>spend over 3 million elixir just to get golem
>find out he's totally shit
>spend 2 million for pekka
>he's shit too
>can't research anything because i'm at 0 elixir
What the fuck do I do now???
hit up magic johnson and share needles
>>332112902
You are at the point where it takes 8 months to get the next Town Hall.
Just fucking stop and download a GBA emulator.
>>332112902
>ACTUALLY PLAYING CLASH OF CLANS
Refer to global rule #2.
>>332113208
holy fuck this
every couple months i try to give mobile gaming a shot, and its all in-game shops and shit/lazy game design everywhere.
i just go back to playing RPGs on emulators
Isn't that the appeal of shitty mobile games? Constant grind with no real reward?
>>332112902
why is he spitting out cum?
>>332112902
You stop playing the game.
Serves you right for playing shit games.
The only good games for smartphones are emulators.
Proove me wrong, you can't.
>he
>>332113763
This
Fuck these games
>Upgrades cost millions
>Can't afford anything
>Save up, can't 3 star bases cause can't upgrade troops.
>Almost have enough
>Get attacked by asshole levels above you
>Back to square 1
Fuck this shit.
>>332114112
awoo
>>332114112
I like the Go games. The Room 1 and 2 were pretty cool too
>>332114112
nah there's a few
they're nothing more than time wasters but they can be decent
I got balloon td 5 (pirated it obvs) and it's pretty decent for when I'm taking a shit or waiting in line somewhere or whatever
>Playing mobile games, ever
>Especially Clash of Jews
You deserve this.
You guys talking about Metal Gear?
>>332112902
Stop playing mobile games. Your best best is to download an emulator and play games that aren't complete trash.
Buy stuff with real money.
>>332114414
this isn't /a/ mate spoon feeding people good games is a lot different than spoon feeding them shows
>>332113653
He's running after and catching the fleeing cum so he can chew on it. Just like the people who play that shit game love to do.
according to the Clash of Clans wiki the total cost of upgrading everything is 1,688,882 gems which works out to be $12,068.77. Now that is assuming you have 2,860d 5h 7m to spare because the cost estimate is for build only and does not take into account speeding any of the build times up.
>>332112902
How the fuck do normies like this shit?
Its the most blatant cashgrab ever, but people are still like "DUDE JOIN MY CLAN IN CLASH OF CLANS"
>>332114414
>someone was so mad at hamster girl that they made this
The only mobile game that isn't objectively shit is Pixel Dungeon.
>>332114112
Kairosoft games and Puzzle and Dragon
Play clash royale, it's not complete garbage.
>f2p mobile game threads on /v/
The day has come where I no longer belong here.
>>332114367
gief examples pls
>serious mobile games discussion on /v/
I knew it was coming eventually, but...seeing the tablet generation creep in here, just makes me feel old, ya know?
>>332114112
Lara Croft GO is awesome
gta games are available, and a lot of square enix games
but it's 2016 and i still can't even play super mario bros without an emulator
>>332112902
>Start working at mobile gamedev
>Suddenly /v/ started talking about it
What the actual fuck?
>>332114765
it's the exact same garbage in a different package.
I play Crusaders quest in my free time, it's a pretty fun game.
Sometimes a little too weeb for me though
Puzzle and dragons has been my daily for about 2 years. Simple concept, easy to get into.always something to do, reliea on rng for good rolls, but you can get free stones and not pay a dime. Intricate team composition and building for the advanced players.
>>332114295
Nah, it's a shitty mobile game.
What the fuck is this mobile trash ass gay shit
fuck off my board
>>332115021
NSA knows everything.
>>332112902
>can't handle multi-million RTS
And I thought /v/ said they weren't casual
>Thread about a fucking mobile game
/v/ really has gone to shit.
>>332115353
>CoC
>RTS
You wut m8?
>>332114112
I have Motor Hero on my phone and its pretty fun to kill 10mins with
>>332115558
That's what it is.
>>332114112
Plague Inc is goodbut i prefer the pc version
You niggas got some good mobile games to recommend?
>>332116507
XCOM: Enemy Unknown
Shadowrun: Dragonfall
?????
![6KOdkVYyrV394MQUIGc6cjhPjiLsB2rxQwg0uz1aOwB8EVUf42D9-rekHDgFukpyng=h900[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XOu7UUs.png "6KOdkVYyrV394MQUIGc6cjhPjiLsB2rxQwg0uz1aOwB8EVUf42D9-rekHDgFukpyng=h900[1].png")
>>332116507
>>332114887
He's just doing this for replies. He posts the exact same image every time and rambles on and on about this game as if any one cares. Nobody ever does though.
>>332115558
Yeah it's a dumbed down RTS. Sure you can't micro beyond selecting where you drop troops.
I played it with my dorm for a bit and it was fun as a social game. We just made sure no one dared to spend money on it.
>>332116507
Final Fantasy Tactics
That's it because almost every other port is shit and you're better off emulating.
Turn Based Strategy games like the NES/SNES Fire Emblem games are amazing for phones. Playing action games is not a good idea since touch controls are horrible.
I managed to finish WarioLand 4 on my little old piece of shit cellphone with touchpad buttons, git gud.
>>332116990
/v/ can't play with anyone besides AI because they suck. Despite labeling this game as "casual" they can't beat people who plays it.
>>332117256
After an hour long reading tutorial text boxes, that guy started going on about arithmeticks, geology and astrology signs. Shit's too hardcore for me.
>>332112902
stop playing shit games you fag
>>332114112
snek
>>332114112
Infinity Blades was a better punch out than punch out itself.
>>332118030
Game is pretty brain dead until you get to TH9. And even then, dragons are (or at least were when I played) OP and easy as hell to use. Only when you have to start using gowiwipe and hogs does it get challenging, but the grind is so unbearable it makes everyone who doesn't want to pay quit.
>>332114136
This is why I only farm nowdays. Also fuck DE.
>>332113472
Many games are good. Bunch of puzxle games
>>332118880
Only a small percentage of games are good. You're better off emulating on mobile.
>>332114112
Hopiko,monument valley, shadowmatic,groove 2,and caves shmups
>>332113398
>You realize that nobody actually follows 4chan's rules since Moot left
>>332119259
get out
>tfw used to genuinely enjoy bad piggies before they made it pay2see
Fuck rovio
>>332114112
Aquaria
Another World
Carmageddon
Can Knockdown
CrazyTaxi
Organ Trail
Rymdkapsel
Stealth Bastard
STAR COMMAND I personally liked this a lot, haven't read anything about it prior playing
Where's my water?
Solar 2
PIXEL DUNGEON
Infectornator
GOD OF BLADES
Super Stickman Golf 2
>>332116507
Game Dev Story
Epic Astro Story
Mega Mall Story
Monument Valley
QuizUp
Neko Atsume
>>332113472
The problem is freemium games are way worse and way more expensive than traditional games you buy to play. I'd rather unlock everything for $30-60 and be done with it than have to spend money to either grind less, wait less, or have a chance to get something good.
>>332112902
>playing phone games
>>332114112
Even then outside of turn based shit they're fucking horrible. Try playing something that requires precise controls with no buttons, it's a nightmare
