You know the drill /v/
Post a poorly worded and vague description of a game, other people try to guess its title
A warm-up:
>you look into your coffee for useful hints while Twin Peaks happens outside your (rented) window
>>332053425
dead premonition
>nerd uses old computer to hack the world, is stopped by a ninja
>>332053425
You spend money you don't have on things you don't need and disregard your adult responsibilities.
>>332053425
That's less of a warm up and more like you just flopping your dick on the table and asking "Is this a dick?"
>>332053425
>You punch demons in the dick.
>>332053647
Dante's Inferno?
It's probably the only game I've ever played that allows you to play as a stoner
Dad leaves you because he got better from his knee injury. Mortages the house and leaves you to the jews. Time to out jew them.
>>332053849
Reccetear ?
leave boat and become thug
by the end of the week you have 60 billion dollars and 10 houses
you're eating your pizza in your office, get a phone call by some telemarketer, and suddenly a huge dick spouts out of the ground, next thing you know you're kicking ass and taking names to the tunes of your jukebox
>>332054129
Prototype?
>>332054129
Devil May Cry 3
>>332054018
GTAIV
>>332054268
ding
You wield a weapon that you don't really understand despite studying it for most of your life, and it turns out to not really be a weapon but actually the will of a god, only it's not the will of a god but a computer AI.
>>332054417
mass effect 3?
>>332053425
You run away from home because of daddy issues.
>its like gta but with kung fu
>>332054828
fuckin Sleepin Dawgs
You play god and find clever ways to kill those who you control only to remain empty inside.
your family is hanged to death by your dad's best friend, you decide to go on a revenge trip, with friends, titties and beautiful vistas along the way, but then at the end of your journey you discover this story isn't about you, it's about this other guy... a drunken asshole with daddy issues
You're in space and your ship implodes
>>332054294
ringadingding
>>332055025
FTL
the game is shit and the characters are both figuratively and literally flat
>>332054962
the sims
>>332053425
Everyone is sick and crazy and only you, some random fucker can kill everyone to save the city.
>>332054417
>vague
>>332055156
Manhunt
game takes place in Paris (in the fall)
>>332055208
I can't remember.
There's an evil organisation that took over with resurrecting soldiers.
>>332055208
Remember Me?
You cuck alot of women.
>>332055156
Bloodborne?
you go on a journey coz a chill dude told you to and then you meet up with some of the chill dudes friends who want to get rid of the bad dudes but if you've been a good boy on your journey it turns out in the end the bad dudes are really just misunderstood good dudes
>>332055246
>>332055276
entirely different genre
there's this sword which is actually Scotland
you save your daughter who ends up killing you because she's a whiny omnipotent narcissist
>>332055390
LISA
>>332055351
Golden Sun: The Lost Age
You start out on an island full of noobs and autists, then cry when the game is ruined in 2010 by the developers.
>>332054018
Morrowind
Hook up gone wrong leaves you thirsty as fuck.
>>332055445
nope. hint: it's in 3D
The whole game is disorienting and involves lots of feces and blood.
>>332055517
issac
>>332055517
Duke Nukem Forever
>>332055553
Try older.
You wake up in a freezer and then an ancient evil awakens.
You live on an island and it's your birthday, then you hunt down the big bad.
You control an island full of autistic people with no fingers.
You wake up in a field with no feet.
You vaccum your new old house for money
>>332055164
Final Funtasy Tactics
>>332055574
More wall-walking is involved.
>>332055074
Wrong
>>332055475
Maplestory?
>>332055459
newp, its eastern, but not THAT eastern
hint hint
>>332055627
Luigi's Mansion
everything's covered in piss
You're on a quest to destroy a monster but it turns out that monster is your waifu except you get cucked by your dad who you thought was dead so you have to settle for boning your imouto instead
>>332055656
Ding ding!Why did Big Bang have to happen man. I like some of the new classes but they ruined the gameplay.
>>332055687
the witcher?
>>332055351
>>332055687
Get out of here, Stalker.
>>332055771
deus ex
>>332055065
X-COM?
>>332055824
Yeah, rip
>>332054129
It's badly worded, that's accurately worded.
>>332055803
Miss the monster carnival and many other party quests that died after BB.
>>332055642
well give me a hint, otherwise im just gonna guess random space sims.
Elite Dangerous?
You're forced into playing a game of scavenger hunt after you're killed, and if you fail or don't play you get killed again.
>>332055390
Bioshock: Infinite
In this game you are in space and complain about the smell. This game is 95% complaining about the many bad smells there are.
>>332055025
SS13
You play as a guy that can only fly for 5 minutes
>>332056234
Kid icarus uprising?
pirates compliment your girlfriend's bust
>>332056126
ding
>>332056347
risen 3
>>332056198
He said implodes, not gets nuked
You are a lonely weeb on a quest to get the world's best pussy by killing enough people to impress her.
>>332056372
it's an adventure game
your name is ridiculously forgettable
>>332056430
Ok, then it is MI.
>>332053425
Earthbound
There are ROBOT NINJAS in SPACE
>>332053647
Bayo 2
>>332056420
Both can happen, though.
>>332056467
yeah
>>332056429
No more heroes
>>332056541
What server?
I only ever play CM and /vg/
Your friend is involved in a chemical accident and you go on a quest to cure him.
>>332056301
yep
you scour the galaxy for space pussy. also save it from stuff.
>>332056553
You got it. Not vague enough, I guess.
You have a dance-off with skeletons who live underground because your dad is fucking nuts
You work for the government, then you fight the government.
>>332055593
>You live on an island and it's your birthday, then you hunt down the big bad.
Wind Waker
>>332056517
Warframe?
>>332053425
>you and three other guys get the thermal drill
>>332056718
YES
>>332056583
I only just started last week and I have only been playing for a few days. I just remember an older greentext I saw from some custom server.
>>332056723
DLCDAY 2
you're a petite qt librarian from some bumfuck kingdom who has to stop a god by telling her friends to smack monsters passing by them
grind ensues
>>332056790
Prolly exaggeration then, I guess the station can technically implode if the sing gets loose though
You travel around the world trying to catch the world's greatest criminal. You are introduced to all the locals and their culture, hoping to find the three power stones.
>>332056058
It's loud
Family beats the shit out of each other for generations. Everyone else is completely irrelevant.
You were the bad guy all along
>get 5000 skellingtons in wellingtons
>win
You are sad because you are a bad dad
You wake up after troubling sleep in a freezer
some faggots put earth in a red jellybean and you need to suck up to weirdos to get them to join your fight against some green centipedes.
>>332056676
Too difficult.
You're an American hero who wages war on a tyrnaical corporation and wins $150 million dollars.
>>332056971
Tekken?
>>332056891
>You are introduced to all the locals and their culture, hoping to find the three power stones.
Ocarina of Time
>>332056676
Crypt of the Necrodancer?
>>332057027TitS 3rd
>>332056971
Romeo and Juliet.
>>332057150
Yup
>>332056856
I was going to mention the Sing, but since I never saw it get loose I didn't want to sound like an idiot.
>>332057176
yeh
You set out to avenge your dead friend, but then shit gets way more complicated.
>>332057027
Kotor
>grow rice for 30 mins
>come back overpowering everyone
>>332056701
Ass effect
>>332057217
Xenoblade?
You do the same shit every day with only slight variations, and every once in awhile something special happens.
>>332057214
It's hell
Dash for a hardsuit and get to the shuttle
>>332057216
Fuck the Jewish purple goblins in area 3, I fucking hate those niggers. Also the metal music isn't even half as good as the electronic there.
>>332057270
Yep. I tried not to make it as obvious as Monado Boy did earlier in the thread.
>legendary group of heroes break up over silly shit
>you think the game is hinting that you'll gather them all together again
>nope you make your own band of heroes and everyone is an insufferable faggot
>>332057330
I'm still stuck on area 3, too
>>332057294
Real life.
>>332057346
It almost sound like the Minute Men in FO4, but I doubt that's it.
>>332057376
Heh, close.
>>332056584
Here's a hint:You use your hands and feet as your weapons.Also it's a popular 3d gaem
>>332057294
harvest moon
sims
>>332057302
I figured. I'm still trying to get used to the controls but I got alot figured out so far. I haven't been able to be an antag yet, which sucks.
>>332057294
pokemon
XCOM
You never meant to hurt anyone
>>332053572
video games?
>>332053794
GTA:V?
>>332057504
If it's your first week, don't try antag
I've been playin' this game for a good half a year, and I still don't know half of engineering or anything about atmos
Protip: Arrow keys or numpad work wonders. The keys above the arrow keys and certain numpad keys do shortcuts. I think Delete is to throw, and ctrl+click makes you drag things.
>>332057647
Spec ops the line
>>332057497
Nope
>>332055101
was gonna say ride to hell retribution
It would have been more successful if it came out today because furries are becoming more and more prevalent.
>King tells you to be a nice guy
>you are a nice guy
>there is no bosses
>last thing you do is read a book in the bottom of a dungeon
>then you go home happy
>>332054972
hint: hoodies are involved
You throw forks at some werewolves
ok you're the guy
do all this shit
okay so listen you aren't the guy and you're FUCKING INSANE for actually doing all of that buy some glasses
Steals my hearth.
Suddenly a hero for no reason.
you kill monsters and they drop loot.
the loot is actually useful.
>>332056971
Metal Gear Solid Series.
>>332057294
Stanley parabable
>>332056628
ass effect
>you are a robot in a cave
>>332058417
yes
drugs
gun violence
brazil
retired
>>332057159
nah but I didnt even realize that fit that well. Guess a lot of games do.
hint: It gets real hot in the end.
>You joust with a friend to save the world from nuclear catastrophe
>>332058212
Dragon Dogma
You drink some blood and have to save the world from monsters.
>>332053425
>The world around you gets increasingly more fucked up as people won't keep their mouths shut about stupid ancient prophecies made up by a crazy man.
>>332057840
Solatorobo?
>You dance around to get money for 20 minutes then proceed to have PvP fights that usually last less than 5 seconds.
villain traps you inside a virtual simulation of your city, to break you.
plan doesn't quite work out.
>>332058625
Max Payne 3.
>>332059028
Being a noob in runescape
>>332058753
Faggot Age 1: The Faggoting.
>you engage in random relationships with women until one day you need to stop your brother who dresses like a girl from destroying the world
demon world starts flooding into the human world for whatever fucking reason. this demon spirit guy attaches itself to you and teaches you spirit stuff. but fuck that noise you have a kickass shotgun to demons the fuck off, and then use their heads to shoot laser beams
*blow
>>332053507
Metal Gear: Raiden Revenants
>>332059297
Shadow Warrior
>>332059569
ding
>>332058625
I DON'T SPEAK YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE
time to kill monsters.
like leaves, loot falls to the ground.
i've enjoyed that.
>in the end you and a handful of well written characters escape the main ship
>you wake up
>alien doctor tells you you have a message
>it's from your 'dead' wife who is now part of a collective
>"The war my love. Is just beginning"
>there was never a sequel
>>332059869
starcraft 2...
blue man in orange world
>get thrown in a prison that has been taken over by prisoner
>some people smoke lots of weed
>others try building a giant bomb to blow up the prison and escape
>fight niggers in the prison basement and fuck their shit up
>basement collapses on top of you
>prison is open and everyone escapes
>you are dead
>>332060968
no idea but want to play
>>332054417
Xenoblade Chronicles
outsider becomes a space squidtoo easy
![Gothiccover[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tT2TjxG.png "Gothiccover[1].png")
>>332061043you wont enjoy it as much now that you have been spoiled the ending
>>332061253
yea, i was thinking modern prison. that's shit
>go on the best/worst trip ever then kill yourself
You gotta go fast on a halo suit
>>332062334
Tribes
Get three infinities and free yourself or become a millionaire physical god who owns the city
>>332055101
The one (or more?) Paper Mario game(s?) you all hate.
>>332055101
Sticker Star.
>>332055593
>You wake up in a freezer and then an ancient evil awakens.
Halo 4? I have never played it but I seem to remember people joking that that was the plot.
>You control an island full of autistic people with no fingers.
Is this that Dust or Storm game or some shit name like that?
>>332060735
noone ever gets this one
>>332056584
Jak & Daxter
you memorise the layout of Moscow public transport system
>>332066139
Papers, please?
bump again
>>332066506
Nah, pretty sure he's talking about Metro
Nerd with guns has to take the long way.
another bump
