>>332196553
Florida Countryside Mall.
The place is calledLeMacaron
>>332197786
lol just read the OP's spoilers, my bad.
Rich family here, I've never gotten more than candy and chocolate on easter.
aunt called me and say why i havent come over to spend time with relatives for easter. how do you guys deal with family members who care about you?
>sick with allergies
>regular sunday: inconsequential dinner, all-day weekly chores
>far away from my family
>obviously didnt 'get' anything cause im an adult now (23)
this is my 2nd least favorite holiday next to april fools day
>boyfriend not even awake yet (2 pm) cause hes a fucking faggot
its just a normal sunday.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
>>332198113
Male or female?
>>332198295
male, but being female wouldnt be bad either
>>332198113
london lol hehe
Easter is in May you fucking westfags
>>332198149
Don't know why but I always thought the phrase was "Don't stick your arm/hand in a gifted horse's mouth"
Terrible. I'm a chaplains asssistsnt for the us army and I worked a 4 hour Catholic church service lest nigth,got off at midnight and I had to be back at 8 in the morning. I am working two services today. Going to get off in say 2 hours. Guys don't join the army, the pay sucks And they work you like a dog. The saddest thing of all I got a good household i came from, my enabling mom wanted to stay and go to community college. What I fool I was. It doesn't help I have 50 dollars to my name until 4 days from now either. I wish I've became a neet.
>Dyed eggs with family
>Chocolate Bunny
>We're all gonna watch some peanuts
Feeling pretty comfy.
>>332188013
>/v/ - Video Games
>>332198364
Says everything. You PUSSY.
>everyone's doing some face swap thing while I'm sitting in the corner
h-happy easter
>>332198609
>army
>complaining about a church service
I fucking swear the army is the biggest bunch of fucking twats.
