Why does everyone meme that Bloody Baron did nothing wrong? He did many things in his life wrong. That's why he was such a relateable character. It's what made every character involved sympathetic. No one was more at fault than the other except for Tamara who was innocent in this.I'm sorry I couldn't save you, bro. I tried. I tried so hard to save your wife so that your family could be whole again. But I trusted the fickle spirit of nature, yet if I hadn't children would have met a horrible fate. I tried to choose the lesser evil. I'm sorry for that.
Because he's one of those men who feel as if they need to prove themselves after being emasculated and he did so by punching his wife in the cunt
>>332126859
Yeah, but she was a cunt. And the Baron was a dick.
They deserve each other.
>>332127238
He could have just kicked her out, made her live the peasant life and found another wife.
He's got enough money and status to fuck any bitch in velen
>>332127325
If he wanted to do that he clearly could've. But he clearly didn't want to. He loved her despite everything even if it wasn't logical.
he is what you call co dependent. that makes him a fag.
>>332126674
Evil asshats need love to :|
Cuck/10
t b h
I just really liked the wind in that game. It's only game I've ever played where I felt the wind was actually windy and not just forced.
>>332126674
Please for the love of god tell me tht lesser evil phrase was a reference, I so your a fucking legend
>>332129661
are you fucking kidding me? it's fucking windy 24/7 in this game
>>332129746
stop being a cuck
fucking cuck
>>332129756
In most games you never fucking notice the wind. This is the only game where it's actually noticeable.
stop saying cuck it's lost all meaning
the baron doesn't get cucked
in fact he beats his wife and rapes her
>>332126674
>Why does everyone meme that Bloody Baron did nothing wrong? He did many things in his life wrong.
That's the point. It's a nuanced situation where everyone is at fault. The Baron wasn't a villain because the story had no heroes or villains, just people. Rather than a simple case of good vs evil, it's the common cruelty of humans and life.
And it's pretty fucking rare to see that in RPGs.
>>332129938
He's married to a wife that cheated on him. That is the definition of a cuckold.
4chan has no clue what the word means and just uses it for memes, but you can be better, anon.
>>332129938
>the baron doesn't get cucked
Did you even play the game
>>332130127
>>332129938
getting cheated on isn't cuckolding
>>332126674
why does anybody think this is good or interesting writing? it's robert fucking baratheon, except not as well done
>>332129938
He was cuckolded for 3 years though, he didn't know about it until later.
And he never raped her. He did fuck her once, but the modern feminist definition of rape of her not wanting it afterwards doesn't hold up here.
However he DID murder a man in cold blood and almost set his entire castle on fire because he's so dependent on hooch.
>>332130236
for a video game it's revolutionary. prior to this the deepest choices were red, green, blue
>>332130236
>reading young aryan woman shitting diarrhea meme books
>>332129938
The baron actually uses the word himself, so it's valid here.
>>332129661
>>332129756
WIND'S HOWLING
MORE LIKE TOP KEK IN REDANIA
>>332130205
He fucking says he got cucked dude.
>>332130519
Guess they needed to get the most out of Geralt's fucking fabulous hair. Is any other game even going to use Witcher Hair™ in the future?
>>332130778
didn't tomb raider have fancy hair?
Because when you marry a warlord you dont go cucking him in front of his men.
Bitch got what she deserved
>>332129661
>>332129756
I loved the wind. It makes everything look so good. Screenshots dont do justice to how great shit looks in motion
>>332131110
t.woman hating virgin
>>332131375
A polar opposite of that. I love women but they need to know their place, with certain privileges there are some duties aswell
>>332130435
quality writing bro
such description in her soggy shite
>>332126674
>lesser evil
>releasing an ancient evil that kills everyone else
>>332131362
Best wind in video games by far.
Other game's wind either has cartoony wind lines or is monsoon tier.
The Witcher conveys wind emotions from light breeze to strong gusts and everything in between.
>>332132249
I liked the wind lines in Wind Waker, but that makes sense since it fit the cartoony art style. And you'd have stuff like sea birds flying alongside your boat when you're sailing with the wind.
>>332130205
>getting cheated on isn't cuckolding
cuck·old
ˈkəkəld,-ōld/Submit
nounarchaic
1.
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
It literally is.
Has Geralt ever been cucked?
>>332134325
He isn't married nor does he have a steady gal.
>>332134454
I thought that was jenn
>>332134705
You mean Yennefer?
Nah, they're not really in a relationship; he loves her.
>>332134705
>>332134782
You mean Triss?
>>332134325
Yes. Yen cucked he massively. I remember one of the stories in the books she was doing it with a wizard while Geralt was staying in the town with her. He got pissy and confronted the wizard and she just ran away from the drama.
>>332134705
If you count one time when yen was fucking him and her older lover at the same time without either of them knowing about the other one than he was cucked.
But that's flaky as cucking requires an official relationship and the woman of that relationship to commit adultery with an unofficial mate. When both males are of equal relationship status and unaware of each other, who is doing the cucking?
>>332134896
>>332134965
They're not married, that's cheating, not cuckoldry. And their relationship had already ended, Geralt just didn't know it yet.
>>332134705
You mean Ciri?
OLGIERD DID NOTHING WRONG.
>>332130083
He then murders the man she slept with. How is that being a cuck?
>>332135068
I agree with the first part but
>And their relationship had already ended, Geralt just didn't know it yet
is bullshit. Yen tried to have the cake and eat it and couldn't decide which guy she liked more. Had they not discovered the truth and tried to kill each other over her she wouldn't have ended both relatioships and run away.
>>332135309
/r/ing gif/webm of Olgied getting his head lobbed off and clapping.
>>332135309
Captain Flint is a fag.
>I tried to choose the lesser evil. I'm sorry for that.
Didn't Geralt teach you anything?
Letting the children die is the lesser evil.
The spirit was mad, created the crones, lured people out to die in the swamp. Sure, the book could be propaganda by crone worshippers, but what the book says about her adds up with what you see.
- Lots of dead people lured into the swamp that are dead
- Keira had nightmares for weeks of something calling her into the swamps, so clearly it doesnt target only people that have anything to do with the crones
- It claims to be a druid, yet you find the remains of it as a part of the ritual and Geralt says straight out that isnt human bones. Only humans can be druids in the setting.
Yes, you sacrifice 5 innocent kids, but you dont release another crone-like being on the world. And while the baron leaves to take care of his wife, there is the hope that it will work, that he will return and take control again. And taking revenge for the kids later on is so much more satisfying.
Do it butcher, take the lesser evil.
The only person Geralt loves is Ciri and that's in a purely father-daughter way. That's why all GeraltxCiri porn should be reported to the FBI as a hate crime.
>>332136192
You mean Triss?
>>332136192
>he didn't read the books
>>332136323
wot
>>332135983
Also the children were orphan peasants in No Man's Land.
Letting them live is just going to condemn them to starvation.
>>332135983
also, killing the spirit is what you were hired to do in the first place, so going back on your deal with the crones would be pretty unprofessional of you
you're trying to find Ciri, not save a couple kids that will probably grow up to be shitty people anyway like most of the fucks you meet in this game
>>332136904
making a deal with fucking crones, fucking evil spirits in the countryside, strikes me against witcher policy to begin with
>>332137106a deal's a deal
>>332126674
>if I hadn't children would have met a horrible fate
They still did.
>>332134325
Yes to the point he wanted to commit suicide out of shame. All courtesy of Yen.
>>332130236
>it's robert fucking baratheon, except not as well done
Other than being overweight I don't see them as similar at all.
>>332137458
ew I think I see part of the fat one's tit
>>332137538
You mean Triss?
>>332130205
>>332129938
He LITERALLY calls himself a cuckold. Because he is.
Why is triss being such a mega bitch in novograd fuck bitch I'm helping you
>There's a monster
>Oh, dude. Fucking, perfect. I kill monsters. For money. It's my job to kill monsters for money and its common knowledge that I'm required payment when I do jobs for people.
>Will you kill our monster in exchange for some money?
>I would LOVE to kill your monster in exchange for some money
>How's 290 crowns?
>Uh, how about 300?
>ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY YOU DEGENERATE CAT EYED SCUMFUCK. IM NOT MADE OF DOSH SHITDICK. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
>...299 crowns
>Ahh, that's perfectly reasonable. Pleasure doing business. Good luck noble witcher!
>['Damn you're ugly' and splattering heard faintly in the distance]
>Alright, I killed the thing. Here's it's head or whatever. Just give me the money and I'll get out of your hair.
>AWWW MAN, ARE YOU REEEEEALLY GONNA TAKE MONEY FROM US? WE'RE POOR AS SHIT.
>Fuckin', we agreed. Alright? Don't even start. Just give me the fucking money
>WOW. You want payment after performing a service? People are right about you, you monster. Here's money I was going to use as my DAUGHTER'S. DOWRY. Hope you feel guilty.
Why.
>>332137912
>>How's 290 crowns?
>>Uh, how about 300?
>>ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY YOU DEGENERATE CAT EYED SCUMFUCK. IM NOT MADE OF DOSH SHITDICK. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
>>...299 crowns
>>Ahh, that's perfectly reasonable.
>>332136561
>he doesn't know
>>332135401
She was planning to go with Istredd fully because he promised her a way to bear a child. The escalated situation led to her dumping both and leaving because she couldn't deal with relationships. Geralt was out either way.
>>332136643
>Letting them live is just going to condemn them to starvation.
It was really hard to see no orphan kid could really get a good life in the game.
>That pack of dogs you kill trying to get at the orphans inside.
You can kill the dogs and give them a turkey leg but nothing else. Cant send them to a Witcher school to be trained. Can't find homes for them. Can't send them to Rad the Mad or to the Emperor to get taken in. Just get on your horse and ride away leaving a pack of kids alone to fend for themselves.
>>332137826
No Yen. Also Geralt went suicidal more than once because of her fucking some other guy.
>>332137912
God I hate peasants in the Witcher games. Stop trying to make me feel bad I want fucking money.
>>332138173
You seriously think Geralt is going to stop and help every little orphan he sees? Do you stop and set up a life for every homeless person you see on the street?
>Can't send them to Rad the Mad or to the Emperor to get taken in
You're naive as fuck.
>>332137912
>he didn't play as a shining bastion of justice
Let the peasants keep their money when they ask to do so, the game throws more than enough dosh at you anyway.
I don't think I was ever strapped for cash in this game.
>>332137882
I didn't like that either. Then it made me realize how much I dislike girl's mind games and relationship games in general.
Bitch, if you have a problem with me, speak it plainly so we can address it. Don't pussyfoot around.
>>332138369
but sir what are we going to eat? These orens are for buying medicine for our sick cow which produces the only food in our village.
>>332138409
One time there was a really drunk girl passed out outside my house.
I brought her in and made her eat a bowl of eggs.
Just because you're a monster doesn't mean we all are man.
>>332138572
DONT HIRE WITCHERS THEN. FEED THE WEAK CHILDREN TO THE STRONG ONES.
>>332138409
>You're naive as fuck.
That would be a shit life no doubt, but it would be better than 5 7-year-olds fending for themselves in a war torn swamp. Between monsters at night and war during the day? Rad the Mad does seem like the better option.
>>332138727
>not helping out of the goodness of your own heart
>>332138804
Why would anyone do that?
>>332138758
A king or an emperor fighting a massive war are not going to give a fuck about some bumfuck orphans, radovid would most likely kill them for having been in contact with the crones anway
>>332137912
>>...299 crowns
>>Ahh, that's perfectly reasonable. Pleasure doing business. Good luck noble witcher!
Why do you think cars cost $19,990 instead of a flat $20k or shit in shops cost $X.99?
>>332138579
>friend did this same thing, except just let her vomit in his bathroom and sleep in his bed
>she later claimed he raped her
>he lost his job because of it and his girlfriend dumped him
I don't trust people anymore, and I don't ever extend a helping hand. One time a kid's bike broke outside my house and he starting knocking, I let that fucker go ask someone else. It's not something I'm proud of but too many things can go wrong, and I lack the charisma or connections to protect myself.
ITT: Betas and gays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA
>>332138804
Witchers can't eat good thoughts. Poor or not they could offer Geralt some bread if they are broke. Just sayin.
>>332130083
A cuckold is somebody who enjoys the thought of their significant other being with somebody else.
He literally goes into a murderous rage because of it.
He was cheated on. Being cheated on does not make you a cuckold. Being complacent of, or accepting of it does.
>>332138905
Because even though you might be worthless sack of shit who'll never amount to anything in the real world, video games provide escapism.
>>332139025
>A cuckold is somebody who enjoys the thought of their significant other being with somebody else.
No it isn't you colossal retard. It's literally just someone with an adulterous wife.
If your wife cheats on you, you're a cuckold. Idiot.
>>332138905but kaiba helps yugi in the end
>>332139025
Of course you would say that, cuck.
>>332138986
One time I was driving overnight from Toronto to Montreal and there was someone trying to hitch a ride on the freeway.
I just kept on driving because I wasn't interested in getting gutted and turned into a weird skin sex jacket.
Fuck trusting strangers.
>>332139002
Nigga Geralt is fucking loaded in TW3 24/7
Money is so fucking useless I have two different kinds of it
>>332135309
I hated how obvious the "moral choice" at the end of this was.
I was hoping youd have to pick between two ambiguous evils. But nah, literal devil vs some dude that made a bad deal.
>>332139095
That's not a very nice thing to say.
>>332139313
It's okay, I'm projecting.
>>332139190
>>332139170
well, I guess I was wrong about that one.
If you enjoy it then you're just a cuckold fetishist?
>>332138986
>Couple months ago
>Walking home from church
>See a little girl about 6 years old who has fallen off her bike
>She's crying with a grazed leg and hands and the chain came loose on her bike
>Start sweating bullets
>End up helping her
>Put the chain back on her back and walk her and her bike home
>She wants to hold my hand to cross the road
>Start panicking a little bit
>Do it anyway
>Get her to her home
>Her dad was in the garage when I got home
>Preparing to leg it
>He thanks me and offers me some brownies his wife made the day before
It isn't always so bad.I really thought someone would stop me thinking I was abducting her or something
>You can only give the baron shit OR tell him you don't care
Bravo, CDPR. Guess you guys still feel you must write us out opinions.
>>332134325
Despite what the people replying are saying, geralt was not the one cucked, he was the one doing the cucking.
Yen was engaged to istradd, and geralt started fucking her.
>>332139256
>vs some dude that made a bad deal.
And terrorized his wife, murdered her father, held her captive with his golem made of corpses and their demon pets.
Though you are right, making a literal deal with the devil does not seem like the way to go.
>>332138986
>Trusting women
>EVER
>>332138986
>implying your friend didn't rape her
M8...
>>332134325
In the Witcher 1 you can sex a townswoman who then compares you to her husband afterwards.
>>332139580
>why didn't the devs add in dialog that would in no way fit geralt?
>>332139769
He did all that because he was under a curse. His heart turned to stone, in more ways than one.
>>332139769
>Goldem made of corpses
wait I uh, did I miss something? its been a while
>>332139798>Implying it wasn't me all along
>>332139769
Pissing hum off by temporarily banishing him from the world isn't very smart either.
>>332139570
Little did you know there was trace amounts of cum in the brownies.
>>332139852
Holy shit you huge apologist many times in the games you're allowed to do things that are at odds with Books Geralt. That's the whole reason he's amnesiac in the first game.
>>332138986
>It's not something I'm proud of but too many things can go wrong
You can always make a call to help out anon, but you made the right choice. You don't let strangers with sob stories into your home, too many home invasion stories start with something like that. Sucks for the people really in need but you don't want to roll the dice in a home invasion game.
>>332140086
>in the first game.
Yes, and in the third you're back to being Yens cuck boy. Hence the dialog wouldn't fit.
>>332139570
Kind of depressing the justice system is so fucked a man is terrified to help a kid.
>>332139570
>that girl was riding her bike to run away from home
>because her dad abuses her
>she thought a stranger would help
>instead you brought her back to her abuser
>all for some brownies
>>332139381
Yes. Cuckoldry has nothing to do with your mentality. Literally anyone can be cuckolded if their supposedly monogamous significant other cheats on them
>>332140160
The game allows you to end up with Triss. Your point is moot, you gigantic faggot.
>Thought they changed Geralt's model when Vlodimir possessed him because he seemed a lot more handsome
>It was just because he was smiling and being more emotive in his facial expressions.
Interesting.
>>332139570
>he actually ate the brownies
Bad move.
>>332139896
Wasn't that caretaker boss a corpse golem? That caretaker was made to 'protect' his wife, but it scared the ever lasting fuck out of her and I think it forced her to stay in the house.
>>332140298
I wasn't aware it was a golem, it certainly was an unholy fucking abomination though and I cant imagine what living in a cold empty house with that creature would be like.
Some Guantanamo del Tortilla shit right there
>>332139971
They did taste a bitnutty
>>332130236
He's a sympathetic Bluebeard, you uncultured faggot.
Do Yen and Triss look as awful as the crones when they're not all dolled up with magic?
Why wouldn't the crones stay hot all the time like Yen does? Intimidation?
>>332140828
It's like magic plastic surgery they both had, not an illusion they have to cast each day. So that is how they look all the time, not some crone shapeshift shit.Yen was ugly and deformed growing up, but human, not as bad as the crones. Triss was burned head to toe to the point where she was listed as dead on a war memorial
>>332140828
Yen might, she's a hunchback, Triss doesn't. She's naturally young and beautiful.
>>332141146
Triss can't erase her burns with Magic, or change her looks much with it. In fact, she SHOULD still have the scars on her chest and neck, but the devs either forgot or ignored that detail in favor of tiddies.
>>332137458
>>332140828
Would you /v/?
>>332140828
I think Triss isn't dolled up with magic since she's allergic to it. I'm pretty sure she's only like early to mid 30s since she's the youngest sorceress in the Lodge.
I don't know about Yen.
>>332141150
Triss has burns all over.
>>332141327
GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE HISAO
>>332141327
No she doesn't, she literally says she can't remove the burns so she can't wear open cleavage anymore.
>>332141270
Depends if I knew the consequences.
... you know I'm naive enough to do it anyway and probably get eaten or cursed or some gay shit.
>>332141460
>no she doesn't
>yes she does
are you having a stroke?
>>332141548
She doesn't "ALL OVER" moron. If she can't wear open cleavage it implies she doesn't have burns outside of that cleavage.
>>332141270
It would be pretty hot to fuck in a pool of blood and be the ultimate edgelord.
That's pretty much begging for diseases though
>>332141746
No, you're just implying that.
>>332139248
I blew all of mine away buying mandrake and cherry cordial, along with crafting master level cat, wolf, and bear. Too poor to go for griffon.
>Phillip intensely loves Anna and they have a child together.
>Anna repeatedly fucks another guy while he is away fighting for the protection of them and their country.
>He comes home to find his wife with the other man.
>Anna, the only one he has thought about in his entire time while away, tells him their marriage is over.
>He does what he has spent the last several years doing and solves the problem by putting a sword through it.
>Anna goes off the rails.
>Despite him making amends as best he can and showering her with love and gifts, she repeatedly berates and taunts him; forces him to alcoholism.
>Anna's constant torment and the drinking problem (caused by Anna) make Phillip irrational and violent.
>Tamara sees Phillip being abusive (instigated by Anna) which compounded with Phillip being away at war for the majority of her childhood gives Tamara the impression he is a bad father.
>Anna accepts a deal with the Crones to magic away her unborn child.
>They corrupt her wish by magically exhausting/crippling her until she miscarries.
>Phillip thinks he's caused his wife to miscarry causing him extreme undue stress at the loss of his child.
>Anna and Tamara run away to which Phillip responds by immediately putting up Wanted posters (plus sizeable reward).
>Phillip gets extremely bristling at the idea of killing the botchling.
>Despite being faced with a ghost-babby with sizeable chompers, he willingly accepts her onto his bosom.
>Risks his life and the lives of his best friends by going into the swamp to rescue his wife.
>Attempts to reconcile with his daughter which she rebuffs.
>Gives up a position of semi-royalty and the title of Baron to journey to the Blue Mountains to seek a healer for his deranged wife.
>Does all of this while being passively aggressively abused by a white-haired detective.
Phillip did NOTHING WRONG.
ANNA A SLUT.
Tamara had poison dripped into her ear by Anna.
>>332141909
lol speedreaders.
>Ciri flashback at the hot tub gives you the option to strip, out on a towel or go as is
>AWW YIS
>STRIP BAYBEEEEE
>She only goes down to her panties and there's not a tiddy to be seen.
>>332142040
At least I got them to reconcile and have rapehorse continue to harass the Crones.
>>332142574
How the fuck did you do that? Tell me in a vague way, no spoilers please.
>>332142040
The worst is to read SJWs "reviews" about it, going
>I immediately told him to fuck off and kill himself, ugh, how problematic
>>332142546
DO NOT LEWD THE CIRI
>>332142040
>actually trying to justify wife abuse
Jesus.
>>332142867
Release the spirit before meeting the crones.
>>332143094
He was an alcoholic abusive little fucker.
BUT he did want to repent.
And don't say that Anna was completely guilt-less
>>332143305
Cheating on your asshole husband (that was NEVER FUCK AROUND) doesn't warrant being hit. That's fucking ridiculous.
>>332143524
Yeah, and sending him letters while fucking another man saying "Oh I love you so much my husband! I can't wait until you get back home!", while literally sucking semen off her arms.
>asshole husband
He became an asshole AFTER he came back from war and into his cheating wife.
>>332143524
He only started abusing her when she intentionally goaded him into it.
You ask to be hit, you get hit.
>>332130236
>abortion
>womens rights
>the value of family
>respect for strangers
>in a video game
No, he is not Robert. He looks like the GoT character but he is not a "robert" in character in action.
>>332143524
He also killed the man in cold blood. Even if he cuckolded you, it doesn't warrant his death.
However Anna was a bitch and she did curse a child into being a botchling because she didn't want to bear a child from the Baron.
>>332143524
Talk shit, get hit.
>>332143524
>that was NEVER FUCKING AROUND
It's not like he had a choice
He was a soldier, he had to fight in a war
don't marry a soldier if you can't deal with him not there all the time
Does he kill himself no matter what?
>>332143094
Rapehorse not only harass the crones but also the rest of velen. Considering you end most of the crone problem later on, you essentially end up releasing a deranged murderous spirit that lures people in their dreams for no reason (other than saving 5 kids, which you dont ask the spirit to save if you release it before the crone mission).
Choosing horse is worst ending because the horse is free, the baron ending is just salting the wound.
>>332144050
lmaoing at your life
You messed up friend
>>332144050
Only if you release rapehorse when the Crones ask you to kill it.
>>332143717
>>332143841
>>332143926
So if I told you to push me off a bridge, and you did, your ass shouldn't be tossed in prison with Jamal the anus tunneler? Okay. A crime is a crime, retards.
>>332143998
>don't marry a soldier if you can't deal with him not there all the time
She was young, and she made a rash decision. Abusing her for it is fucking awful, it's not her fault.
>>332138986
I always answer my door with a knife in one hand.
A hungover teenager once knocked on my apartment door on a saturday morning after crashing at my neighbor's next door.
He wanted to borrow a cell to call for a ride.
I wasn't about to hand a stranger my phone out in the open to sprint off with.
I told him sure, but it's dead right now.
Just come on inside and you can use it on the charger.
He said it's ok and he would just ask someone else.
I told him it's no bother, just come on inside and use my phone.
He said it's really fine and thank you for the offer, but he would rather just ask around the complex.
I told him don't be a stranger, and when those people won't help him he can always come back and just come on inside.
He said bye and I stood in the doorway watching him as he tried to knock on a few other doors. He kept looking back at me and getting more nervous as no one would answer.
Eventually he gave up and starting walking quickly away to the main road.
I called after him to come back and come on inside and that I'm the only one who can save him.
He started jogging and didn't look back.
My neighbors have never bothered me since.
>>332144139
I know
>>332144161
Honestly Fuck the crones
They're fucking evil
I just didn't know how much MORE evil the tree Druid was
Fucking hell man
>>332144295
More like
>So if every single day, every single waking moment, I reminded that you were a piece of shit, a scum, that I hate you and you should hit me in the face you fucking faggot
>>332144295
>come on bro push me, push me you little faggot you know you want to pussy bet you can't push me bitch
>woooow he actually pushed me fucking bullshit no one deserves that
>>332144354
Is this pasta?
Or are you actually fucking insane?
>>332144585
Stop bullying DSP
>>332144524
>>332144585
When you're the most powerful man in the land and instead of doing one of the million things you could do in that situation you instead choose to fall for her goading like a retard, then yes, you're guilty. He could've dropped her, he could've walked away, he could've ignored her, and he could've focused on his daughter instead of his wife so that she wouldn't grow up to hate him. Instead he caved, and everyone suffered because of his weakness. It's his fucking fault.
>>332144698
I just hated my neighbors a lot and knew that shiteater was going to steal my phone.
>>332144698
The only questionable part is answering your door with a weapon in hand, even if it's concealed. Really dumb move that will eventually land your ass in big trouble.
Everything else is funny though.
>>332144809
>modern age morality applies to 14th century fantasy
k
>>332144809
Stop moving the goalposts. She deserved to get hit for her behavior, and that's a fact. Everything else is irrelevant.
>>332144829
>letting a suspected thief into your home
>>332144809
No one is saying the fucker did nothing wrong.
Just that there are no innocents in this whole story, maybe only his daughter.
>>332144916
What a pathetic cop-out. It doesn't become justifiable just because it happened a long time ago, there's a reason it's not acceptable anymore and it's because of fucking asshole men like the Baron.
>>332144929
She didn't deserve anything, she was just saying words that don't hurt anyone and he hit her for it. There's never a good reason to abuse your wife.
>>332145009
All I'm saying is that if he had been a better husband, and a better man, then she wouldn't have had to find love and comfort elsewhere and they could've lived happily.
>>332144841
Jokes on you, the blade of the knife actually functions as a sheath which houses a syringe full of penicillin.
I just want to help people
The only thing I'm concealing is love from a harsh world I can't trust.
I also keep lollipops and pez dispensers hidden in my asshole in case a kid drops by.
>People debating on which choice is better, the kids or the Baron's wife
>Not choosing the third optionIf you free the tree spirit before the Crones ask you to kill it, both the kids and the Barons wife survive
>>332145209
Freeing the spirit is never a wise choice.
>>332145136
Again, stop trying to justify her adultery.
THE FUCKER, A MAN, DIDN'T FUCK OTHER WOMEN WHILE HE WAS IN THE WAR.
Something that's SO FUCKING COMMON IT WAS EXPECTED.
He became a "shitty husband" AFTER he came back.
She couldn't keep it in her pants for some time, kept lying to him instead of just writing a letter "Hey sorry but it's not working, bye" and fucked everyone.
>>332145136
>words don't hurt anyone
Alright then.
>>332145258
Go away Brewess
>>332144829
>knew
You didn't KNOW.
You had a paranoid delusion.
You can't KNOW that he was going to steal your phone, unless you claim you're psychic, which is another psychotic delusion.
>>332144841
A lot more is questionable.
How could he not understand the kids point of view? Empathy is a basic cognitive function. If you don't have it, you're either autistic, or psychotic. The knife, and other points, lean toward psychotic.
How can he not grasp the idea of how cautious you would have to be, as the young teenager, going up to random houses? You don't fucking go inside when invited like fucking bait. Especially when invited by some creepy fucking neckbeard that's obviously hiding something (nervousness shows very easily, basic intuition reveals it easily, it's impossible to answer the door holding a knife and not be fucking nervous).
Who the fuck stands at their door watching a persons every single move after they ask to use a phone and leave? Better yet, who the fuck steps out of their door and yells after the kid, revealing that he's been watching him the whole fucking time?
What a fucking creep.
He's not normal, he's not funny, he's fucked up.
>>332145005
I was a foot taller than him and easily 60 pounds heavier, as well as already armed.
My apartment had two doors which I kept deadbolted at all times. The charger was in a corner of the kitchen which was essentially a narrow hallway with one way out.
If he was casing the place, he would have come back either on a weekday in the morning and encountered my brother and his hyper protective dog, or the evening to me and my series of homemade alarms, tripwired strobe lights, and a handgun.
>>332145136
>current year!
K
>>332145136
Ahh, the rare female /v/ poster.
Don't worry, you'll get used to it eventually
>>332145136
Why don't you got back to fucking chads at the club and wondering why you can't find a good man?
Fuck off, cunt.
>>332145492
I absolutely did know he was going to steal my phone.
When you open a request with
"Hey can I borrow your phone"
Then fill in the details with a lot of stuttering and pauses, you're making shit up as you go.
Not to mention the first thing I said when he told me where he came from was
"Ok, go use one of theirs"
And he started some slurring drawl into an excuse and started trying to escape because he realized I was on to his bullshit.
Context clues exist for a reason.
>>332145136
>There's never a good reason to abuse your wife.
>wife
Hope you meant spouse.
Or are you one of those that say
>Women can never hurt men!
>>332146070
>men cannot be raped!!!
Kek
Sick of this fucking shit
Daily reminder that if you would hit a man over something and a woman does the same exact thing you're a sexist for not hitting her as well.
>>332146232
We're including children and old people in that too, right?
>>332146393
Child and old person are not sexes.
>>332146486
Only to lesser men.
>>332146486
So? Aren't all people supposed to be treated equally?
If you're willing to sock some 20 year old in the gut, you should be willing to do the same if you half or triple the age.
>>332146393
Okay anon.
If I ever catch my grandpa fucking my best friend Mike I'll make sure to push him down the stairs just for you.
>>332146770
ARe you in love with Mike?
>>332146873
He makes pretty good Shepard's pie, he plays vidya with me and he's pretty handsome.
Kinda hard not to love Mike, dawg.
>>332147326
Well if you love Mike then yeah, push your grandpa.
Rate the Witcher armours from best looking to worst looking.
>>332146750
The argument is more than just equity/equality, it's also no oppression.
The use of strength to overpower and abuse someone with less strength than you is oppression.
That's another thing that forward thinking people typically advocate against.
This means not beating a child, or an old person, who cannot fight you.
A woman of roughly equal age, however, can.
But even then, most advocate against violence in general.
>>332146750
That's retarded anon. I'm all for equal abuse of the sexes, but punching an uppity 80 year old woman because she rapped your ankle with her cane is stupid. There's a difference between hitting a woman of average stature around your age who instigated, and hitting someone who could potentially fucking die for it.
>>332147437
Don't have to tell me twice.
He smells of turnips and piss and he can never figure out how to work the TV.
>>332144295
>She was young, and she made a rash decision. Abusing her for it is fucking awful, it's not her fault.
Did you even play the game? That isn't what happened at all.
The first time he ever hit her was to get her to stop trying and stab him. After he killed her lover when he caught up to her when she left him a dear john letter and took his daughter. He even admits killing the lover was too far. CDPR paints a pretty bleak picture of both the Baron and Anna. On their own they both have redeeming characteristics, together these are two characters that destroy each other.
The only innocents in that marriage at all were the 2 children, both parents did their fair share of ugly and unspeakable acts.
>>332129938
He said himself that he got cucked, my man.
>>332147894
>rapped your ankle with her cane
That doesn't warrant a reaction regardless of who does it.
Now if the old woman had spit on me, then yeah, she'd be on the floor.
>>332130519
THE WIND IS PUSHING ME
wait wrong game
>there are actually people here who accepted money from the guy in White Orchard who was going to give Geralt the money he saved for his daughter in case she gets married
Hold on, what's all this talk of Rapehorse? Depending on what it is I might have to buy Witcher 3.
Good god, I think I heard the term 'cuckold' around three separate times throughout the Witcher.
Fucking hell, I get it. It's the hip new word everyone started using again recently. Just fucking lay it on a little thinner, Christ.
>>332148158
>Geralt leaves
>Holy shit can you believe he fucking fell for that? It was only 30 crowns. That's like one bottle of booze. What an idiot
>>332145136
>All I'm saying is that if he had been a better husband, and a better man, then she wouldn't have had to find love and comfort elsewhere and they could've lived happily.
When the king calls you to war you don't have a choice to say 'no, I'm out' the king calls you to war you go or you get hung. Yes he could have been a better man but the way CDPR tells the story its pretty clear he started to drink because of all the shit that happened in the war, or in modern terms he probably had some PTSD or at the very least saw his fair share of really difficult and ugly shit that was hard to deal with, hence him turning to booze.
And the 'he could have been better' applies to his wife as well, they both could have been a lot better. He his his wife while drunk, she got herself a magic abortion and let her daughter believe that her father beat the baby out of her. Both of the parents were bad, Anna was not blameless in the least.
The 2 children were the only real victims in that relationship.
>>332148273
Rapehorse kills a bunch of cultists, makes the baron kill himself, and saves some orphans
What he should've done is divorced her.
It's a little too far to actually kill someone over fucking your wife. Just divorce her and be done with it.
>>332148542
>He his his wife while drunk
He hit* his wife
>>332135349
Being a cuckold has nothing to do with how you react to the situation.
>>332148596
Where's the rape my friend? I was promised rape.
>>332148863
It's a Berzerk reference
>>332148924
A shitty one that /v/ beat into the ground a long time ago.
>wow berserk invented talking horse!
>>332129938
SHE KEKOLDED ME FOR YEARS
>>332148126
Wrong game? More like best game.
Imagine if we could get a game dripping with Atmosphere, characters, good quests and story like TW3 combined with DD-tier gameplay.
Game of all time? Game of all time.
>>332130947
Not the same effect. TR uses AMD's TressFX, Witcher uses Nvidia's HairWorks
TressFx looks and works better.
>>332143901
>Even if he cuckolded you, it doesn't warrant his death.
Don't apply 21st centry solutions to Middle Age problems.
I wish they made it so you could buy scissors and a razor so that you could change your hair/beard while meditating.
>>332148924
I know Rapehorse. I just thought that in Witcher if you called a monster Rapehorse it would actually rape instead of just do angry spirit things.