This is Bayonetta
>they look like monsters to you?
>>332185107
Hi, Bayonetta.
Hello, I like your glasses.
>>332185107
post short hair bayonetta faggot
She's very pretty...
>>332185297
dont click this
>>332185789
vile
>>332185789
Absolutely disgusting. Don't ever post that again.
>>332185789
this is a bayonetta thread
fuck off
>>332185789
DELETE THIS
>>332185789
hot
>>332185107
I want Bayonetta to step on me.
>>332185789
Fucking delete this shit.
>>332185107
Bayonetta has the most beautiful face of all vidya
dont't even try to prove me wrong, you can't
>>332185789
whelp I'm out
since she has short hair now, i guess her suit and abilities are all made of pubes
>>332185107
She looks really cute here. I guess it's just the facial expression. I don't really find her attractive otherwise
>>332187627
thats hot
>>332187627
her hair still goes down the nape of her neck
>>332188017
>You will never get rimmed by Jeanne while having a staring contest with Bayo. EVER.
is bayonetta a lesbian with Jean or are they just close friends? I never got a romance vibe from them but she's hyper sexual and can go both ways I suppose since she loves to flirt with luka
Has a female game character ever gathered such delicious, copious tears?
>tears still pouring from Bayo 2 on WiiU
>now tears flowing like a waterfall from Smash babies
>>332185107
Whore, slut, filth
These are the words one must use to describe such a vile being
>>332188351
tfw got bodied by 2 different Bayos in tournament yesterday.
I thought people were just bad at the game.
>>332188351
>tfw girlfriend legimately tried to break up with me because she thought bayonetta was getting more action from me than I gave my gfI still don't regret dumping her to fap to bayo
>>332189108
>feeling like she was losing to a video game character.
It was probably for the best.
>>332188351
aeris dying
>>332188271
Bi I guess. But still a virgin.
>>332189108
how fucking insecure can a person get shit
>>332188271
Go back to your sugar mommy, Korra.
>>332190105
u w0t m8?
>>332190069
From what I can tell, people who grow up in a household from early childhood with a single mother tend to need a lot of attention, sometimes even as bad as being the only way someone can get off.
>>332189286
>>332190069
Feminists do actually seem to feel that their sex lives are threatened by fictional characters.
>>332190397
you cucked 2 people.
now you want to cuck 1 person 2 time.
FAST SMASH FACT:
No "Smasher" has ever been proud to main Bayonetta.
>>332188271
Well, they live together.
Also Kamiya posted a "best couples" poll on twitter a while back, using characters from his games(DMC, Okami, Bayo, etc.) and Bayonetta's partner was Jeanne.
The messed up thing was that Dante was partnered with Trish. Why would you pair him with a girl that looks like his mom? I mean, yeah, I get that DMC1 was the one he worked on, but still.
>>332190938
good to know I consider them a cute couple and i ship them
>>332190445
Holy...
>>332189695
I really want a four-some with all of themit's not gay if its link
>>332185789
>>332189695
>Link with glasses
What's happening to me? I don't recognize this feeling in my loins.
>>332185148
kek
>>332185789
I... didn't expect that
>>332190403
It's just bad parenting.
I've met people from single parents, either mom or dad, and grew up fine.
>>332190908
No "Smasher" is really proud of being a Smasher.
>>332185789
What's wrong with it?
>>332185107
Hello Bayonetta, how are you doing today.
>>332193856
>Not knowing Bayonetta has to have her glasses on at all times
>>332185501
>>332185789
I have the most confusing boner
>>332193856
>>332194463
>>332194637
She looks better though, to be honest.
Call em a pleb with no taste, but dang, she just looks better without em.
>>332194703
pleb with no taste
>>332194703i agree
dont tell kamiya
>>332186490
i like marie rose better
>>332194703
>>332195387
Blocked
>>332195709
bayo 2 cute
>bayonetta
One of those times where they tried to make a character sexy but it just didn't work.
>>332196029
For you.
>>332185107
*RECORD SCRATCH*
>"You're probably wondering how I ended up here. It's a long story."
I WANT TO MARY BAYONETTA
>>332185789
spoilered for lewd
>>332196649
2lewd
I hope I don't get blocked.
>>332185148
I understood that reference
>>332197149
>>332196649
DELETE THESE!
>>332196029
That would be Quiet, Bayonetta is hot.
>>332185789
>no underwear
Absolutely disgusting.
>>332185789
how uncouth
Get rid of those glasses.
>>332188351
Now Dante is gathering copious tears from their Death Battle.
>>332197149
that's a pretty bad edit
>>332196029
say no more, senpai. i got u
How would Bayo react if you wanted to lick her feet?
>>332198183
Bayonetta has to be one most blatantly 100% pure fun games I've ever played
Even the outro has a fucking dance sequence
>>332198530
>>332186490
>Read the subtitles in that video
>He grabbed on to her leg and didn't hump it
Idiot.
A) Bayonetta is your girlfriend
B) Bayonetta is your mother
C) Bayonetta is both your girlfriend and your mother
D) You become one of Bayonetta's shoes
Which one, /v/? I'd go for C.
>>332200253
>those dolls
>>332200271
A not close
Get your shitty low-tier fetishes out of here
>>332188271
i think she's bi. she is most likely with Jeanne at the moment though. Bayo 2 really rammed it up to another level. they also cut most of the flirting she does with Luka in it so yeah.
>>332189634
where did you get that idea from?
>>332188271
>>332190938
which couple from Okami did he post?Ammy/Sakuya fag here. though i don't expect that to be what he posted ;_;
>>332201128
>bayo in regular clothes
hnnnggg
>>332185789
>No glasses
NOT OKAY
>Bajsofetta
>>332200271
bayo mom for life
shes probably a terrible mom though
>>332201694
>>332201703
ok looks like you just proved me wrong
bayo mom please
>>332185107
This is Dante.
He whooped her ass.
>>332201703
>going into a bath with towels
>>332185789
I have the most confused boner right now
>>332201703
I wish Bayonetta was my mom.
>get ready for your cavity search anon!
>>332185789
i dont get it
Thinking of how much Bayo would dwarf me in height really turns me on.
>>332190938
>Why would you pair him with a girl that looks like his mom?
Because the only DMC with him at helm had Dante falling in love with Trish? Laso it's actually pretty common for people to fall in love with men/women that resembles the parent of the opposite sex really.it's probably true for you too anon you jsut never noticed
>>332202643
Bayonetta isn't tall though, it's just her proportions that make her look tall.
>>332201128
>Bayo actually responsible and serious as hell when not fighting/with Enzo.
BUT THAT'S CHARACTERIZATION. We don't need that shit.
>>332202732
I'm only 5'6
>>332202886
i'm sorry
>want to learn how to talk to a lady
>dont know who to approach
any hints?
>>332201703
Was this even any good? I completely forgot it was a thing
>>332202982
Doesn't bother me.
>>332202732
Bayo is a fucking colossus.
>>332200015
>Bayonetta looking submissive
>ever
Whoever did this doesn't know shit about the character
>>332203063
Hint: Don't ask /v/, you fucking moron.
>>332203307
what an ugly clusterfuck of an image
>>332203386
>finally find bayonetta porn
>she's submissive in it
>>332191170
>ship
Go back to tumblr
>>332203307
Is siegfried really 1,68m tall? What a manlet
>>332201306
It´s the best
>>332185107
3/10
Booty was nerfed
still really hot
>>332203386
>>332203498
https://twitter.com/PG_kamiya/status/423125578804236288
>>332203386
>tfw Kamiya found out people were doing generic "submissive Japanese woman" porn of Bayo
>told them they're all fucking wrong
>porn of her suddenly changes and she becomes dominant
Based Kamiya.
>>332201703
why no bayo loli porn ever?
>>332203585
Well yeah, he's one of the shortest guys in the series.
>>332203662
damn this nigga tweets a lot
>>332203307
>tfw 6'7 and absurdly long legs
>tfw Bayonetta characters don't actually look that weird to me
It is a strange feel.
>>332203854
Disgusting.
>>332203854
just stop anon
>>332203854
Because people who are into Bayo like glamorous, full-grown women. No pedos in Bayonetta allowed.
>>332203854
After you kill yourself
>>332203969
>>332204019
What the fuck guys, did i miss a memo here or something?
>>332194703
I disagree.
Her face is too large, the glasses strike a good balance.
>>332204295
Yeah, the memo said you're a faggot and need to fuck off.
>>332203854
>sorry anon you're arrested. Come with us.
>>332204295
Yeah, the memo is that Bayonetta is one of the most physically dominant women in video games, and making her into a loli completely defeats the fucking purpose.
>>332203307
why did they make her head so small
Bayo is such a great character. The girl that does her voice is like 75% of that.
>>332204721
>dat fucking face
>>332185107
Okay?
>>332204910
>tfw listened to the commentary for Bloody Fate just to Jack off while listening to Helena Taylor's voice.
She's quite an angel, actually.
>>332204963
>>332185789
WHO IS SHE??
>>332203386
This is an actual official render. Some company requested Bayonetta in a pose for a daki from Platinum and they did it but the company ended up cancelling the order or something like that. It's in The Eyes of Bayonetta artbook.
>>332198128
Why was this allowed?
>>332205508
Found it.
The order for the body pillow cover came with "concept sketches" of what the client was looking for. I took one look at their sketches and immediately tossed them aside, saying, "That's not how a body pillow is supposed to be done!" I set about making sure that we'd produce a "proper" body pillow, and I think Takeuchi did a great job with Bayo's posing and facial expressions. Unfortunately the client later informed us that the body pillow project had been ditched, which meant that these wonderful designs would never get to fulfill their body pillow destiny. I wonder if there isn't some nice company out there that would want to manufacture a Bayonetta body pillow...? (Kamiya)
>>332198128
I refuse to believe they were trying to make her sexy.
>>332198128
>make a goblin
>call it an elf
>>332206217
They weren't. They were trying to pander to all the fuckugly SJWs that they cowtow to on a daily basis.
>>332204295
lol what a fag you are
They would probably recognize that they're basically equals and show deference/respect towards each other. Either that or they would be rivals in power and bust size.
>>332203854
You're not looking hard enough
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4718550
>>332201703
> Bathing with Bayo mom
OH GOD PLEASE GO EASY
>>332201964
>not using towels to cover your genitals at all times
Do you even anime?
>>332202034And a whip.
>>332185107
You are now aware that one of the Bayo2 boss has implied r8p on you're waifu.
>>332206948
>r8p
>reightp
>>332203307
her head is so fucking tiny i just cant unsee this.
>>332206948
>he doesn't enjoy a smoke after a hard work
>in this example beating up bayo in a blink of an eye
No
>>332189108
You made the right call.
>>332207303
>beating up
Sure he did
>>332203063
Ask your dad. I'm sure he can give you some advice.
>>332207372
I like this.
>>332207390
You thinking what i'm thinking?
>>332207372
I don't get it
I want Bayonetta to beat me up and spit on me
>>332207797
>>332185789
Hope Kamiya blocks you and your entire family generations to come faggot
Bayonetta is one of the ugliest characters in vidja.
>>332207797
>Ike and WFT
I smiled.
>>332206646
>>332208260
Okay what is the deal with this stupid cat bra?
I have seen it on nearly every female vidya character by now.
>>332206948
>getting hit
Jokes on you, I never got hit during that boss fight
>>332208629
twatter meem where artists draw their waifus in that cat thing
>>332208629
Just a seasonal fad like the keyhole sweater.
>>332208629
It's that new shitty trend, similar to that open-chest sweater and Hestia ribbon shit.
>>332209531
What the fuck are you doing to my dick
>>332209531
Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So the way he sees it, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.
![NUyttbn[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0Q6tBUE.gif "NUyttbn[1].gif")
>>332209683
>>332209531
>>332209683
>>332185789
fuck you.
>>332203854
Cerezita is for hugs and protecting from angels! You sick fuck
>>332197184
Upvoted
Hey Faggots,
My name is Jeanne, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day failing to git gud. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever Gotten Pure Platinum? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than getting a Stone Award.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm Kamiya's dream woman and I only use Witch Time on frame-perfect dodges. What do you do, other than “jack off to naked Rodin”? My students also get straight As, and I have a banging hot friend (we just Tag Climaxed; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my huckleberry friend
>>332197818
Oh, what a day
>>332199160
I take it you've played god hand as well?
>>332213227
>>332185357
If you need to learn how to talk to a lady
Ask your mum
I want to hug the bayonetta!
>>332213227
I forgot she's a high school teacher.
>>332194703
You disgust me
>>332198128
She looks like she has to take a big nasty shit
>>332194703
>>332185789
disgusting
die piece of shit thanks
So what hairstyle for thetheoreticalBayonetta 3?
And which colour (1=red, 2=blue)?
>>332217519
Green and bottom center.
>>332201512
aww yeeee
>>332188045
>no mole version
nigga what the fuck is wrong with you
>>332217519
Purple or maybegreen
>>332217519
Gonna have to say bottom center, I always liked her better in red too.
>tfw no rosa porn
>at all
>>332217750
delete this
>>332217750
She looks (almost) exactly like her daughter to the point her own daughter mistook her future self for Rosa.
>>332217519
Most importantly, which moon-related song will be remixed?
>>332217519
this hair
>>332217969
Since it's been Sinatra up to now, I'm betting on Blue moon
>>332214831
>tfw my mum died a few months ago
>>332200253
Bayonetta makes my dick act weird
>>332218136
what a shame.
>>332201128
Bayo is cute! CUTE!
I want a slice of life anime about bayo and jeanne
>>332217519
>Jeanne would probably lose her absolutely gorgeous long hair look in a 3rd game
Her 2 appearance was literal perfection, it can only be a downgrade
>>332218478
I liked short hair Jeanne more.
Am I the only one who thought 2 wasn't as great as 1? I liked it (especially dem Lumen Sage fights), but I just feel like the first game was a more memorable experience.
>>332217519
Don't know about the hair but the colour has to be yellow
>third primary colour
>is the colour of the angels
>>332205254
>that cute face
I have the weirdestladybonerright now
>>332220016
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>>332219170
2 didnt have Bayo being the sassy bitch that everyone came to know and love. I mean, she was distracted by the Jeanne stuff so its understandable, but she wasnt as fun as a person. Also, as much as I hated the instant death QTEs, they were good little action sequences in between Verses and they were kind of memorable even if it was for bad reasons. I'm not saying punish them with an instant death, but if you fucked up then lose some health or something.
Also, playing 1 again after a while I've noticed the much heavier focus on Dodge Offset versus building your magic gauge and pressing L. The gameplay for 1,though rough, is better than 2 because it has higher reward for higher skill.
>>332206676
>>332220016
VIENNA
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>>332188271
I think they're just close friends. Jeanne is a virgin and Bayo isn't, so they're not fucking anyway.
>>332203307
>it's just her proportions
>uses her proportions to try and make a point
>>332203307
If she's a colossus, then Luka is a damn Titan since he's pretty much a head taller than her while she's in big ass heels.
>>332217519
Maybe a ponytail this time.
>>332200271
I'd wanna fuck her too bad for B to be viable
D would be very painful
either A or C would be fine
>>332221219
nah bayo is a confirmed virgin m8
>>332213227
>banging hot girlfriend
FTFY
>>332220016
vaginia
