THE ENGLISH WEBSITES FINALLY BEEN UPDATED FUCK
http://starfoxzero.nintendo.com/
Intro's finally in english too
http://starfoxzero.nintendo.com/story/
ALL AIRCRAFT REPORT
Nicccce. I'm liking what I'm seeing. I'm actually more and more excited for this game. Hopefully the controls are a Wonderful 101 situation where you CAN get used to them.
>>332024603
Are gyro controls optional or not?
>>332024603
>>332024946
This looks amazing. It looks like they're really going back to the style of the first few games.
Guard has a new trailer too it looks like
http://starfoxzero.nintendo.com/star-fox-guard/
![2falco[1].gif~c200.gif](https://i.imgur.com/uWZy4Or.gif "2falco[1].gif~c200.gif")
>>332024993
FALCO HERE I'M FINE.
>>332024603
>Falco is still some random nobody that got into Star Fox because
Come the fuck on! I wanna know who is he and why does Fox trust him.
>>332027561
Fox probably just saw how cool he flew and decided to recruit him.
>>332028214
Yeah, pretty much like how Pigma was some random pilot that wanted to destroy Andross and ended up betraying the team that trusted him.
>>332028405
Pretty much!
Falco's just cool.
Pigma's just an asshole.
>>332024603
>Foxes voice
I really wish we got a patch that replaced sm4shes. How he's doing it this game is way better.and a bit sexier
>>332024993
I'VE TAKEN A FEW GOT BUT I'M OKAY
>>332028945
Peppy you old fuck did you forget how to talk again
>>332024993
I CAN SEE THE LOOK ON THEIR STUPID FACES...
>>332029064
WHAT'S THE BIG USES FOX?
>>332029064
DON'T WORRY, SLIPPY'S HERE!
>>332029440
STICK TO THE POND FROGGY
No Krystal = no buy
>>332024946
That was cool as fuck.
>>332029689
ITS NOT FAIR
>>332029689
Some anon in an older thread who claimed to have played the game said that she makes a cameo. He never proved that he actually played it though.
>>332030160
>I'LL DO YOU FAST, PEPPY OLD PAL
What did he mean by this?
![Katt3DHeadshot[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bQrzFPw.png "Katt3DHeadshot[1].png")
>>332029993
MAKE WAY FOR KATT!
>>332030432
He was gonnaCatch up on old times
STAR WOLF FULL RENDERS WHEN?
>>332024946
So is this a 64 remake then?
>>332030595
Katt >>>>>>>>> Krystal
wonder how she'll help the team out this time around.
>>332028694
>someone saved my pic
FUCK yes
>>332027561
Looked up the wiki for Bill and it says that he, Fox, Falcon and Slippy were all schoolmates in their youth..
>>332030793
Pretty much, since Fox mentions the Lylat Wars.
>>332029689
EAT SHIT
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>>332030874
>Falco schoolmate
Wat
>>332030803
She gonna try to convince Falco to put his bird genitalia into her Cat happy hole.
>>332030803
meant for >>332030526
sorry, kinda sick here
>>332030995
http://starfox.wikia.com/wiki/Bill_Grey
>Bill Grey is a childhood schoolmate of Fox, Falco and Slippy's, ace pilot and a commander of the Husky and Bulldog squadrons in the Cornerian Army that serves on Katina.
>>332031154
Never in my life, nor any japanese fan have ever consider Falco part of Fox younger days, the hell are these guys getting this info?
>>332030968
That kinda sucks I mean I love 64 but I was hoping for a new story.
Also co-op is lazy as shit, I'm glad it's in over nothing but cmon.
>>332029689
>mfw some popstar got a crowd of delusional krystalfags to buy the game in hopes for her to come back in the sequel
this is fucking pathetic
>>332031363
Well if that leaker dude is correct and Miyamoto is impressed enough with PG's work on SF maybe we'll get a sequel to follow up on Lylat Wars' new continuity.
>>332031526
>maybe we'll get a sequel to follow up on Lylat Wars' new continuity.
This would be wonderful. This is the second time star fox has been rebooted and I would love it if they went in a new direction that wasn't bullshit.
>>332031526
>leaker dude
Mind explaining what was leaked, exactly?
![character-wolf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FMkmBTf.png "character-wolf[1].png")
>>332031839
What else could they do plot wise?
![character-pigma[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/dVRx3GZ.png "character-pigma[1].png")
>>332032149
>>332032145
Andross fuses with venom in one of the routes
In the ending Fox has a picture of Krystal and one of his dad.
You can let Slippy die in Titania
I can't believe it. Even though it's been a year since it was announced, I still can't fucking believe it. After 10 years, we are finally getting a new Star Fox game.
![character-leon[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uzyxvaS.png "character-leon[1].png")
>>332032238
>WHO CAN STOP ANDROSS?
what did they mean by this?
![character-andrew[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0mQpRuU.png "character-andrew[1].png")
>>332032320
>>332032358
are you a bad enough fuck to beat monkey dictator and save the galaxy
>>332032153
Dunno. Maybe have a new menace threaten the peace of Lylat. Or just have the threat of Andross come back since he is basically monkey hitler.
>>332032310
You mean Peppy. Peppy crashes down to Titania this time around.
>>332032145
He leaked the "History Trailer" in his post along with a screenshot from said video several hours before it came out live.
The stuff he talked about later on was just enough to be believable.
http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/331792039/
>>332032319
And by Platinum Games no less.
They know how to create good lore so I trust them with the story on this one.
>>332032571
>Kat and Falco are totally fucking off camera.
>>332032803
Kat is dead
Any chances of SF0 getting ported to the NX?
>>332024993
GOOD LUCK
>>332032781
Nintendo should give Kirby and Kid Icarus to platinum.
>>332032861
no,peppyis dead but only you're shit at videogames
you're not shit at videogames, are you, anon?
>>332033148
Sakurai once sneaked into Platinum and gave Kamiya a free copy of the game after he spotted him.
i think he wants PG to hold the candle to Uprising since he isn't the guy who wants to do sequels outside Smash.
>>332032861
wut
>>332033462
Uprising is the best game possible for Kamiya.
>>332033462
Uprising was already great. If platinum could improve on it, i'd be even more in love than i already was with platinum.
>>332030793
Which was a remake of the SNES game...
so essentially. The entire Starfox series is ONE good game. ONE half decent sequel, and 2 shitty spin offs.
Officially speaking, since SF2 for SNES was never actually released.
Why the fuck do people care about this "series"?
>>332033783
I think it has to do with people liking the game mechanics, the characters and the story.
Maybe, I'm not sure.
>>332032149
>eyepatch
And I bet Wolf sounds like a dumb cowboy like in Assault. How shit
>>332032571
Hoping the game progression works like bayo, having verses, hidden fights and so on.
>>332033783
Because rail shooters are a starting genre.
Starfox itches that scratch, regardless of how many times the story is rebooted.
>>332033959
>not liking eyepatch space pirate wolf
wolf sounds fine in Zero
>>332034012
It's literally Star Fox 2
Different difficulties have different stes of missions in each planet, completed missions are unlocked forever.
You get a different Andross fight on every route.
>>332033959
>not liking space cowboy Wolf
HOLY FUCK
THEY'RE ACTUALLY SENDING OUT REVIEW COPIES RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJXAMKsttk0
THIS NIGGA GOT IT TODAY
>>332034391
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>332034391
>black guy who looks like he's gonna explode
yeah, no thanks
>>332024946
Oh wow, that voice is so smooth and cool.
>>332034391
Why is he wearing a Zelda T-shirt if he's promoting nevermind
He is too cool for garbtalk
>>332034391
He could have gotten it a year in advance, but he'll always be a nigger.
Also, is he suppose to be talking about the embargo stuff?
>>332034391
I can't tell if this Nigger is serious or plays himself for laughs.
If he's serious he needs to fuck off.
If it's for laughs then he's aight.
I word work people this this, and I can tell you, most of them are DEAD serious, this is how they talk and act ALL the fucking time. It gets old real fast.
>>332034391
waiting for shills explain.
>>332034667
work with people like this.**
Sorry its late and I'm tired.
>>332034391
>inb4 he can't reveal some shit until next month
>>332034391
#freegame
Why is this a thing now? Feels oddly disrespectful.
>>332034391
>TFW PEOPLE ARE GONNA SPOIL UNLOCKABLES
>TFW YOU CAN FLY A WOLFEN
>TFW BAYONETTA AMIIBO FUNCTIONALITY
>TFW RULES OF NATURE WITH GERWALK MODE
>>332034856
What if Bayo is an unlockable character
>>332032406
"BOW BEFORE THE GREAT AYNDRAAAS"
>>332034391
>le blackaboo utuber haha
and he's on a NDA. how great
>>332034391
MOTHER OF SHIT
THIS GUY GOT IT TOO AND HE SHOWS OFF A TOP SECRET DOCUMENT TO THE CAMERA
https://youtu.be/tS5YpXuREqI?t=2m1s
THE FOOL
I like Krystal
>>332034856
>tfw you will never fly in a Wolfen with your favorite StarWolf character
>>332034784
Smug, arrogant fucking bastards.
>ooooooooo look at me I have followers to watch me play games
>I got it for freeeeeeeeeeee
>loooook at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Scum of the fucking earth
>>332035157
>HE SHOWS OFF A TOP SECRET DOCUMENT TO THE CAMERA
get ready to screencap, people
>>332035157
UPON CLOSER INSPECTION I'VE REALIZED IT'S FUCKING NOTHING.
DISREGARD THIS
>>332034391
>#freegame
Between this and Dark Souls 3, this month has been absolute torture. I'm okay with review sites keeping their free games to themselves until they make a preview article or a review before release, but all these youtubers and streamers bragging and spoiling this shit is not cool at all.
Not cool.
Is the Falco amiibo not compatible with the game? It seems weird that it does nothing, when it wouldn't have cost them anything to let it do the same thing the Fox amiibo does.
>>332035505
video games are not that expensive loli
>>332035387
Jesus, calm the fuck down.
We still have a whole moth until it comes out
>these guys got it a month early
DAMMIT
>>332035598
He's whining about the leaked copies you cockmongler
>>332035157
Early April embargo huh. Hope that means they're confident about the game's quality.
>>332035598
It's not about the price, it's that literally whos get them before I do. A full 3 weeks before I do even though I pre-ordered.
>>332035387
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOO
>>332035597
Miyamoto san said there's still some amiibo functionality they haven't revealed yet so it'll probably be tied to the falco amiibo.
>>332035678
>leaked
They're not even leaked, they LITERALLY are given full copies by the devs in hopes of promoting their product which is fucking stupid.
>>332035734
It's the Bayonetta dance
>>332035218
krystal is acute
>>332035780
It's sad because some people don't even cover the game or review it. They just show it off and brag about it. It's really common with the Toys 2 Life games as well.
>>332029689
>"Krystal was a mistake. She's nothing but trash, so I made her a purple haired sadistic villain instead."
-Dylan Cuthbert
>>332035959
Is this the guy who threw a fit because Hyrule Warriors was apparently "copying" his Zelda Total War mod?
>>332035616
I'M JUST SO GOD DAMNED EXCITED HOLY SHIT. FINALLY ANOTHER GOOD STAR FOX GAME.
IF THIS GAME SUCKS DONKEY DICK WITH PLATINUM AND NINTENDO THEMSELVES HANDLING IT THEN I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>332036051
Hahahahaha source?
>>332035959
I went to go verify that Dylan indeed worked on Star Fox SNES and how he could fuck up Command, but then I learned he was behind Blasto.
Amazing what you find out these days.
>>332034253
>Different Andross fight on every route
FUCK YES.
>>332036051
Nononononono.
>>332035734
Ah okay, that's neat. If they haven't revealed it yet, then it might do something cool that they want to keep up their sleeve for a little while longer. Maybe it lets you play as Falco instead of Fox? I don't imagine there'd be a huge difference, other than maybe infrequent dialogue changes, but I just hope it does something.
>>332036051
no, that's UndyingNephalim.
i bet he's getting fussy on Zero right now as well for not being Assault: Command edition.
>that edgy pic of hilda with baggy eyes
>>332035694
Some people have to get games earlier than you do in order for a market to be educated properly on whether or not it's any good.
It's the same thing with art, an exhibition doesn't open to the public until well after critics and the benefactors have had a look.
>>332034253
>literally Star Fox 2
So you can defend Corneria, explore the galaxy, infiltrate bases, stop oncoming missiles from hitting Corneria, and take down Andross's forces in a pseudo real-time strategy/shooter hybrid?
Because SF0 would be fucking perfect if it was just SF2.
>>332036438
apparently the namco-gate gave birth to a new epic meme, now all of the sudden developers sending free copies to reviews is anti consumer.
>>332036219
I have no clue man
>>332036145
I don't have a link on me but this guy made a real dark and
edgy Zelda Total War mod with this whole plot and everything.
He also made a Star Fox game where Krystal has an evil twin
or some shit. It was also embarrassing.
>>332036316 Thank you
>>332036532
I don't care.
I'm just stipulating why these things happen, they're not arbitrary rules people just made up; there's been foundation for them.
>>332036181
>Dylan Cuthbert
>After this, Dylan moved back to Japan to work at Sony Japan, where, in early 1999, he developed the Duck in a Bath technical demo (Ducks demo)
>ducks demo was the basis for Super Rub 'a' Dub which is a downloadable title for the PS3 produced by SCEE.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Rub_%27a%27_Dub
>that gameplay description
kek
I'M GONNA CHOP, SLICE, CUT, STAB, SHANK, AND SPLIT EVERY SINGLE FURBALL KIND IN THIS SERIES AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU FAGGOTS CAN DO TO STOP ME!
NOW GIVE ME THE STINKING ANIMAL MEAT AND GET ON WITH THE LIMBS CHOPPING, MY BOILING BLOOD POT CANNOT WAIT ANY LONGER!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>332036740
I'd play it.
>game started with starfox
>didn't release 2
>skipped 3-63
>released starfox 64
>now calling it "zero 3" instead of 65
the fuck nintendo
>>332036728
>DuckStation 3
>Using the motion-sensing SIXDUNKS controller, the player tilts a bathtub filled with water to move bubberducky around the tub while avoiding very religious sharks.
>The object of the game is to offer each baby duckling in the tub as a sacrifice to the demon lord Ba'al.
How long has this been here for
Holy shit
>>332036728
>Sumo Digital
oh hey, it's the SASRT devs
>>332036951
>This page was last modified on 17 March 2016, at 08:16.
they did this on purpose
>>332024946
Someone should rip this onto Youtube,
>>332037076
It is a reference to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQWbFnAeDAo , it seems
>>332034391
So that anon who said that critics were having trouble beating the game with invincibility on... wasn't bullshitting us?
>>332039054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1TZB2edISs
