>>332035482
did he died
is he ok
>>332035482
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
>>332035482
The shit was that nigger doing
>>332035482
Somebody edit in the "you died" Dark Souls screen
he's wearing a parachute you goobers they're base jumpers.
>>332035482
Give us the sauce ya big ol' wally
>>332035702
>goobers
Fr*ck you, stupid buttfart
>>332035702
Why didn't his parachute open then?
>>332035702
dis
>>332035702
But anon, what was that impact splash at the bottom left corner of the screen?
>Call of Duty
>jump off building
>hear bones snapping
>keep on sprinting
Ideally? If the game is 2D, no fall damage ever.
Realistic 3D should be about 2 stories for a bit of a jarring landing, 3 for real damage, and higher for death,
>>332035564
No.
He'd have been struggling a lot more after he slipped.
he clearly did that on purpose
You're supposed to get reduced to 1HP if you fall from the maximum height or impact something at the game's terminal velocity. "Dying" because it's realistic is stupid and only creates situations where players want to test the limits of the game and create an area full of glitch cults and stuff.
>>332035564
Shits staged, look how cameraman perfectly follows the guy as he knew he will fall before it happened, instead of having to abruptly move it, this always happens on fake, staged videos because they are meant for shock and think people will forget there was a cameraguy filming.
>>332035482
Made me think of this
https://youtu.be/oPW4f-yfUr0
>>332035986
>parachute.png
Nope, that white spot is only there in the first part of the video before he falls.
If I go outside and talk about video games it doesn't change at all.
>>332035917
>realistic 3d
>falling 2 stories and just being a little shooken up
U dum
>>332035482
Was this thread started because The Isle has now fall damage? If so, thats not how you do it, "realism" should never feel like a restriction.
>>332035986
That's not a parachute. Chutes don't glide along their longitudinal axis, and the square is going along a road. It's probably a car.
>>332036147
Watch it again retard. Theres a frame at the end of the video where that white spot is there and it wasnt before. It's also moving.
>>332036154
shit i sprained the living hell out of my toe falling from about 8~ feet. Was stuck with a limp for 3-4 weeks.
>>332036309
Not that anon, but I examined the video multiple times, followed the track of where the guy was falling, and at the end, there is a tiny tiny, brief white speck. Disappears to quick to be a chute. I'd closer assume some kind of stream and a splash
>unven as fuck terrain with hills
>fall off 5ft distance
>breaks both your legs because "realism"
No fun allowed.
There is a certain height you'll be able to fall where it won't kill you, but there is no way in hell you'll be able to move either. Should the game kill you, or just let you walk on? You can't just sit there and be crippled.
>>332035482
>>332036110
Or maybe this.
https://youtu.be/XCDKJQ3Z8bU
>>332036679
I think Day Z, for all its faults, handled high falls well with the cripple mechanic.
i wish video games could really capture the sense of height
>>332036873
>nope.jpeg
>>332036873
That made my feet tingle, goddamn.
>>332036807
Too bad you can "fall" into a rock you are standing on. Or get your legs crushed by a door. Or just fall through the world.
God I fucking hate that engine. Is any of this shit fixed in Standalone?
>>332036873
mirror's edge does it well; falling off a building to my death for the first time was appropriately horrifying
>>332036873
That's Russia or some other Slav country right? Are they really that bored over there?
>>332036873
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>332037027
I hate her mid-air panic. It got to me way more than the height did. You can see her flail around and try desperately to grab onto something. It was way more effective than 99% of games that just have your character plummet, occasionally with a half-hearted shout. Old tomb raider games had a good deathscream, and a bone crunch when you hit the floor that used to make me uncomfortable.
>>332036309
Regardless of what you think you see at the end of the video, that screenshot was taken at the beginning of the video.
Here's some proof of how right I am, in case you plan on continuing to be a goddamn idiot.
>>332037123
At least they're outside, unlike your fatass.
>>332036290
>>332035482
>you could die in an equally embarassing, sudden, pointless way
Why is the universe so uncaring?
>>332037390
>Im gonna be an edgy retard who jumps of high heights for no goal or reason in particular
>die
Seems right to me, those people know what to expect.
>>332037171
yeah, the flailing and that speed-blur effect they use was super-freaky; definitely the best depiction of falling to your death (i assume)
>>332037390
I wish the universe cared about everyone and that we could all live in happinnes and eternal love. I wanted every single being to be happy and cared for.
>>332037526
>be edgy
>fall off edge
pottery
>>332037627
>>332037171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aawA5usaoqI
>>332037627
I don't
>>332037641
>>332037526
>Base jumping is edgy
Jesus fucking Christ just murder yourself dead multiple times.
>>332037627
FIESTA
>>332035482
fake and gay.
notice the parachute, elbow pads, and knee pads.
>>332037627
If the universe really cared about me it would've given me reality bending powers already.
>>332035482
>>332035986
He had a parachute but it wasn't there. Watch fullscreen and keep an eye on the patch of trees just above the round area at the base of the building.
>>332037334
>Implying
There are other ways to have fun outside that don't involve doing crazy shit like what they're doing. Though they got balls, that's for sure.
>>332037908
>Accomplishes no goal, objective or achievment but looking so "rad and cool" for a few seconds
>not edgy shit.
Dying in war, dedicating life to science or art could be meaningful, dying for this? nah.
>>332038241
>people having fun in ways I don't like is edgy
>>332038241
Are roller coasters edgy too?
>>332035482
>cameraman still standing with his foot inches from the edge
>>332038241
There should be a way for suicidal people to be put down peacefully and their bodies donated to science.
>>332037390
because everything have the same minimun exact chances at some random shit fuck their up.
if a rogue planet were in collision course to earth, there is no fucking shit we can do about it, there are reasons why this could happen, and that doesn't give it any significance.
human life have a reason to exist, but no real significance, enjoy being here just by mere chance and opportunity.
>>332038426
What exactly do human corpses have to offer to science and why would they have any shortage of them?
>>332038523
lobotomies n'shit
>>332038426
Feels bad man, I'd kill myself if there was some kind of meaning to it like that.
>>332038224
Oh, I see it now.
>>332038523
Fresh transplants, quick release for the person, tests for medical students and all that shit. You can learn a lot, just it's immoral apparently. I don't think it's too bad as long as it's consensual, the suicidal person won't want to go through pain, they won't be using their body afterwards, and if they're in that position I doubt many people would object.
>>332037123
They either do this or play league of legends.
I know where I'd rather be.
>>332036873
Holy shit
that sweater where to cop for fucks sake
Who else here liked jumping from the top of the elevator shaft to the bottom in Banjo-Tooie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DBX5TaMnno
>>332038523
If you don't sign up for your body to be donated, scientists can't legally have your corpse. Too many muh religion people who think you'd be defiling them in death.
>>332037953
Don't you have a comic to make, Chris?
>>332037357
Nice reaction image, you Melvin.
>>332035482
Dude in the yellow just teleported
![MtBrV[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Df3qVVh.jpg "MtBrV[1].jpg")
>>332038068
To be honest, the most I'd do if I had reality bending powers is fuck around on/with 4chan.
>give myself admin powers
>protect threads I like from getting deleted
>April Fools shenanigans involving petty threads like "post in this thread and get banned" and whatnot
>Permanently deleting Barnyefag's access to the internet so he can't shitpost ever again
I just don't see much other uses other than giving myself shittons of money.
>>332036873
I know it's a video, and I know it's not me, but FUCK first person PoV videos. Shit gets my heart pumping.
>>332038235
>This conversation
Made me feel like I was in a time loop.
>>332038973
>Not deleting /mlp/ and permantently banning ever IP to have posted on that board in the last 6 months
>>332038973
Aiming high, anon. Don't you think it'd be fun to fly around or become invisible? You could create a working hoverboard and make yourself invulnerable so you could shoot around at 200mph.
>>332038973
>not making your anime waifu real
>not merging the 2d and 3d planes so you can be with her without making her 3DPD
>>332039165
Not that anon but, I had a dream where I grew wings in some public place. It was incredibly painful as the wings literally tore out of my back. I was bleeding and reaching out in pain for help and eventually a cop came. I managed to stand up and he was telling me to get down and eventually shot me.
No thanks, something more subtle would be best.
>>332037627
Pain is the fuel that makes things live.
>>332039318
Are you black?
>>332039318
But you control reality. You could make it acceptable, or be invincible so bullets would pass through you or just bounce off. You could create an entire planet-sized racetrack and just materialise there to have your fun without any humans knowing. You could create a harem planet with every attractive character just waiting for you.
>>332038973
>be barneyfag
>wake up one day to go scout out pony content
>internet doesn't work
>check the router
>everything seems okay
>Internet still not working
>try phone internet
>doesn't work either
>panic
>get desperate and take my dusty laptop to starbucks
>try connecting to the internet
>still doesn't work even though everyone else is using the internet
>try other places with Internet; McDonalds, Burger King, the Public Library
>nothing at all works
>can't fight the Barneyfag tyranny
>fall into a deep depression and an hero
>>332039560
It's obvious that loser is making the threads on his PC and replying to them on his phone over 4G.
>>332035669
I want this.
>>332035986
thats a car m8 you can see it following the road
>>332038958
damn you're observant. Trying to figure out of that's the same guy.
>>332038806
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/fa/
>>332039034
I know what you mean. I already knew those kids in that webm were Russian. I just asked if they were because I always do when something similar is posted.
>>332038523
this nigger is fucking retarded god damm
>>332037171
Is it weird that I sometimes get a boner from this? Same thing happened in tomb raider and some other games. Maybe I'm just fucked in the head.
>>332040431
>Is it weird that I sometimes get a boner from this?
totally, but we all get hard for weird reasons sometimes
>>332035564
no but this guy did
>>332040551
Kill yourself, bud
>>332040603
Looks like he got grabbed by fucking underwater Manus
>>332040641
ok
>>332040603
LOL what a retard
>>332040603
Unrelated much?
>>332040603post escalator
>>332040603
He's okay now tho right?
>>332040859
don't have that
I got a good one, how do I remove audio from a webm?
>>332037627
MATRIX WHEN
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>>332040603
>Monster hunter underwater combat without current res.webm
>>332041058
I would fucking die of a heart attack
>>332037326
>before fall
It's a white car moving
>after fall
parachute
>>332040603
No he didn't.
>>332041145
>>332038426
Too bad we need to force people to stay alive for ethics sake.
>>332041194
well you're lucky because this one also isn't what you think it is. There is no one in that suit
Apparently they were doing research into making satellite-like devices inside spacesuits. and just chucking them off into orbit
>>332038241
>>332038426
What I want is:
>Strip my corpse
>Leave the skeleton
>Do one of those medical teacher things where they reattach all your bones back into an anatomical skeleton
>Plant tree sapling
>When the tree is just large enough, weave skeleton through tree stump
>Tree grows and sends skeleton skyward
>spook anyone who looks up at you
>>332037627
Literally an impossible and childish dream.
>>332039560
>Not just rendering all of his OP's and cherry-picked comment images as auto-bans as the original dose does outside of /b/, /s4s/, and /trash/
>Or making him completely blind and deaf.
>Or making it so that any device he tries to use complain about MLP bricks before he actually makes any complaint anyone not looking at his screen can see.
>>332037123
No, that what the 1st world kids do when they tired of spending parents money.
Have one on the house, audio removed
>>332043283
ayy lmao
>>332037627
>implying pain and sadness are bad
There is a reason why people like sad stories so much.
>>332044839
Yes, for self-pity reasons, it makes them feel special. Now let me crush your bones with a hammer, see if you think it's good.
10 points of damage per foot after reaching 15 ft
30ft however becomes instakill, unless your game can explain it, like nanomachines or power armor or magic or gravity manipulation.
>>332045189
OHHHH Hurt me more anon it feels sooooo goood
>>332045274
l-lewd
>>332037627
If there is no pain or sadness, there is no comfort or happiness either. Without the existence of both, we have nothing to push towards happiness, and therefore no reason to live. There has to be a contrast, or life is just empty.
